youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

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