Song from the rock opera Five Thousand Sasquatch. A musical comedy about a genius toy inventor who is searching for Bigfoot and UFO's in Bellingham, Washington.

Mister Peanut And The Mayor

Mac ,music , lyrics , vocals 
Scotty , lyrics , vocals
Shane , lyrics vocals

Hello and welcome back once again 
I used to be harmful now I’m just Shane 
I know what your thinking, terrible name 
Bang on the level with a Wayne or Dwayne again
I’m waffling , selling it as steak when I’ve snuck a lot of offal in
I’m throttling it up but still i’m filling it with fluff
Like some new cool teddy bear or tragic old school muff
It’s enough to grind your gears 
Always banging on in song about my probalems and my fears
It’s been the same for years
Fames the aim then tears
Till maccy b and Scotty clipped me hard behind the ears
They said “mate it’s like this int it””
“Even if the prize is piss it’d still be nice to win it “
“We know that you’ll jump ship but help us to begin it
Fuck it that’s enough thats gotta be a 
minute

It was just an idea a short while ago
Bouncing sounds of these two blokes I know
We may be scallies ,not fit for glue
Bringing our falsetto highs to you

Well, it's the one man verity show,
some of you know me better as Scotty.
And, I make sloppy
hasty home recordings every time that life has got me
feelin' fuckered up, and I assure you that's a lot. See,
by nature, I am naughty, and sometimes there's no dodging
a frenzied floozie that wants to field my caber tossing.
But, no, that is not me. Not anymore.
I'd rather be alone on the beach or front porch
or behind closed doors. Shut them out and ignore.
Plug in and play, fuck around and explore
to the sounds that my mates send me weekly, or more.
I live for this shit, even if the pay is poor.
So, mates, gimme more. For this group, I'm a such a whore.
And soon, with more tunes, we'll be in the i-store
collecting cyber dust as I trust we'll be deplored
by the superficial cunts who love the shit that makes me snore.
Zzzzzz

I love peace but I’m an architect of noise
In this musical sandwich with these two boys
Lincolnshire loafers, Canadian filling
Bodies broke but our minds are still willing
Could be here one minute the next we’re gone
So far so good , three heads better than one
So cheers for listening
You know that I’m ending this shit because it’s checkout time
Goodbye

Hot Scotty sandwich

“Love is like dried flowers sometimes. Even though you watch the petals shrink and change colour, you cannot help treasuring them” ― Munia Khan

The sheet music of my compositions can be downloaded from here:
https://www.sheetmusicplus.com/publishers/victor-birkan-sheet-music/3028943?isPLP=1
https://youtu.be/e_-vkT2jRv8


Dry Flowers

a song i wrote about a little black cloud that follow's me every where i go ,everything i do.                                                                                                                                                                                                            

A Little Black Cloud

untitled.wav, A Little Black Cloud, Gene Jumper,  ( Original  Song )

October Rain

Descending Points

A song from my EP SUPERNOVA. I wrote this song to make people happy when they listen to this. 129 BPM. 2m43s. The main genre is Alternative rock. This is a fun song. This song is influenced by Britpop, too. I'd say this is more influenced by Blur. And this is also influenced by Interpol. I personally think this is an interesting song. Link to major platforms : https://linkco.re/E2aRhZS6

Lyrics : 1 2 3 4
1 2 1 2

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh

Baby, sorry
I and rock are goin' to
And the story
Her white room is fadin', too
You could stole me
But fear is a psychedelic truth
I'm sorry
"One, two" I'm the monster true

I sing along
You sing along
Let's sing along

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh

She is lovely
Her sister is planning cruel
'Cause I know it
'Cause I know he has what to do
Take it easy
Evil can't beat the good
Please tell me
Why I'm your No. 2

She wants to sing
He wants to sing
Let's sing along

Ah.....
1 2

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na I AI Ahhhh

It's your turn
It's your turn
It's your turn
It's your turn
It's your turn

TAKE OFF YOUR MASK

Lyrics, Harmonica & vocal : Snow Man Dave

Our Son A Rocker

Guitars, bass and production - Llanpsych
Beats - Inactive Caller & Active Caller by fakestarstudios (Looperman)
Should you ever find yourself in Scotland check out The Crawick Multiverse
https://www.crawickmultiverse.co.uk/

Open Multiverse

     Howdy everyone and I hope everyone had a great Labor Day, without laboring of course!😂 This is another of my instrumentals, which actually had lyrics but the vocals were not recorded too well so I made it into an instrumental. It's about having that Las Vegas experience which I'm sure nobody can afford anymore with this economy unless you're a billionaire! I've been to Vegas many times and most times I've lost, hence the title "Lost Wages"! I'm not a gambler, so when I lose a couple of hundred dollars I start sweating profusely!!😂 It's a fast paced song and I played like a boogie-woogie synthesizer on it and a rock guitar. Charlie played a groovy harmonica on it too! I've decided to drop an instrumental and a cover song every month from now on besides my normal songs and videos. The video is the high-light so please check it out on YouTube.

VIDEO - https://youtu.be/DwZ-ISbz2g0

     The video was a lot of fun to put together and it's all about Las Vegas, the gambling, the show girls, the drinking, the excesses, pretty decadent stuff! There's is a lot of eye-candy here for the grown-ups to enjoy! It drops tomorrow on YouTube! The original song with lyrics was called "My Neck Of The Woods" so if Charlie and I rerecord the vocals, I'll make a video of it as well. I hope everyone enjoys this song and video and remember, don't gamble unless you can afford to lose a ton of money and are rich because it is an addiction! Last time we went to Las Vegas, back before the pandemic, it was for about a week and all we saw were the shows and never gambled, that was my favorite trip because I didn't lose a dime! But guess what? We're going back to Las Vegas in December 2025 to watch the new "Wizard Of Oz" spectacular in The Sphere! Check out the clips on YouTube, it's really mind-blowing! No gambling!! Take care and good luck! 😎✌🏼

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Margareta & Eddy

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