Favorite Rap Battles

nothing changes this app is still broken years later

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A mix of flying battery zone act 2 from Sonic Mania, and Nochentera (IDK who made this). With flying battery’s tempo

Flying all the night (Flying Battery zone act 2 and Nochentera)

Freshy Kanal: GHOST RAP CYPHER ft. Cam Steady, NemRaps, Chi-chi, HalaCG & More

GARTEN OF BANBAN 6 RAP SONG: Naughty Ones

An all-out brawl between the dually-fictional fire-breathing behemoths, Reptar, the Rugrats’ favorite dinosaur, and Strong Bad’s most iconic creation, Trogdor the Burninator! Who’ll torch the track in the very first installment of Nicktoon Rap Battles?

Matt Raichous as Reptar
MetaStarVA as Trogdor
‬ 
Written by EatMoPizza, Writing Help from MetaStarVA

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
‪
Beat Produced by Allrounda Beats
   • "Steelhammer" ~ (DL Free) Hard Rap Be...  

 Reptar:
Puff the Magic Dragon thinks he can Brawl with All-Stars?
I’ll knock out his teeth with just a taste of Reptar Bars
Since I stepped into the city I was sweeping the nation
While babies’ minds are more developed than Strong Bad’s imagination

Ugly-ass chicken scratch, no wonder chicks aren’t drawn to this
My jaws are more than strong enough to leave misfits in eight bits 
Send a scrap scribble scrambling, scorching when I fire bombs
Slamming my own copy right, like when I took down Viacom

 Trogdor:
Once again awoken by some failed attempts to harm me
But instead of a knight, it’s some gangrenous Barney?
Your entire brand got buried ‘cause you couldn’t make a cent
But the real Curse of Reptar was ending up a Questless Peasant

Civilians weren’t fleeing, Rather, Dashing to new TV
Can’t fix being outdone by a sponge switching to 3D
Even today, off the net, they still can’t get enough of me
With one beefy arm I’ll bloody this sucker, shoutouts to Buffy 

 Reptar:
Chaps keep on milking this snake, I’ve always been turning green
So convinced that you’re metal, while they made me a machine!
Makers go silent for months, leave fans hungry as dinosaurs
But when they’re selling out for merch, their money’s on Trogdor
I crunch cars, Burninator’s less than BMW
You tower over knights, but just one’s all it takes to topple you
I’m stomping you, your time is through, we’re going back to ‘08
Joke’s overused, you know it’s true, wings can’t carry your weight
Cash-cow kaiju known by no one, Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man
Homestar packs a stronger punch, bitch can’t throw hands, damn!
Even Poopsmith had cleaner delivery 
There Might Be Giants, but no other monster could measure to me

 Trogdor:
Can’t choose between good or bad, my game’s got more resolution
But no matter the story, they still want your execution
On the hunt for love, but Coach Z’s luckier with ladies
Go n’ call up all your fans, all that you’d get is a wave o’ babies!

A beefy fist wipes out the dinos who can’t dish bars meatier
Can’t expect you to keep up when Robosnail is speedier
I burninate the countrysides, burninate the peasants
Reptar’s on Thin Ice, watch where you go stomping in my presence
Your frosty opera and crap raps can’t match up my heavy metal theme
Shred like guitar when riffing and strike your middle down like Limozeen
Leave a mascot massacred when Geico's Gecko’s in two
(Roars) Oh Reptar, nobody pine for you.

Reptar Vs Trogdor (ft. MattRaichous and MetaStarVA) - Nicktoon Rap Battle #1

Something chill and folksy for villages in Lurafelle (one of the countries from my GF's and mine upcoming novel Symphony of Shifting Tides.)

Art is by Lioness Paladin

Lurafellian_Village2

(VICTIM 08 - Worse Girlz)
- Jacknjellify & original web-based animation
(BFB, Extinction Party, Interface)
- Anthropomorphized objects, school, & numbers
(Pickle and Peanut, Sausage Party, The Amazing World of Gumball)
- Songs featuring Ke$ha or Billie Eilish
(Raising Hell, Therefore I Am, you should see me in a crown)
- Gaslighting, gatekeeping, & girlbossing
(Boss Bitch, I Like It, Girl Next Door)

(VICTIM 16 - YOU)
- Songs about you
(You're Beautiful, Beautiful in My Eyes, Shine On)
- Songs & artists you like
(hand crushed by a mallet, bladee, Ed Sheeran)
- Games you like
(Friday Night Funkin, FNAF, Danganronpa)
- Songs with titles in the first person, or containing "you"
(I Need You, Need You Now, Just the Way You Are)

Songs used:

TheGabiM - Stupid Murder (Jacknjellify, Numbers/Games you like)
Billie Eilish - Copycat (Billie Eilish)
Kawai Sprite - UNLOCK IT (Girlbossing/Artists you like)
Kawai Sprite - 100 (Artists you like)
Charli xcx - Guess (Billie Eilish, Girlbossing)
PaRappa the Rapper - Hair Scare Bad (Games you like/Gatekeeping)
Olivia Rodrigo - all-american bitch (Girlbossing/Artists you like)

[FANTRACK] - talk shit get hit

a = 452hz
seems like it's gonna be just fine

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どうにかなっちゃいそう！(tacto flip) [instrumental]

render by eno

[25] Doctor Strange - SWORD

"LAWFUL GOOD" COMMONLY FEATURES...
- Marvel Comics, Western Comic Books, & Marvel Artists/Crossovers
- Superhero Media, Dark/High Fantasy, & Eldritch Horror
- Shooter Games, eSports Titles, & Benedict Cumberbach/Liam O’Brien Projects
- Symphonic/Progressive Rock, Soul/Core Funk, & Psychedelic Genres 
- Magic/Magical Tropes, Medical Practices, Occultism, & the many mystic arts of Doctor Strange!
...BUT THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SUBVERSION!

Tame Impala - Borderline (Psychadelic Genres)
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man - Neighbor Like Me
Wolverine: Adamantium Rage - Title Screen
Eddiefrb - Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Doctor Doom (Marvel)
Mystery Skulls Ft. Brandy & Nile Rodgers - Magic (Magic)
The Marvel Super Heroes 1966 - Captain America Theme Song
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (Core Funk, Magic)
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity (Core Funk)
X-Men: Children of the Atom - The Deep
Pink Floyd - High Hopes (Progressive Rock, Psychadelic Genres)
Tyler, the Creator - GONE GONE / THANK YOU (Soul, Psychadelic Genres)
Kendrick Lamar - reincarnated (Marvel Artists)
Kamen Rider Zi-O - Next New Wφrld (Superheroes)

Strange Friends On Sunday

Sonic 3 & Knuckles & My Little Pony: Fluttershys Flight at the Flying Battery Zone
Copyright: KingSpartaX37
Composition: KingSpartaX37
All credit goes to KingSpartaX37
Soundtrack: Carlos and Friends Adventures

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles by SEGA
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Hasbro
Carlos the Hedgehog and Friends Adventures by TheMasterCarlos256

Carlos and Friends Adventures Original Soundtrack: Sky Nightmare Zone

Beep beep I'm a sheep

Something done randomly. I think it turned out OK.
OPMs used:
-Shooting Ristar
-Ring Rink
-Let's Go!
-Under Magma

Sonic and Knuckles - Flying Battery Zone Act 1 ~ Ristar Remix

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Another go at the RYM2612 synth by Inphonik for Reason. This time trying to emulate that energetic sound from Flying Battery Zone in Sonic & Knuckles.

Battery Builder

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Cam (Video Game Rap Battles) as Video Games
None Like Joshua as Anime
Produced by Def Starz
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XC5HaLnOD535d3mNHjyIn1nqBHPRneXvcaaIdE-H0sA/edit?usp=sharing

Anime vs. Video Games - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok