AFFECTIVE KEY CHARACTERISTICS


from Christian Schubart's Ideen zu einer Aesthetik der Tonkunst (1806)

C Major
Completely Pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, na�vety, children's talk.

C Minor
Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key.

Db Major
A leering key, degenerating into grief and rapture. It cannot laugh, but it can smile; it cannot howl, but it can at least grimace its crying.--Consequently only unusual characters and feelings can be brought out in this key.

C# Minor
Penitential lamentation, intimate conversation with God, the friend and help-meet of life; sighs of disappointed friendship and love lie in its radius.

D Major
The key of triumph, of Hallejuahs, of war-cries, of victory-rejoicing. Thus, the inviting symphonies, the marches, holiday songs and heaven-rejoicing choruses are set in this key.

D Minor
Melancholy womanliness, the spleen and humours brood.

Eb Major
The key of love, of devotion, of intimate conversation with God.

D# Minor
Feelings of the anxiety of the soul's deepest distress, of brooding despair, of blackest depresssion, of the most gloomy condition of the soul. Every fear, every hesitation of the shuddering heart, breathes out of horrible D# minor. If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key.

E Major
Noisy shouts of joy, laughing pleasure and not yet complete, full delight lies in E Major.

E minor
Na�ve, womanly innocent declaration of love, lament without grumbling; sighs accompanied by few tears; this key speaks of the imminent hope of resolving in the pure happiness of C major.
F Major
Complaisance & Calm.

F Minor
Deep depression, funereal lament, groans of misery and longing for the grave.

F# Major
Triumph over difficulty, free sigh of relief utered when hurdles are surmounted; echo of a soul which has fiercely struggled and finally conquered lies in all uses of this key.

F# Minor
A gloomy key: it tugs at passion as a dog biting a dress. Resentment and discontent are its language.

G Major
Everything rustic, idyllic and lyrical, every calm and satisfied passion, every tender gratitude for true friendship and faithful love,--in a word every gentle and peaceful emotion of the heart is correctly expressed by this key.

G Minor
Discontent, uneasiness, worry about a failed scheme; bad-tempered gnashing of teeth; in a word: resentment and dislike.

Ab Major
Key of the grave. Death, grave, putrefaction, judgment, eternity lie in its radius.

Ab Minor
Grumbler, heart squeezed until it suffocates; wailing lament, difficult struggle; in a word, the color of this key is everything struggling with difficulty.

A Major
This key includes declarations of innocent love, satisfaction with one's state of affairs; hope of seeing one's beloved again when parting; youthful cheerfulness and trust in God.
A minor
Pious womanliness and tenderness of character.

Bb Major
Cheerful love, clear conscience, hope aspiration for a better world.

Bb minor
A quaint creature, often dressed in the garment of night. It is somewhat surly and very seldom takes on a pleasant countenance. Mocking God and the world; discontented with itself and with everything; preparation for suicide sounds in this key.

B Major
Strongly coloured, announcing wild passions, composed from the most glaring coulors. Anger, rage, jealousy, fury, despair and every burden of the heart lies in its sphere.
B Minor
This is as it were the key of patience, of calm awaiting ones's fate and of submission to divine dispensation.

Translated by Rita Steblin in A History of Key Characteristics in the 18th and Early 19th Centuries. UMI Research Press (1983). 

I like anime and manga. I really like to draw and I can play the piano. I can't play any other instalments, though I've tried to play the violin, but it turned out sounding like when you hav a fast-food cup and your sliding the straw in and out of it to make a screeching noise :P
I love to read, but I actually only read manga...chapter books intimidate me. I like to play video games, and I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty good at them too! I don't really like any of the Call of Duty games or Halo or anything really bloody and gory, though, a good fighting game is fun once in a while to let out anger. 
I like to laugh and my favourite animal is a cat (kinda, but not really. It depends on whether the cat is trying to claw my face off.)
I am peaceful *SARCASM*, I will argue until I make the other person give in or they get so annoyed they decide to walk away. (but then, usually I'll follow them around. Unless they get in their car and drive off. I won't follow them then, because I don't like getting run over by cars) 


[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] mentally dating several fictional characters

[ ] male
[x] female

[x] weird
[ ] "normal"

[x] likes candles
[ ] doesn't like candles

[x] likes sharpening candles to make them look like they are Road Kamelot's 
[ ] ...wtf...?

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*Want to remix one of my songs?
*Want to work on a collaboration? 
*Want to know the end of Citizen Kane?
Rosebud was his childhood sled the entire time.
 
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CONTACT: fritozanzibarmusic@gmail.com
(please have all your rabies and distemper shots before contacting me. I'll explain later.)

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An excerpt from the Essay:
MODERN PRIMITIV: MAN OR MYTH?

(as published in the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society Scientific Journal, 1912)

...Inter-Galactic Sheepherder and Anti-Social Activist who likes to bang pots and pans together in a semblance of what the humans call "music".. 

Born hundreds of years ago, Frito Zanzibar is the only true hope for lasting peace in these troubled times we live in.  

Is he animal, plant , mineral, or digital?  
No one truly knows for sure. 

Frito sails around international waters aboard his luxury steamliner made entirely of coconuts, making music and fighting pirates.

Obsessed with finding a potato chip shaped like Ernest Borgnine, Frito was once driven to edge of extinction due to his luxurious mane and the fact his testicles are highly sought after in certain Asian countries where they are believed to be an aphrodisiac.

Frito Zanzibar is the inventor of chocolate covered pillow cases. Very popular among overweight individuals who suffer from narcolepsy.

Listening to Modern Primitiv is like a wine tasting event, except with more nudity, giant robots, and everclear instead of wine.   

Moments before his 3rd death, Frito listened to some trap music and changed his name to Apple Juice Killa, and sold oregano to his homies. He was then hit by a runaway platypus and killed instantly an hour later. It was eventually deciphered by a team of the world's foremost scientists that much of the music was designed to be listened to while sippin’ cough syrup, spitting game and slanging hash. boo-ya-kah-shaw. 

LIKES: 
Puppies, Kittens, Long walks on the beach

DISLIKES: 
Long walks on the beach with land mines.



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 Modern Primitiv's "Music" is not to be listened to by people with weak heart condition, May cause your eyelids to become reversible, and there is potential for increased purple iris pigmentation which is likely to be permanent. Some people can have serious mental reactions while listening to Modern Primitiv, some of which can become life-threatening. 

Some people can have allergic reactions to Modern Primitiv, including : swelling of the face, mouth, and throat that can cause trouble breathing. 

Listening to Modern Primitiv's music can cure and/or cause some types of erectile dysfunction.  Also may cause/cure the debilitating and disappointing condition for women known as "banana tits"

There is a potential risk for hair growth to occur in areas where Modern Primitiv comes in repeated contact with skin surfaces.

 Some people have had changes in behavior, euphoria, hostility, agitation, peaceful thoughts, depressed mood, increased awareness of the plight of our fellowship of  mankind, suicidal thoughts or actions while listening to Modern Primitiv.

Listening to Modern Primitiv also may cause rainbow colored stools. 

If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, anxiety, panic, extreme hunger for a sandwich, aggression, anger at inanimate objects for making you lose your TV remote, Hulka-mania, Spring Fever, abnormal sensations on your elbows, inability to decide between chunky or creamy peanut butter, hallucinations, runny nose, paranoia, or confusion, stop listening to Modern Primitiv and call your doctor right away.

Please refer all occurrences of premature death due to listening to this music to the global law firm, Plutonium Inc.

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ooOO MY RECORDING TECHNIQUES OOoo

i record everything on 8 track analog..then convert to cassette, then downmix to my VCR player, then i re-dub and spool through a reel to reel i bought off the internet from Lee "Scratch" Perry, then i project the image of the waveforms through a lava lamp onto a white sheet, then i have trained monkey newspaper reporters from the 40's with the hats that have the little white piece of paper that says "press" report the tonal variances to my AP wire, then it is distributed through a complex series of ropes and pullies up to press the image directly onto a 45 wax record so i can spin it at weddings and barmitzphas and rockin funerals. 

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In his pop rock compositions, Blue Yser combines smooth ballads depicting his sometimes embellished, sometimes cynical vision of humanity with upbeat songs that are textually more engaged. 

His influences and inspirations range from the lyric virtuosity of folk singers like Leonard Cohen or Tim Buckley to the dreamy universe of bands such as the Cocteau Twins or Slowdive. 

Blue Yser's music originates from disillusions, fear and anger but – first and foremost – takes its energy from hope, love and aspirations. Like a river that flows still for most of its journey, his music sometimes take a tumultuous course.

triad rose from the ashes of the two veteran bands nova, a melodic-metal-combo from graz/austria and the “band aus stainz” (meaning “band from stainz”, stainz is a little village in southern styria/austria) in 2007. from the very beginning an inspirational aura of harmony surrounded the 4 musicians; all of them had rocked in several other bands before joining triad. triad’s music is cocky and contemplative, out of the mouth, directly from and right straight into the heart. shy but violent, peaceful, reflective and dangerous. behind your back and in your face. asking the 4 about their personal estimation concerning the style and genre-archetypes of their music usually results in laughter and/or anger. probably it’s something near prog-melodic-rock/metal. ah, screw it, just visit one of their concerts and don’t forget the smile, while banging the hell out of your head;). 

If you enjoy puppies, kittens, dinosaurs and food....then we got the jamz for you!!! We don't believe in the confines of genre limitatons.
We have some stuff out now on Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer....EVERYWHERE!!
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And if anyone wants to collaborate, we are down with that as well!

I was born deep within a dark and mysterious cave, where I lived for the first 7 years of my life in solitude. There was no one to keep me company, yet every night when I slept, I could have sworn I felt a warm soothing breath against my neck. Baskets of food would show up each morning from an unknown source before I woke to provide me with nourishment. When I turned 7, I ventured out of the cave for the first time to experience the wonders of the outside world. Upon my return, there was a giant mountain lion waiting there for me. But I did not fear.. Although she looked upset, it was more of a worried expression than a look of anger. Suddenly it hit me, as I came to a glorious realization; that beautiful creature standing there before me was the source of the food baskets and the warm breaths I felt on my neck every single night as I slept, insuring me a peaceful and rejuvenate sleep. She was my mother, and I loved her more than anything. I never left the cave again after that day- until now, to play music.

Reptilian Gods is Luis Peralta a based dj from Manta, Ecuador.

In both of the reptilian history, at some point in the distant past, reptilians openly walked among humans and ruled them as gods, using their superior "spiritual powers" and technology. The reptiliansbred humans for some nefarious purpose - presumably forced laborers, and used them to work in the fields. This time of coexistence is said to have been the reason for the similarities in many world religions. Some of this backstory wherein he purports that the Sumerian gods were genetically engineering humans for their purposes and that one "fallen god" named Ea engineered us to understand what was going on allowing us to break free from the rule of the reptilians. This Sumerian connection seems widespread in the reptilian conspiracy, as the reptilians are often called the "Annunaki", who were Babylonian deities . Other gods identified as the reptilians are Quetzacoatl, the meso-american feathered serpent god, the Naga, who are snake-deities from northern Indian religions and Satan, who took the form of a serpent when offering Eve the apple of truth (as well as many others). A shaman named Credo Mutwa about his beliefs about the reptilians - which he calls the Chitauri. Mutwa purports that these reptilian gods are part of Zulu mythology, and goes into detail about how belief in ruling reptiles has been a part of the secret history of the Zulu since ancient times. 
 
The Reptilians originate from another star system known as Alpha Draconis, while Rhodes believes that Reptilians evolved from dinosaurs on Earth before humans came around, and so their home planet is Earth. Both men believe that the reptilians can use interstellar flight and currently live in an underground network of caves on Earth as well as off-world and in "alternate vibrational states of reality".

The band broke up on January 29th 2016. Here's the old biography:

Surrealist geek electro upstarts Neon Highwire are the party destroying sensation that have been named as ones to watch with good reason.  They’ve been championed by Tom Robinson of BBC 6Music, had track named track of the year by Sherwood Radio before it was even released and have gained a reputation for their devastating live shows countrywide which have included performances with Pete & The Pirates, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs & Dragonette to name a few.

The band’s 2009 début EP Luminescence (mastered at The Exchange), described by Rock Sound magazine as “cutting their angular-chops in all the right places, and it shows” was a shining culmination of these various elements. It includes the single Neon Blink, subsequently released on Blue Dove Records with a number of high profile remix b-sides and also featured in a Finnish TV show created by Jere Vainikka.  It also features the sensationally catchy Under Moonlight, featured in the film “Maya’s Voice” and a favourite of Tom Robinson (BBC) and James Theaker (NME) with good reason.

2010 saw the digital single release of the spectacular Bear At The Bus Stop with its incredible accompanying promotional video which on the day of its release caused their channel to become the 45th most viewed musician on Youtube. This was followed in 2011 with the anthemic Spin Off & the cult sensation Kim Jong Il Looking At Things.

In 2013 the band release their incredible debut album Relate, a cataclysmic journey documenting the breakdown of relationships, the discovery of self and the hurt that goes with the process. Featuring 13 incredible tracks including the cool intensity of “Just Suppose”, the dance-floor magnet “Initialise” & the sublime “These Movies Have Become One Big Joke”. It’s no wonder there’s so much excitement for this release.

Whether it’s the insightful witticisms of their interviews and blog updates, the detail within the multiple layers integral to their sound or the infectious beats that bring to mind the meat of Sonic Youth’s pop phase being fed through a Bugged Out blender, it’s no wonder Neon Highwire count artists such as French Horn Rebellion or Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs amongst their fans.  In their own twisted words, it’s an electravaganza.

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