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The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

The Stereotypes Song

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Animal Cannibal - Possibly in Michigan

I really like this song, so I decided to upload it. The song does not belong to me.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rowSA_9CWR4

Tesco Value - Czesław Śpiewa - Pipedreams.wmv

Lemon Demon - Everybody Likes You

I take no credit of making it. it came from The Living Tombstone

Sherclop Pones - Pinkies Brew (The Living Tombstone)

Lyrics:
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in!

Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,
save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday I'm gonna go home

PinkiesBrew

“Make you wanna” (the background music) is by Ta-ku. Support the creator :3

Tesco Value - Czesław Śpiewa - Pipedreams.wmv

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