i'm baaaaaaaack.......


STARRING
BDGR as Holden Caulfield
ForgottenSon as Doomer Wojak

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Jordy 

Special thanks to BDGR Crew server

Holden: (0:12)

Listen, it’s not really like myself to start conflicts with others
But I’ve seen this bored image on image boards and, here’s what I’ve discovered 
Through all your imagery and how you connect with adults on the net 
You’ve become the poster child for all the goddam phonies that I‘ve met 
Best me in rap? You won't jack-ass, I will say that is quite the hurdle 
You sort of remind me of the carousel you keep going in circles
trying to grab the gold ring not hiding the fact knowing 
This guy is a nihilist who lies on his back each night moping. 
The worst part, I sort of realized in this rap, that it seems to me 
Almost every diss I've said so far, you would agree with me.
Since let's be honest, I know you care but there's nothing you could do so to speak
Even I got brighter days ahead while phonies only Know Your Meme.


Doomer: (0:51)

*sigh* hmm?, oh sorry, I didn't really see you bud.
I wasn’t expecting to be dissed by a depressed Elmer Fudd
Actually, wait, am I battling him? Seems you and I are one and the same
Cuz all the shots you fired are like our lives, there is no aim
Heard you flunked out of prep school well, I can tell just by your dialogue. 
You talk about your tense past in the past tense quite a lot 
And you're calling me mopey? Well, here’s something I’ve discovered
Your whole plot has you do that, find a better one next to your brother.
Haven't been foiled this badly since you caused your team to lose the game
But hey I know that feel bro it’s okay for you to feel pain 
So let's get you back to your asylum, it was crazy for you to handle me
But, I guess that makes two of us who's ashamed to speak with families





Next time: Soul searching (Ft. Azia and TheBabyBeef)

Holden Caulfield vs The Doomer - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

yeah i just kinda still really like this battle :D

COVER rap cypher Jeffery Woods vs Billy Loomis

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

I've gotten a lot of amazing feedback from people regarding UGG vs GOI, and as such, I decided to get a remix of this battle(mainly from someone who is experienced at mixing lol).  Also new cover art bc why not. Enjoy the new mix! I know I do

(NEW) Credits:
Quizzique as Untitled Goose Game
RaccoonBroVA as Getting Over It
Writen by NateURB
REMIX by jort
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
Original matchup by king ducky(and not Grenade that little trickster)

Lyrics(in case you need em again):

U.G.G(V1-0:15)
It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you’re a horrible game
Who’s about to be slain when the geese come out to play!
Released 4 years ago and you only have one award to show for it?
The battle just started, and I already know my civilians are better opponents(hjonk!)
When I start to spit, you can’t get over these hits, bitch!
Send you back down to the bottom of the pit like your players did
Yet they kept playing you for some reason
And raging for Foddy’s entertainment
He urges to be more well-known but you need some knowledge of the basics
The people only care for the game itself, so get over it!

G.O.I(V1-0:45)
Silly goose! I own you. Try to beat me dude, you have some screws loose
All your awards are meaningless, but you call that a Breakthrough?
It’s disturbing seeing how your antics earned your game its profit
I mean honking and tripping over the elderly? How’s that for out of pocket
Once upon a time, people were delighted by your game’s features
But your controls are so wonky, the rocks I climb onto seem easier
I unite people when they stand tall, but you divide the citizens when they fall
In the land of overrated games, you’re the greatest of them all

U.G.G(V2-1:15)
I’m about to beat U, so say GG before you turn to shit
Now it's time to put “kill Diogenes” on my to do list!
Peace was never an option so now lets really get to exposing
Stuck in a leprechaun pot but how is it that my music’s the one that’s Golding?
You’re folding in this battle cuz I’m taking the golden crown with this victory
But given your mythology, taking Ls runs in your history!
Just Cause Foddy had a sad backstory doesn’t excuse this one error:
He took inspiration from trash games, but the result he made was no better
So shush peep, or you
Will sure steep into doom
You still haven’t learned, so let me assure you
Your game is more basic than Push Me Pull You!

G.O.I(V2-1:51)
Even if my game is basic, my fame is still competing with the best
While everyone played you two years ago and I haven’t seen you since!
With the people that review me, they know a good game when they see one
Always being compared to a Goat game but you know you’ll never be one
For a puzzle and stealth game, I expected you to be more challenging
People rage while playing me for days, Markiplier beat you in a live stream!
And it was foolish of you to think this legendary game could be rivaled
You can call me your creators because I just left this Goose Game Untitled!

Getting Over It vs. Untitled Goose Game- Extra Universe Battle! (REMIX!)

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5jb9Z7
POLL WILL END ON JUNE 11TH 2022 AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
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   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
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   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
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   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
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   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱

Cast
GatchaVA as BENDROWNED
BDGR as happy appy

Crew
Art by supergamerbro and nooby
Thumbnail by BDGR
Audio Visualizer by BDGR 
Written by acexperts and SuperTamerDude 
Writing help Box_soldier22
Flowtest by acexperts
mixed by Rayyan

Beat by anywaywell

Lyrics


BENDROWNED (0:12)
Out of all the scary creepypastas to adorn the web
They put me against an apple who was created by someone on meth?
Run away from me, you can't. It's time to face your fate
You can't scare me Appy for you have just gone out of date 

Ahhh, it's BENDROWNED, I got the flow from where my corpse was found
With my profound lyrics you'll be downed to the lost and found
You just a clown, I'll turn you brown as you rot without a sound
Take you down, after I finish you off you'll be ‘ben drowned’


Happy appy (0:38)
Hey There Children, prepare for an educational rappy verse
Ben thinks he is spitting fire but all he spits are crappy words
I've become an icon in rap battles while your pasta has no appeal
I'll leave you in stitches, unlike my abilities you'll never heal

Its Happy Appy feelin’ nice and rappy
Your pasta’s sappy,  worse than andy
They don't like your pasta, Ben
Your story went through so many versions, call you Ben10

Let's play a game I'll put a prediction on the board
I predict that Ben will crash and burn, that way you'll know I scored! 
I got a feeling that your verses dragged on longer than my show
For someone with popsicle hands i’m able to push flows

BENDROWNED (1:17)
Dont step to fucking BENDROWNED (HEY)
Put you down like a dog at the POUND (AY)
Your annoying orange if he was not tame (hey)
Like you with kids i have a handle on your fame (hey)

You Shouldve said that verse, those lines were not passable 
Now watch me spit more seed like you did to Flowey in another battle
Not talking sec. Cameras when i'm leaving this pedo stalled
Your life is more flat than me after falling off my pedestal 

With all those kid kills, nick jr got you banned
And your seeming to be down to being in a trash can
Show was canned and thrown away like a core
Your show got so bad it reduced to popsicle seed gore



Happy appy (1:55)
Sheesh, at least I got some kids who still support me
Your toy story got boring then it fall flat like Woody
Got bullied because your life and game were left in stitches
Not even Majora’s Mask could help get you some bitches

Like your dad i'm gonna leave your win in the grave
I’m no salesman but your suffering a terrible fate
Yea im the apple, Yet Your Creepypasta wiki was wilting...
Seems like Ben has lost all his relevance, but that's natural children...

BENDROWNED vs Happy Appy

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

CerrandoCiclo(DEMO)

Prod. Zepelin Beats https://www.youtube.com/@ZepelinBeats


BENDROWNED vs Happy Appy

acexperts

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