yeah i just kinda still really like this battle :D

COVER rap cypher Jeffery Woods vs Billy Loomis

Simply Yuki as Konata Izumi
Light as Jotaro Kujo
Written by JK03 & Thisizaraisu
Directed and Storyboarded by JK03
Material Provided by Jofinity
Thumbnail & Cover Art by JK03
Mixed by Jort
Art by LimJJ
Beat Edited by Thisizaraisu
Beat by SYKO

Konata Izumi:
Hey, look at this, guys! You see that buff dude, right?
He’s from this crappy anime I saw on TV last night! 
Half your show’s just fight after fight, cut down the filler plotlines
I know you’re in Egypt, but your story didn’t have to be THAT dry!
You bore us with your oras, can’t punch your way through every conflict!
Come as close as you like, (Hoho!) but you still cannot touch this!
That look won’t win you bad boy points, my cornet’s got more drip
(Turn to camera) But with all your friends dying, that funeral suit surely fits
And you swear up such a storm it’s like you only speak in fansubs
I mean, jeez, even my cousin gets less pissy on a track, bud
Barely held your own against DIO, I leave foreign creeps beat
Won’t matter that you’re going second, turn-based combat’s my expertise

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. This Lucky Star lacks Platinum bars like Madonna
With rhymes that poor you must be related to the Miyakawas
But I suppose butchering opening songs is where you truly shine
Slacking through your verse like all the homework that you’ve been assigned
I’m used to beating gamers, along with vampires and assassins
While petty arguments with Kagami are the biggest battles you’ve been in
You’re worse than my old man, your mind’s filled with pointless trivia
Got episodes so repetitive, makes sense you dress as Suzumiya!
Act your age for once. (Yes!) You aren’t twelve, you dunce (Yes!)
My anime’s all the rage (Yes!), your only fan’s an electric one (Yes!)
A shameless Timotei bit can’t clean your family’s perverse shit 
Kakyoin wouldn’t fall for the girls your father likes to be with! (YES!)

Konata Izumi:
Man, I thought this would be fun, but I’m snoozing on your disses
Talking “perverse shit” when your ship turned into some “monkey business”!
You’re right about my dad, but fatherhood’s not your strong suit, is it?
You ghost your daughter like my mom, but at least she paid us a visit!
I thought you’d get to the point faster with your Star Finger move
Then again, you almost bit the dust to a way more handsy dude
So let’s end this quickly, I have good anime to view, please
You thought you were the better rapper, but it was I, Konata Izu-

Jotaro Kujo:
Shut the hell up! My mother’s not this damn annoying, you bitch!
I’ll be taking another shot, this time my Stand won’t catch the bullet!
I wouldn’t be surprised if you copied your lines from your friends
So I should make like your teacher and knock some sense into your head!
All your anime references ensure your legacy stays faded
I could stop time forever (Time freezes)...and your show would still be outdated!
Now I’ll write my thesis on the laziest Star I’ve seen since Patrick 
But first, here’s a receipt from me, a memo of your asskick

Konata Izumi:
Hey by the way, Jotaro, which end of the chocolate cornet is the head: the fat end or the skinny end?

Jotaro Kujo:
I…can’t say I ever had one of those, kid.

Konata Izumi:
Oh, you should really try one someday. (Pause) Then when do you eat the strawberry on top of a strawberry shortcake?

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare daze…

Konata Izumi vs Jotaro Kujo - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Simply Yuki & Light)

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5jb9Z7
POLL WILL END ON JUNE 11TH 2022 AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
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   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
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   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
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   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
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   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱

Cast
GatchaVA as BENDROWNED
BDGR as happy appy

Crew
Art by supergamerbro and nooby
Thumbnail by BDGR
Audio Visualizer by BDGR 
Written by acexperts and SuperTamerDude 
Writing help Box_soldier22
Flowtest by acexperts
mixed by Rayyan

Beat by anywaywell

Lyrics


BENDROWNED (0:12)
Out of all the scary creepypastas to adorn the web
They put me against an apple who was created by someone on meth?
Run away from me, you can't. It's time to face your fate
You can't scare me Appy for you have just gone out of date 

Ahhh, it's BENDROWNED, I got the flow from where my corpse was found
With my profound lyrics you'll be downed to the lost and found
You just a clown, I'll turn you brown as you rot without a sound
Take you down, after I finish you off you'll be ‘ben drowned’


Happy appy (0:38)
Hey There Children, prepare for an educational rappy verse
Ben thinks he is spitting fire but all he spits are crappy words
I've become an icon in rap battles while your pasta has no appeal
I'll leave you in stitches, unlike my abilities you'll never heal

Its Happy Appy feelin’ nice and rappy
Your pasta’s sappy,  worse than andy
They don't like your pasta, Ben
Your story went through so many versions, call you Ben10

Let's play a game I'll put a prediction on the board
I predict that Ben will crash and burn, that way you'll know I scored! 
I got a feeling that your verses dragged on longer than my show
For someone with popsicle hands i’m able to push flows

BENDROWNED (1:17)
Dont step to fucking BENDROWNED (HEY)
Put you down like a dog at the POUND (AY)
Your annoying orange if he was not tame (hey)
Like you with kids i have a handle on your fame (hey)

You Shouldve said that verse, those lines were not passable 
Now watch me spit more seed like you did to Flowey in another battle
Not talking sec. Cameras when i'm leaving this pedo stalled
Your life is more flat than me after falling off my pedestal 

With all those kid kills, nick jr got you banned
And your seeming to be down to being in a trash can
Show was canned and thrown away like a core
Your show got so bad it reduced to popsicle seed gore



Happy appy (1:55)
Sheesh, at least I got some kids who still support me
Your toy story got boring then it fall flat like Woody
Got bullied because your life and game were left in stitches
Not even Majora’s Mask could help get you some bitches

Like your dad i'm gonna leave your win in the grave
I’m no salesman but your suffering a terrible fate
Yea im the apple, Yet Your Creepypasta wiki was wilting...
Seems like Ben has lost all his relevance, but that's natural children...

BENDROWNED vs Happy Appy

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing