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Michael and Abe discuss Saving Private Ryan, and suggest some alternate titles.

1. Frame Rate: Saving Private Ryan

Abe and Michael discuss 1999's The Mummy, and learn of Brendan Fraser's untimely death (and resurrection).

2. Frame Rate: The Mummy (1999)

Abe and Michael spoil Star Wars: The Last Jedi, in every possible sense of the word.

5. Frame Rate: The Last Jedi

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goOHMYGODSOMEONEISINTHEHOUSE!!!! The Beans talk Tension of the Highest sort.

8. Frame Rate: High Tension

Michael and Abraham, Mr. Celadon and Mr. Burgundy respectively, dive into Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

13. Frame Rate: Reservoir Dogs

Former Cracked Creative Head Daniel O'Brien joins Former Cracked Video Head Michael Swaim to work out some issues that have been developing between them over the last three to five years, and discuss the Cracked Layoffs and ensuing diaspora.

35. Dan and Mike are Fighting (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

Abe, Mike, and special guest DOB dive into one of the few Tim Burton movies that doesn't feature vertical black-and-white stripes! Featuring a cast of thousands, most of whom get turned into red skeletons.

71. Frame Rate: Mars Attacks! (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

Tim Robbins, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Pryzbylewski from The Wire, Ash from Evil Dead, Paul Newman and the Dad from Frasier all join forces to invent the hula hoop. It's the Coens' first flop, and one of Michael and Abe's all-time favorite films. You know...for kids!

109. The Coen Brothers Brothers: The Hudsucker Proxy

The Coens--and therefore this podcast--start to hit a serious stride with the sixth installment, Fargo. Now entering one of the Coens' Golden Ages! So it is with one eye on the horizon and the other on the giant Paul Bunyan statue ominously looming overhead that we plow right into a snowbank of greed, impotence, mindless violence and what will surely stand as the best wood-chipper scene in movie history.

122. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Fargo

The Daily Zeitgang has us surrounded! They've demanded the release of Miles Gray, their second-rate co-chair, but we refuse to comply until he's bared his soul with us regarding a couple flicks. First up, perennial Christmas Coens/Zwigoff train wreck Bad Santa.

150. Frame Rate: Bad Santa (Feat. Miles Gray)

Hey, you remember that one Simpsons episode where Ruth Powers and Marge flee from Homer and Chief Wiggum across the desert? Wiggum tries to cook engine-block eggs? Well, hey, let's talk about the incredible Ridley Scott movie of which that was a parody! Maggie Mae joins to help us dive into a pretty kickass flick.

158. Frame Rate: Thelma & Louise (Feat. Maggie Mae Fish)

Teresa Lee has a love inside of her that makes her invincible and a light you can't even imagine, so we think you'd better say "that's that" and listen to our podcast before she comes over there and beats the Hell from you.

165. Frame Rate: Punch-Drunk Love (Feat. Teresa Lee)

"We three kings be stealin' the gold!" "You make Michael Jackson cut up his own face, my main man; you have the fucked up country." "David O. Russell is a lunatic asshole." TWO of those are indelible lines from Three Kings, one is just a fact. 

The Daily Zeitgeist's Miles Gray returns to revisit this George Clooney/Jamie Kennedy/Jim Gaffigan vehicle about assmaps the men who misuse them.

168. Frame Rate: Three Kings (Feat. Miles Gray)

The dream team of Fish, Swaim, and Epperson decode the dense, symbolist tome that is the "Weird" Al movie. And if they don't by noon tomorrow, the podcasting network will get sold to an evil old billionaire!!!!

171. Frame Rate: UHF (Feat. Maggie Mae Fish)

Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.