Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In this SoundCloud late upload we have AIR WAR which is the FRB one from codenames against CAR BOAT which is the ANYTHING from Poll Mines. Got it? Me neither.

Gamer as Car Boat
Shimario as Air War 
Written by JustGamer and Shimario
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Shimario

Car Boat:
Rolling up to the battle, car boat got hard flow
Such a dope idea, rose to the top of the charts yo
For an inside joke, bro, you’re just so lame
I mean does anybody wanna play Codenames?
Firing shots, won’t get caught in your wind
You botched as a hint, I got us the win
Your whole shtick’s just nothing that I care for
I’ll just say it: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR WAR

Air War:
Ok so basically tornado is like air and America has been in a lot of wars so when you put the two together
Wait fuck it’s my turn shit
I don’t got time for explaining, I’ve gotta cut to the chase
I’m sending bombs flying - I be living up to the name
Whatever genius mind was the one to come up with me 
Must have a dick in his head, yeah, fucked in the brain
Think you’re important? Well from what I’ve gathered 
No one needs a Car Boat, not even a Spymaster
This Jackbox bit should know I’m deadly
So just start weigh-in your options, and see if you ready
Can’t get any words out, it’s like your voice broke
So hard for you to say shit, I’ll just call you Toy Boat
Any set of words could’ve popped on this chart
And despite that, “winning” is still not in your cards

Car Boat:
Can I be honest? Those lines were lacking
That shit made no sense, it’s like all your hints are cashed in 
I’m the sleekest and meanest in spy fashion
Game over once you pick me, cause I’m the assassin 
Gamer’s reaction made you, otherwise you’re lame man
Coming from if Guess Who was made by charade fans
To stay afloat, there’s no room for misinterpretations 
So you should take a crash course on communication
Yeah you know this Car Boat rhyming’s heat, dawg
So give this battle a like, and repost to defeat Walk
Face it, I’m number 1, there’s no other fuckin option
Looks like this ain’t gonna be the first poll I’m topping

Air War:
Bro you ain’t no soldier, look at your lame ass
You got me feeling like Ethan man, your game’s trash
Matt’s team was right, you have zero appeal
Who the fuck wants a submarine with wheels… (TRUE)
You’re a useless cunt, you can’t fucking step to me
I’m goddamn air bitch, you know I’m a necessity 
I keep going up, it’s obvious I carried dude
While you’re trapped in the mines, cause I just buried you

Air War vs Car Boat - FRB vs Anything!

RaccoonBroVO as Jack Slash  
Justgamer as Jhin
Writer:BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Serena 
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Character Art: 
Jack Slash-Grasman 
Jhin-Valonide
Cover Art-JK

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUoLh8XESc_HbCwPwDmGpzuxl_x_LRVP8-Nc-4liyTk/edit?usp=drivesdk 


VERSE ORDER: 
Jack Slash Verse 1 - 0:13
Jhin Verse 1 - 0:55
Jack Slash Verse 2 - 1:37
Jhin Verse 2 - 2:05

Jhin vs. Jack Slash (WORM SPOILERS AHEAD) - League vs. Anything! - Bird's Rap Battles

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/pYRXJb78zv3goBuB7

The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

i like the battle so i cover!

might do more and get my frens to feature :D

Guy Fawkes vs The Joker (Fightmarker) Cover

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/9wLKRM9F1n5pHzjs8

The seventh match of Round 1 brings you Cri versus Nooby.

There is a lot at stake for this match. This rap battle is truly eye for an eye. Will Cri have the most fire work, or will Nooby get a pass to victory? Be sure to vote to practice your constitutional right.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by Epistra

Lyrics:

Nooby:
Let’s get this started, right,
Just like your PC over PVP; it won’t take that long to rock the open mic
I’ll put it out there before this guy goes in to recites his rhymes
Don’t credit me for any ‘fire hazards’ that he might incite 

And that’s saying you’ll “blow”, buddy, just check the flow
From your battles to your body, it's clear the vision doesn’t show
Although, I know the line between the two always gets blurred
So try not to slip up, unlike the time you said the “N-word”

Cri:
Talks how Nether sounds like the N word? You're quite the shit talker
Cause blowing things out of proportion is all you can offer
But you slurred a slur towards Tyler, accidentally called him a fag
And avoid responsibility like you pushing away from your dad

And bro, look at all your series none of them got that far
Ironic Type 2 diabetes but couldn't drop a single bar
So make fun of my vision? Such a creative decision!
Cause given how many projects you kill Mattie described you with precision

Nooby:
Sure pal, whatever fits the occasion
Man. I sure do love spreading around misinformation.
You say I push away from my dad? That part I hardly get
When the relationship with yours could be considered “long distance”

Hop off, when it comes to D Riding, you never quit
Heard you like to hone BB’s with a “C” at the end of it
And hey, I know you said you’d do it when you turn 30
But before these votes come in; maybe kill yourself early.

Cri:
Wish my power out again it made ignoring you easy
I’d tell you to get fucked but you’d stream more porn in a VC
Cause when I throw a dog a bone, I help kids with their shit
But when you throw a dog a bone, you draw her with tits

Cause he’s like “It's just me, I want a battle. Anybody care to write
Cause i love leeching off my friends like I’m some sort of fucking parasite
But if you want me to work myself wait ‘till my next hiatus ends” 
So call me your sister with a bat your ass got beat again

Cri vs Nooby. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Chucky
Shimario as Stripe
Danii, Cri, and ThanosQuack as Gremlins

Beat Produced by: James Brett
Written by: Grey Julius And Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Art by: Wizard Warrior
Thumbnail by: Creeperpasta

Chucky:
Hi, I’m Chucky, I’m your friend til the end
Light a fire then get bloody, try to get all ahead
Yeah, everybody loves me, I’m ahead all the trends
But keep on fighting Bugs Bunny, I’ll fuckin’ rip off your head, ha
I can’t even tell the difference ‘tween these beady eyed fucks
Bro, you only stand out cause your yee-yee ass cut
I could kill you with a flashlight, speedy as fuck
You’re just a child at play, you’ll get no freebie from Chuck 

Stripe:
Is it past midnight? cause imma eat this
You won’t last this fight, have you seethin’
You’re being awfully loud, in our all new town 
Looks like the potty mouth is in some deep shit
Like you’re first episode you vomited your flows
One Gremlins enough to keep you on your toes
But what I don't get is the body that you chose
Like what, was the toy store out of G.I. Joes?
It’s like a poker game the way I’m smokin’ bastards
I’ll leave ya chokin’, ya chokin’ hazard
Worst rap i have heard, run to your dollhouse Barbie
Cause when i drop fire it doesn’t stop the party!


Chucky:
Think you got under my skin, bitch i’ve never been better
Half your scenes were filler, you’re chance of living is low
I make Damba-Mulla, bitch i make all the cheddar
Think you’re not a fucking gimmick, bro you came from gizmo
Your boys can die to a mom, i left my own mother buried
Loud doesn't equal funny all of my stuff is varied
At least I made people with a doll feel weary
Beastiality’s the only time your movies were scary 
I broke all 3 rules and i'm still surviving 
You want a past midnight snack, bite my hole
I don’t remember you to be that good at reviving
So I’ll bury you under a bridge, hide the troll

Stripe:
Of course this ginger is wanting some souls
Deck you on the freckles for ever thinkin’ you’re gold
‘Cause while you get a bunch of children to do all your bidding
Us gremlins get shit together once the night is hitting, ay
You always looking like shit weather a doll or lee ray
Whether you’re happy with yourself is pretty tricky to say
You just throw a bunch of shit and hope to god that it sticks
Until the world has enough and goes to put all your toys away

Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Off BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

Epic All-Star Rap Rallies is back! This episodes includes the sadistic Flowey from Undertale against the selfless Flower Kid from Smile For Me.

nEon MC as Flowey

Casey William as Flower Kid

Written by nEon

Additional Writing and Help from TheStrangerDanger, Gnome YT, Jenni No Mercy, and Casey William

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon

Beat produced by beatg33kz

Thumbnail by nEon

Official Undertale and Smile For Me backgrounds belong to their rightful owners

Flowey:
Howdy Flower Kid, I’m Flowey! Don’t be a downer, kid, you look drowsy!
But before you sleep, you should know I got power, kid, now allow me
To show you around, and spit some pellets, it’s best you’d be prepared,
Cus I bring a scare! You’ll want a wall to hide behind like Breadbear!
You bring joy to those who’re too defenseless to solve their own problems?
If I were you, I would off ‘em.
Spreading chaos is my job, I catch up the pain like Sans
You’re so weak, you needed someone to literally give you a hand!
Do you have a chance? Well take out your air horn labeled, “no”
Ironic you’re the flower kid, yet you can’t get your flow to grow
You won’t even make it past me, you must be ready to die,
But lets see if you have it in you, are you ready to fight?

Flower Kid
Looks like I got a mic to drop, but I’m facing this?
A flower whose sole determination is terminating kids?
You started doing what we did best, but went on to be more cruel,
Makes sense that underground’s the only habitat that’s fitting you
When solving people’s problems, I strike them all!
But you’ve got bigger daddy issues even I can’t solve!
Lost your empathy and couldn’t find a soul,
Not even Dr. Habit would find you likable,
Though I’ve spotted a vampire, you suck more fun out of life
Only murder on your mind makes you easily despised
You’re not a threat of mine when a child can make you die
I’d wait from the day till night, yet this weed can’t bloom for his life!

Flowey
Wow, you’re not getting it, you really are an idiot!
You must understand that in this bout, it’s “be killed by me killing it!”
You’re not thrilling, kid, you’re a pushover, I’m dangerous to the core!
What can you do, brush my teeth? You’ll never survive my final form!!!

Flower Kid
Photoshop wouldn’t stop you from being sensitive, let me mention this,
When they’re listening to your verse, they’re thinking “ah, his bars ain’t even sick”
I’ll nod my head to that, you can’t kill a single track
If you were sent to Habit’s habitat, no one would want you back. (Ayyyy!)

Flowey vs. Flower Kid. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies. Rap Battle!

JustGamer as Griffith
JesseBoxVO as Makima

Beat Prod. by: Epistra
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Zagranis and Danii
Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Griffith:
Every enemy I’ve ever fought has fell to their knees
Now I’m cookin’ something for the bitch from Wendy’s, uh
Don’t you dare block me from my kingdom, you’re mistaken thinkin’ this king's dumb
The man with everything in his thumb, is now here to drop you some wisdom
Ay, yuh, everything from here goes south
And you’ll make like Guts and not keep my name out yo mouth
‘Cause your BDSM’s kink not what I meant by domination
Rob ya’ nation that you try to control all with your okay tits
I go apeshit, and then I eat good like the eclipse
While your fans are like the demons from them, it can’t be fixed
But from Denji, I think being spat at isn’t nothing odd
So what’s a devil controller to your new fuckin’ god? Huh?

Makima:
This boy is a strange one, watch your self-esteem
He saw one flashback and then thought that he had a special dream
And with how he gets all pressed when people start to leave his gang
It’s no wonder that no girl consented when you got to…Bang
Really, it’s nuts, thinkin’ that I would succumb to your trust
I know that you only fucked with his girlfriend because you just couldn’t go swordfight with Guts
Watch for these cuts, talk about eating good when I see you getting tortured in ditches
Pray that your god’s fate switches, make like my house and just go get some bitches
Seen your balls more than your actual fights
Put some pants on ‘fore you talk about your natural rights
I see you putting on that bird armor ‘fore shit was getting bloody
You’re a puppy that I’ll put down, lemme give you the rundown
I’ll make that power limiting, and then we’ll make this interesting
I hope those eyes can see my plan ‘cause they be social distancing
Damn, you wanna talk about about how I just fucked up?
Your pale ass didn’t even make a difference in the manga

Griffith:
My dream’s not something for your size
‘Cause it ends with me getting even more bags than your eyes
Treating kids like tools and think their acts are done manageably
No one tell her ‘bout the Moonlight Boy, then she’ll take advantage of me
Makima is listening but isn’t too hung up
She should make like Casca and just shut the fuck up
Since you make me vomit like Himeno dragging on for that long
So I bet both of our stans will say I said nothing wrong

Makima:
Can’t even pick the name of your army
You think you can harm me? Your failed utopia tries will long end
Like your series, you’ll end crying, but I don’t think that’d be shocking
I leave this battle in my favor; a corpse is talking

Griffith vs. Makima - #17

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