it is halloween time!

M!CAH as One Million Viewer
Trakked as Username 666
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Written by Trakked, Cole, Jailyn and Dani Frias
Chiseled by Psytube
Mixed by Light
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
One Million Viewer:
.icu Username, welcome to a newer hell
This ain’t a pleasure; your fate was sealed when you clicked the URL
Hard to pinpoint any details when your story’s so generic
Hyper-realistic gore won’t put your viewers in hysterics
Soon the eyes will descend, choking in your lines and dreams
To get your shit story clicks you must’ve got help from me
Been around since ‘06? Satan must be old news,
Cuz your channel’s one oddity that I’d never give a million views

Username:
Here’s a refresher OMV, Creepiest Pasta on the Tube
When people hear your name they say ‘Hello, Who are you?’
I got kids fearing my name, you've got a grammar fault in yours
Reload your site, leave you hacked, call it another 404
Don't need an email to see fails in this poorly run site
You’re getting derailed to the Spam file; where I rip out your one eye
Every trace of you will get X’d out when I spit six-six-sick
Nothing can shut my servers down! You get weak from a single click

One Million Viewer:
Win’ll be Private when I’m demonetizing your verse
So run back to Nana and hope your browser’s file isn't cursed
Gives you more time thinking, since your reign of terror has ended,
With one million reports ;account’s forever suspended

Username:
The Illuminati rip-off wants to go and trash my name?
I’ve been explained on many channels, a wiki’s your claim to fame! (yeah)
I leave Soundcloud bots to rot, left in hellfire,
Mad cause the only cat-eye used in battles is Bill Cipher

One Million Viewer:
My victory’s gleaming and glaring like a cat’s eye!
Learning your defeat second hand, but I guess that’s no surprise
The one mill’ will be here soon; I’ll leave this devil here to burn (uh)
Calling me a rip-off? Then Glesgorv would like a word (yuh)

Username:
You’re not 1 of a million, you suck at being unique
With just a hand, I crash computers, your connection looks too weak
Your wifi's gone down, no potential, this kid should see
Can shut down your computer, but you'll NEVER get rid of me.

One Million Viewer vs Username 666 - Rap Cypher #16.66

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Which crazed fan has the best pen game? today we find out!

RNG as Stan

Jessebox as Anne

Written by: ThatOneDude1509

Mixed by: LightIWNL

Beat by: 2Deep

LYRICS:

[Stan] (0:11)
Dear Annie, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
With that gut, looks like white’s the only castle that you’re rockin 
But I’m Joshin, I even got a poster on my wall pinned
Up of your movie, it’s almost as tearable as your plot is! 
Written letters from our idols got both of us into messes
But at least mine didn’t use his own writing to bash my head in
My idols still in his prime while yours is old and defenseless 
Lose sleep over someone your age, what is this young and the restless? (Oh)
Your crooked like italics but to off your idols bold 
Cause the only tragic endings are the ones your author wrote
Anyways, I hope you get this back, opposite your fans
Hit me back, just to chat, Sincerely yours, this is Stan 

[Annie Wilkes] (0:46)
You've fallen flat Stanley, (Uh) I’m crushing you with words
Cause I’m bored after sitting through that cockadoodie verse
Everything you boast about I was the one to do it first
Car crashes and child murder? hereditary but worse! (Ahh)
Drive your wife over the edge leaving her and you to die
The worst accident to take place on a bridge since PewDiePie 
Saying I’m the bad guy? Even Billie Eilish thinks you’re psycho!
Sleeping with unconscious minors and blaming your idol 
And killing your own wife while pregnant with your child 
A worse murder suicide than when Shady dropped Revival!
Try following the footsteps of a Rap God and get wrapped up
You’re a fake, can the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Ohhh)

[Stan]
This ratched nurse should study Dre, if she wants to be the best
‘Least when I get Paul on the line it’s not with the EMS
Your fantasies are pretend like airplanes in the night sky
And yet you still managed a worse love story than Twilight!
When it comes to bitches with mallets, even Harley’s less crazy
Thinking my ass is grass? Your lawnmowers hardly graze me
And I don’t have to be Shady to leave you outshadowed
So underground no wonder you hit the mantle (Woo)

[Annie Wilkes]
And this is from the guy whose name was soiled by dumb children (Huh?)
Thinking it’s a dido, no! You're a looser cannon than Nick is!
Spewing so much cap, Em would sign you for a daughter 
You’re a starter, man even your censored version hits harder!
Got a blondie in a killshot when he meets my colt cobra
The tea may have gone cold, but the beef is just not over
So I’ll toss ya’ the quill as a testament to your skill
You can write your final letters as part of your last will!

Anne Wilkes vs Stan - RNG Rap Battles

I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


Everyone subscribe to Raisu. He is the goat!

Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

RaccoonBroVO as Jack Slash  
Justgamer as Jhin
Writer:BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Serena 
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Character Art: 
Jack Slash-Grasman 
Jhin-Valonide
Cover Art-JK

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUoLh8XESc_HbCwPwDmGpzuxl_x_LRVP8-Nc-4liyTk/edit?usp=drivesdk 


VERSE ORDER: 
Jack Slash Verse 1 - 0:13
Jhin Verse 1 - 0:55
Jack Slash Verse 2 - 1:37
Jhin Verse 2 - 2:05

Jhin vs. Jack Slash (WORM SPOILERS AHEAD) - League vs. Anything! - Bird's Rap Battles

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

was originally an epic rap battles of damn daniel repurposed into a serious battle. this was scrapped because it was a mix of unfunny and outdated. enjoy fight as pete and my demo :3

Fightmarker / Cri as Pete Davidson
Mr. Tibbs as Eddie Brock / Venom

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii

Lyrics:

Pete:
So uhh…we got a parasite, I’m seeing no pairs in sight
The aids I’d get lookin’ at you has more similarities, ight? 
Yeah, whatever, he’s a big guy, saying he’s greater
Like congrats, for almost killing a teenager
Falling in Reverse of fight scenes
Dude’s got all his balls in a hearse to fight me
Whether if it’s a brawl or a verse, you might bleed
This isn’t even Taco Bell’s worth, I spike thee
I eat this up for breakfast, but you’d fold at a seafood dish
So fuckin’ with the biggest fish, that might seem foolish
So if you still wanna pray to Jesus for my death, too late
‘Cause jeez, I thought I was one for having too much roommates

Eddie:
Uhhh, dude this seems unfair, can he even win?

Venom:
No, kill the plebian, the unfunny comedian

Eddie:
If you wanna start fiending him, then go and do whatever, bruh

Venom:
YOUR FATHER DIED ON 9/11!! RAHHHHH
We got a lot in common, but now you’re crossing the border
And we ain’t talkin’ borderline personality disorder
You and us, Petey, we’re both giving licks in store
But the hoes would rather be inside of our whole mouth than yours
Ah, your shit’s soft, ay, quit the shit talk, grah
Popping cannons but Cannon’s a better rizz god
You’re just an annoying thot who’s out here spitting ass
Only good at self-deprecating, call you Peteness of Trash

Pete:
What are you symbiotes even fucking smoking
‘Cause I want it, and maybe a blunt sesh could be a token, eh?

Venom:
Peter, what the fuck are you saying
Known for killing spiders, for this web meme, we’re not playing

Pete:
Yeah yeah, and Tom Hardy should just not fuckin’ play you
I could act better than half of your cast just to persuade you

Venom:
Like how Ariana Grande played you? Left your shit for dead, man?
Tell us how the fuck you still get cucked on by a dead man?

Pete:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying SNL while you fucked up Marvel’s time
Like come on, this demon fucking sucks and I saw Morbius
All I need’s the damn volume button to make this morbid, yes
Even Eminem messed you up, yea that stuff is harsh
But from No Way Home, I guess you’re used to being stuck at bars
Now I’m off to get some brain like I was your symbiote bitch
But I’ll make sure with my kid that it won’t leave your whole show ditched

Venom:
We think you’re hittin’ that cart, sir
You can’t be good at rapping, porn actor for Aaron Carter
And with them people you associate with on the daily
You’re child’s play, make sense you’re homies with Machine Gun Kelly
We’ll say that his tries to fight us ain’t nothing canny
But, you can go meatride this Giant, no Eli Manning, bud
We slide in, and unlike half your beef we get shit done
Eating off your fucking head

Eddie:
The intrusive thoughts won

{SCRAPPED} Venom vs. Pete Davidson

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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