ARC - WAVE ONE

rap battles im in!

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

First of all, happy late birthday to Skeep and King Mewtwo, and happy early birthday to Matteo!

GarbageGothic as Alice
CookieSaurus as Coraline

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Dani Frias, Skeep, Redkirby, Mat4yo, Jughead Jay, Vriska and Woodenhornets

Instrumental by:
Kustom & Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Alice: 
I’m late! I’m late! A year behind in producing my remake long awaited! 
Seems like I landed in a time where nightmares are PG rated
You’re not quite a fraud, but you’ll still fall to quite the tempest
Why, I storm on as many as six impossible nothings before breakfast!
So let me break fast on the little pathetic Hot Topic dresser
Who’s fame passed faster than her empty pocketed director
And as a novel? How novel! A graphic for the bookshelf
A bland attempt at pity so his edgy comics could sell
Holding up a Looking Glass; see you are out of the picture
Doing it just like your parents, recognize and ditch ya
So check your plasticine apparel hasn’t begun melting
As I’ve spat fire only a Liddel could be expelling!

Coraline: 
Eww, what a mess of an attitude, something I would normally overlook to confront.
But when Coraline is at the core of a line, I double up the punches, so let me Tweedle-dunk!
It’s the house of verbal slaying, you knocked a level too high.
We are both falling asleep, when you are reading your lines.
This Little Slop of Horrors is so gullible and gluttonous!
Must be in some tea drunkenness; you shouldn’t push my buttons, miss!
Oh! Chased the win like a Rabbit, and down you flew!
My poem pokes your poker and the cards are playing you
Your magic potions got you trippin’ so much, you fell
I’m the queen, you’re a creepy crawler smoking up L’s

Alice: 
Take notes from jumping mice, you best hop off this rap
The only poison that you pack is a harmless trap
So gather your parents, I’m gonna drag ‘em to your end
Letting them push your buttons into Stevie Wonder-land

Coraline: 
Got a golden afternoon, sunlit blows, I boast it.
It’s a pearl before swine, when this ghost kid’s roasted.
This chatter’s chapters don’t make her a badder rapper,
The tracks you spat are a better battle matter for a madder Hatter
Your ecstasy tales are bringing nothing but silly horror.
With political dystrophy sparking two kinds of disorders.
Time is buttered, I don’t need to paint lies to make you suffer
Eight bars close the shutter on another Other Mother

Alice:
Save it, dollface; once you’re pushing daisies, you’ll be rose red
I’m ripping manic on this schizophrenic; off with all of her heads!

Coraline:
What??

Alice:
One! Scrap the blackened psychology you’re remaining.
Two! The theatres put your fame under the basement.
Three! Your whole world’s a snow globe, so why diss more!
You’ve locked the door, Caroline; be careful what you wish for

Coraline: 
Euch, all the wonderness in your wonder wits were sadly wonderless
No wonder critics and dumber kids were more pissed at your blunder flicks
Cuz your reboots don't go that far, Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts
Run from your hallucinations, but no dream could heal these scars

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Behind the Scenes:
Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/we5NY/

Acapella:
http://picosong.com/we5Nq/

Original Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wYJmy/

Emily's fast rap training:
http://picosong.com/wYbKX/

Hint for next battle:
What's your name, man?

Coraline vs. Alice in Wonderland - Rap Battle!

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

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Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

J Morris the Review Guy as Ken Kaneki
DeegleNV as Dio Brando

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Chiseled by: AaronGPeters, Jason Carreon and Vivian
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Ken:
I don’t want a fight, but if you really wanna suffer trauma
I’ll promise a dragged out saga end of more pervy Tsukiyama’s
I know your claim to fame’s a fighting game, it’s nothing I’m afraid of
Since my mobile game ends better than anything you’re in the shade of
And Za Warudo is nothing if you’ll stop on tiny spots
Couldn’t take family trees yet tries to branch off what I’ve got
So as I said, I wouldn't want a fight if it’s clear that you’re losin’
But flesh from a vampire shouldn’t be much different from humans

Dio:
You’re approaching me, are you? I’d call that a fatal blunder
I’ll burn an emo mutt like Danny and with him, you’re going under
Quit the wild guessing, you’re no blessing and you won’t earn credits
When you’re only on the face of depressing anime edits
No acceptance from a Starbucks worker for victims he’ll kill
Did you plan on misspelling my name once I’m given the bill?
And it sickens me to think that you thought you would stand a chance
So rethink your strategy if your shtick started with a romance

Ken:
A stone mask made you a vampire and I think it’s backfirin’
When I spit fire and start inspirin’ emotion required and
End the cliffhanger meme that was causing all the slaughter with
me treating you much better than how your own drunkie father did

Dio:
Those are words you’re gonna eat, kid! But you’d probably vomit
Couldn’t count the bread you’ve eaten nor knew we’ve got none in common
As you’re useless! And a Tokyo Ghoul of a series shouldn’t fight
So bottle your emotions and get the bloody hell out of my sight!


And I wage no war with Anime Rap Battles. I'm quite a patron of their work uwu.

Ken Kaneki vs. Dio Brando - #1

Loki vagina
-Dustin, today

Nekomancer as Loki
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Light as Thor

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley, Steve Dymond and Ben Whynes
Written by: Dani Frias and King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: AaronGPeters
Mixed by: Dustin
Thumbnail by: Kamren
Old Thumbnail by: Gengo the Cannoli King

Lyrics:

Loki:
Seeing as you’re the second fiddle, it’s fitting I go first
You’re like a cockroach I need to stomp, so don’t show me your worst
I have an army, you have a dead race
So I’ll just win this brawl, and throw you to dead space

Vegeta:
Raditz’s a bigger deal when compared to this bratty yet boring kid
Cross paths and you’ll be the second green punk I wipe the floor with
Step aside, Kakarot, I don’t think he’ll be challenging
when I make like a Frost Giant and leave this coward blue and baffling

Loki:
You must be on some edibles, we’re in no way comparable
Bringing up the least dirt ‘cause your name’s half of a vegetable

Vegeta:
You must know a lot about crops, but drop the comedy
You’ve choked from a farmer eggplant then beat up by some broccoli

Loki:
Are you ever not gonna fall over your royalty dream?
Managed to be the prince of all saiyans only for a meme
You need the Mind Stone more than I do if you think I’ll be left awed
Black was right all along, mortals should NOT imitate gods.
There’s no way in hell your fans rised, they must be holding blank eyes
How do you look up to someone beaten by everyone in the franchise?
Instead they should just look at me, I’m the one they should carry
And you’ll be in front of the crowd kneeling because you shouldn’t have pushed me
Use whatever’s left inside your messed up hairline, begin prayin’
You’re no almighty if you’re here losing to me, I’m just saiyan
Nappa’s gonna hear from me, ‘cause when I show you my power
You’ll become a joke again, whether or not you’ve a scouter

Vegeta:
Loki, his blows don’t blow me away, not even lowkey
Loki, he ends up dead silent like karaoke
We both seem to know he thinks that I’ll keep this lowly
But you’re below me and I’m gonna watch you fall slowly
Pathetic, and you come to me thinking that I’m a fool
My dad may be dead, but at least he didn’t use me as a tool
You losing to thunder gods aren’t shocking with your left health
How about talking to him again since I’m sure you’ll need to-

Thor:
Get help!

Vegeta:
You’re not making any sense, and in this fight, it of course showed
When this Norse mythology sounds like he’s talking in morse code
I’ve enjoyed you rotting, ruining all that you’re fighting for
So with just a simple blast, it seems I’m ending the war

Loki vs. Vegeta - #2

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Originally for an AF special but I didn't like my first performance enough to release it on that day.

Dani Frias as Skeletor
Azia as Felix Argyle

Beat Produced by: Atomic Beats
Written by: Jade and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: FyxFynn and Gengo the Cannoli King
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Old thumbnail by: Rabi

Lyrics:

Skeletor:
You’re no He-Man. Get this He-Boy kicked out of Castle Grayskull
I won’t lose to a neko creature with my battle phrase stole
But have at it. After this I can hire you for preparing meals
Your mere existence won’t go ‘round my head like it’s a Ferris wheel
Only known to sweaty nerds in their chastity
A knight can’t last against cavalry
I’ll unravel thee;
I’m majesty!
While you’re just a weeaboo’s whole fantasy!
You can battle me, but it’s laughably bad
When I deprive ya harder than your family has
‘Cause, as a matter of fact, your life’s running gag
Was your pronouns in the anime

Felix:
You think that I could be surprised by rapping at a deadly rate?
But I thought that you’d ditch this fight and take me on spaghetti dates
Hit your funny bone, must’ve lost both brains and brawn
When I send you back to where you were like “Hey, what’s goin’ on”
This immortal knight can fight a flyte,
and this dollar store Loki would know.
Henchmen already undermine nya might;
need no mana for your weakened flow
‘Cause when it comes toe-to-toe of diss
Robot Chickens should clear it
Since it shows you failed at wrapping, looking for the Christmas spirit

Skeletor:
So a duel it is! I thought this coward would flee from Keldor’s raps
I spew hot fire on the track like my name’s Skele-Hordak!

Felix:
Didn’t think you’d exhale phrases that could make this worse
Asked to duel me with some raps when you’re the Master of a puny verse?

Skeletor:
Silence! I’d rather have you bite than think that speech stood
As banishing this furry is the only time I’ll feel good

Felix:
And when I’m banished, that sounds better than seeing this bad sight
Guess that magic staff of yours couldn’t help you in this catfight

Skeletor vs Felix Argyle - #4

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Skeletor vs Felix Argyle - #4

Anime Rap Clashes