WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHLoH6F13c

The Kevin Bennett as Pico
RecD as Blitzo
Fightmarker as Boyfriend (CAMEO)

Pico:
Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I’ve graduated and you’ve just entered the school grounds
You think you’re Tricky, but I’m the one killing you, clown (look)
You better can it, fool, you’re lookin’ like Cassandra junior
I’ll blam and school ya with my gang of shooters
When I make that A.K. pop, ain’t no motherfucker stanning Loona
There go at least 90% of all the fans that viewed ya
I see a goth kid, turn off the business shtick
And I’m dropping sicker shit than your daughter’s syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw, then send a hit
To her jaw and split the bitch like her pa’s relationships
Now I’ve just gotta burn some lead to get the crowd Funkin’
This man’s known for turnin’ heads - so quit the owl fucking
My trauma ain’t half as bad as what’s in that head of yours
I thought I saw a real opponent - that’s Blitzophrenia

Blitzo:
Okay, first of all, it’s Blitz, pipsqueak, don’t fuckin’ try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks, the “O” is silent
Now, I may be a demon, but your creator is fucked
What kind of freak thinks “Hmm, Columbine’s not racist enough!”
You fucking edge lord, that shit’s like a razor blade
And then when Funkin’ blew up, you were too risque to play
Until ninjamuffin said “fuck it, let’s just make him gay”
Your story, your preference - man, not even your As are straight
Aww, you think I’d feel bad and comfort you through this?
Bitch, you are an ass-ass-in, I don’t give two shits
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father - didn’t want ya - took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy - then I’m outtie - that’s a Flash bang
You’re the virgin version to the chad Piconjo, it’s true
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you probably do
Although you’re not who I pegged to try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in bed, that takes Moxxie, kid
So if things don’t work out as the officer of your hood school
I’d like to hire you - as my personal footstool

Pico:
Take on this kid from Columbine, I’ll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that’s your whole group of furries shot up all at one time, ‘cuz I’m

Pico & Boyfriend:
(PICO!) 
The one and only
You’re a cheap clone of me, like Fizzaroli
You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed
And with your job, I’m losing count of all the homes that you’ve wrecked
Everybody that you mistreated has now scorned you and left
And when you’re killed, not a single soul will be mourning your death


Blitzo:
Oh, go cry to your Kickstarter, you precious nerd
I’m shocked you didn’t add a stretch goal for that second verse
You should kill yourself now! You cringe ass Nene baby
Like Darnell, I’m spitting fire, don’t Play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your site has tanked, man
Nowadays you’re just some nostalgic hipster’s spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time, I hope you had fun
I’d damn your ginger soul to hell, if you had one

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by FLOCKABOI
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Valonide
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Blitzo vs Pico - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Music Box

Music Box (Instrumental Version)

Zanta's up to his old tricks, stealing Santa, just as he did in Eddsworld's "Zanta Claws II"! Edd, Tom and Matt are off to rescue St. Nick before Zanta makes it a blue christmas, and they'll do it by singing an FNF Mod Song! WITH LYRICS! JassiVA and Cyan/SomeMusicalKid return from Challeng-EDD WITH LYRICS to voice Edd & Tom again!

This little video was thrown together quickly after production delays arose with Tabi. Tabi should still be out early 2023 - thank you for your patience!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RecDTRH
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RecD
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6PWNwEY

Written, performed, directed and edited by RecD
The Boyfriend, Matt & Zanta voiced by RecD
Edd voiced by JassiVA: https://www.castingcall.club/jassiva
Tom voiced by SomeMusicalKid: https://twitter.com/SomeMusicalKid
Zanta Composed and Arranged by bbpanzu: https://twitter.com/philiplolz
Extra Incidental Music arranged by RecD based on Eddsworld Music
Art direction: crowbobot: https://twitter.com/crowbobot
Video Art:
Biposi Gardener: https://twitter.com/biposi_gardener
Kermo Giovanna: https://twitter.com/KermoGiovanna
JellyBellyArts: https://twitter.com/RulezBellyJelly
Thumbnail by MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/c/MugiMikey
Perfect Clear Footage by Flippy: https://www.youtube.com/c/FlippyFNF
Friday Night Funkin is (C) NinjaMuffin99, KawaiSprite, PhantomArcade and evilsk8r
Character designs and gameplay taken from the Holiday Mod
Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord and Zanta owned by Eddsworld
Produced by Josh Denty and Avantika Mishra

Zanta WITH LYRICS By RecD Ft. JassiVA & Cyan - Friday Night Funkin' THE MUSICAL (Eddsworld FNF Mod)

Freshy Kanal: The Rock vs Paperboy vs Edward Scissorhands ft. Chase Beck, Commander Jacob & Zawesome

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Jay Chay, Azia, garbageGothic and Freshy Kanal as The Employees
littleflecks as Olimar
Commander Jacob as Louie
PE$O PETE as The Company
Swizkii as The President
Fightmarker as Watto

The Employees:
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me.
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company!
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros.
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbones!
So let me run in mask off; I've bashed in the Brackens!
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in!
My shotty gonna blast off, unlike your space trash bin,
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains!
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense!
You'd be better saved from trouble if you'd plant a Chia Pet!
'Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit!
We're scoring Victory Royales, 'cause we're hot at drop ships!
We stepped up like a mine! We blew up in the scene!
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii!
Yeah, you left behind your family; I'm sure that they miss you.
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue!

Olimar and Louie:
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6.
We found a game from Twitch Clips that's already been eclipsed.
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking ya,
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia!
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste,
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid.
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay,
'Til your player base realized they can't stand your base game!
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk.
Your atmosphere sucked so much, it went out your airlock!
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip.
I'm a master dog trainer, while you're the Company's bitch!
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
Uh, I'm really hungry, but it looks like you just ate.
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious.
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach!

The Employees:
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
We can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up!
Call you Andrew Hocotate, the way you pretend to be Alph— AAAARGH!
Call me a Bulborb, because I eat this beat like Pikmin!
...It's right behind me, isn't IIIIIIII—!?!
Well, let me shoot my shot!
...Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just... died.
So I'm just gonna... fuck off. Goodbye!

Olimar and Louie:
Uh, well, that was annoying. Can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased.
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin.
I guess they— INCOMING MESSAGE. YOU'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

The Company:
WELL, your poor performance risks the Company from going under!
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger!
Watch out, only watchful eyes; money and metal on board!
Stop playin'! Work with me? Your life is your reward!
I need sustenance; satiate and work until your brain coarse,
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course!
Little fat spaceman lost on an assignment!
Bodies hard to find; what you signed on your fine print!
My company is righteous; really balance on the line!
Little Oli only work to see President's pockets lined!

The President:
Make way for the President! You talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes!
You send your crews to moons, hoping they come back,
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass!
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing!
The next time your bell rings, it's me swingin'!
Fire your guys; I'll watch you croak on the comms!
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog!

Pikmin vs. Lethal Company - Rap Battle!

On The Other Side (FNAF: Into The Pit Song)

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

Judge Holden vs AM. Snakebite Rap Battles (Blood Meridian vs I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Creeper vs Bob-omb (Minecraft vs Super Mario) - RAP BATTLE! - ft. Dan Bull.

(I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS)

Song by TheManBeHisLa
Tenna voiced by TheManBeHisLa
Rouxls Kaard voiced by Snakebite126
Additional Vocals by Oricadia, Seikatsu, Glockness, Cadus, Brandon, Silly_Isopod

(Do note, this track is merely a PLACEHOLDER and will be taken down off of this account once the owner of the song officially uploads it here)


YT link: https://youtu.be/TvKs9Gkn7QE?si=HgrjCYgYqgXXnuUU

TENNA RAP SONG | "Show's Never Over" | DELTARUNE

A guy that uploads stuff that’s not mine, with giving credit of course

Creeper vs Bob-omb (Minecraft vs Super Mario) - RAP BATTLE! - ft. Dan Bull.

Riley (Candles husb real)