lone ruler - lyrics 

Verse 1:
retreated to my glorious palace I sit |
and curse my yesterday‘s deeds |
my mood is gloomy and I lack confidence |
all I can think of is my impending end ||

Chorus: 
It‘s no fun to rule alone |
lost of faith, loss of hope |
sprooths of destiny paved my way |
sprooths of violence every day. || (day by day)

Verse 2:
the profound fear of failure defines my day. |
assigning blame to someone rules my way. |
It is no fun to be alone |
endless doubts on my own. ||

By: Fabian/EpicDown 

Guitars, Bass - (((Mitzschi)))
Drums, Vocals - (((Fabian)))
Recorded, Mixed by EpicDown@MeganForceSound, LE-City, 02/2023
- Production still in Progress, more songs up soon, stay tuned!

LoneRuler

The King

Moby's A Dick

She’s got blood on her hands. And her feet. And her side. And her face.

Blind dates are always a gamble, but this one? It’s downright biblical. What starts as a normal night out quickly spirals into divine horror when the date shows up rocking full-blown stigmata—wounds of the saints, tears of blood, and a crown of thorns that raises way too many questions.

With driving riffs, eerie melodies, and a mix of dark humor and creeping dread, this track is a metal anthem for anyone who's ever had a date go horribly, horribly wrong.

🎧 Is stigmata contagious? Hit play and find out.

💀 From the album Punching Three Inch Teeth – Follow for more metal madness!

My Blind Date Has Stigmata

Well, this is awkward. But when Distrokid leaves you hanging and Spotify kills your music over AI bullshit, sometimes you gotta write a song about it.

I got falsely flagged for AI-generating track hits, even though I wasn’t. DistroKid did nothing. Spotify pulled my album—twice—without proof. I fought, I got bounced between chatbots, and I waited for answers that never came. So now? They get a track in their honor. And here’s the thing—Dirk Slasher doesn’t go quietly.

This is a full-throttle metal takedown of the gatekeepers who would rather trust an algorithm than the artists who built their platforms.

💀 From the mind of Dirk Slasher – Follow for more artist-owned, unkillable metal!

Distrokid and Spotify Vs. Dirk Slasher

- Oddities: This part of the title reflects the quirky, unusual, and humorous themes found in your song titles like "I Lost My Weenie Dog," "That Chicken Murdered My Wife," and "Somebody Do Something, Anyone Please." It suggests that each song tells a story that's out of the ordinary, which adds a sense of intrigue and entertainment.

-Odysseys: This word implies a journey or adventure, which aligns with the narrative feel of country music, often telling stories of life's travels and experiences. It also ties into the sense of exploration and discovery present in titles like "Won't Go Under," "Hollow Follow," and "Flooded," where listeners might feel they're embarking on a musical journey through different scenarios and emotions.

Together, "Oddities & Odysseys" encapsulates the blend of the unexpected, humorous elements with the storytelling tradition of country music, while also hinting at the pop flair through the playful nature of the titles. It's a title that invites listeners into a world where each song is a little adventure in itself, combining the charm of country storytelling with the catchiness of pop.

A Chicken Murdered My Wife

I’m a Motherfucking Dragon Bitch

🔥 DIRK SLASHER – METAL, MAYHEM, AND MADNESS 🔥
🚧 It Started with a Collapse. Then Came the Music. 🚧

In March 2024, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed, shutting down the Port of Baltimore and leaving thousands of workers—including me—out of work for months. With time on my hands and chaos in the world, I did the only thing that made sense...That’s when Dirk Slasher decided to make an album.I started experimenting with Suno, crafting music by combining raw ideas, lyrics, and concepts into something massive. From there, I took those tracks into Logic Pro, still learning, still innovating, pushing every song to hit harder, sound bigger, and bring stories to life in ways I never imagined.
🎭 Story-Driven Metal with No Boundaries
Dirk Slasher isn’t about whining or self-pity—it’s about fighting monsters, facing the apocalypse, and laughing in the face of doom. Every song tells a story, from battling chupacabras with a pointy stick to Dirk himself taking on Moby Dick.The music itself? A brutal mix of thrash, industrial, and horror-fueled chaos. Some tracks punch like old-school Sabbath, others hit like Ministry on a warpath. One moment, you’re in an 80s British Steel throwback, the next, it’s a full-speed hair metal anthem straight out of a neon-drenched, leather-clad fever dream. No two songs sound the same, because where’s the fun in that?And if you think that’s it—Dirk Slasher is also a gamer. I stream Call of Duty Zombies, Zombie Army 4, horror shooters, and anything that lets me cause mayhem on my YouTube channel. Expect wild commentary, over-the-top action, and some of the dirtiest tricks in the book. And yeah, all my music is on my channel too.
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This is independent, underground metal with no limits. No label, no corporate nonsense—just raw, unfiltered mayhem. Follow for metal that’s brutal, ridiculous, and 100% unstoppable.🎧 Find me here on SoundCloud, and catch me on YouTube for even more madness.
📺 YouTube Channel: Dirk Slasher💀 Dirk Slasher was here.

My Blind Date Has Stigmata

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