They time traveled for our sins

Freshy Kanal as Tippy T. Tinkletrousers
Dusk as Future Trunks
Written by Me
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Mancha and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Stofferex

Tippy:
This simpleton simian shouldn't choose to feud with this
If you weren't such a brat, I might just leave your future fixed
Sure you took on some cyborgs and sliced King Cold up
But you haven't made shit, put me up against Bulma
You think yourself a savior? That's nothing but delusion 
While you bust terminator bootlegs, I fix world hunger and pollution 
Don't see a ring on your mother, but even with it, you're a bastard
Break you off like that senzu that should've been your master's
And why'd the z fighters feel you should be given a chance
It's in your name, any hit on you's a kick in the pants 
Even without that sword of yours, this kid's just too damn edgy
I'll reiterate your father's fate, and render you a veggie

Trunks:
Any doc looking to face this is asking for facelift
Ain't a fan of androids, and I'm not about to take shit
From Dr. Diaper with a stache and glasses
You hate your name? Well that's just tragic
Your trope's played out, I'd rather trash it
The future's fucked but now I'm past it
Most of my folks back home, ended up in early caskets
Up against the foes I fought, you wouldn't need that ketchup packet
The sole saiyan surivivor, final breath of a dying breed
Your only hope to take me out's to use your time machine
But when all your tech collapses, let's see you try to fend
You'll get your ass kicked by some acid spewed by saibamen
So before you try to diss man, don't make mountains out of molehills
Fitting you're from New Swissland cause your verse is hole filled

Tippy:
It'll take more to break my brain than just being verbose, kid
Now I'll try to clear up why you tear up every time you boasted
Your friends are dead, and now you're on a hunt to find the villains
But how tough are they really? I saw one get screwed by Krillin
Though what I can expect from Mommy's little princess 
Couldn't squish a cicada, now you're paying with interest 
My Goosy Grow couldn't size your brain to think the shit I say 
I'm the freest thinker, even my other selves I disobey 
And when in death, I innovate, made earth what it is today
While each excursion you made put your universe in disarray 
They said your were robbed in super, you'll find my expectations faint
Not surprised you lost your physique, when your eating isn't great
With your Dog Food diet plus sloppy seconds off of Pilaf's plate 
Even older than your mom, way past its expiration date
Though you've got some inches on him and you're not nearly as crass
You're exactly like Vegeta, a royal pain in the ass

Trunks:
I'm more amused than angry by this half wit half pint's rants
Judging by your name, nobody wants to see what's in your pants
I shouldn't have to rap against an opponent that's so touchy
You should know based on my actions that not even god can judge me
While everyone's judgement of you drove you borderline insane 
But I've been overseas, it'll take more to beat me than changing my name
You think you're important cause of your impact on past events
But like Gohan's kid, all of that shit's just accidents
Mai, rig the robo boxers, then I'll come in for the finish 
Cause this guy's used to stuff exploding in his face while he's up in it
I'll spend years figuring foes out as a show of dedication
But it appears beating you requires only fourth grade education

Future Trunks Vs Tippy T. Tinkletrousers - Rap Battle

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

Welcome to episode 2 of TableTop Rap Battles, where these absorbers of orbs take bites out of each other!

Danii as Hungry Hungry Hippos
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Fightmarker as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Art by WAN
Thumbnail by Quiz

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:11)
If you wanna win the game, you gotta take good aim
Not roam around a maze searchin’, for some ghosts to maim
It’s a household name, with the childhood acclaim
You think you’re the same, but your console fame is down the drain

It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed my face
The only phantom here’s your cabinets now haunting the arcades
I was entertaining kids before they made your ugly mug
While your memes only pleased Gen Z til you got swept under the Rugg

Pac-Man (0:33)
This hippo with the fattest waist wants to face it up and fight?
It’s a hunk of plastic waste against the greatest of all time
I eat a track like power pellets, better start to flee like Clyde
If you’re so damn hungry hungry then I’ll serve you by the slice

Yo, you say my game’s the ghost while you eat dust at Hasbro
Think you’re family friendly? You got kids slapping your ass, bro
You must’ve lost your marbles, like your film’s producers, they got scattered
Then a child found them, and now your whole gag’s a choking hazard

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:56)
All those burns are useless, man, I got redeemed by ICE
I eat your flames and spit them back, your fire hydrant won’t suffice
Trapped inside a haunted maze, is eating pellets such a struggle?
When your brand feeds off of you so much, should really call it Nom-co

I’ve got a conga line, you couldn’t conjure lines to buy your shit
Franchise is half-assed, so it makes sense Midway acquired it
This nerd should know he can’t compare to the bite of a hippopotamus
Because my stomach’s like your fall from grace: Bottomless

Pac-Man (1:19)
Your redemption’s like a plastic broken jaw, there still ain’t no budgin’
Shit’s as trusty as your tournaments, they both got Rogue Judges
My fruity power-ups demolish all your Veggies
Cover genres, while your online fanbase is just like your teeth: edgy

They call me Puck Man, you’re just a Piggy Punk, man
You’re outta luck, man, I don’t give a fuck, man
Gaming mascot 1, groups of 3-4, I eat ‘em all
So you can call me Level 256, ‘cus I’m unbeatable

Hungry Hungry Hippos vs Pac-Man - TableTop Rap Battles #2 (ft. Danii and Fightmarker)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Jack Horner vs. Frieza

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

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