9-10-21, THE RECKONING

Ken as Mae Borowski
garbageGothic as Max Caulfield

Aaron was here, tiny balls

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: Legengo
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Mae:
Jeez, I thought I was done with schools being a circus
But here’s High School Musical with lesbian fanservice
thinkin’ that she’ll earn this? I think it’s best that Doctor Who should hide
Effing up all the time for your precious bestie who was your whole plot and still died
Been swamped with guilt ever since Kate Marsh
Your lips could be normal and we wouldn’t be in the same park
I knocked down a cult and stopped the flow of body piles
While it took you a whole week to find the full case of a Kyle
“But I saved my friend’s dad, so that must stop the drama”
Congrats, dude, your turned Chloe to Hector Salamanca
You’re a mess, Max, I’ll just walk back home without this excess
You would walk back home and be notified of more death threats
Or was that a promo?
How could you throw rhymes at me if you’re too pussy even for me to go submit your own photo
Know I rock it solo and I’m steppin’ up to bat
to make a rat go silent that we’d have to name wack Ruby and Max

Max:
Yeah, I don’t think I’m one on fighting back
But felines spitting these lines against Mad Max ain’t where it at
You’d be dead from the weather if anything
But now I’m on this track, I think I’m gonna rap
Guess you ain’t havin’ good therapy from what you got, Mae
Your team’s a theater kid, a redditor and a goth, Mae
All who you speedran disappointing from what you’re on, Mae
Maybe asking Selmers would fix poetry so sloppy
The closest that you were to me was in your dreams
Your Night in the Woods needed your ass saved by Germ, yeesh
Shouldn’t you be asking for a refund ‘bout your classes?
‘Stead you’re here getting your ass handed by Max, bitch

Mae:
Didn’t think you’d keep debate, these are just uneven rates
Eatin’ pizza with my mates, you’re just stuck in Pizzagate
While you’re friendzoning Warren, know that I ain’t playin’ nice
But you’re not a shock, and I got electrocuted twice
Your MMD lookin’ animation just makes me sad
That verse was embarrassing, can’t warn Alyssa for that
Kiss on my whole effing ass, wondering on why you’re lonely
Saying “oh crap, I just beat the game by being nosy”
No, not nosebleed, so you can stay in time
But abusive Aunt Mall Cop won’t bust in to say your lines
Ooh, I get turnt at the parties that you can’t go to
Your tear fest could make another storm come out and choke you
So you can go ahead, spill the beans if you don’t slip on it 
Just a social outcast who stay thinkin’ that she still got it

Max:
This dark-mode Zootopia still thinks that she’s a game changer?
But she can’t be that important if she’s a bass player
Nightmare Eyes can’t see this L, how she think this endin’ well
Your building with Gregg had you back on the floor and ringin’ bells
Character so 2-D, no wonder just shapes are blossoming
With a game so trash, they had to name your city Possum Springs
Rhymes Garbo but without the Malloy
Your petty crimes won’t come in time when it’s the track I destroy
Not even employed, Chloe’s already gave a pet fatalities
Don’t need to waste time playing BoJack Horseman for kids with confused sexualities
Call this you playing sports, you’re gonna tank
Scoring home-runs with Andy but saying “ooh, you are screwed”
Your budget for a sequel would’ve paid back Frank
‘til your creator had to be the real version of the Dark Room
Too soon? I can’t be losing to furry Prescott
Who’s next spot’s either E621 or the damn litter box
Seems you’re out of time, didn’t think the matchup fit you
So best you run away, but don’t let the cliff come hit you

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

Kamren :
If I could count how many battles I've been in, well...I'd at least be known
Though you'd can't say the same when you got upstaged by Henry Jones
Got placed on the greylist, now I know the world isn't black and white
But knowing your interest in calamity, I couldn't think of a better Punishment Time!
Now I get where you're coming from so I won't dwell too long on the past
Yet with so many name changes, I might as well be fighting against Rat
So come on! Give me the cold shoulder Icer, guess Leo should've told ya
That when I'm battling an atheist, a lyrical hell is gonna start freezing over
Jade can't save you from this fade, finna take down ENNWAY My Way
Arranged a tourney of fools to disgrace and Mint's inclusion was a waste
So know that when the day rises, I'll be moving on with my craft
And you'll be stuck adding thousands of hours to poor man's Minecraft

Mint :
Lemme be honest mate, you’re wrong if you think that you’re harming me
When you come from modding and game design, verses that unfun? Pretty hard to take
I’m steadily treading away from my worst shit || It took you years to come up with your first shit
So you best quit firing shots at Mint and take the gloves off, go and freshen up your verses!
I’m well versed in hurting myself by disrespecting
But I’ve barely heard shit worse than your Baldi impression
All your FRBs and you can’t count a single win see
Ask this Reddit boy ‘bout karma when deez nuts slap you silly
Tried to make smoke in two battles with TheAngryMidget || But after Dustin vs Jacob you couldn't hit it
Spitting out fire like I'll leave you having double vision || I could make a better fucking banger than you without lyrics
You took your talent, went to shit sir
Good thing all those loathsome raps faded down to a whisper, yeah

Kamren the Person vs. ENNWAY | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Hi everyone! Welcome to the 15th episode of AORB! Today we got one of the most infamous games for the NES, Action 52, going against the popular bootleg known from Vinesauce, 7 Grand Dad. Who'll win and who's less terrible? Neither, they both suck, but you still decide!


Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gkBc-qlON1AffrwjEIH65yrImbZh8bLXAigJjhokv7w/edit?usp=drivesdk


Action 52 - Snakebite126
https://youtube.com/c/Snakebite126


7 Grand Dad - RaccoonBroVA
https://youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ


Written by Derpiest Game Blast
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8n8Q_QLH8dvZnsyjo3bxGA


Writing help done by

PixelChris
https://youtube.com/c/PixelChris

https://youtube.com/channel/UCwxGda5HWeJgb6pB2MqoUTw

King Ducky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCSLP7ULRt1BEN6q20BE82ow


Chiseled by Dani Frias
https://youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw


Audio mixed by GlitchDude


Sorry for the re-upload, the battle had audio mixing issues at first so this battle now has a better mix!

Action 52 vs 7 Grand Dad - Acting Out Rap Battles

This the remix. Fingers crossed that the video comes out Halloween. No promises.

Mr. Tibbs as Alucard
Snakebite126 as Death the Kid
MetaMachine as Ryuk 

Beats Produced by: hala-X and 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Alucard:
Now this is a good night, I'll come strapped for this bit
In a bit, I'll have you crying, so I'll call you The Kid
I don't think I got the right person, I've turned into kids but it's certain
Your show is for sweaty nerds who I just look at and ask "are you a virgin"
This meister's got a higher power on his shoulder 
So colder, you think you rock the mic but I'm the boulder
Can't even hold your guns right, so what shots will you be bringing
You took down Anubis? Ha, I destroyed all of fucking England 
Hey, don't know what your spirit is, uh, asking for it but here it is, ay
Got 2 girls controlling your soul so OCD don’t leave you finished, it's 
Quite funny in a way, so killing you's nothing major
You'd probably just ditch this fight to check your toilet paper

Death:
This match will be one-sided, asymmetrical, disgusting 
Hope those Vietnam flashbacks won’t lead to your fall and rusting
But no, you want to diss me ‘cause of some toilet paper?
You can take those raps and shove them up your ass, Vlad the Impaler
I got two pistols beside me that kill you if you slowly slip
You got one up your ass by a priest, call that holy shit
I know you’re a man who treats Satan like food but damn you
Go dip for another two episodes, I went back to land better than you

Alucard:
I'm immortal, why would I lose to Death? Don't even use your breath
Thinkin’ that you the best, but this ain’t no basketball game you could move against
I bring a new meaning to killer so what do you have in mind plannin’?
Since what you’ve rapped was filler, and bitches love canons
What’s a skateboard to blood armies? It just ain’t worth it
I’m serving you while you’re serving some underaged fanservice
Leave you bleeding with the moon, Kid, no need for me to repeat this
While you see that I’m immune, it’s time the E.A.T Class gonna eat this

Death:
I can’t take crap from someone who got outlived by a Nazi Neko
You’re a dog with a red suit on, I’ll drop you off back at Petco
Since I'm here ending your mania, play your game like Castlevania 
Go tell Helsing you failed when I unload rhymes and bullets to your cranium
I’m getting reaper powers and you’re just an old lady’s slave
You’ll just be another soul I get down your own shady lane
Walking on the wrong street, so I’ll fling this back at ya
If you don’t end up reversing it like your name is Dracula
Don't think I won't fight you, I see it in your eyes, dude
While I'm standing so high, you are just Corpse Husband's waifu
It’s night night, Edward Cullen, time to put you out the limelight
And kill Alucard once and for all, still a better end than Twilight

Ryuk:
You’ve taken quite a liking to this rapping
Only for a spirit like me to come cut the cord
Looking from above, I saw you both lacking
And now I’m taking your souls back in my Death Note ‘cause I’m bored, heh
Tell Death’s son I’m the god of it, best that he stops with that awful shtick
Begone with it
While I be takin’ names, you’d be shivering in fear if you've forgotten it
A zombie’s quite sloppy when facing a Shinigami, no sympathy when I see rottin’ bodies
Since Hellsing’s star will hear hell’s screams if he thinks he can top me
Creatures like you guys are surely interesting, almost like Light when you get a kill
Getting all greedy when given some powers but now you can see it’s regrettable
So put the magic and weapons down, seems you used them poorly in battle
As I took the mic and rapped to its core; Hey, Light, pass me an apple

Alucard vs. Death the Kid - #13

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhp8bzi00ws

Cloud17 https://soundcloud.com/nube17 como Freddy Fazbear
Zhrine como Bonnie
GasuPyon como Chica
TicciFandubs https://soundcloud.com/ticcisparks87 como Foxy

CyanCoat y The5oul como los fantasmas

Escrito por CyanCoat y The5oul

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X6BJMqIXRaETYCmIINEd2s7SntaTu68zVKi-92DsFOk/

ANIMATRÓNICOS:
(Freddy)
Estos mancos de namco no tienen que hacer!
Pues SOY YO el oso de Oro que sacudió Internet!

(Bonnie)
Será como Super Pills cuando Bonnie tire el bajo
Si mi ritmo Blues los deja azúl con un tinte "morado"

(Chica)
y “Vamos a Comer” esta Chica diría
pero correrían al ver una pizza!

(Foxy)
Y más vale que huyan bien, porque mi velocidad...
...NINGÚN AUTO DE ADAM SANDLER LA PODRÁ SUPERAR!
Somos el terror icónico de los 2010!
Lo único que ustedes pueden ofrecer es estrés!

(Chica)
¿Y la gente se queja de nuestras secuelas
Aun con sus Spin Offs y Ports en cadena?

(Bonnie)
Entiéndanlo, espectros, no dan miedo
Siendo caricaturescos, qué hay de nuevo, viejos?

(Freddy)
Es la Noche 1, más no pasarán ni Cinco Líneas
Cuando la Familia Fazbear rockea la Pizzería!

FANTASMAS:
Blinky! Pinky! Inky! Clyde!
(B) Somos los enemigos más clásicos que hay
(I ) Pues somos pioneros del imperio de los videojuegos
(B) Su imperio son frikis dando gritos falsos en videos!
(P) Caricaturescos? No tienen espejos?
(C) No puedo creer que el Oso Yogi quiera mordernos!
(I ) Scott los diseñó basado en fracasos previos?
(B) Que mal que a sus fans no pueda dar el mismo tratamiento!
(P) Búrlense de Pixels, con tu peli que pasó?
(P) Tanto tiempo en producción, y va a ser una decepción
(P) Es decir, en serio un éxito es lo que esperan?
(C) El cine ya teme a un Freddy, y ese no eres tú! 
(B) PERRA!
(C) Escritor Fantasma, llámame MatPat
(C) Rap que abre quijadas como 2Pac, Man!
(I ) Ni la mordida del "87" repugna tanto
(B) Como las mordidas que se dieron en la "34"!

ANIMATRÓNICOS:
(Bonnie)
¿Hablar de la mordida?, viven en el pasado
¿Qué esperar cuando su IA no avanza en 40 años?

(Chica)
"Aventuras Fantasmales", porque tras los 90
No hay quien haya visto a su franquicia viva de vuelta!

(Foxy)
¿Relación con los fans? este Pirata los arruina
cual Miss Pacman, y ahora espero un contrato en su compañía!

(Freddy)
¡Ya ganamos, ahora llenen la pantalla de glitches!
Al final son sólo un fraude como aquél BiIIy MitcheII

FANTASMAS:
(P) Uy, hablando de Glitches, ¿recuerdan su World?
(P) Fue tan malo y criticado hasta que Scott lo retiró!
(I ) Pero no tan malo y retirado como el propio Scott
(I ) Se fue y los dejó a pudrirse, peor que en su parte 2
(C) ¡Convertidos en Furries por el asesino en serie!
(P) ¡Que asesinó su serie, cuando quiso meterse!
(I ) Ahora su trama va a estar reflejada en sus diseños
(B) Porque los dejamos hechos un desastre, ¡Fin del juego!

Animatrónicos vs Fantasmas

Vladimyr P. as Costume man 

RaccoonBroVA as The Follower 

BTDREACTS as The Announcer

Written by King ducky & Futur3f1lmm4k3r 

Mixed by Oofie

Cover Art by Box Soldier 

Beat prod. Anywaywell 

Costume man:
So it looks like I'm fighting an ugly Noo noo in this rap fight 
This Muppet thinks he’s scary, but he don’t know how to rap right
That's right! You skulk in shadows, you won't survive tonight!
Beating you will be easy, I just gotta shine a flashlight! 

Denson dispensed his lead into the chest of this defenseman
Went alone to round him up, should’ve had better defense, man
Stumblin’ on the track like it’s the dark, i'm gonna call your bluff
I flow like water over the bridge you trip on, Cyan Billy Goat Gruff

The follower:
Before you failed to diss me you should've took this to note
That I'm the best! No wonder my design is a legit G.O.A.T!
And you want to call me Noo noo?! Best stop talking scrub
At Least I don't look like the cookie monster on drugs!

While your body is wasting away, my verses be slappin’
You need to take a good look for your identity, Trevor Afton
This bug is getting squashed, I would suggest for you to stop
Or make like your Jaw and drop, getting’ capped by this cop!

Costume man:
I thrive in the shadows, new disses is what you should be brewin 
Are you friends with Siren head? I heard all that white noise you’re spewin’
Your bland stupid boring verse is attracting all the crickets 
It's just like your game that gets stale after ten minutes!

The follower:
Shut the hell up!!!! With all that garbage that you wrote
I'll rip off your antennas and shove them down your throat!
You get overshadowed by most of the creations of henderson
Spittin lines so hot, you're gonna die in your costume again!

Costume man vs The Follower - Royal Rap Battle [ft. Vladimyr P. & RaccoonBroVA]

They time traveled for our sins

Freshy Kanal as Tippy T. Tinkletrousers
Dusk as Future Trunks
Written by Me
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Mancha and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Stofferex

Tippy:
This simpleton simian shouldn't choose to feud with this
If you weren't such a brat, I might just leave your future fixed
Sure you took on some cyborgs and sliced King Cold up
But you haven't made shit, put me up against Bulma
You think yourself a savior? That's nothing but delusion 
While you bust terminator bootlegs, I fix world hunger and pollution 
Don't see a ring on your mother, but even with it, you're a bastard
Break you off like that senzu that should've been your master's
And why'd the z fighters feel you should be given a chance
It's in your name, any hit on you's a kick in the pants 
Even without that sword of yours, this kid's just too damn edgy
I'll reiterate your father's fate, and render you a veggie

Trunks:
Any doc looking to face this is asking for facelift
Ain't a fan of androids, and I'm not about to take shit
From Dr. Diaper with a stache and glasses
You hate your name? Well that's just tragic
Your trope's played out, I'd rather trash it
The future's fucked but now I'm past it
Most of my folks back home, ended up in early caskets
Up against the foes I fought, you wouldn't need that ketchup packet
The sole saiyan surivivor, final breath of a dying breed
Your only hope to take me out's to use your time machine
But when all your tech collapses, let's see you try to fend
You'll get your ass kicked by some acid spewed by saibamen
So before you try to diss man, don't make mountains out of molehills
Fitting you're from New Swissland cause your verse is hole filled

Tippy:
It'll take more to break my brain than just being verbose, kid
Now I'll try to clear up why you tear up every time you boasted
Your friends are dead, and now you're on a hunt to find the villains
But how tough are they really? I saw one get screwed by Krillin
Though what I can expect from Mommy's little princess 
Couldn't squish a cicada, now you're paying with interest 
My Goosy Grow couldn't size your brain to think the shit I say 
I'm the freest thinker, even my other selves I disobey 
And when in death, I innovate, made earth what it is today
While each excursion you made put your universe in disarray 
They said your were robbed in super, you'll find my expectations faint
Not surprised you lost your physique, when your eating isn't great
With your Dog Food diet plus sloppy seconds off of Pilaf's plate 
Even older than your mom, way past its expiration date
Though you've got some inches on him and you're not nearly as crass
You're exactly like Vegeta, a royal pain in the ass

Trunks:
I'm more amused than angry by this half wit half pint's rants
Judging by your name, nobody wants to see what's in your pants
I shouldn't have to rap against an opponent that's so touchy
You should know based on my actions that not even god can judge me
While everyone's judgement of you drove you borderline insane 
But I've been overseas, it'll take more to beat me than changing my name
You think you're important cause of your impact on past events
But like Gohan's kid, all of that shit's just accidents
Mai, rig the robo boxers, then I'll come in for the finish 
Cause this guy's used to stuff exploding in his face while he's up in it
I'll spend years figuring foes out as a show of dedication
But it appears beating you requires only fourth grade education

Future Trunks Vs Tippy T. Tinkletrousers - Rap Battle

In the audio debut of OVARB we have the battle of the feathered fellows, Karoo from One Piece and Pen Pen from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Karoo: MetaMachine

Pen Pen: J Chay

Prod: Anywaywell

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Karoo:
Ten hut men: this freeloader has come far to  
Witness Captain Karoo show he can spit a bar too
This battle may scar you seeing as it’s your first
The odds are far and few for you to top my verse
Stick my neck out to put villains in their place
Unlike you I’m way more than just a cute face
Roll with a gang of feathers that flock together
You’re an experiment left isolated for the better
From the start Vivi and I had a bond of tenderness
Misato adopted you to cope with her loneliness!
Tokyo was attacked and then what happened next?
She left you abandoned on Hikari’s door steps!
 
Pen Pen:
Ya flew out the coop to turn into Duck Soup
Arctic bird spits hot ‘gainst you and your schmuck troop
Soft Bill’s can’t spit hard with shots that’re lacking aim
But check the chest plate, I got double your pen game!
Water barrel around your neck and still no drip
While I’m the flyest to reside in Misato's crib
Ayo Vivi? She wanna meet me at this rate
She has no time for dweebs better off as fishing bait
Pack the brains that makes Chopper look lesser
And I don’t need to chill in the freezer to be fresher
Since you pride yourself in being so much fasta
Do what you’re good at and run back to Alabasta!

Karoo vs Pen Pen- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

Victory Lap of Logan, Released September 2025

HOTTEST IN TOWN

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Future Trunks Vs Tippy T. Tinkletrousers - Rap Battle

R the Writer