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Warrior Duel

Titanium1208 as Roronoa Zoro
AdamUber as Ike
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Written by Me

Zoro:
Three swords on my side, one hand on the mic
It's a homicide, this one man mob on Ike
Can cause more bloodshed, than any of your saga's wars can
Still I refuse to lose to one who calls himself a swordsman
Except for smash and heroes, in recent times you've been off
I'm a true warrior, while you were cut from that spinoff
Two ways we can deal with this, I'll be your leader or enemy
Shattering your weapon triangle, lancers can't put a dent in me
So your cat pals can come bite, I'll take my sword to a gun fight
You've met many a foe but you've never faced one like
The straw hats, we make waves government dogs drown in
In combat, we take pain and dish it back in thousands
Robin could take you on with her bare hands
Should limit myself to one blade to give you a fair chance
Hope you know, I'm not the axe wielders you've crossed at sea
If you can't think of comeback, you'll get no sympathy from me

Ike:
I'm a soldier of fortune, warrior with a heart of gold
While you're stuck grasping at straws I went and broke the mold
Didn't need to be a blue-blood just to put my crew up
Stay out of the kitchen, even dinner knives leave you cut
Winning this fight's a cinch since you're so easy to agitate
That and the fact you're always lost, Nami ain't here to navigate 
So try to find your own way out through a map of assassins
If you think you can take us, your head's as empty as your captain's
I'm hoping your eye opened to true growth and progression
Could fight a war in the time you'll escape whatever land you're left in
I fought the senate's private goons, broke their tomes, and made their tombs
I'd carve through your world nobles, I've even left a god with wounds
Equipped with swords and axes that leave high powers impaled
Not even with Haki could you hope to touch the son of Greil

Zoro:
On the grand line, I already level armies to advance 
And unlike you my growths aren't left up to chance 
A first draft pick for the captain, worst generation status too
You're leader cause of nepotism, meppo wasn't bad as you
You'll need a prayer to win, with lines as sickly as your bishop
Even Sanji can't compare to the Phoenix flames I kick up
I've seen wild apes with blades that would make you retreat
Screw your phases, my turn ends right after your defeat 
Between the words that you've heard and the touch of my blades
I'll murk this merc, put him through three thousand worlds of pain

Ike:
Prepare yourself if that's hill that you're willing to die on 
I left the Black Knight looking like the one from Monty Python
You need a shoulder to cry on with the bitterness you spew 
I fight for my friends while you argue with your crew
Nihil, now your skills don't matter
I will, leave your blades all shattered
Ragnell, the one I'm equipping
Aether, now you're another victim
Between your lines and all the grog in the system of this outlaw
You're the one left burned and like Kuina, trippin to your downfall

Roronoa Zoro Vs Ike - Rap Battle

My first ever rap battle with audio. It's the Legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard up against the Invincible Dragon, Ryo Sakazaki.

Adam (Uberocity) as Terry Bogard
Mancha (Uberocity)as Ryo Sakazaki

Beat by Epistra
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer


Terry:
I'm a prideful wolf howling at all who dare cross me 
Leave you shaking when a power wave hits the concrete.
Straight outta south town with techniques I've enhanced
But I'll withhold my worst for now and give you a fighting chance

Ryo:
An expert of the art of fighting won't just sit and take abuse
Especially when this so-called wolf is better off fighting a goose.
While like a dragon, I spit fire. Equipped with strength of a tiger
Either end up with broken bones, or get a job and retire.
Compared to me, your skill is mythical, I'm a kyokugen pinnacle
you may be known as a legend, but I'm practically invincible.
I've got the strength to take down tanks, you shouldn't have started this beef
Don't try to tarry with me, blowhard. I'll leave this wolf without teeth

Terry:
It seems you're in a pickle, it's best you phone home to your dojo
Hell bring them here to fight me, I could wreck your crew solo
I've dealt with geese in the past, yeah don't act like you haven't 
Accusing me of tarrying, you're why this whole fight's dragon
Combine my bars with chi, create a geyser when I flow rhymes
As it heads for a blond Ryu, he ends up humbled like stroheim
Keep shitting out your mouth, this real bout made you choke
I'm the face of SNK, and you're the butt of all its jokes 

Ryo:
Your bark's as bad as your bite, I didn't even shudder
Bringing up Ryu ripoffs? Have you looked at your brother?
So let's throw down once more, fatal fury special redux
Then I'll force-feed this bum a knuckle sandwich deluxe

Next Battle: Authors (Ft.F00pz)

Terry Bogard Vs Ryo Sakazaki - Rap Battle

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

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Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

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Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

Budapest

I'm big and I'm bad and I've got nothing to prove
I got the whole world behind me, I've got nothin' to lose
And it makes me so sad, that you've gone the move
I got the whole world behind me, baby.

I'm big and I'm bad and everything's fine
I got you right where I want you and you're lookin'  divine
And it makes me so sad, I can't serve you with wine
I got you right where I want you, right where I want you. So.
  
Get Dick, Dean-o. We'll choke you with a sausage,
You're swallowing more than you can chew
Get Dick, Dean-o We both know that you're aching for it
Kill your pride and don't deny the truth.

I'm big and I'm bad, I'm the first of my kind
I got the most experience on reading your mind
And I know, exactly what is it you like
I got the world world behind me, baby

Get Dick, Dean-o. We'll take you from behind,
While you're snooping around SucroCorp
Get Dick, Dean-o We both know that you're aching for it
Once you get a taste of us, you'll ask to gank one more, one more

Get Dick, Dean-o. We'll sweeten up your package
But you're packin' more than UPS on holidays
Get Dick, Dean-o We both know you're aching for it
Promise me, this flirt won't get too gay

Get Dick, Dean-o. We'll choke you with a sausage,
You'll be swallowing more than you can chew
Get Dick, Dean-o We both know that you're aching for it
Kill your pride and don't deny the truth.

Get Dick!

The Descent of Loki

My Ship Will Go On

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