R's Rap Battles

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Oh Il Nam: JustGamer
General Zaroff: RNG 
Squid Game Announcer: K.C
Writers: AdamSandlerDRB, JustGamer, Sculpture
Additional Help by YLFEthan, HHH3, CaptainCharles
Art by AdamSandlerDRB & RNG
Mixed and Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat by Epistra

General Zaroff Verse 1:
I have patience, wait for days, can cross every obstacle
I’ve followed every beast, but your show? It’s unwatchable
I’m overstocked with shots for a being so nonvolatile
I hunt punks among jungles, not for fossils in hospitals 
I’ll gun you down, “Gganbu,” make it clear we aren’t friends
Lost your marbles, lost the game, lose my bet, lose your head
This dementia ridden bitch is gonna piss himself again
So stay hidden in your bed, only light you’ll see is red
You’re done, prey hunted, it was no challenge, honestly
I’ve Won so much, it’d imbalance your economy 
I’m beet-ing this weakling, like borscht, so eat it
I’d say I’d take that dub, but frankly? You can keep it

Oh Il Nam verse 1:
I know it’s pretty easy, to make me the villain
But I’ll give you a deal, a no strings bet you will win
How bout I just slap you silly, and you act as my fill-in,
To play children's games with men, since I make games for man-children?
You’re so desperate, I can guess exactly what you’d choose to do!
Attempt to bet against the executive you've been losing to
Let’s just be up Front, and see the very clear truth
There’s a reason that viewers even tuned in, it’s not you.
I run a tight ship, your ship trap fails to impress
You let in one guest, next, he picks the bed of your death
And when confronted with a licking, the best hunter stumbles?
I guess that’s just how the cookie cutter character crumbles.

General Zaroff Verse 2:
You took the head start that I gave you and squandered it
A dog has more honor? That's quite the accomplishment 
Bringing scum to Earth puts me in good humor
Which is worse for your brain, my bullet or that tumor?
Now bring me my prize, I’ve survived through your trials 
Old guy, Tik Tok, out of time, how you're viral
My story may be quick, your trend isn’t quite as timeless
It is short lived like Ivan, when washed up on my island 

Oh Il Nam Verse 2:
Quit while you’re ahead, now you’re running from the commies
I’ll fill a pig with lead instead, if I see him cross me
Drop the act, Cossack, you’re squatting in the mountains
Cause now English is the highest class you ever hang out in
You bore me so much, normally, I can’t sleep a wink
It’s a Squid Game when I go and push off posers with this ink
And thus ends our game, just as stated within your pages
Thank you for playing! General Zaroff: Eliminated

Oh Il Nam Vs General Zaroff - Discount Rap Battles

Welcome to the fourteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two Redditor- I mean cryptic criminals today! It's the agent of chaos and terrible memes, The Joker! Trapping against our favorite depressed puppet master, The Jigsaw Killer!

Lyrics:
The Joker:
I like making plots up, a-lot of cut offs for my scars huh?
Non-emotional, but somewhere in that genre 
Yet I couldn't bare acting your beartrap's a "caught-on"
I conned watchers across the pond-ah!
Your backstories torment. An abortion broke er'? Aww.
With that age gap, here's my quorral Jooohn.
While she was in-doors within her mom
Would you still endorse poking her with your ONLY knob?
It's just gross and all, but that's me (that's me)
Batsy called man's a fiend (and that's me)
Beat your ass while laughing (that's me)
You're a filler sham, and like you built your traps the only blueprints is this man's feet
Cold and deceased, you're a sickened sham, about as cancerous as Giddy's Krammed passing.

The Jigsaw Killer:
You're bitter, pulling triggers claiming it's a bigger picture
But really, you just project your inner sinner
Your feelings aren't consistent with your filler
I merely give people a wish, well;
You did a social experiment, but that ship sailed
Then your heart sank like a wish well
When you flipped coins but couldn't get them to ship sales
A promise that, killing the inmates 
Would, cost them, nothing as it's in vain
To cross them, as they made their choices
But you bombed it, putting a pin in your point, bitch
Dressed as a cop to press on your plot, but… that's meant as rhetorical 
Your abhorrence shows 'cus when I look like a pig it's not meta bro, it's metaphorical (phorical)
Fuck you and everything that you've built up
Even my worst trap was less bait than this "villian"
I'd threaten to kill him, but what purpose does that serve?
Contort his ass backwards for being ass backwards!
I don't care, so I'll chalk it up as first impressions, huh?
But why all the impressive talk when you're the skeptic runt people seem to do the worst impressions of? With your messy mug.

The Joker:
Here….we….go. John won't get off his high horse! Using your car's horsepower on the highway
You saddled up on the right course, but he survived and made a right game.
Why, so, serious?! Acting delirious, rambling like a COD lobby
With his shitty mic and superiority you might start a round of zombies! (zombies!)
It's just a game and time for calming, gotta knock off chopping up, Johnny!
Don't pull up upon me, pulling some ponzes, for the jump-screens, like "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Do that and you'll get the axe, not to knock on wood, but if I caught you lacking
You'll get the axe, and I'm into slashing, watch as a hack gets hacked in! For acting dramatic! Laughs Maniacally (comment about this tee-hee!!!!l)

The Jigsaw Killer:
With all that makeup I expected some pen-game now
But the only person you sent for making up with is your penny-pal
Imma check Heath Ledger's crown, your role wasn't one to die for
You're a fucking eyesore, all the Facebook memes they roll their eyes for
I suppose you'd like more, cus it represents you
Cryptic and imbedded in issues, it's in bed with your misuse 
Of influence… I'm sick of this
I'm dying of cancer and thought those quips were abysmal, egh.
Game Over, Joker, I call goldfish, the way I flushed you out
You stood in your tiny bubble and SUNK, you fucking clown…

-CAST-
The Jigsaw Killer: JaCoN (first time donut bully)
The Joker: Quizzique

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms (rare)
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://youtu.be/VkNbsOO9i7I
Beat Produced by: KaalaH and jort
Mixed by: jort

The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Bendy
https://soundcloud.com/user-246183970

Matt Raichous as The Tar Monster
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattRaichous

Written and Directed by Quizzique
https://www.youtube.com/@Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/@FreshyKanal
Art by BMB
https://twitter.com/mynameBMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

~~LYRICS~~

Bendy (0:11):
Well, howdy there! And welcome to the picture show!
It’s me, the heart and soul from the minds of Joey Drew’s studio!
We’ve got a special guest today, no need to be alarmed,
Yes, though fear’s what Mr Stoner wants to bring, he’s truly harmless!

Let’s dive into attempted offenses that this guy tried to enact
You’ll find he posed no real threat, it was himself he kidnapped!
Golly, the treasures of Byzantius were his to withdraw
But he got blown out into a bubble, call that the final straw

Tar Monster (0:34)
You think you’ve got me figured out, exposed me like a Turkish drought?
You ain’t considered the clout that I’ve got within this pictured bout
Without a doubt you’re no angel just based on how you were revived
My biggest crime’s taking the gold while your studio’s taking lives

This inky imp from the abyss got nothing on the depths I dwell
The monster from the tar lake’s dragging you back to the pits of Hell
I only need one eye to see deception from afar, fool
Your creator forged a lie, while I’m thinking with tar pools

Bendy (0:55)
Wow, you sure did spit some heat, you clearly have some well-oiled rhymes
Maybe it’s all that liquid tar making you boil alive!
I’ve seen creepier things in your series of various kinds
I think theMeatly would enjoy your Turkey stereotypes!

It’s ironic that a stoner and his dog
Beat a Stoner in his bog who’s more forgotten than the Glob
Now you should never have fought against the mighty Ink Demon
‘Cause all I’d need is an extinguisher to see this thief freezin’

Tar Monster (1:18)
You’re faker than a cardboard cutout, think this should be captured
I’d love to see the outcome, but we’d need another chapter
Your storyline is fractured by the filler on the screen
They must be talking merch when they said “Build up our machine”

Your show had ended, then like a frame it got drawn out
Creators more devout than Sam Lawrence, what the Sheep Song’s about
Now your ink has dried, your studio and machine broke
Thanks for tuning in at home, but for this devil, that’s all, folks

Bendy Vs The Tar Monster | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #4 (feat. Jenni No Mercy and Matt Raichous)

> AORB 20 has joined the server

Wecome to the first AORB of 2023! Today, we got the funny MineCraft man himself, Steve, going up against the player insert character from Animal Crossing, the Villager. Who'll build their island faster, and who'll win the battle? Listen, decide for yourself, and just remember to not mine down!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V7v_CbuqW6XtI-zp9ag1FzqgGNGOV5Z4RDuzRxQn0NY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Steve vs the Villager - Acting Out Rap Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



Lakitu vs. Thunderus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


Everyone subscribe to Raisu. He is the goat!

Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

My first ever rap battle with audio. It's the Legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard up against the Invincible Dragon, Ryo Sakazaki.

Adam (Uberocity) as Terry Bogard
Mancha (Uberocity)as Ryo Sakazaki

Beat by Epistra
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer


Terry:
I'm a prideful wolf howling at all who dare cross me 
Leave you shaking when a power wave hits the concrete.
Straight outta south town with techniques I've enhanced
But I'll withhold my worst for now and give you a fighting chance

Ryo:
An expert of the art of fighting won't just sit and take abuse
Especially when this so-called wolf is better off fighting a goose.
While like a dragon, I spit fire. Equipped with strength of a tiger
Either end up with broken bones, or get a job and retire.
Compared to me, your skill is mythical, I'm a kyokugen pinnacle
you may be known as a legend, but I'm practically invincible.
I've got the strength to take down tanks, you shouldn't have started this beef
Don't try to tarry with me, blowhard. I'll leave this wolf without teeth

Terry:
It seems you're in a pickle, it's best you phone home to your dojo
Hell bring them here to fight me, I could wreck your crew solo
I've dealt with geese in the past, yeah don't act like you haven't 
Accusing me of tarrying, you're why this whole fight's dragon
Combine my bars with chi, create a geyser when I flow rhymes
As it heads for a blond Ryu, he ends up humbled like stroheim
Keep shitting out your mouth, this real bout made you choke
I'm the face of SNK, and you're the butt of all its jokes 

Ryo:
Your bark's as bad as your bite, I didn't even shudder
Bringing up Ryu ripoffs? Have you looked at your brother?
So let's throw down once more, fatal fury special redux
Then I'll force-feed this bum a knuckle sandwich deluxe

Next Battle: Authors (Ft.F00pz)

Terry Bogard Vs Ryo Sakazaki - Rap Battle

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

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Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

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Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

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