Swizkii as YSACooking
Matthew Thomas as HTBasic
Written by nEon and Timey
Additional writing help from Oofie and Matthew Thomas
Mixed by nEon
Beat produced by nEon
Additional help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Zagranis, and JK



YSAC:
Today, I’ll be spitting bars for this serious debating,
Now let’s look at the fridge to find more eggs to crush, cus
HTB sucks at entertaining,
yeah he totally sucks!    
Also known as clickbait-ey tutorial maker claiming cheddar,
Yet he couldn’t spice this battle up with pepper pepper pepper.
Auto-chop couldn’t help him make the cut, I got my win wangjangled in.
And an undo won’t be required to heat up this main dish. 

HTB:
Was that really a cooked verse? This chef seems like a bad apple
Shoulda watched my tutorials: “How to Win A Rap Battle”
I’ve always hated homework, but I’ll make sure that I will finish you,
Cus your video style is more expired than the food I use!
You’re a rotten egg, you’ve gotten dead, can’t even make an omelette,
A vitamix couldn’t even help you recover from this awful dread!
None of your raps could leave me fried or melted in the end, you see, 
Cus your content is more of a waste of time than your Rube Goldberg machines!

YSAC:
Suck an egg, with my skills I could make your messes taste good,
I teach people to make food, you teach people to waste food.
B*tch, you trash things for a living, so don’t talk about time wasting,
Ya need to learn How To rap, cause your style is so Basic!

HTB:
How to roast your opponent. Step one: Don’t do what he did
Step two: Throw disses at the opponent like eggs
Step three: Heat ‘em up at 200 degrees until burnt
Step 4: make sure they don’t cool, and serve!
Even on April Fool’s day, I’m still more productive
And I don’t even need to speak words to be destructive
(aggressive gibberish), you’re a failure,
Me trashing things got me number one in Australia!

YSAC:
Oh please, you’re properly number one when you’re taking a whiz
I smash things against the wall, you’d smash a wall for a vid
You’re basically the basic Banksy, just without the appeal
The only video viewers want you to do is “How to make a face reveal.”

HTB:
Ok, Boring with Babish, that has nothing else to do,
I could smash you into pieces and still get millions of views!
You must be drunk off your own wine if you think with your songs, you’d still be tough,
You know what, You suck at Cooking? Why don’t You Suck on deez nuts?!

YSAC:
How unoriginal, like your ideas of your own content,
I find Troom Troom more entertaining to watch, if I’m honest,
I could write an entire cookbook of all the ways I can crumble you
… Mmmmmm, that’s a damn good W!

You Suck At Cooking vs. HowToBasic. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies

Cri as Backrooms
Quizzique as Ryan George

Written by: Awesome Ayden & Everon
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: JotaSeis
Cover art by: Box_Soldier22

Backrooms:
You’re in the backrooms, quit what your doing and hide
Or quick equip your camera, you can shoot it inside
But tube all you want, you won’t get through this in time 
This place has a big rate of moving your mind
The Backrooms is something you grow right into
If you noclip, you’re hopeless so hold your temple 
Grab that rope and don’t grope or you won’t show mettle
Your show aint the only place your hearing echoes
You’re very bold if you think this is the place for you to stop and skit
Next time you enter the office, not just computers are gonna glitch
Now pixel this, a puny dork, gets paid to rant on screen
This stupid pig, with the same old tricks just so he can make a scene
You’ll take any shitty cash grab just to carry your wealth 
How can you survive The Backrooms, all you have is yourself
It’ll take alot of effort to get thrown off the shackles
But you won’t be the first guy to suffer the wrath of the Backrooms

Ryan George
So, you have a battle for me? Yes sir I do!
Your enemy is the intense entity called The Backrooms
The Backrooms? Well ok then, but where did the frontrooms go?
Did they stink up and die just like here? I don’t know 
But freak it, I’ll go down these depths just for the hell of it
How bout we time travel to when the Backrooms were relevant
Oh, wow, wow, wow, I’m not the one you should be searching for
The only time I plan to look in the dumpster is for your crappy lore 
Oh it’s still me? By the way, you’re clout? It seems odd
Reused and recycled content, no wonder you’re popular off G-Mod 
Oh, whoopsie, am I bringing all your flaws to light?
The world is getting smaller, Async’s storage is tight!
So take your little monsters, smilers, hounds and walkers
But you must be going nuts, if you think I’m drinking Almond Water 
You think I’ll actually submit to walls, spaces, and mazes? You’re lying
But this isn’t the first time you’re getting owned by a Ryan 

Backrooms 
You don’t understand, we represent fear through every speck
Chills crawling all the way up off your back and neck
The way you fool about movies it’s truly lucid why you’re alone
I’ll catch and croke your team and folks if you attempt to take this hell a joke
You can’t last in the real world, you’re a merely obscene meme
But in reality, we’re doom, you’re just green on a green screen (hey!)
You can’t match this titan, vile and giant, you see the light, boy? 
But I like it silent, so with violence I’ll murder this white noise

Ryan George
You think your depths collect death with rap you’re foolish
Because I think I’d rather jam on to some elevator music
Oh, sorry for the hostility, I don’t mean to be such a dull hater
In fact my grandma has that same exact wallpaper 
Your itty bitty limelight, really doesn’t scar me truly
Inconsistent timelines, like this isn’t a Marvel movie
I’m doing this all on my own, I don’t need anyone to team with 
Cause beating you was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

The Backrooms vs Ryan George

For this battle, two dream demons duke it out. Who has the cutting edge? You decide!

The video is on the way!

Alex M. as Freddy Krueger
Cri as Darkrai
JesseBoxVO & D3_sp41r as the Elm Street Girls
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by Lazer
Written by Jacobrl99, Birdjormungandr, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by SPM1000, Raisu Battle, and Awesome Ayden

The Elm Street Girls:
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you 
Three, four, said he’d muddy your lore
Five, six, blinded by his eclipse
Seven, eight.. 

Freddy Krueger:
Ending your Dark Reign, bitch!
Cut from the same thread, yet you come apart at the seams,
This tame threat Banette needs an ability to wreak Bad Dreams
I’m the achieved beat sweeper, the Elm Street reaper,
Intruding pleasant dreams, wet sheets drowning deep sleepers
This mother-pucker’s weak to fairies while wearing that awful scarf?
I think I’d know a Derry Queen sucking the soul from ITs vanilla arc
Dark Void as a signature, fucking forged by a beagle
Avoiding other villagers to protect them from my Dream World
Prone on the weak, since damaged souls make me whole
“Bon appetit, bitch”, banished to atone as a lonely ghost

Darkrai:
Wes Craven a New Nightmare, couldn’t find the right scare
You should’ve stopped right there, with the way you write scares
If you wanna fight fair, step into the light Fred
I’ll show you how the night ends, with your fuckin’ ninth death
It’s Darkrai, the dark type that’s casting fright on this pedophile
With harsh rhymes, of dark times when cast back, I’ll end the life
Of a child, stuck in denial, of Amanda’s haunted actions
Piling fathers like Spiritomb, the bastard son of 100 madmen!
Don’t need to use the real world for me to expose ‘ya
Wes went shopping for Serial Killers forming Freddy Kroger!
This Dex offender’s packed with Bundy, BTK, and Manson
Geez, with how you prey on kids, you need a seat with Chris Hansen!
Since your relevance has faded, nights are spent with another Freddy
With your cheesy puns and greasy mug, I’m sure they have a job ready!

Freddy Krueger:
“The souls of children give me strength”, fucker, try to understand
Will he, Freddy Krueger, take Alice to Wonderland?
I’ll unplug you for an upper hand ‘cause power is my toy, bitch!
Exploiting your weak spots as if I’m pulling off the void glitch!
Never will I ever, weather another lecture
From a lesser specter, bested by a feather
The crescent is better, prevents all your efforts,
sweatin’ her presence, waning for her pleasure
Ask Rick-San how I get my kicks in, I’ve mastered striking swipes
Shouldn’t mess with MK’s best, bitch! Aren’t ya weak to fighting types?
I mean looking at your fanbase? Shit, I thought my glove was edgy
When I banish you like Palkia, tell ‘em you were sent by Freddy!

Darkrai:
I’m not affected by your rhymes, I’ll protect Alice through the night
Hex him with his reflection, then Freddy’s Dead by Daylight
I’m bested by insects, yet your Nasty Plots truly bug me
Film after Film, Kill after Kill, this bastard’s never evolving!
Your trivial Pursuit’s revolting, Boo into Bo, everyone sleeps on you
Not a peep, this marred Mareep counts sheep to find actual use
Tensions boiled over on Elm Street when you ran out of steam
Because preying on teens won’t make this nightmare a Dream
Like Jason, Super-Freddy’s unmasked in this year’s masquerade
Shackled to the Bargain Bin, the rap battle slave is left a basketcase

Darkrai vs Freddy Krueger - Pokémon vs Anything!

VinnyO as Baldi's Basics
Vladimyr P. as Hello Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
This world can be a scary place, but who’s here to protect you?
When you’re locked in my basement. ‘Fore I leave this I expect to
Leave this bitch in ruins, thinking I would’ve let you win
But Baldi’s Basically a Pedo so who the hell would’ve let you in?
You’re out of pocket like pocket change
Your low budget shit can’t compare to my game
It’s so Unreal that I suspect
Your graphical errors’ are incorrect
There’s rumours this intruder’s claiming to be my ruler
I’m a bruiser ‘gainst this loser so now I can be your tutor
Taught to shove you in my locker, there’s no escape when I spit this hotter
To a degree where you’ll need a Doctor, where’s your scholar Wannabe Crocker?
I’ll bully Baldi’s weak techniques that keep players asleep
So it’s no wonder that you’re quite the Strangest Error From The Deep

Baldi:
There’s no rapping in my halls unless the teacher comes to spit
I’m iconic, it’s ironic; I’m the one the neighbor worships!
I heard why you rap that bad; you’re just a held-back senior student
And I’ll sweep you like the floors just to radiate my amusement
Bash your birthday with my words no need for stealth in this challenge
‘Fore you made many Grave Mistakes; no shiny quarter for your balance
When we’re playing hide and seek you better pack your bags and run
Cuz you’re so dumb I bet you think that 9+10 is 21!
Try out this rope for suspension so you can hang in detention
My bars hit harder than your car that will crash your perception
Of my demonic oppression so let me teach you a lesson
On how to rap a good verse like the high school obsession
And you’re in need of corrections as I stand high- on the spectrum
I spit a diss like the elements used to make an electrum
If a prepubescent teen is what you call a home invader
THEN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN or you can say Goodbye, Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
Son, I’d let you roam freely, but your entrapment is what Theoadores
so I’ll board up the doors to leave your whole corpse a blood and gore galore on the floor
And Sure, you had some fame, how strange, that’s something I can’t fathom
Baldi’s Basics Plus the remakes now that Hallways equals a BadSum!

Baldi:
This “Alpha Male’s” the Beta version drizzled in despair
Because your win’s nowhere just like my hair, ain’t that your Waking Nightmare?
Your wife is flying high, I know that damage cannot be undone
But the reason you got ghosted; was your Millimeter Peter, son!

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Prod. Brutal
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Baldi's Basics vs Hello Neighbor. Sinister Rap Battles

YAMCHA - ERIC THE AUDIBLE
TIEN SHINHAN - DANII
CHIAOTZU - XENOTYPE

Produced by 2Deep
Cover by agsdesigns57
https://www.instagram.com/agsdesigns57/?hl=en 

YAMCHA:
Crew is Star studded but I’m the all Star Slugger 
Pretty face is scar covered making lady’s hearts suffer 
And Opponents start wonderin’ how I launch it out the park
Yeah, you pussies are posers thought I was sparring with Puar 
See scoring ain’t hard, but trust me I ain’t playing boy
Learned from Korin, Kami, Kai, Godly how I’m training boy
Shouts to Kame Sensai for the ways my waves be changing course
Vegeta can suck it I’m saying fuck a super saiyan form
If you’re skeptical the wasteland bandit
Takes advantage of weakness and rakes up damage
Try and take his planet, get your whole gang blitzed 
You have no chance of standing ‘gainst the Wolf Fang Fist
Thanks for the tip, you showed me what I should be wishin’ for
Cause honestly I ain’t scared of these bitches anymore,
I’ll bring you back so you’ll get bodied again
Yeah Gohan probably my kid, it’s Chiaotzu, Yamcha, Tien for life
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

TIEN:
With my pen game, nobody can hoe me
Straight outta Crane School, so when I'm fly they claim that they know me, ay
This ain't no conspiracy, bruh, just peep the third eye
So you know you’re here to see moi making the world cry
Haven't got a worse fight, these people are only less
Fuck Yamcha, the hoes breakin' down just like the homies legs
Let's hear the dude's excuse, you got some issues? Here's 2 more hands
Tough to crack like a Rubix cube, I stay winning beforehand
Ay, I got Cell off of his feet, they ringin' bells on this beat
It's a Tri-Beam with this three, we’re blowin' up with some heat
They don't even know that I used to be bowed to
Bringing chaos in my name just like the homie Ciaossu
Ay, I've been training my whole life for this
Goku wouldn't need to thank me when it's my forces
I'mma be the new Saitama when I die for this
So let this Chernobyl accident come acquire this, bitch
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

CHIAOTZU:
Telepathic telekinetic, teleportin' magic
Chaiotzu, Tao, and Lieutenent Blue and Ten for the tactics
Sick 'em with イノシカチョウ a monsterous savage
Tele tele tell the masses televise and telegraph it
サヨナラ 展ーさん やぶれかぶれだ
僕はカミカゼ（です） 'Cause my rhymes are the bomb
I'm a Jiang Shi, top ten in the team without God Ki
Almost got slaughtered by master Shen but that didn't stop me
But Jiaotzi- I mean Chiaotzu aren't you weaker than Nappa
That depends who you ask but lemme me solve it with math 'Cause
I essentially blasted Guldo offa the map
Who was a stronger opponent than Nappa was in the past
That makes me stronger than Kami and Krillin probably, too
'Cause he fought Guldo on Namek and didn't know what to do
I'm just as strong as Gohan being young is NOT an excuse
And I survived until Buu so that's the logical proof
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

THE BIG 3 (feat. Eric the Audible and Xenotype)

Charles:
Let me demonstrate how real doctors do their occupation
For one, i'm dressed like a bird, not leaving them in patients
Because when I spit a verse to this unlawful medic 
I cause more blisters and burns than the goddamn plague did!
serving nobles and queens, healing a deadly disease 
How can this Natzi not see, not to mess with me 
I’m going strong after centuries 
Your games filled with more bots than Mann Vs Machine
That spaghetti coding can’t be healed with bloodletting 
I’m surprised they hired a doc with no training in healing 
and then they still wonder why he’s the first dead in the team 
If you want to be cured, then I’d advise to bathe in urine, 
But it seems like Gabe already flushed your game down the WC 

Medic:
You can’t be talking about medical experience 
I bring the dead back, you rub onions on them. 
Bathing your patients in piss? I’m sure that helped a lot
And I’m not talking vaccines when I’m firing shots (ya!)
I made a gun that turns men to gods
All you have achieved is a halloween for goths    
How am I supposed to take that goofy mask seriously
Lookin like you’d teach the ABC’s on fricken Sesame street!
I’ll dunk on, this Dummkopf, and the crappy Daffy costume he’s in 
This doctor spits sicker, so let’s go practice medicine 
Once again the French will lose to Germany 
 Because I’m the medic to your house of Medici 
I never got thought that I’d meet a man that 
Sports even goofier headwear than my rad hats, it’s just facts 
You’re pushing kings and queens deeper into their graves 
Let’s just say… Archimedes has seen better days…. 

Charles:
I risk my life for my patients, you risk your patients for lives 
“Do no harm” I won’t show this merc mercy this time 
I’m an expert of my craft, I dedicated all of my life  
Just to fight, a piece of shite that can’t even write right 
I’m a genius, in 2fort’s where your intel was left
I follow the words hippocrates not hypocrites! 
I’m reppin’ death, there’s no satan that can save you 
Like his personalities, I’ll split this tyrant into twos 

Medic:
Time for your examination, please take a seat here, 
Trying to listen for heartbeat, but there’s none there!
That beak can’t speak sick words 
Even pumped up with those herbs 
I’m killing’ two bird cyphers, 
with just one more verse
And then Charles went: I know what I’ll do to heal my patient!
Cover him in diseased insects, I’m sure that really did the trick 
You rhyme more sick than the plague? I spit poison like bread 
You’ll soon find I lost my medical license…

Credits—————————————————-
Grasman as Charles de lorme 
RaccoonBroVA as Medic VA 
Grasman BA Medic 
Written by Grasman
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat Prod. By Dansonn
Directed by Grasman 
Edited by Grasman 
Backgrounds by Grasman, Daniel Vicente and Valve

Charles DeLorme (Plague Doctor) Vs. The Medic- RAP BATTLES!

A demo me and Shimario made in a rap battle tournament together when we were pitted against one another. People thought it was really good and wanted us to publicly release it so here it is! This was written under the course of 72 hours I believe? Something around that.

Cover art by Ethan
Devil written by me
Dracula written by Shimario
Mixed by me
Prod. by Dansonn

DEVIL Verse 1:
The Lord of the Flies, the Stoker of fires who borned the first lie shall now start
Towards this former young mind at my Scholomance, tried to immortalize life through my arts
He arose once he died, title stolen from mine, and enjoyed his new time in the dark
Til your dome was sent flying - you don’t want to die? Take these pointers of mine to heart
You’ll go down like it’s Georgia, I’m quite good at musically sparring - as golden with mics as when using guitar strums
Blood gourmets to dine on if you win, if not then I’ll roast you and spice the steaks too with some garlic
So take twelve lines and amuse me through our bet, best follow in Dante’s path - delve deep
Or face demise once you lose and can’t stop but once more feel the dark wrath of Hell sing


DRACULA Verse 1:
*yawns* I don’t like to leave my home often
But when I do, it’s more than just me who sleeps in a coffin
I sink my teeth into them, pierce through them until they’re left to rot
Sure you wrote the book on that, too bad no one’s read it all
Your “hellscape” makes a real monster such as myself snore
Trust me Luci, I’ve gotten used to torches and pitchforks
and you dare bring up what gets me weak?
Don’t act as if you’re any better, please!
How can you mention Garlic when you’re getting beat 
by just seeing the letter T
I’ve evolved beyond a mere god or demon, bitch 
How could this freak even win? What, do I just believe in him?
So when night hits and the moon comes around, and I shift and then swoop into town
You’re about to start pissing yourself cuz you’re used to losing to dudes who loom in the clouds


DEVIL Verse 2:
To have this wager won, go below surface level
And pack a greater punch, dealing blows with the devil
Though you’re damned and bankrupt, got no soul left to peddle
But I’m bound to claim you once you take home a silver medal
Been around for ages, I saw how you once thrived yet 
This batty shapeshifter still fell worse than I did
Which I’ll now detail for you since that’s where I’m oft-hidden
Have you faced with the reflection you thought missing
This alchemist statesman used the darkest crafts
Became a vampire draining blood, spent novel acts
Manufacturing ladies’ lust with charms and hacks
Cursing Transylvania ‘til his author passed
Entered the vast domain of the public who left this stalker’s ass
In shadows craving the days he wasn’t just stock for cash
Can’t capture greatness once more, I’d suggest you Harken fast
Poor Dracula’s aged about as well as the walls he has
Bram’s in pain, yes, hear him scream at the path you’re on
Trapped in Cages, been reduced to a laughingstock
Sandler’s playing ya, a hand now shakes you up
How sad your fate has come back to grains of dust
Count, your days are up, you’ll yearn for a sunburn
As you count your days all up to meet with the others
In pitch black damnation ‘cause you’ll eternally suffer
That’s what Satan does when dealing with suckers


DRACULA Verse 2:
You slaughter relentlessly but the spawn of evil’s got a truth too sad to share
You probably envy me, smooth with my craft, I’m taking these hoes back to Dracul’s lair
Yes you stay in eternal flame, but you’re still so lonely and so cold down there
I get why you drag bitches into your pit, cause otherwise women DON’T GO IN THEEERE
So just back off
You’d know a thing or two about changing your form, man you have tons
Gremlins, Goblins, and Goats. It never stops, I’ll dethrone
the king of evil cuz Drac is a Rap God
You’ve met your end, but this time it’s not your choice your make
Welcome to Purgatory now, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’m just playing Satan, you know I love you

The Devil vs Count Dracula DEMO - Contest Of Champions

why tf has THIS been the alternate mix? idk...



thumbnail by box_soldier22 (Me :])

mixed by box_soldier22 (Me :])

og battle by ace 

Salad Fingers Vs Norman Bates. Ace Rap Battles. [ALTERNATE MIX By Me]

“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

Danii as Mordecai
RaccoonBroVA as Rigby
BTLtheWarlord as Benson

MetaMachine as Beavis
RNG as Butthead

Written by Grey Julius, Danii and JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Art by Serinaandart and BMB
Thumbnail by Jordy
Prod by Kustom

Mordecai and Rigby:
Dude, i don’t wanna stay here raking leaves
Eh, Benson won’t mind if we take our leave
And show these pairs of squares, they’re gonna get what theirs 
So take a seat, but we didn’t wanna set up chairs! (woooah)
When we aspire for music we’re gonna make tons
But you’re only fire when you inspire real ones
Did nothing but sex jokes for several seasons
While we got a proper ending, HA in yo face sons!
No way the Oscars once had these two dummies
You couldn’t win awards if you faced me in punchies
Like, yeah, but we don’t even need to go that far with ya
You losers were just the opening act for Daria

Beavis and Butthead:

Buildup:
(laughing)

Uhhhh, Hey Beavis, aren’t we supposed to do something?

Oh yeah, we gotta do what those guys did, let me try

Screw you guys your rhymes are dookie
Your rhymes were even worse than regular show the movie
That sucked, gimme the mic you asswipe
And i’ll show you what lines you should write

Actual Verse:
So like uhhhhhhh, look at this roadkill
Yeah uhhhhhhh, he's got like no chill
Always jealous like, cause his bros skilled
We spit like when you want a hat, hehehe so ill
Your nobody's favorite, just being honest to start
All of your fans prefer your cast like a walk in the park
Worst music we’ve reacted to, you’re jumping the shark
Get back to work cause you’ve shown you’re no bite but just bark
You're not the first animals that we put up to bat
Go back to trippin’ balls and it won’t come to that
We’re scoring, you’re boring, you’ll never pose as us
Now you do the bare minimum, close enough



Mordecai and Rigby:
What a load, a verse is something you can barley do
I mean, the stuff they said was kinda tru- OW
I’ll put the hurt on you, homboneing certifies
You two literally couldn't hurt a fly

Beavis and Butthead:
Uhhh, that sucked you can’t handle a diss
Surprised you got through this without asking for Skips!
You ride a golf cart, but you don’t even putt
Cause It's anything but…….hehehehehe butt



Mordecai and Rigby:
STOP TALKING! Like baby ducks, just step off
I’M ROCKING, redemptions you can’t top
You two uglier than our toys that we stopped
We ain’t cooking up dead rats on our job
We really getting talked down by these two chumps, please
Go be like your dads, a couple sloppy junkies
Can you chew-out? With them gums on your face!
You’re not even the first ones who did outer space!
Your shtick is detent, like your crazy principle 
Go cry about this loss to your favorite criminal
Let eachother die? Regularly Shows your cowardice
It's safe to say here that you’re both Powerless


Skit:
(Rigby, where’s the power?
I thought you had it
What?! Are you kidding dude
Hey Beavis, look what i found
Oh cool, let me see (starts going crazy after getting the power)
Well that can’t be good…)



Cornholio and Butthead:

I’ll make you regret everything that you’ve said
Call you my shirt cause, you’re in over your head!

I am Cornholio, I own all my foes
Not caring about your pal is something that you would know
Screwed your friend from college cause you’re a huge jerk
Most badass thing you’ve done was say piss on your network
We’re the only ones who can rock and roll
So stay parked in your house of the park you can’t control
I hate this Simp and Wimp cause all their verses are full
Of crap, I need TP for my Bunghole

(Cornholio uses The Power to create a bunch of TP and it completely wrecks the park)

Ending Skit:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY! I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO THOSE TWO ARE BUT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THIS TOILET PAPER OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Sooo…you guys wanna play video games
Uhhhh…….okay
Yeah-yuh!
These guys are pretty cool.
Yeah (laughter from B&B as the outro plays)

Regular Show vs Beavis and Butthead - Rewind Rap Rumble

Rosenthal As Scarecrow
Grasman As Rattata 
Written by ItsNugget and BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Raisu battle
Thumbnail and Art by Grasman

(0:28)Scarecrow:
I've Wire Tapped this dire rat, and I'm done being cordial. 
To Pikachu, the second best is unshockingly normal
Evolving early game. Interesting. You stay weak and lame. 
Every new gen you are changed yet you’re all still the same.

By the skin of his teeth, this naughty con gnaws constantly, 
And they'll grow larger than even your fanbase ought to be!
Left alone like Bruce Wayne. Who gives a rat's tail for your existence. 
For my tactics I use my brain. Do you require assistance?


(0:52)Rattata:
From the only doctor that’s locked in the psych ward?
When Whole Wheat and crows’ feet are the only things you have eyes for!
And the croc gnawed, left you a murk’ed crow!
Now crane’s alone in the shade of a shadow cause he can’t throw!

Right off the Bat (Yo), the hits always came from Left Field 
Forever forgotten and scarred. They’re Left unhealed.
The worst option in all of Gotham’s con-coctions,
This Weedle-Handed freak needs a dose of my F.E.A.R toxins,

You got your fear cause your dad used you for Science shit! 
Because you watched your mom die in a fire, bitch! 
I got my F.E.A.R cause I put on some fire drip!
Then, “RAT-AT-AT-AT” in every one of my viral clips! 


I’ll beat you in a flash, cause I’m quick with my attacks 
Your chances of winning so thin you couldn’t find it in a haystack 
Break ya legs, you’ll need a Kane Dr crane
Cause you claim to have a brain but don’t use it for anything!

(1:41) Scarecrow:
F.E.A.R.s a cheese strategy, you really are a rat it seems,
The fast track to fast tackling, battling you, it’s maddening,
Banned in the meta, cause this hopeless rodent is broken
Hoping the Focus sash goes unnoticed, I diagnose Psychosis,

It’s too late to run away, no escape, so be afraid!
It’s not absurd, people prefer the bird over its prey! 
They’d rather be with Caterpie, Impractical in practice, he
Went from flat to unflattering, to the rat’s cl-ass on anatomy!

(2:09) Fake trainer/scarecrow:
Oh, Come on, Rattata. You’re too easy to shatter.
When you’re at your weakest is the only time you matter.
So quit the chatter. This time Ratatouille isn’t cooking.
They had to change your design, yet people still aren’t looking

(2:18) Rattata
Let’s talk about scarecrows villain career
You haven’t been the main focus of anything in years
If you got a problem with fear, go to a therapist 
You would have lost here with your legacy. If you had one to begin with. 

Happy birthday Me!

Scarecrow vs Rattata -NRB- (Ft. Rosenthal and Grasman)

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

R the Writer