“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

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Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

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