The tide has turned in the ongoing battle of the sexes, and women now rule the Earth. A New Girl Order, led by President Katherine Elizabeth, seeks to wipe out every last pocket of the patriarchy. This battle has led to war with the misogynistic country of Truejerkistan, ruled by the chauvinistic Prince Ali Ababwa, and a midnight deadline looms as the Doomsday Clock ticks forward.  Despite her power, President Katherine faces the same offences as her feminist foremothers: her parents—and the American people—demand she have babies and settle down, and a midnight deadline looms as her Biological Clock ticks forward. Worse yet, the Vice President, Annabelle Claire uses her feminine wiles to seduce Prince Ali to assassinate the President. The plan: Prince Ali will woo President Elizabeth by offering her millions of babies, luring her to the Rose Garden, where VP Claire will assassinate her. When the plot fails, President Elizabeth becomes enraged and nukes Truejerkistan, sending the gender wars into a literal World War III.
With the war in full swing, President Elizabeth tightens her grip on the world: men have become enslaved; the Committee on Un-Feminist Activities names names; and President Elizabeth goes nuke happy. With American victory in sight, Truejerkistan sends the ultimate counter-strike: a boat full of terrorist babies with dirty bombs in their diapers. Crippled by her ticking biological clock, President Elizabeth hesitates, and babies bomb the Eastern seaboard. President Elizabeth only survives the attack after her brain is transplanted into...a man’s body. Now with the hormones of a man, the President reconsiders her feminist laws, and decides to settle down with her Chief of Staff, Jeff Doomoore, who has always loved her. Jeff, who now carries the President’s transplanted womb, becomes pregnant with President Elizabeth’s babies. Jeff resigns his powerful post to be a stay-at-home mom, and the two live happily ever after, but not until after they assuage the objections of liberal and conservative protesters in the audience.

Hello everyone! I'm just another songwriter out there who loves music and sharing my love of music around. I'll be posting my originals up, but if you look below, my friend and I also cover songs that we like, so that's exciting! I also don't have access to any professional recording instruments, so I apologise for that xx

hi if u like coryxkenshine can u sand an amazing massige about him and y if u do not know him he is a youtuber if you never heard of a youtuber or youtube type it on google cheers :) :) :) :) :) :) :) if you play roblox be friend me my player is called oteo21. oh if you r looking for me by typing king of scarygames and coryxkenshin fan my friend tom told me to change it into inhumangou7 cause he said that I will get more followers with that name so I apologise for what I did sorry thanks to those people for following me the resson I did not follow you is because the picture of someone was rude I don't blame you it is that it was disgusting my parents raised me not to look at rude stuff ok


this is for Cory   hi Cory I am opeta teo I am your huge fan and I watch your videos I was wondering if you could be friend me on roblox oteo21 that is my player I want u to play more scary games any scary games u play I never get scared oh can you plz tell me what games you r playing and tell me when r you going to put it on youtube

I am Alex Warner a wood burner and fireplaces installer by profession, living in Norwich and working with woodburning stoves company located in Norfolk. We are offering the wide range of wood burners and fireplaces fitting services in Norfolk and also provide chimney sweeping in Norwich, Norfolk and many cities in the UK.Many people cherish utilizing a country woodburning stoves from Norfolk for their warming heat and warming charm. They enjoy chopping the wood on an energetic morning, conveying it inside with their pooch trailing not far behind, getting a roaring flame running and sitting back with their relatives and friends and enjoying the shine and the glow that encompasses them. In any case, these kinds of stoves are dubious to utilize, and you should know a great deal about them before you really get one. The initial step is to comprehend the general development of these woodburning stoves available in Norfolk. 

Essentially, a wood burning stove present in Norfolk will remain amidst a room on four legs. It ordinarily has a square moulded centre where the fire burns, and a pipe standing straight up at the best. This pipe is known as the stack. Numerous more current country woodburning stoves have a chimney in Norfolk that is made out of metal for a unique insulation. You can keep developing this fireplace to the point that it is as tall as you require it to be. The warmth would then be able to shoot through this chimney to warm different parts of your home. You could likewise get brickwork chimneys, in spite of the fact that these kinds are regularly less insulated, and now and then they are too enormous for the requirements of a little room. 

The base of the stove is frequently included a section of cement, and ordinarily, there is some sort of covering over this piece: the covering can be made of tiles, or marble, or potentially even slate. The sides of the wood burning stove are known as the walls in Norfolk, and they regularly have shields on them, which are extraordinary layers that are not ignitable to additionally shield your home from the fire inside the stove. Ordinarily, the shield on the wood stove's back wall is particularly thick to offer much more prominent protection than alternate shields. These woodburning stoves can likewise in Norfolk come outfitted with fans and with thermometers so you can ensure the fire isn't excessively hot. (In many examples, the fans and the thermometers are add-on items that will cost you additional.) 

Ensure that before you begin utilizing your country wood stove you are familiar with the all of the woodburning stove parts in Norfolk. You have to comprehend what everything does, and how each part ought to work is you are to remain safe. On the off chance that anything begins to look exhausted or does not appear to function and it ought to be, get that part supplanted immediately.

Hi....welcome.
I've been described by so many...in so many ways. Interpreted and translated...misunderstood & understood. Forgotten & remembered.....loved & hated. Most of the time in error...sometimes by design.
I've lived like a rebel and a missfit. But also worked hard to make myself fit.... and lost myself along the way. So back to being who i remember...time to dust off the key i used to lock myself in & walk out to the light. 

I decided i wasn't going to make excuses for myself or apologise for what i think or feel, what i write or play. 
I feel like i've lived through 20 lives. My experiences have shown me fantastic highs and unimaginable lows. I've performed in front of thousands of people but also felt un imaginable pain. I've enjoyed great success but known and lived with crushing failure. 

I have experienced need first hand & through my travels and performances in Africa, need beyond any i could imagine.
I have met many types of people.....angry people, sad people, people that live in the sun with no capacity to feel its warmth, people that live in the dust who would gladly share their last crumb.

I have worked with preachers, priests, pastors and everything in between without one, being worthy to speak. I have a contempt for anyone that stands to shackle & imprison wether the words are political or religious. 

My heart has known spiritual joy & peace beyond measure ....its has also been broken so many times ... the pieces don't quite fit anymore.

I believe i have more than paid my dues. I believe i have earned the right to speak my words, & play my music. I believe i have received full training to begin this conversation with you. I believe i am fully qualified to offer you my process to see if it can help you find your way back to who you truly are.

My music, my words are available to you. Some are free some have a nominal cost. Take what you need. Fill up if you can, contact me if you need to.

In everything you do ......be you. Clear your soul of who you were told you were. Explore your actions & reactions, take another look at where you are & how far it is from what you imagined.....go back to the beginning......it's never too late.

Dear listeners, Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to listen in. We really do appreciate it! I'm Norbit Weatherview and I have lived in Scotland all my days. I have been fortunate enough to spend my retirement years pursuing my love of traditional Scottish music along with my excellent friends Janice, Callum and Gordon who play with me and are also retired. This "page" will be a place where we can "upload" our songs that are all performed live in Orrin Falls public bar every open night (Thursdays.) We ran a bit long the first time so got limited to one song but hope to remedy that next time we get to borrow the "DAT Recorder" from my nephew Inness...very hi-tech speak - I apologise! 

We play mostly for a laugh but think I could see myself doing this for a living (if I weren't of a certain age!) as I have always loved music and Scotland and I think my enthusiasm comes over or so I've been told. The first song featured is a brief look at all the fantastic places you can find water.

I hope you enjoy listening and thanks for tuning into this "page" on the world wide internet.

Norbit Weatheview


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