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This cover was brought to you by: 

"The Spamton Value Network"!

High value items for low price deals to make YOU feel like a big shot!

More information available at:

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

Hello, every-!!

My name is Spamton G. Spamton and I have a wide variety of high value items, just for you~

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So tell me: "Does this ever happen to you?"

W-Wasting every single day yearning something new?

Are you tired of bending over to "The Man"?

Spending every single night in a [[GARBAGE CAN]]!?!?!?

Well, if you're tired of the bigger corporations, you may be entitled to financial compensation!

With this one weird trick and in just one click, you too can become part of the conversation!

Get your phones, call now! Learn where, when, and how!

And then, by tonight, your name's in the lights! 

Make your plans today! Fortune comes your way!

Make the doubters pay!

Trust me when I say:

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

Now's your-[[SHOT]]! 

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!

Be a [[BIG]]-! Be a [[BIG]]-!

HEHEHEHAHAHA!!!

Act fast! Act Smart! Get cash! Spit bars! 

Buy shiny cars! Become a shining star!

Lose ALL that's real! Lose yourself to the deals...

[[GET A FEEL BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THE AUTOMOBILE!!!!]]

Let the days go by! Watch the numbers fly!

Cash so high you'll drown; flowing underground!

Tame that rising buzz, same as it ever was! 

Deals so good, it's like a crime! 

Once in a lifetime~

Now I know what you're thinking...

[[WHO ARE YOU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE-]]

And lucky for you, if you call the number on the screen RIGHT NOW, you can get access to all my secrets that those royal pains don't want you to know!

In my new book, where I show my two-step plan to success:

[[STEP ONE]]: Seclude yourself to highest degree! 

There's no "i" in "team," but there's an "m" and an "e"!

Cooperation's just an optional fee. 

[[IF YOU FIND THIS ALL HELPFUL, THEN LIKE IF YOU AGREE!]]

[[STEP TWO]]: Swallow morals, and do it NOW.

Get a slogan that makes you say: "Really? WOW!!"

Monetize your core, sell yourself like a whore, find yourself selling seashells on the sea shore!

"The Man" is dragged to hell, you are just to sell!

You are only fine, if people can BUY!

You live for applause, people see your flaws! 

You'll finally make the cut, when you're nothing but:

Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters...

Walky-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans, dehumidifiers...

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint remover, wind louvers, masking tape, and plastic gutters...

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, AND SPOONS AND LADLES!!!

WON'T PICK UP YOUR CALLS? WATCH THE NUMBERS FALL!

CASH SO LOW; YOU'LL CRY! TREND'S DEAD, NOW YOU DIE! 

CHASING A LONG-GONE BUZZ, SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

"FAD" IS JUST ONE LETTER AWAY FROM the inevitable fade...

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And unfortunately, we are now out of time. Thank you all for tuning in and if you want more sweet deals, make a stop by my wonderful shop! 

You know the place.

... 

Just by the dumpster... 

Spamton Value Network (With Lyrics!)

It's your boi Jeremy. Average Sayori DDLC simp and [[BIG SHOT]] Spamton enthusiast. I need an icepack, my head hurts. [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 

Spamton Value Network (With Lyrics!)

Jeremy Rickard