Rap Cypher - Collection 2 (2020-2022)

Battles I have been apart of

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

oh yeah woo yeah new audio time

Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

Danger:
Starting off, you're in Danger, don't you know?
They call me Dolphin cause I'm aquatic with these flows
I've got 101 ways to bring you down
And I'll be the one to please the crowd
Y'know, my verses would be a lot better than this
But it's hard to battle someone when they don't give you stuff you can diss
Spitting fire raps, bringing heat on the track
Can't beat my attack, let's see if you can bring it back

Brandon:
Wow! I got picked the most no-body opponent?
I am Josh Allen and you’re more like Josh Rosen!
You got 101 Ways? I got a 1000!
I won’t need boxing gloves to give you a pounding.
Call 911 cuz you’re in Danger Dolphin!
I was born on the 4th of July, so I’ll leave you with flames engulfing!
I’ll speak up! your such a weak chump with your speedruns,
Why don’t you get on your knees. bud and suck on Brandon D’s (Deez) Nuts!

Danger:
Was that supposed be a real verse? With actual rhymes?
Funny, I thought that you didn't make dead-lines
I started in FRB like a month ago
And I still release battles more consistently than this buffalo 
You might be BB, but I've just shot you down
So here's an obligatory line where I call you a clown

Brandon:
You left me with the last words? What a terrible decision!
But you have never been known to spit with percision!
You never truly dissed me, you motherfuckin missed me!
I wrote better than you on the ERB Wiki!
Why don’t you whine about this loss on Twitter, you bitch?!
Call it Sushi Time, cuz I just squished this fish!

BuffaloBrandon vs. Danger Dolphin 101 | FRB Brawl - Round 1

whoa spooky dice!!!

acemusic as Celestia Ludenberg
AdamDRB as King Dice
Beat produced by Jota Rodriguez
Written by Trakked, Dilly and Chandler
Chiseled by BuffaloBrandon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby

Battle:
Dice:
I've heard of your bouts an' it's a pleasure to have ya
It's the Ultimate Gambler 'gainst a king of higher stature
Put the finger down, kid, this ain't a game of charades
Manipulated deadly games, now you're the one getting played
With tik tok teens dressing up as ya for attention
They'll need a content warning when I come and bring ya end kid
You're familiar with death, got Marie Antoinette'd
But I betcha didn't expect another fiery ending!

Celeste:
Greetings, Mr. Dice! Have we not been introduced?
I assume you use your stubborn demeanor as an excuse
To hide your insecurities, yes, I can see through you
You're a puppet being used by the devil; voodoo
I retain my elegance through all matters of situations;
You can't maintain your relevance stuck in the Devil's basement
'Tis a shame your negligence led to your last encasement
I wouldn't even use your sorry ass as entertainment!
Pardon me, but I find you less scary than your attacks
Just another crooked evil mobster that failed to adapt
The curtains fall on your performance and I bid you adieu
With a worse lyrical beating; that's a Knockout for you

Dice:
Didn't you hear my song? You best not mess with me.
You don't deserve a castle, moreso a penitentiary
With that ugly mug, you sure know how to waste a hand
No wonder your fandom thinks you're the gayest in the land!
Used to blunt force trauma, so I'll hit ya with these bars
With a name like Celeste, ya must be used to seeing stars!
Now stuck inside a horrid place, wishin' away for freedom
While Mr. Dice is loaded with the stacks of cash you dream of

Celeste:
I don't trade deals with swine, you belligerent fool!
Think you're all high and mighty, but just used as a tool
It's ironic Hifumi's a better servant than your minions
You're not even worthy to work within my dominion!
Your plot leaves heads rolling and that doesn't entice 
When you’ve got a head yourself made of literal dice!
I'll erase the face of this disgrace with horrid luck, too
So I shall make my exit; final words? Fuck you.

Dice:
See, I'm actually royalty, they think you're a queen?
Another sinner at my doorstep that I'll stomp out with ease
You can't deceive me, believe me, with all your fake lies
This two-face just put a new meaning into snake eyes!

Celestia Ludenberg vs King Dice - Rap Cypher #17

Welcome to the series premiere of Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity! Either the video or audio will be released on YouTube on June 5th, 2022. Here we have two badass vigilantes Robin Hood and Zorro battling it out to see who's the better at defending the weak. Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!

CAST (video means body actors when the video comes out): 
BuffaloBrandon/ @user-4436969 as the announcer (audio) and Zorro (video)
Chao/ @chaoprod as Zorro (audio)
Grasman/ @user-181053137-875144009 as Robin Hood (audio)
LiterallyJustDan/ @annyneock as Robin Hood (video)
I'mJustBrenden/ @imjustbrenden as Himself (audio and video)

LYRICS: Robin Hood:
This poser’s a wanted poster; stepping up to my flows, sir?
I’m the poster child for thievery, giving this ogre closure
Spitting bitter; tongue sharper than my quiver of arrows
I’ve seen better sword-wielders from the likes of Jack Sparrow
Every shot you fire? Aimless. Don Diego is audacious
Stick your rapier in girls without consent, you’re so tasteless
Just a curse on California: a truly weak avenger!
You keep getting forgotten while I’m still on adventures!

Zorro:
Now now, Robin, it makes sense you always scurry
I might be the Fox but Disney turned you to a bigger furry
I’m like Little John of your Merry Men cuz I’ll leave you buried in!
With that small arrow, man, you really think you're Marion?
I’m the conquistador, yo of hot beats and more (oh)!
You will never score bro if you’re messing with the Zorro!
I’m astonished how Britain could love this lame fop!
Cuz I just ruined Robin Hood’s reputation more than GameStop!

Robin Hood:
Like I do to the rich, let me steal the mic back!
I cannot tell what's worse: your raps or your shite mask
You couldn’t woo the magistrate’s niece with your trickery
Left marks on Lolita’s lips but never one on history!
I’m like the forest I’m inhabiting; sprouted my genre’s roots!
You’re even more of a pussy than Puss in Boots!
I’ll leave this “nobleman” under my noble steed!
It’s ironic this big alter ego has no personality!
You disguise yourself to mask the fact that you’re a disgrace!
You’re like the letter in your signature: taking last place!
I’m a legend licking losers like I’m lapping this laddy!
Too bad, you couldn’t drop bars as hard as your daddy!

Zorro: 
I thought an archer like you would have better lines to deliver!
But, uh, have you never learned to keep your arrows in your quiver?
Look! There is no way you’re stoppin the way I’m hip-hoppin!
The truth is, dude, I’m the Batman to your Robin!
I’ll Locksley you up and put you away for good!
You wanna choke on the beat again? Sherwood! 
I am a vigilante like the world has never seen!
While you got outclassed by Katniss Everdeen!
This OG inspired DC and One Piece!
You think you can stump me? I’ll leave this chump beat!
Sorry, Robin my pal in this battle you got slain!
Call me Doncaster cuz you just got played!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO (Brenden: “Shut the fuck up!”) Rap Battles of Eternity… 

PRODUCTION: 
Written by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03) and Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz)
Chiseled by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz), ERBdeArgentina (@batallasderapdeargentina), Trakked (@user-995901394), and I'mJustBrenden(@imjustbrenden)
Beat produced by: Ryan Jobe of ProBangers(@therealryanjobe)
Mixed and Mastered by: Jordy(@jordydydy)
Demo/Flowtest by CallMeCri (@user-776520528)
Cover art by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03)
To be edited by: Jodie Orr/Battlestar Graptica (@battlestar-garaptica)

Special thanks to my homies Tyler, Ryleigh, Ritchie, Cole, Issac, and Garret!!
Happy Mothers Day!! Love you Mom! Happy Late Birthday to I'mJustBrenden!!

Zorro Vs Robin Hood. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

BuffaloBrandon as Rod Serling 
ImJustBrenden as HP Lovecraft

Written by: BuffaloBrandon, ImJustBrenden, Michael Stark, DeanFalkyn, SPM1000 and DGB
Additional Help by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Hollywood Legend
Logo by: SPM1000
Thumbnail by: JotaSeis
Demo by: K.C.
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii 

HP Lovecraft ): 
Ah, another day of penning prose as a solitary writer
But I still got better bite than the Twilight Zone of Stephanie Meyer!
My Lovecraftian disses are beastly, you oughta close your shutters
And run amok before Cthulhu turns you into supper
But maybe he wouldn't devour Serling as he passes away
Cuz I’m pretty sure not even he wants to eat a fricking ashtray 
I rocked the genre with the Eyes of Providence to see my win through
You had the Planet of the Apes, but Michael Bay slayed that franchise in two
I wouldn't Love it if you Crafted more boring obnoxious monologues.
So I'll score some bopping bombs like the legend of Zoth-Ommog.

Rod Serling): 
Yes I was shocked entering the dimension of your mind
And yes I did see horrors of many different kinds
But those were not enough terror to strike a chord with me
Accordingly you were flooring me with your work on minorities!
Stepping to my Twilight Zone? This racist better take a better direction, 
Cuz even Zone Tan has a less creepy tentacle obsession!
At the end of the day you were powerless!
So it won't take much to leave Howard pissed! 
So, why don’t you try taking a showering,
To clean the sourness of your cowardice?

HP Lovecraft): 
Ha! That’s the best flow that you brought?
Or did this Wunderkind knock you down for the count?
I guess you're used to losing battles you fought.
Cuz you're looking pretty Wan-dry in the mouth!
Horror comes to gore the whack rapping of a losing slacker
Disses as hard as the helicopter that killed 3 of your movie actors!

Rod Serling):
You really came back to diss me? You’re kidding me!
Well I guess this L and my victory are as timeless as infinity! 
Your IQ is like when you died, below 50!
I was a chain smoker yet you still couldn't outlive me!
Now picture a pitiful hypocrite who really came to battle me,
Yes, the helicopter was bad but the name you gave your feline?, an outright cat-tastrophe!
You're really calling me obsolete? Let's ask your wife.
For a guy named LOVEcraft you got none in your life!
I inspired social change through radio and TV!
While you remain a virus: H.P.V!
At 20,000 feet we see a man with depraved grace,
Whose fans simp for him just to save face.
But hey another war has been fought, yet intolerance has grown.
This goes in the Night Gallery of the Twilight Zone.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

TURBO RAP BATTLES OF ETERNITY!!

Rod Serling vs H.P. Lovecraft. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

ah shit here we go again
welcome back to rap cypher!
Light as Shang Tsung
Alex the Beast as Mandarin
Beat produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by CJ and Trakked
Mixed by Alex the Beast
Written by: Trakked

Battle:

Shang Tsung:
(Hm.) It has begun. Let us test your so-called might.
The predecessor of a legend yet still lacks the strength to fight.
Enter the Mandarin into my dark heart; and within there you'll find
You dealt with Stan Lee and Disney, now your soul is mine. (Ha!)
And you really think those rings make you special? You're but a glorified pimp
Mother's a prostitute, you're in solitude, so I'd be glad to give a glimpse
Of my power, you'll bask in nonexistence; if you wanna keep up persistence 
Like your namesake, you'll be peeled like an orange, another kombatant I've finished (Agh)
Wouldn't be enough for this sorcerer, yes? Kondemned to the Damned and tortured to death
Trapped in a Soulnado, filled with hate though, your whole life is a Tale of Suspense
 I never thought a better foe would come out of your son, only shows he is superior.
It's settled though, you've met with no allies, so you're just broken and inferior.

Mandarin:
Seems there's Big Trouble in Little China, best not keep this devil waiting
You're seeming Lo, Pan, so go, man, Annihilated like movie ratings
The greatest mind in the world against a slave to his king?
It's no wonder you're used to losing to Liu several times in the ring.
You fell down the charts like on Argus. (agh) A second Armageddon awaits
Being imprisoned by your superior only shows failing is your fate.
Call me the Dragon King, cause I whooped your ass down; better fit as a class clown
Those fatalities only show that your power's in the past now.

Shang Tsung:
My words sting like a cobra bite; your verse had no effect
You built up and destroyed yourself; a human Titanomech.
First started as a stereotype, but whitewashing made you worse.
Left a Stane upon your legacy; glad he finally ended this curse.

Mandarin:
Your only good trait is Identity Theft, but with all that, no Identity left
Your island's defunct as a Krypt, I'll debunk this until you realize this entity's best
Is unstoppable, you're dropping past your prime, though, no new timeline could decide 
The final resting place for the elderly, dismissed as a psycho, I will
Transport you to the Valley of Spirits; life force dwindling as you try
It's no wonder the Elders cursed you, with your never-ending pride
Powers transferred to the Queen, and Shao left you burning, it's
Clear you're worthless; Now you see the true champion of this tournament.

Shang Tsung vs Mandarin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #11

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked