oh yeah woo yeah new audio time

Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z6Iw-S6RvU&t

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between 2 variations of some of the most iconic gaming sidekicks there are. We have Tails Doll, the creepy Tails replica and well known creepypasta, and Weegee, the face of Youtube Poop. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Around this time last year, I released a battle that was apart of the 100 hour challenge. This year we once again did the challenge, except instead of working in teams, we worked in duos. I partnered with GamingPlush64, and we've spent the past few days making this.. thing. Enjoy!

Shimario as Tails Doll
(You're here already silly)

GamingPlush64 as Weegee
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Puppet Work by: GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by: Rabi

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dM6G33bBX0xr6iQ8vfPWPPEE29G4vBN5EkjDSlhNoNI/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! Not sure when I'll post next, but whatever it is I hope you guys have a ball with it.

Weegee vs Tails Doll - Rap Battle!

RNG as Katz
Luke Reardon as The Neighbor
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, Alchemyking, GrenadeGames
Additional help by M&Mattie
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Katz:
Welcome to the Katz Motel. 
Now you know this can’t bode well.
You continue your abusing, and I find it quite amusing
How you went from family man to a sad, broken shell.
I’m Katz. I’m your competitor.
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served.
Sit at your table, and soon you’ll be finding
It’s not you, but it’s rather my spiders that are dining
You’re an oaf. I’m a connoisseur of finer arts
I’m no therapist, but I will pick your mind apart
You’re disappointing the children whenever they find your garbage
I suppose that’s one way to leave a childhood scarred.

Neighbor:
You come into my property…
..and you disrespect me?
Then I’ll disassemble your businesses properly
If you are trying to test me
Between you and the fox, I think I must seeing double
If the Katz out of the bag, then I’mma have to grab the shovel
So why don't you step out, or else this won't be a fair game
Then I’ll throw you down another fucking staircase!
Join the dead kids so you can finally keep a company
Not talking your submarine, but you’ll be six feet underneath
You just had to have a look, and now you’re feeling my wrath
It isn’t just curiosity that’s killing this cat

Katz:
I wish you hadn’t done that.
You dug your own grave, now you’ll face it.
Some family died and it broke you inside
So you locked your son up in the basement.
Sad, isn’t it?
You had little Nicky in your grasp but you couldn’t finish it
Inside your corridors, spying
It seems like you could use some sport before dying.

Neighbor:
Dog’s caretakers are oblivious, my targets aren’t idiots
So when we talk our differences, a disguise simply finishes
My job, a little dog tries to out you while you’re schemin’ shit
You’ll finally be remembered when my poster has your face in it!
You’re getting too old to be playing these same tricks
You cheat ‘cuz you’re inadequate in every game you play in
You best start hunkering down, cuz now I’m flooding the town
It’s another contest you’re taking last place in

Katz:
I’ll do what your creators wished for and dissect you
No prayer or Satan worship will resurrect you 
Your life has played out as a never-ending tragedy
Fret not; I’ll simply bury you with the rest of your family

Neighbor:
I’ll bring my shovel down like it’s a racquet through your head
You ain’t escaping Raven Brook, you’re already coated in red
The puss went for the bird; here’s an end he didn’t expect,
It’s only fitting a motel owner was ended by a Guest


Katz vs The Neighbor - Rap Cypher #39

TheToppo as Spirit
Corncob as John 

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Nooby 
Thumbnail by ClarencetheDuck

Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Special Thanks to: SPM, Buckethead, RaisuBattle

John (Minecraft) vs. Spirit (Roblox) • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

Dee as The Dealer
Rosenthal as Leshy

Written, produced and mixed by Casey

Dealer:
I suggest you come and take a seat until our game's over
Burn a couple charges, turn a shrub into a chain-smoker
Gambling with death? I can tell you're insane
I put the hell into shells, then put the shells in your brain
You're on the edge of heaven, so play consciously. 
I could off a harmless tree with eyes looking like targets to be shot between, since
I don't very often see a pompous freak
More godless than the complex that I run after I slaughtered Jesus
No need to sign, I'll pass this off as generous
You're talking with playing cards, they've got you throwing petty fits
And yet still you lack a shred of wit
Guess I'm used to playing verse those with no reason left to live

Leshy:
Hm. Please, keep the alcohol, thanks.
No need to rack your shotgun if I know it's all blanks.
Commendable courage, but can you throw me a bone, please?
I can't tell if I'm playing P03 or an emoji.
I've been making rounds with the game I've designed
You've simply been bound by the papers you've signed
You're a sacrificial squirrel with a gun
Only there to be shot, until the player is done
And you give them a briefcase, they take it and run
But you can't double or nothing, if nothing was won
So don't tell me I have no cause to go on.
You played Buckshot Roulette, and you lost the-

Dealer:
The sands of time took your following and sawed it off
I'm holding the barrel that you're crawling at the bottom of
And the club that I live in is bleak, I admit it
But I'd rather be stuck with a rust bucket than this prick
Your game was held together by flimsy locks and it broke
Looking like the Hash-Slinging Slasher but made out of oak
And now for me to seal the deal for you I didn't need a waiver
Cause the writing's on the wall now and the scales aren't in your favor

The Prospector (Leshy):
Yer' scoldin' 'bout looks, but there's no foolin' me
Feller, I can smell it from here! Thar's gold in them teeth!
The Trapper (Leshy):
You're buried in debt, and you're dredging through sin.
I don't need my knives just to get through your skin.
The Angler (Leshy):
I not amused. No gun. No fishing.
You? Must battle. With gambling addiction.
Leshy:
The deck's stacked against you, I'm afraid, so back down.
You can keep the smoke, but you're fresh out of rounds.

Dealer:
Carder stole your film then became found footage
I'll finish what he started and you'll follow in his footsteps
Let's make like Gamefuna and bury your past
'Cause you've got nothing but dirt, and I've put you on blast

Leshy:
When I'm done you'll be the second robotic nuisance
That I've tore off a new one. Though, you played your hand well
But I'm afraid that our dance is up. I bid you farewell
Come, smile for the camera, and I'll see you in hell…



The Dealer vs Leshy - Indie Game Rap Battles #4 [AUDIO]

Don’t gotta hold in your laughter when these felted funnymen take the stage!

Both voices, writing and mix by Leo Barqui

Beat by Raias Beats

Randy art by Hazelmoth

Ted art and thumbnail composition by Tompuffs

Special thanks to ClarencetheDuck, Hypotoria, Hazelmoth, Zagranis and Alchemyking

Edit (when it releases) by GreenOwl


Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1si4nZeMpD15jOmZUrFMkt_sE3y1bfpR33vuMdqN3vME/edit

Randy Feltface vs Ted

Written by King Ducky
Mixed By Jort
Art by Grasman & Tompuffs
Chiselled by Raisu
Cover by SPM
Writing help by Futurefilmmaker, Forgottenson & Supergamerbro
Prod. Epistra & Glitchdude

Spinel (Langlelee):
Well Well Well…
High time I slice a runner up when like a gate I shut her up 
Leave a bummer crunched till theres nothing but Charlotte's guts
Ya just a Bendy clone that can bend who decides to side with violence 
Only stuck with kids on the web by swiping my schtick! 

Wooh!…It’s quite the stretch to think violence can
Solve your fights as when you tried and ran at a guy when manic 
You died in a panic and winded up diced because you got tied in the end
Got caught right in a grind machine like a Fly In A Web! 

The fight got in-tense, her upper half snapped like a rubber band!
Much like her stubborn head when the only ones that loved her left
This mother lives below their land and still can't understaaaaand!
That kids can have Other Friends…

Only finds a match in a mindless transcript or the fine dust gathers of grime attached to
This spider's massive vibrant plastic albeit doll she is tightly yanked up by a hand! And
I can't stand tantrums bout being abandoned. I sat in a garden for years unattended! 
The Garten your fans have all cheered for is Banban, Windows you stick to aren't smeared up like that rep!

Mommy Long Legs (TheLoneSporano):
Your laughable tramp design's as scratched as a stone you're shackled to 
I rap as well as the vines lapped scant around your ankles do! 
A broken rubber hose, no one wants blobs of pouts you've slobbered out
The teardrops you've bawled out would toss me down the water spout!

Bonzo Bunny(GreenOwl)
Tried to right the wrongs when your fight had stopped (augh!)

Mommy Long Legs
Still, you’re reliant on Diamond palms
And now…

Mini Wuggies(GnomeYT, Elizikin, Fulmon)
Diamonds have good laughs at the pain you had felt
Why that track would have had them drifting away too, Spindel…

Pug-A-Pillar (Danii):
I’m troublesome but tons of fun, you do what master asks while
Like trusted pugs, you sat dormant- a doormat you’re stamped down!
Who feuded to become used anew to be lost once the movie dropped?

Mommy Long Legs:
Why bubble gum! You blew up then were spat out!

Spinel:
Would ya really like knowing the blunt truth?
No youth in their right mind would touch you!
Life was an on loop broadcast of this abuse
Even one, two of your death scenes were unused!

My injector launched on Roses homeland,  
Dropping with less flaws than project playtime 
God its toxins can’t cross with 
When heads called the shots in Paynes life!
The same kids ya trained, played with, loved
Stay caged because you, obeyed Greybers law
Then wail blaming them?! Paynes taking the Game Stations top Played Plaything!

But… you’re no deadbeat mom
I don’t want to grind your gears but that’s an mcs job
Although we both had our backstories render past hurts
At least I got my happily ever after

TV:
Mommy Long Legs!/ BrAnd NEw /with/ tunes n' beats
Unlike/ BOnZo!/ And!/ Spinel…/who?/ are TwO!/Clingy!
(*ooooh)/ YOU!/ were in/ quite the/ sticky situation 
Even those/ sHOeS/ we're in a!/ sticky situation 
Don’t whine/ over Stevens/ speech of peace
InSTEAD…/ repeat this scene on the tv!
Say did she lie/ Did SHe?

Mommy Long Legs:
Playing HIDE… AND… SEEK?

TEN!
I'll thrash you through dust, the best you could do is mood-swinging!
NINE!
I'll drag you through the mud so let's view the slew which you bring in

EIGHT!
Quite an uptight gal, want to talk unused when you might have been cut right out?
SEVEN!
Then subside down on a dime when it got cried out almost like the gems upside down

SIX!
Thousand years clinging onto a dead memory singing songs: an obsessed melody!
FIVE! 
Pity Pot had the best weaponry which she lost!

FOUR
Ment for staging mentors plaything yet your temper stained it 
THREE
 You’re never making ever-fated entertainment!

TWO! Pedals withers, love is forced, oh how you lose
She has come up short, no wonder Rose outgrew you…

Spinel vs. Mommy Long Legs - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Langlelee & TheLoneSporano]

Trakked as Laughing Jack
Fightmarker as Jevil
Beat produced by EYLONE
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie and Atom
Additional help by: Atom
Mixed by Jordy
Art by M&Mattie and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Laughing Jack: (0:12)
I’m out of the box, and now it’s your problem
I’m ‘boutta rip off that hat and show your town that you’re balding
I'm more than imaginary, pal, I’m bound to leave you haunted
Pinstripes’ll pin knives and lock this clown up like Seam did (AHAHHAHA)
It looks like Tiny musta’ crawled in from the circus
The king threw you out, now this jester is worthless
Slice-and-dice through you and your kingdom ‘til you’re all ripped up
I got the shreds droppin’ like it’s 52 pick-up!
You’re playing a very dangerous game
Can’t escape from the basement; you’re insane in the brain
If you got nothin’ nice to say, then stay hushed
Or else I’ll play rough, you’ll get your brain crushed

Jevil:
SO LONELY, LONELY I WAS ‘TIL YOU FOUND ME
WON’T YOU STEP OUT OF THE CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEE?
FREEDOM IS NOT IN YOUR GRASP,
BUT ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF AN ESCAPE FROM YOUR BOUNDARIES (UEE HEE HEE HEE!)
APPEARED AS A GUARDIAN, BUT QUICKLY YOU WERE SET ASIDE
SAT AND WATCHED YOUR OWNER AS HE COMMITTED HIS HELLISH CRIMES
YOU TORTURE CHILDREN ‘CAUSE YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ANGEL MEETS MY DEVILSKNIFE

Laughing Jack:
Ooohh… You think you’re funny..
They hated your chaos but you couldn’t stop
Your one pal betrayed you, he made you the dummy
Cracked under the pressure and just like a weasel, you POPPED! (AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Try all your tricks inside of your prison
You’ll just metamorphosize into my victim
I’d save you the candy, but it must’ve found you
I guess the world DOES revolve around you!

Jevil:
THIS BODY CANNOT BE DESTROYED OR DISCARDED
YOUR FRIENDS THREW YOU OUT AT THE FIRST CHANCE THEY’VE GOTTEN
ABANDONED, ABANDONED! THIS MAN WAS FORGOTTEN
YOU WERE A PRESENT THAT NOBODY WANTED!
CHASED AFTER LOVE ‘ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH
PLAYED THE CAROUSEL GAME TO FIND ONE WHO WOULD TAKE YOU (PIP PIP!)
‘TWAS ALL IN GOOD FUN, ‘TIL YOUR FEELINGS WERE CRUSHED
YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM NOT HATE YOU
CHOPPED ALL THE BOISENGIRLS IN FITS OF RAGE
THE CHAOS, CHAOS COURSES THROUGH ALL OF YOUR VEINS!
THE SNUFFBOMB BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE!
FUN AS IT WAS, FRIEND, YOU’VE LOST THE GAME



Laughing Jack vs Jevil - Rap Cypher #56

“Circuit Samurai”

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked