Rap Cypher - Collection 2 (2020-2022)

Run coward!

Projects in which I voice in that aren’t my own.

oh hey it’s me

Stuff I`m In

CAST:
Dwight Schrute - Eric The Audible
Jimmy Neutron - @snakebite126
Mixed By: Jacob G.
Prod. by KingEF

LYRICS

Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute, I’ll interrupt before you’ve done your spittin’
Serving you so good this scuffle will be dun...der mifflin
If you are not satisfied, I’ll continue attacking ya 
With bears, beats, and battle bars to rap at ya

Making it Rainn, that paper ream
Peep it on Peacock, they pay per stream
Your Planet Sheen cemented you as a fad 
A sitting wooden duck who couldn’t spend time with his dad

What an abomination. Your eyes and eyebrow placement
That’s the objective face of god awful animation
I’ve beaten machines, I’ll crush any electronic toy
So follow the procedure and runaway, rocketboy

Jimmy:
You’ve hit a new low - Leaping Leptons!
But like I’m in the warehouse peeping you’ll get caught
Even in your show you’re the butt of every Jim joke
So stroll me through the logic behind battling ‘gainst Jimbo


The win you own is sharing homes with Angela
Were manager, then the script scranton strangled ya
I find it funny you’re the one mocking my rockets
Cause no crash could be more awful than your office when Mike dropped it

So you’re amish but psychotic? At this point no one knows
This suck up turned sociopath to work plots for his show
But you weren’t working alone, that's why I shall propose
Maybe your farming roots put the Mose before hoes

Dwight:
False! But nice try using your five head’s entire mind
My rhyming's styled after Ryan - fire guy
Like Carl with your mom I can sense your thirst
Your third grade crush is bound to leave your bubble burst

Jimmy:
Your decline was worse, try to bare in mind this lesson
Keeping your work can’t stop a hairline recession
And after that show ended you dropped off like half your cast
Left you out to the dogs, so Goddard we gotta blast!

Central Rap Battles: Jimmy Neutron vs. Dwight Schrute

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

oh yeah woo yeah new audio time

Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Now Rapping: Kamren the Reactor

Um...h-hi. I, um... I found this file and that text above in Declan's computer, and I, I thought you all would maybe...like to listen to it...?

Preview

Thumbnail by Vlad
Written by: Kamren and Vlad
Beat by The Unbeatables

Kamren:
“Welcome to My Life Vlad, why not take a seat here”
Sorry...Did I steal your line from when you were called a squeaker?
Like this beat`s creator, it's clear I`m Unbeatable in rap
And like your girlfriend, Kamren will leave you dumped in the trash
Your Battles are like my counterpart, Sinisterly Evil
I'd call you out for sticking to GrapeMan, but even that`ll be predictable
I hate to do this to ya, but you have to face the truth Vlad
It's Bad-mir when you were pummeled down by Zack!

Vlad:
Funny that you bring up squeakers, ‘cause you’re going through this strife
I don't need to spit to win or to be Welcomed in your life
Your love for cupcakes are gone when I eat them for my lunch
The only thing that you could spit is your blood when I pack a punch
Kamren The Reactor? Time to react to your loss
‘Cause my verse was so sweet, you’ll need to use some Dental Floss
There’s a lesson upon us, don’t ever rip me off mista
Or i’ll put you in a bowl and straight up burn your “Creepy”-Pasta

Kamren:
I`d be lying if I said “Hey! That Verse Was Pretty Good!”
You`re like What Like What People Look Like When They`re Retarded, understood?
I`m usually a KineMaster, but you've pushed me to the edge
You annoy me more than when people call me a Egg
Let me do us both a favor and leave you homeless for a change
And Like a real StickManKing, I`ll Blaze you with BlueFlames
It's Over, Isn't It? So let`s finish this My Way!
As I serve you to Pinkamena, Vlad will be turned into Cupcakes

Vlad:
If you bring up MLP, just don't rap, okay?
‘Cause when your channel’s down the drain IT’ll make my day
that verse be looking like something that i would have drawn
So go back to your bad flow, that time, when you Battled Aaron
Egghead's too round to step to me so he had to roll instead
Now just quit your Rap career because it's time you go to bed
With disses wooden like a stake, It time that Vlad the Impaled ya
Because both your verses lyrics is where you’ll tragically fall

Kamren Vs Vlad - Rap Battle

@freshy-kanal as Invader Zim, GIR, and the Announcer
@king-mewtwo as Plankton
Tom Kenny as the French narrator

Written by: Henry Jones, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, @top-irish, @user-120833346, @king-mewtwo, @deanfalcon, @swoldow_evgrb, Ribbit, @kennethh-5, Aaron Peters, Daniel The Rapper, and razzy 
Cover art by: @jordan-showish
Beat produced by: @atomicbeats-1
Mixed by: @freshy-kanal

Lyrics:
T.V. RAP BATTLES!
INVADER ZIM!
VS!
PLANKTON!
BEGIN!

Plankton:
Karen, fire up the lyric machine, because today, I’ll cut no slack
To a green freak who’s best known for his creator’s other Maniac!
Just take a look at my Plan Z, and you will see like Ice I interrupt
I'll take the win, and the formula, once this rejected alien steps up
This fool wants to challenge me? You're about to get burned by my flow 
I'm going strong with tens of seasons, after 2006 you're a no-show (ooo) 
So, you have a TV film soon? Check the numbers, Zim
Stepping to the more Supreme of minds? Looks like The Nightmare Begins!

Zim:
I won't be stopped by a round cyclops of doom 
So don’t get Krabby, microscopic fiend, expect another squashing soon
You’re at the Bikini Bottom of the Bucket, disgusting friendless scum
You had to build your own wife, beating this rotting Chum is F.U.N
GIR: 
We will squish you like a bug, because you're Imperfect, Cell  
Zim: 
It's very pathetic that you're scared of whiny teenage whales
Several torture methods have been thought up and i've made my decision
Split this molecule in two, so he can finally have peripheral vision

French Narrator:
1 verse later...
Plankton:
And you’ve yet to make a harsh statement
My quips will leave you in more tears than your show’s cancellation!
You're just a disaster, you're weaker than Patrick in the competition
I’ll give your fans a reboot of you, alright: Invader Zim’s Extinction!

Zim:
You're lying if you think you can best this Extraterrestrial mastermind
I’ll roast this Patty like a family. Except it’s gonna be done right!
You will always be 1% evil, like Mr Krabs, I’ve foiled ya
You failed in this fight like you fail to get the Secret Formula! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
T.V. RAP BATTLES!

Invader Zim vs Plankton. T.V. Rap Battles 3.

Mario:
I spit epic lines against this f**king sh*t rip off
You’ll be siivagunned down to the ground so stop
I’ll plow right through you like bricks, breaking more ground than the Wii
You’ll fall like a Lakitu, I’m used to curb-stomping tiny enemies
I’ve got the Nintendo Power to outlive any memes you bring
I’m known the world over, you don’t matter in the Grand scheme of things
Are your eyes blue because you’re feeling depressed?
If not then I’ll make you feel that, because I’m the best!

Grand Dad:
I'll boot your legs in, don't even dare try to own me
I'm on top! You're comin' up Smol like Nozomi!
I’m grand, you’re banned, and I’ll leave your a** canned
I’m a man, I’m not a fan, so I’ll hit you with a pan
You're a frickin moron b***h, so be ashamed and cry
Why don't you Grab me lunch and maybe Die
You make me f**king cringe- ew ttgd
Call me your grand daddy~ cause now you listen to me

Mario:
I'll turn the tables when this foe's been boned
I'm smoking this joke, even though he's already flinstoned
I'm packed with bars of fire just like one of bowser's castles
Reaching for the win like a flagpole in order to end this battle

Grand Dad:
I'm a top-notch gangsta, why not replace Grand with God?
While you're a faded out star scrapped in favor of COD
Run out of time or this fight, either way you'll descend bro
I'll switch things up as I stomp out this coinwhore for Nintendo

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of 

GRAND DAD
FLEENTSTONES?

Numbness

Written by Red, Adroitwhiz, , epicman12 , Jaeden-Man89, R The Writer

Beat
https://youtu.be/kGg6q1j6jZE

Cast:
King Mewtwo as Mario
Red As Grand Dad

If you think it's good I might do another

Mario Vs Grandad

King Mewtwo as Globglogabgalab
Skeep as Dunsparce

Globglogabgalab:

Slam poetry? Delicious, I love a schwibbleschwabble
But I sense a bad taste from the words of your squabble
So best get silent and wide eyed, scary
Or you’ll lie buried in my library
Stuck without an evolution and your stats are flimsy
The surprisingly long got the short Straw-insky
You wanna see my rap Treasure Trove? Best get diggin’
Unlike this cryptid, my win’s Non-Fiction
Mmmm, splendid!

Dunsparce:


I wish I was in the Dark Cave, you’re a sight for sore eyes
You’re like a yeast infection of thoughts and minds
I’ll drill you down and reunite the dirt with its worm
I’m sure you’re already used to eating your own words
You’ll be a meme for a week, then you’re loved no longer
I’ll still be more fleshed out than this skin monster
All Hope is lost, Jabba, stick to Housing new inmates
This worm’s submerged in my flow, only useful as clickbait

Written by Eddie and Jason
Mixed by Dustin

Dunsparce vs Globglogabgalab - Pokemon vs Anything

Sorry for the delay! Been dealing with some real life stuff with my mother's knee surgery and such and school portfolios. Slows down the process of everything, lol. Hope it was worth the wait, folks! :D Thanks for everyone that helped with this battle!

GamingPlush64 as MacGyver
Julian the Beast as Indiana Jones

Thumbnail by Jughead Jay
Mixed by Dustin

Written by: 
Julian, Jughead Jay, B O R K, Redkirby, Swoldow,
Honeycombs96, Kamren.


Indiana Jones:
Well if it isn’t Angus the slab of beef! The servicing on-screen...eye candy?
Burns incoming! Luckily, I’m a doctor, just not the kind you need.
In your prime you had no kicks! And you don’t know shit about being a Phoenix.
With a foundation built on winging it! So step back kid and watch me lead it!
What a sticky situation, I hear you like ‘em ratchet.
So what’s your plan here, Inspector Gadget?
Generations I brought thrills and I never quit.
With a CBS reboot you still aren’t worth it!
But you still have the loose plot holes held tight.
Couldn’t cut your fake tension with your Swiss Army Knife.
Do what you’re best at: duct tape your mouth shut fast.
Before I bullwhip your ass like I’m doing this track!
Dissecting this mess from DXS, but you aren’t up to my loot snuff.
On the cuff of barely being worth half of my leftover boot dust.
Out of all the things I’ve seen and done, this cocky bastard should be easy.
Always nifty at hand, but it can’t help that your series is built on being cheesy.

MacGyver:
I’d find more enjoyment wrestling your theme parks than this performer.
Who’s so washed up and out of fashion he stars with the douche from Transformers.
No class for having James Bond as his dad. So call your mom and tell her,
That her son’s at a fjord (Ford) with a man known to be a true face melter!
So stand and glower! I got the Improv power!
You were a film tower! Now the mouse is your master!
Your next film coffin to die in? The title is:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Arthritis!
Heartthrob making hearts throb! Ladies go crazed.
And today it’s not my Last Crusade!
So bipolar, happy go lucky to coarse.
Doesn’t change you’ve never known how to be a Dark Horse!
And as this bred A pacifist goes in for the kill
I reveal without the theme and macho bravado, you’d be zilch!
Crafty at crafting bars here still, but like your films, you’re devoid of enjoyment.
I can see why you’d hate me so much! I hear you don’t like those that spit poison...

Indiana Jones:
I didn’t leave you ground-pounded? I hate to be the trap that crashes down.
But with your ignorantly unsound raps, you’ll be bound for a Short Round.
I am an American idol, I know about chewing through Big Mac-Gyvers.
Because all you are is Cub Scout whose father drowned as a lousy driver

MacGyver:
Was that meant to be a bomb? Because I defuse that bull.
Coming back to hit you like a boulder “Till” it’s knocked into your skull.
You make a mess of audiences, while I lock pick the chest of independence!
I understand the search for the Holy Grail, but it won’t help your Ark’s Lost relevance...

Rap Battle: MacGyver VS Indiana Jones

Beat: Deathlight 
Written by: Avav, Kamren, Geon, Seth, Dustin and Bork
Mixed by: Dustin 

Yuri: GarbageGothic
Himiko Toga: Avav
Deku (Cameo): Julian
Announcer: Geon

Toga :
Let's cut to the chase, with blood dripping from your wrist
I'll get my fill and move on once I've drained this masochist 
You can daydream what you want, keep wasting time on your stories
When I’m through with you, that back pain will be the least of your worries
Squeeze yourself in one more cup, before you start spilling the tea
When in the League you learn a thing or two about killing the beat
In your nuthouse of a quartet, you’re the member most disliked
I’d take more out, but there is nothing left of this dyke.

Yuri :
Today I cut my skin open for the first time, it was exhilarating.
I think I understand how *glitch* feels now. 
I’m supposed to be the responsible one though. 
So I don’t think I’ll be doing it again unless I decide to kill myself. 
Saying I'm a dyke? That's laughable! Time to leave my marks on 
A side chick who won't return in the next chapter of Markov
But a Dicku won’t be present if you’re filled with all this lust 
Or is this the next attempt from you begging to join a club
You’ll be cut on the edges if you are starting this game 
Trying to make your own name by crossdressing as Bane?
Seriously, how am I supposed to take this psycho as a threat
When you confuse your own target for a sudden love interest?

Toga :
Pretty good job, if you try to make me yawn-dere
Smeared those verses with the pen that you use to pop cherries? 
You can’t get over a no and leave all your notes like “notice me”
It’s an insult to my quirk to be opposing this poetry
Sad that the only thing you've inspired inside your fandom's eyes
Is to have dirty, perverted artists increasing your breast size
I’ll have you choking out for MC when my blade pierces your lungs
So come on try and spit some more, I'm used to cutting tongues 

Yuri :
Let’s cut this verse into pieces, I’ll let you lick it off my knife.
You’re not gaining any friends in whatever form you arrive
Unstable and uncanny, why don’t you just stick to portraying Cammie 
Cause with your powers that suck, it's kinda hard to make you scary
It’s time for you to step back, claiming friends with extortion 
You forced ship with some poor kid. Now there’s some missed-fortune
I’ll save you a cupcake, eat it at your pity party later
Cuz your fate of being roasted will never leave pen and paper

Himiko Toga vs Yuri - Rap Battle

The greatest rap battle of all time, The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle, unfortunately has been scrapped, after 4 years of development and nonstop work of JMB and his team. 

To make sure a brilliant concept for a project wouldn't go to waste, I, Swoldow EVGRB, took the liberty of remaking the whole battle. Hope you enjoy.

Doc with Cast and Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1834RZahlFcAkznQO0n7s6TXOG9UzyFB66pbFLyw0IWw/edit

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wbxqq/

Video drops tomorrow!

EVGRB April Fools 2019: The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Remake

Special thanks to Alex for uploading
(he told me to put this here lol)

Beat Produced by: Imotape Productions
Written by: Dani Frias, King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: B O R K
Mixed by: J Morris the Review Guy
Thumbnail by: AaronGPeters

King Mewtwo  as John Lennon
J Morris the Review Guy as Kurt Cobain

Lyrics:

Lennon:
Imagine there was no heaven or nothing to pray to
After listening to your songs, I’d say I was in the same view
With all the kindergarten playbacks, come in here and you're too low
All Apologies, but I'll smack you back to In Utero

Cobain:
Here's the difference between Cobain’s art and the man who's dream’s a nudist
You claim you're high and mighty but I myself worship the Buddhists
You don’t sound like you’re into anything but how am I too low?
I know “All You Need is Love” didn't mean brag about Yoko Ono
Then spent your honeymoon in bed, and been slacking ever since
Didn't play for you to join, but did your OCD never rinse?
The always sad friend of the group with I guess one known Christmas tune
I wouldn’t be all too surprised if you were depressing this beat soon

Lennon:
Got a band named Nirvana, but seems within it’ll decay
A Heart Shaped Verse so shattered it’d crawl back to the guitars that you’ve played
My writing demons are no more, you can’t make yours fade away
So best clean up that filthy verse like the janitor that stayed

Cobain:
Across the Universe, but your best work was racist through the stars
The pain that I’ve been through’s not even close to you spitting your bars
Make like your Beatles departure and still keep up with the peace
As your nose is bigger than your ambition for another piece
You’re a Montage of Heck but at least when your Poison’s Gone
You’ll be Fecal Matter, after you’re announced before dawn
You don't want a Quarry, Man if you're as beta as those times
Maybe try getting used more often to think up better lines

Lennon:
I don't believe in death, but after this I think that’ll be switched
Seems it’s not the first time that you’ve been under a painted bridge
I've been seen through as a lord, better call up Harrison
Because the closest thing to your moment was buried pressure, son
Got you caught in more flow than your conceiving; Nevermind
Should’ve went back to film-making to make better bloody lines
You’re in the Brad Pitt now, if he’ll even show up for his part
And with a friend from Compton, I thought you would get him for this kind of art
You’ll change in here more than your members, I’ve moved on from what you’ve dissed with
I won’t take you seriously when your best song is for Teen Spirit
You’ve got many inspirations, and then went thinking you were flawless
But give my nickel back and Nickelback his crown for the obnoxious

Cobain:
Changed my members, yes, but what relationships do you bring?
Me and Courtney stayed while you’ve got stale meat who could never sing
Not to mention your band’s material for pop culture allusions
Guess my cover did nothing but give this old man some confusion
I took assets from you and managed to do better than your smudge
It isn’t my fault that John Lennon here mixed up the grunge with grudge
I’ve been playing for MTV before they Unplugged with their music
You’ve been playing for little girls who prefer Harry as their choosin’
Now don’t interrupt me, I’m not here to kowtow and give thanks
When your closest thing to rapping was against O’ Reilly’s banks
Your Rolling Foes gave me four stars, it’s clear that we’re not on the same side
So keep coming at me if you once again want all your flames died

Lennon:
I spit Lithium; you spit its cancer rhymes that leave you dead
Say goodbye to all the friends living inside your head
Got a Simpson reference, now everyone rips off your flashback
Stay as the emo savior and be minimized to a movie soundtrack

LINE MEANINGS/FUN FACTS:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10owsMAvzpi_1bDjQQouQ7CYb-ZmVtOyRMfJlkCQx4IY/edit?usp=sharing

{REBOOT} John Lennon vs Kurt Cobain - Rap Battle

In this rap battle two iconic Nintendo "Trainers" go head to head, both with very different ideas of what training is. Who will win? That's for you to decide.

Also no this isn't the Smash version of Pokémon Trainer this one was actually competent enough to evolve his pokémon.

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/18354775

King Mewtwo as Wii Fit Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/king-mewtwo
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Vladimyr P. as Pokémon Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzqKbVXFxRik0AkaLmFl2hg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Alex the Beast as Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ/featured

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Written by Psytube
Cover art by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wKPZm/


Wii Fit Trainer:
Now, if you don’t want this fitness contest to be a landslide
You should start by improving the crooked posture of your franchise
No amount of warning screens could describe your world’s sheer danger
I mean, you fight ten foot tall monsters and host cockfights with strangers
Usually I’d tell you to relax but I get your aggression
It must feel quite bad to be kicked out your house when you’re eleven
Sure, you managed to trudge your way into beating the league challenge
But looking at your battle system, you couldn’t keep balance

Pokémon Trainer:
I’ve been out here on my journey, travelling far and wide
While you dance around on a doormat and you call it exercise
The bottom of the bargain bin wants to fight a gaming pro?
Then say hello to my killing monsters, pokéball, go!
(Charizard)
Against a fire breathing beast it isn’t hard to leave you floored
I’m up here soaring in the sky while you can’t jump on your board
(Blastoise)
You lasted for a week before grannies got bored of your cheap fad
Hell, even my hydro pump couldn’t pierce your fanbase as bad
(Venusaur)
Looking at all your players, Wii Fat really should’ve been your name
Cause solar beam moves faster than people playing your minigames
(Pokémon Trainer)
Come back guys, there’s no point, his series is beyond hope
It’s so dead, I couldn’t even see it with a Silph Scope

Wii Fit Trainer:
Should’ve breathed in deeply before you spat that verse
Your disses came out so damaged, they couldn’t be healed by your nurse
Sure you got pretty close with the 5 kids who play portables
But a glimpse of a good game? Looks like you haven’t caught ‘em all

Pokémon Trainer vs Wii Fit Trainer - Psytube Rap Battles #4

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

Sinistar

ah shit here we go again
welcome back to rap cypher!
Light as Shang Tsung
Alex the Beast as Mandarin
Beat produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by CJ and Trakked
Mixed by Alex the Beast
Written by: Trakked

Battle:

Shang Tsung:
(Hm.) It has begun. Let us test your so-called might.
The predecessor of a legend yet still lacks the strength to fight.
Enter the Mandarin into my dark heart; and within there you'll find
You dealt with Stan Lee and Disney, now your soul is mine. (Ha!)
And you really think those rings make you special? You're but a glorified pimp
Mother's a prostitute, you're in solitude, so I'd be glad to give a glimpse
Of my power, you'll bask in nonexistence; if you wanna keep up persistence 
Like your namesake, you'll be peeled like an orange, another kombatant I've finished (Agh)
Wouldn't be enough for this sorcerer, yes? Kondemned to the Damned and tortured to death
Trapped in a Soulnado, filled with hate though, your whole life is a Tale of Suspense
 I never thought a better foe would come out of your son, only shows he is superior.
It's settled though, you've met with no allies, so you're just broken and inferior.

Mandarin:
Seems there's Big Trouble in Little China, best not keep this devil waiting
You're seeming Lo, Pan, so go, man, Annihilated like movie ratings
The greatest mind in the world against a slave to his king?
It's no wonder you're used to losing to Liu several times in the ring.
You fell down the charts like on Argus. (agh) A second Armageddon awaits
Being imprisoned by your superior only shows failing is your fate.
Call me the Dragon King, cause I whooped your ass down; better fit as a class clown
Those fatalities only show that your power's in the past now.

Shang Tsung:
My words sting like a cobra bite; your verse had no effect
You built up and destroyed yourself; a human Titanomech.
First started as a stereotype, but whitewashing made you worse.
Left a Stane upon your legacy; glad he finally ended this curse.

Mandarin:
Your only good trait is Identity Theft, but with all that, no Identity left
Your island's defunct as a Krypt, I'll debunk this until you realize this entity's best
Is unstoppable, you're dropping past your prime, though, no new timeline could decide 
The final resting place for the elderly, dismissed as a psycho, I will
Transport you to the Valley of Spirits; life force dwindling as you try
It's no wonder the Elders cursed you, with your never-ending pride
Powers transferred to the Queen, and Shao left you burning, it's
Clear you're worthless; Now you see the true champion of this tournament.

Shang Tsung vs Mandarin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #11

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked