Howard Phillips Lovecraft (real life) vs. Zalgo (meme) (creepypasta)

tbh, when this first came out, I thought it was alright. but, I think this battle is growing on me lmao. I'm loving it now

I like your profile picture! Oh, they reported me on SoundCloud. DOES THIS F**KING THRILL THEM?!

Rap Cypher - Collection 1 (2019-2020) - The Prologue

Writers:
JustGamer
Trakked
YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Sculpture
HHH3

Additional Help:
Adam Sandler 2

Mixed and Masturbated by:
Glitchdude

Thumbnail and other bad desicions by:
Adam Sandler 2

DISCORD RAP BATTLES!
GALACTUS!
VERSUS!
KIRBY!
2! 
BEGIN!


Kirby Verse 1 - (0:16)
Hi there Mr. Giant, I'm afraid there's no space for the both of us
You think your character’s big, but your fame never exploded, huh

Dropping bombs like your box office debut, your act is over.
This cosmic being’s going down in flames: call you Galactus Nova.

This battle's like Epic Yarn again, I'm tying up loose ends
In Round 2 against this immense indigested nuisance

You're all fluff like Kracko, pouring out a wack flow
This cloud will B going Down when I rock him like it’s Smash Bros

Bring more storms than Torch or Thor, cause my hammer slams hits
Outsurvived your kind and planet Earth, while you're getting banished 

You heard me, you’ll get Jack, cause there’s no way you’ll burn me
This won’t be the first time you’re getting owned by a Kirby

Galactus Verse 1
Your lack of syntax makes sense, for a being who learns few words
But I’ll teach you the meaning of power as I force you to serve   

Galactus, my wrath sends fragiles like you packing
You shall be my dinner, I’ll preheat you with rapping 

You can’t compare to my infinite wisdom
Slamming my boot down, kirb-stomp this schism
You've failed on the mic with your raps and your rhythm
Which belong inside a galactic prison

Created for babies, you don't go hard, like how they make the games
Nothing but filler, but still, this pest could never take the cake

But you steal Mario’s power-ups, you've copied from the start
While I leave planets devoured up, you ride the fame of anotha star

My abilities reach infinity, have heroes blown through 
I leave the Four dead cold, I’ll take down this absolute Zero, too

Kirby Verse 2
Call me a pest, but you get beat by squirrels, just move along
Cause I’m a transformer of my genre, you mooched off Unicron

Always been adored, I’m cutting-edge like a swordfight 
While your foes went from Fantastic Four.. beat stops to fantastic four-tnite 

Galactus Verse 2
I turn your Dream Land to a Nightmare at my will, so fear me 
Damage planets in my Master Hand, while joy is all you kill, merely

When Sakurai made like the Amazing Mirror, and split from your series 
Pit had an uprising while you went downhill, clearly

Kirby Verse 3
Face it, you’re falling behind me in this Gourmet Race
You’re gaining second place, hey, is that why you came from the Silver Age?

Don't need to maintain my clay game when I try to tank hits 
Cause up to the plate I devoured and you only ate bits

Couldn't save your own people, so feeble, you're called a god? please  
You can't bring back the dead but you get chomped on by zombies 

Can’t sustain hunger or dignity with that helmet and dull attire
This plot device isn't close to hot, call you the Ultimate Null-fire

Galactus Verse 3
As a challenge or an ample meal, this fun size tyke won't suffice
You're putting me to sleep, a worse Jigglypuff on the Mic

My Heralds spread my warnings, heed it before you’re destroyed 
You’re named after a lawyer, I have court executioners employed 

You want edible items even if it means your allies dying
An icon of materialism, no wonder Marx is who you're fighting  

Now this gumball has been chewed out, I shall return to my journey
Cause between heralding and dissing, you're too weak to serve me

Kirby vs Galactus 2 - Discord Rap Battles

MetalFireVA as Tankman
Fightmarker as The Soldier
Writing: Fightmarker and Trakked
Beat by ObieDaz
Mixed by Fight

Tankman (0:23) 
Ugh
Look what we have here, this cunt best put his guard up
Cause wow, just the sight of you is killing my hard-on 
Why should I be scared of you, isn’t your ass named Jane?
Getting fucked so hard; that’s what we call a Flash-Bang (flashbang sound effect)
Ain’t gonna keep calm, yeah, I’m dropping fucking bombs
Keep playing with taunts, I’ll launch my rocket in your mom
And your daddy too, your attitude is fucked up to the max
Don't matter if you’re red or blue, I’ll still beat this hack's ass
Ain't got range in your vocals or your arms; you just miss shit
I'm willing to bet this loner just wants his Valve twisted
Are those clothes the ones you really wanna die in, shit
Bruh, your fucking helmet looks like the tip of my dick

The Soldier
Step back maggot, it's time I show you the ropes
You best be retreating when I get you in my scope
I killed nazis on my own, and your crew's not much better
When your team's having a Titanic watch party together 
As a veteran, I'm better than this; take it like a man
Have a show not written for pre-teens and that is a command
There’s no way out of Domination, I’ll leave your corpse rotten
Cause I got the best view of your death, I called Shotgun!
I'll advance in your quarters and leave this manchild cornered
Best listen to my orders, you fucking commie conformer
You went through an apocalypse while I alone am more deadly
Shown your face as a disgrace, so drop down and give me 20

Tankman
Huh TFU2, could you repeat that last verse, dear?
I knew you were rapping about something, I just didn’t really care 
And you're fighting robots too? You can suck my nuts and bolts
Hey, Steve! Leave this dumbass with a bunch of holes!
Newgrounds be getting bread, and ours isn’t injected
How did every branch of the military have your ass rejected? 
You’ve Captured The White Flag, you sure resisted quick
So now rocket jump on this dick or rocket jump off a cliff (bitch)

The Soldier
Unlike you, I know honor, Mr. Prissypants, step down.
Cemented your legacy as Newgrounds' biggest letdown 
I made my own fame, how you got yours is quite a shame
I respawn everyday, you got resurrected from a rhythm game 
Couldn't Rumble with the top tiers, so now you're on the sidelines
Waited for your punchlines longer than your time in the limelight
Took you off the high ground, you’re not what you claim to be
If God wanted you to live, he would have not created me!
(*RADICAL INTENSE SOLDIER SCREAM AAAAAAGH*)

Tankman vs The Soldier. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Video Release => https://youtu.be/RLonxwT9ky8

RaccoonBroVA as Spongebob Squarepants
Snakebite126 as Annoying Orange 

Additional Writing by Matthew Thomas, King Wallace, Triple Stabber & ForgottenSons
Prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by KCToons
Coverart by Oofie

Lyrics :
Spongebob (0:10)
Got my spatula in hand to deal with this bold orange
Cause I’m ready, I’m ready to put you back into cold storage
Been foraging fun for ages, with humour from my producers
While your forging slasher films just to help appeal your viewers 
Fired up like the stove cause Krabby Patties are what I’m making
But bringing up your simple show makes your dead fanbase reawaken
Channel’s mostly babble, you’ll be unraveled in this battle
So I’ll leave this Happy Appy sappy with a stick up your little apple
Caught up on the latest trends despite living under Patrick’s rock
And still lived up to your name sake by being worse than Crazy Frog
But why’d you ride the track like your creator on the token train?
Seeing my boss is less desperate to rolling in the dough than Dane

Orange (0:42)
Ahoy Spongeboy, see you're leaving friends to battle toys
Though you're right bout being fired, I’m leaving this spongee unemployed
Trying to survive in the sea while I strive on vitamin C
As you can see even M&M failed to best me on the beat
Rhymes so sketchy like they were written by your doodle duplicate
Even Patrick’s a bigger star and yet he’s too dull to pull his weight
It’s like your rapping in the dark, the shots fired to leave me red missed
So get this, my boss wouldn’t ghost some kids with groceries as a threat list
Got your boating license revoked, but you’ll still float if you dare rhyme
It’s like you got blown out of the water, all you do is choke on airtime
Radiating fun for kids on Nick, but that’s simply speculation
So think out the box on how to win this, it’s in your imagination

Spongebob (1:14)
Even Pear couldn’t bear your antics, time to fend off this contender
You only spit seeds for Passion so send ya straight into the blender
Spewing tunes like Huey Lewis, busting moves just to crush this
No amount of fresh comedy could do this orange justice

Orange (1:25)
My flows blow like TnT to wash down this guilty nuisance
That’s selling out his franchise despite only being worth 62 cents
So makes sense your drying out after your creator went farewell
Cause now you’re just Nick's Cash Cow - Bikini Bottom of the Barrel

Spongebob (1:35)
If I wanted something sour, I let the lemon with the dentures rhyme
Come from CN, but your not taking this like Adventure Time
Just to be clear, you’re not one to mock my career cause it appears
Since that premier you’ve been recycling the same recipe for years
Like fart jokes, innuendo, food puns galore
And faces to traumatize your kids, man what a chore
Your taste only suits your pupil’s while I’ve gotten a taste of fame, though
Having characters so fruity won’t make me wanna taste the Dane Boe

Orange (1:57)
It’s a breeze to seize this cheese, grate to know you can’t go further
Serving others when your bars contains more filler than your burger
Your cartoon is a classic, yes and you’re really funny, Bob
But do I think you’ll win this? Nyanyanya-NOT!
This goober thinks he’s special when we collab in parodies
I’m slicing titans that make their way to me, A O T
I’d pull the plug to your show, but your flow already proved you’re flushed
So I’ll slice your life like a knife and file you in my list of supercuts’

Spongebob Squarepants vs Annoying Orange. 50-50 Rap Battle!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In the final battle of Wave 1, we have the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima, going up against the Ultimate Gamer, Just...Gamer, wait isn't that the title of someone else? (Credits and lyrics in doc)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTa9Bzp19vdcB5XA24RQ9AMCZ0C7SDIlN-lPnlj9XfQ/edit

JustGamer vs Junko Enoshima. FRB Vs Anything.

Steel Chase

Eren Yeager x Crank - Playboi Carti (SLOWED)

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Holy crap this is prolly my best yet lol
Alex The Beast as Grigori Rasputin
DeegleNV as Fidel Castro
Thumbnail by Trakked
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixed by Alex The Beast
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole, Redacted

Battle: 
Grigori Rasputin (0:14):
Messin’ with the Mad Monk’s murdering yourself on the mic
‘Cause when this madman steps up to bat, i’ll knock your head onto a pike
I’ll leave ya with more than a couple Marx, then your economics will be addressed..
Ya cared so little about life, you got your own furniture repossessed!
Castro’s crazy; an immature president, evident by his own milkshake obsession
This prophet will stop this and drop this beat until this Soviet ends your aggression
I spit lessons, so better listen, unless you want to end up like Che
Approaching this mystic will leave a president finished, I know you love revolutions, eh?
It’s no wonder you’ve stooped so low, this flow and Russian rhyme will cause your demise
Trying to spit deadly raps against a demi-god deity? I’m immune to cyanide!
You’ve lied to your subjects, So why am I up against an angered social burden,
Who cared so little about his people, that even other countries wanted to murder him!?

Fidel Castro:
Cold heart, cold steel, but in this cold war, you’ll be cut for your crimes like a counter-ISIS
‘Cause Cuba’s communist Castro’s sparkin’ a controversy with this Cuban Rap Crisis.
My target’s a Russian nesting doll. Even YOUR stomach won’t be feeling very pleasant.
How am I supposed to take you seriously when you almost got killed by a peasant?

Grigori Rasputin:
You must’ve been tripping on LSD, or were you just poisoned by your fountain pen?
You call yourself a communist, yet you’re trying to hog the win?
Better look at the crucifix and say a prayer, the holy man’s throwing you in the abyss
Won’t need to hypnotize the audience, for them to know who won this (laughter)

Fidel Castro:
Blatant attacks? I should have known. Your monk-eying around doesn't mean you’ve won,
If you can’t heal your burns, how can you stop the bleeding of your people and son?
You CAN resist death, i’ll give you that, keep taking pain from the hands of your maimers,
But you CAN’T face it, unlike your daughter, who’s a dancer AND a lion tamer!
I’m violating a visionary; This strannik’s getting stranded on both tracks and mind
Smacking this dike on mics alike, so try to recover from these firey rhymes
I’m gaining Peace Prizes for my solutions! You’ve done nothing except hypnotize
So get on your knees and pray, no God can save you from my guise! 
Like any respected Russian loser, you’ll go back to vodka drinking
Then like your gunned-down death, your castr-ated win will again be sinking.
Go find your God, I’ll give him a message that Grigori shall deliver,
“Fidel sent Ra-ra-rasputin’s reputation back under the ice of the river!”

Fidel Castro vs Grigori Rasputin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #2

wowee, that was quick lmao. (please excuse the ending lmaoo)
Dani Frias as PilotRedSun
Razzy as Treatsforbeasts
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole

Battle: 
Pilotredsun (0:13):
This is your Pilot speaking; you’re in for some stormy weather
When a bleeding freak with treats for beasts thinks that he can do better
I deliver the good REACTions, Scaring Theaters, you’re below this 
I’ll be leaving you Red, Son; An end to this Felonious Bolus

Treatsforbeasts (0:27):
Whatever a rap can one make from slop or slime syllables?
You’ve been Cooped Up too long; best teach this sadpad a couple principles
I may have a cynical view, but I’ll still bring you to my War, sawed
You think you have the audacity to not praise my almighty God!?
I’ll sink my sharpest teeth into your shoddy style of drawing
In this Hymn for Him, I’ll leave your spine exposed, you’ll be crawling,
I’ll be gnawing on your bones; While my religious words are known,
You don’t have an Insta-gram of fame; best stick to being Pamtri’s clone

Pilotredsun (0:54):
How come you claim to be known? I have more subs than you, kid
Take a look inside your mind; and find out how you’re defeated!
I’ll make my win Nes-Quik, best stick back to your shitty attacks
I’ll be taking your candy raps and throwing them in the trash!
You’re a hack that can’t understand that nursery rhymes are outdated
Let me tell ya ‘bout the man who, based on dislikes, is pretty hated
It’s time to erase this; face it, you’re just a Plastic Man
That’s facing technical malfunctions; There’s no reverence for this sham

Treatsforbeasts (1:22):
I am the beast that raps on the beat;I’ll make ya retreat with these treats
A Red Fiend? I’ll make him bleed; sending Lasagna Cat to defeat 
I’ll trade you in for twice the rice; Victory’s twice as nice as my rhymes
You bring twice the lies from your crimes, from that sinful Casino Night

Pilotredsun (1:35):
You’re going into orbit, this stupid mutt needs to Wain Stop
You’ve truly become a monster; In the highest caliber, I gain drops

Treatsforbeasts (1:42):
I praise the Lord with my ways! You’re just a Fat Cat that praises Satan,
But I’m not just talking Garfielf when it comes to lazy animation

Pilotredsun (1:49):
I’ll leave another alien roasted ;should’ve given me my space beer..

Treatsforbeasts (1:52):
With that music and echo, you think you’re really one to fear?

Pilotredsun (1:56):
You’re Micro-Soft on this beat,

Treatsforbeasts (1:58): 
Allow me to Paint you an image

Both (2:00):
This shoddy music artist doesn’t even understand how to be cryptic!

PilotRedSun vs TreatsForBeasts - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #3

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

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