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rap battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BATTLE BABY! Today we see popular rap battle original character infamous for his kinning, Kin Kid go up against the Ultimate Imposter from Danganronpa. Both like to pay respects to others by dressing up as them, but who spits rhymes better among those two?

Kin Kid:
Hi my name is Kin Kid, it’s nice to meet you
The child of Rabi has got the rhymes to beat you
Instantly loved from the first battle that I’m seen on
The only love you’ve ever gotten you denied from Mikan
I could never kin you, that would be a travesty 
And even if I did, I would just lack personality
Who’s better with disguises? The viewers should choose me
Cause I got cosplays that rival Tsumugi’s 
Makes sense to call you a fraud after all the things you did
Born without family, I guess that makes you Kin-less Kid
There’s no competition, we’re just not the same
When I got more screen time than you in the main game

Ultimate Imposter:
That’s enough out of you, I have no time for your antics
Your verse is something even Kazuichi can’t fix 
I should educate you on the skills of debate
Cause you’ve embarrassed yourself straight out of the gate
Let me recap, Eddie found you by searching online for a loser nerd
And you think your personality aligns with pretty much any person, that’s simply absurd
My rhymes are like your origin, found in stock, while your rhymes come off as faulty
Been through tragedies and I’ve still never seen an atrocity as bad as your costume of Baldi

Kin Kid:
You turned the Reddit mod guy into Big Chungus?
I’ve seen a better imposter right out of Among Us!
Okay I’m sorry I just do a bit of trolling
But if I give you a push, you’ll do a bit of rolling 
Kin Kid’s a cool calculating killer who’s got plenty of cold cuts
And I don’t mean meat with a skewer that Teruteru used to stab your guts
Played it cool on the island but you had no plans of escape
So called “bright” guy got foiled by a piece of glowing tape
Turn into Mitarai again, this battle still won’t be a draw
But to be fair, you faking him didn’t protect him at all
It doesn’t surprise me your character met a quick end
When it’s clear you’d rather gain more calories than friends
But turns out everyone was fake, so why should I care?
Cause now you and your series are Remnants of Despair 

Ultimate Imposter:
Making fat jokes are we? I’d expect nothing less 
From a kid making cheap cosplays, claiming he’s the best
I’m sharp with a blade like my name was Munakata
So now I’ll leave you like Gridline did, slashed up
Speaking of which, let’s talk how you’re used
Your use in some battles just leaves me confused
When I step on the scene, opponents are filled with dread
While you’re only scary when Benny’s on your head
You're full of crap like your name is Nekomaru
In any form of battle, I will easily scar you
Let me restate that my disguises trick folks
While your costumes will always be a joke
Much like your appearance as This Man, I’d consider this battle a Troll Fail
You will never be able to atone for your sins starting off kinning Sans from Undertale

Among Us Imposter:
I’m sorry to interrupt but there’s something I have to say
The true faker Among Us is as clear as day
I’m a killer on the mic and a killer of the lights
I leave crewmates dead, do you really wanna fight?

Kin Kid: Shimario
Ultimate Imposter: RNG
Among Us Imposter: Cri

Written by: JustGamer
Extra help by: RNG, MetaMachine and Snakebite126
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat by: Dansonn
Cover art by: Shimario

Kin Kid vs. Ultimate Imposter - FRB vs. Anything

Swoldow as Dunkey
Cri as NakeyJakey
Written by Pixel Chris and Powerofdan
Additional Writing by Rabi and Jofinity 
Flow test by Powerofdan
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 

NAKEYJAKEY:
Coming to battle, guess I should see my opponent is in rapping
Oh! It’s someone out of my video from crappy voice acting 
If you really wanna face off, this HotBoy will dish out Hot ‘Zas
Is Moby Dick’s what this is based on? Cause I’m about to Pop Off
The jokes you’re most known for now are just copypasta spamming
My bars will leave you running away like: What’s it look like, I’m fucking camping
I make better points than you any day, but I guess my logic is flawed 
Because you’re a little bitch in many ways, but now I don’t insist on petting the dog

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
Bubby, really? Think you can bring me low
You clearly forgot I have the record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito
Your raps are initially shit, but too bad it doesn’t grow on you 
You’re lame of the year, Super Mario Bros Poo (OOOH)
The least clothed of the Dunkey clones wants to face me on the track?
Just a FUCKING PAAAAANCH and you’ll never come back
I hate turn based combat, but I’m still winning this fight
You’re nitpicking and bias, I win, bye-bye! 

NAKEYJAKEY:
That’s your verse? I’ve heard more legitimate raps off of Limewire
Whilst I’m George Bush on a school computer: shots fired
Fantano was generous with that 7, your wack raps are see through
I’m rolling in dough because I have a Knack to (Knack 2) beat you
Put months of work in my videos, simply, you’re basic, I’m complex
A unique star, you’re pulling a Scott The Woz, joking ‘bout Gex
That along with the 3 other jokes you tell on a daily basis 
I have more bars rapping the names of my Patrons
Rockstar, to Disney, to Dating, my quality stays consistent 
Your mic goes from decent to 9 year old on Xbox Live in an instant 
And your mom? Well, after this brawl dissolves,
Let's just say I'm not gonna be the only one bouncing on my balls

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
*ring ring* Hello, is this Taco Bell? Yeah, that sauce wasn’t spicy
Call me ya shoes, you can come and bite me
Left to right I keep firing back shots - bam, black ops
Left to right you keep not uploading a single fucking video, unbelievable!
I may be a Donkey, but considering your name, you’re more ass
I’m so hard to beat, call me the Dark Souls of rap
I know you’re scared fighting me, I go big mode
Talked about Last of Us 2 and then went, “I’m done making good videos”
This battle really makes it feel like you’re getting your ass kicked
You have me asking “What The Fuck?” more than either the Mario Movie or Hatris 
Your lines could never beat me in your dreams against what I molded
You just got clapped by me, and I wasn’t even blindfolded

NakeyJakey vs Videogamedunkey - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

So for New Years I was gonna do a Seven Deadly Sins cover with a bunch of people but complications with recordings hindered that so I ended up scrapping it, I did think what was done was pretty cool so here you go

Who you hear:
JustGamer as Jay Gatsby
Cri as Christian Grey
nEon as Augustus Gloop
Jofinity as Tom Sawyer
Rayyan as Macbeth
Serena as Dante

Seven Deadly Sins Cover (UNFINISHED)

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

kinger the amazing digital circus vs sarah needlemouse exe rap battle anolog vs anything.

Kinger vs. Needlemouse // Analog vs. Anything.

Cri as Kinger

Hailey as Needlemouse (Sarah)

Cameos by Clarence and Hailey

Written and Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Art by A Trash Artist and EpicMonkey

Graphic Design by JustADude
 
LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UQrnK9FOf0a4FMEuSOGaNoLlGwlLoP7al3U2Nt7LQM/edit

(OLD) The Amazing Digital Circus vs. Needlem0use • Analog vs. Anything.

Hazelmoth as Spamton
Hazelmoth and garbageGothic as ENA 
garbageGothic as Moony
Writing by Rosenthal
Art by ATrashArtist
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by moodindigo
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to Hazelmoth, garbageGothic, ItsNugget, and GamingPlush64

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Spamton VS Ena! Be-

Spamton (0:10)

HEY EVERY !!

WAIT, DON’T MEAN TO [Delay the Action]
BUT HEY, IT’S ME, YOUR FAVOURITE SALESMAN: SPAMTON!
YOU’RE PRETTY IGNORANT IN BASIC CHATS SINCE
YOU’D [Talk To The Hand!] WHEN TRANSLATING LANGUAGE!
I’VE BEEN THE BEST RATED SINCE [[1997]]
BUT YOU’RE QUITE THE [[BIG ONE]], WITH 9 FEET I’D REACH [h e a v e n . . .]
I DON’T DOUBT THAT YOU’RE THAT HIGH, WALKING ON AN ACID TRIP,
BUT YOU SHOULD [Use A Car!] IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BANANAS, KID!
[Step Ahead], BUT YOU CAN’T GET THROUGH THE CROWD
SO YOUR WHOLE SERVER DELETED, NOW YOUR CONNECTIONS ARE DOWN!
FANS GET KICKED LIKE A [Brick Frog], NO INVITES TO [Click On]
THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET- [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

Ena and Moony (0:43)

Ah, I thought it’d be another normal auction day
‘Til I saw the things you got for sale and see, I gotta say
You- sold your own old socks? I think I’m vomiting…
Your cold heart for cold hard cash got you a frosty grave…
I can’t wrap my head around your wacky random sentences,
All the things you're telling Kris are making me- BLEH- BLEH- 🌊
GEEZ, I get sick HEARING you say THOSE WORDS
You CAN’T MAKE SENSE! You can’t even MAKE KROMER!
😒 Ugh… Yuna, are you drunk again? No! (nonono!)
I’m only taking shots at his puppet head! (🌚 Oh hohoho!)
You talk a big game in brackets, but lately you’ve become a sham!
I can’t tell who’s the true conman… but Tumblr can!

Spamton (1:15)

[i got a secret...] FOR WHEN THE INTERNET’S DOWN, TOO!
THIS EASTER EGG IS CALLED [[Kill Yourself, Now!]] (👀 Ooo!)
CONSIDER IT WELL, IT’S [Only For A Limited Time!]
FORGET THE GARBAGE, WITH YOUR NONSENSE YOU'VE BEEN [[LIVING A LIE!!!]]
I MEAN, JUST ASK MIKE WHAT YOU SHOULD GET RIGHT!
[[can anyone hear me…? hello…?]] IT'S A DEAD LINE!
[HAHAHAHA!] BUT I KNOW THAT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU!
YOUR TEAM GOING THROUGH [[BURN!!]]OUT’S THE ONLY DREAM BARBECUE!

Ena (1:37)

Your punches are too soft! You must be weak!
The only strong things here are those cups of tea!
Ran a popular shop but when your problems arose,
You only wanted to run! To run? Turron!
And with how long you’ve had them waiting, fans are out of patience!
How funny, the puppet’s made to be the fandom’s plaything!
Just a cashcow for Deltarune…
Always had your back against the wall ever since you’ve had milk in you!

Outro (1:58)