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Will and Chris are secretly planning something big without Bryan and doing a horrible, lazy job at keeping it quiet.

TMP – $6,500

Bryan and Chris welcome the seven time Mr. Olympia, two time Governor of California and all time box office champion, Arnold Schwarzenegger, back to the podcast to sit in with them and just hang out like one of the guys.

TMP – Arnold Schwarzenegger is Just One of the Guys

A conversation that starts with Bryan trying to make a point about Chris and his level of good looks goes south as Chris has to drag the point out of Bit Killer Jones. Then, with the conversation back on track, Chris responds to Conversation Strangler Stevens. Also, Will attempts to mediate but just sorta laughs through the entire episode.

TMP – Yeeeeeaaaahhh

A month ago we welcomed Jean-Claude Van Damme to the podcast and on the very next episode we were joined by a Jean-Claude Van Damme Impersonator who reveres Jean-Claude Van Damme. The response to both Jean-Claude Van Damme shows was huge. So we decided to invite Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Jean-Claude Van Damme impersonator to the studio for a podcast that puts the Jean-Claude Van Damme in Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Two Jean-Claude Van Dammes

The guys discuss what they would do with themselves if they were either of the other two guys and not the guy that they actually are… of the guys.

TMP – If I Were You

Bryan opens a meandering discussion about what happens to some young women in Los Angeles after their beauty is touched by the palsying, dulling hand of time and the sheen leaves their tulip petal skin… which is a dumb saying that angers Chris and Will VERY much.

TMP – The Handicap of Beauty

Will and Chris talk about the new Vine app and other social networking platforms while Bryan threatens to get off the grid completely.

TMP – Off The Grid

It’s been six months since Bryan, Chris and Will had The Queen Bee of Urban Comedy answer female advice questions from female listeners via Twitter! Well now The First Lady of Keeping It Real is back and ready to give her soul sista listeners some real talk! Raise the roof! Shawna is in the building! REEEEEMIIIIIX!

TMP – Ask Shawna One Mo’ Gain

Bryan pitches his new invention to Will and Chris, who don’t much care for it.

TMP – Back-UHlone

Chris arrives to record a little late. Will and Bryan notice something kind of different about him.

TMP – Jacked and Yolked

After Bryan sends a weird porn director friend to see Chris do standup, Chris tells Bryan how weird the guy was while Will cheerfully digs for more weird details.

TMP – Bryan’s Porno Friend

Sometimes all we need is a hotdog wrapped in a piece of Wonder Bread instead of a bun. Maybe a Salisbury Steak Hungry Man Dinner. Don’t end up a no good puzzle wiz like that wazzle fiz, Brent Harrison!

TMP – Everybody’s Dad Loves You

Bryan takes a vitriolic dump on Chris after traveling to New Orleans to see the taping of his one hour special. Will steps in to regulate this comedy dispute between The Kid and The Super Deluxe Kid.

TMP – Jealous Sz’F**k

With Will, Bryan and Chris all absent from the studio, three of the biggest names in the pantheon of American action cinema sit in for them. Ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Schwarzenegger, Statham and Van Damme

Bryan is finding it hard to stay within the sexual confines of a monogamous relationship, as relates to his role in a nuclear family structure. Chris and Will do their best to talk him off the ledge.

TMP – I Can’t Step Out?

Will is feeling a little down and confused so his best pals, Bryan and Chris lend an ear and weigh in on his unique difficulties.

TMP – Bare Bear Heart

Chris eludes to a nickname he claims fans of his standup comedy have given to themselves. Bryan and Will don’t care for the nickname in the least and argue that Chris created the nickname himself, during the podcast, and that there is no such thing as… D’Elievers.

TMP – D’Elievers

The guys are in show business. Pilot season is done for the year. Bryan is gonna kill himself.

TMP – Bryan is Gonna Kill Himself

The guys discuss their gay following and who among the three is most responsible for garnering the attention of listeners in the gay community.

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