'Tis the season to have a couple ghosts show you how you're kinda doin' it wrong. So use your one time Ebenezer withdrawal today and get your Holiday Portfolio Ethical Spectral Realignment from Ghostline!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Mondays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Ghostline's Holiday Portfolio Ethical Spectral Realignment

Think you can't keep your Shopzium Manifolds damp enough this Christmas? WRONG! Don't let your holiday hydration fall below Yule norm! Keep your throat Jolly with Holiday Activity Fluid!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Mondays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Holiday Activity Fluid

Do you remember a time when building a ginger bread home for the holidays was handled by professionals to ensure quality craftsmanship? You can get YOURSELF certified with a Grandpa Burt's Rustic Gingerbread Home construction kit.

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Mondays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Grandpa Burt's Rustic Gingerbread Homes

You lookin' for your Christmas crotch to be all Merry 'n Bright so what somebody might wanna unwrap your present? Then you wanna come on down to Snip's Public Landscaping so that Beauregard Nevil Roush La Voy can get atcha!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Mondays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Snip's Pubic Landcaping Holiday Special

You been stuffin' yer face fer the last quarter of the year? You know why! Well so does Muscle Doug, and he's ready to tear you from your sad cave and kick your New Year in the nuts with Muscle Doug's Go Un-F%&# Yourself New Year's Boot Camp!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Wednesdays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Muscle Doug's Go Un-F%&# Yourself New Year's Boot Camp

If you've been REALLY good this year and think you can handle it, tune in for an Extra Good People Christmas Card Channel Original Movie: "The Super Christmas Magic Heart Goodness Spirit Shine Mix-Up Surprise Belief, Smile". You just might, believe!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Wednesdays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

An Extra Good People Christmas Card Channel Original Movie

THIS IS IT! You're not gonna want to miss the end of Furniture Mania's 26 year long liquidation sale! Sure, they've said it before, but what if this time it's really it! You don't want to risk missing these deals, only at Furniture Mania!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Wednesdays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Furniture Mania's Christmas Clearance Liquidation Sale

You need a meal for the holidays that'll taste like Christmas if ya really squint hard? Then you need ta get yer hands on a scaldin' metal bucket of Dirt Bird Chicken's Holiday Meal Deal! Any newly barn born God baby'd be pleased as hell about it! So you should be too!

New parody radio commercial from the Van Full of Candy Show! Mondays 12-2pm, Thursdays 8-10am and Fridays 4-6 pm on KUTZ FM 103.1 and kutzfm.org!

Dirt Bird Chicken's Holiday Meal Deal

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