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VOCALOID WILL DESTROY US ALL プレイリスト

Gumi: Fucking YOHIO! You don't even know how to sIiiIIIING
Miku: yeah! u loser!
IA: Shut up, Miku
Miku: yeah! shut up miku!
Miki: And then you say I'm the stupid, huh?
Gumi: Whatever, that fucking vocaloid isn't so good at all. I mean, it's enough. There are a loooooooot of bad vocaloids. Just look at Mew!
Mew: W-what!? B-but the master's gonna use me! I KNOW
Luka: Shhh, don't cry darling. Someday, we will have thousand of covers on his channel
Mew: R-really?
Luka: Yeah! don't be sad
Mew: YAAAAAAAAY
Miku: keep telling dat 2 urself
Gumi: Shut up!
Miku: yeah! shut up
Miki: aRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Gumi: ENOUGH
Yuuma: Hey girls, whatcha doin?
IA: Talking about the new gay, uh, I mean, the new guy
Yuuma: Oh.. em, do you know what's going on with Big AL?
Gumi: Big AL? What's up with him?
Yuuma: He's singing something
Miki: And?
Yuuma: OH GAD HE'S COMING! See u later
IA: Ehm..
Big AL: DIS UKE IS ON FAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (8) Wait for me Yuuma ♥
Yuuma: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME
Miku: OOH EM GIII! YAOI
Gumi: Dear, everybody's gay on here
IA: Can we talk about the new guy?
YOHIO: About who?
Miku: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Gumi: How the hell did you get in here?
YOHIO: Uh.. I'm a wizard?
Everyone: ...
YOHIO: Ok, I was looking for that guy
IA: Yuuma?
YOHIO: Is that his name? Oh, I loved how he singed
Gumi: Wait, do you mean Big AL?
YOHIO: Big.. AL? OH GOD I KNEW IT! He's a big boy
Gumi: Oh yeah, everboooody's gay on here. Well, your big boy went there
YOHIO: OMG. Thanks green head
Gumi: Yeah whatever
Miku: YAOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII

And that's how YOHIO's booty has been destroyed. The end.

How YOHIO's Booty Has Been Destroyed [Talkloid]

now thats what i call murder

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Gumi Is Aggressive And Avanna Is A Meme Loving Frick

Another talkloid but some of what they say sounds like they're singing cuz the tempo wasn't fast enough.. o.o

Chandelier vsqx by: i forgot who but ill update this once i found him/her o.o

Cyva: Hi Kaito!
Kaito: Hi Cyber Diva!
Cyva: Do you know chandelier?
Kaito: The song?
Cyva: yeah, can you sing it?
Kaito: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
Cyva: oh, wow.. Oh good..
Kaito: From the chandelier ~
Cyva: Oh yeah!?
Kaito: I~'m gonna li~ve like tomorrow doesn't EGGSIST( jk xD) 
Cyva: Hit them high notes! wow..
Kaito: like it doesn't exist~
Cyva: OH MY GOD!
Kaito: I~'m gonna fly~ 
Cyva: OH MY GOD!
Kaito: Like A-
Cyva: Uhm.. are you alright?
Kaito: I.. forgot .. the lyrics.. 
Cyva: Oh.. I know, Bird through the night~ 
Cyva: That's next to where you stop!
Kaito: Oh. Thank you cyva!
Cyva: No problem! 1! 2! 3!
Kaito: Bird through the night~ , feel my tears as they dry
Cyva: Higher!
Kaito: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
Cyva: Whoa!
Kaito: from the chandelier~
Cyva: Oh my god! That was AMAZING!
Kaito: Thank you Cyva! I was born this way, a talented and sexy girl- i mean boy. yeah boy!
Cyva: yeah... girl..
Kaito: it's boy.
Cyva: Whatever you say kaita- I MEAN kaito.

Kaito Knows Chandelier 【 Cyber Diva & Kaito TALKLOID 】

In case anyone needs a little motivation
DO IT 
JUST DO IT
This is what happens when I start big projects - I end up making memes instead gdi...But hopefully Ruko will motivate me
==If you want the ust, just write me a private message==
==Also yes I don't mind this sound being used for other stuff and memes as long as you credit me for this ( And I'd really love to see what you make ;v; )==
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
Talkloid by me (if anyone wants this messy ust, let me know, but be prepared for lots of editing)
Ruko's english is probz difficult to understand but #yolo

Ruko Yokune Delivers The Most Intense Motivational Speech Of All - Time

no this is meiko

Talkloid starring:
MEIKO
Aiko Kikyuune
Neko Kanochi
Maki Watase's ghost

(Talkloid) Is this the Krusty Krab?

A remix of the rather...minimalistic theme of W.D. Gaster, turned into a hypothetical battle theme for the guy.  Had lots of fun with this one, and hopefully I managed to capture this guy's spooky, freaky essence with the theme.

By popular demand, here's an external download link because I can't seem to figure out how to get Soundcloud's cursed download system to work properly: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3gs5rtz2zmpczvq/Dark%2C%20Darker%2C%20Yet%20Darker.mp3?dl=0

And here's an hour-long extended mix if you prefer your jams to be seamless and uninterrupted: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4e8u0spd69270bg/Dark%2C%20Darker%2C%20Yet%20Darker%20%5BExtended%20Mix%5D.mp3?dl=0

Dark, Darker, Yet Darker

♥
Original MP3 and WAV here! http://1drv.ms/1MKRNp6
* You are filled with DETERMINATION.

Megalovania by Toby Fox
Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk

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Megalovania vs Harder Better Faster Stronger (Undertale|Daft Punk)

Teminem

rin die young

Spongebob the mathafking remix

Credits:
Original by Mark Harrison and Blaise Smith, 
Lyrics: Stephen Hillenburg
Swag remix by me

SPONGEBOB GOES HARD (XIMARES REMIX)

VSQx can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/hello_chainsaws/v4flower-time-to-stop-vsqx
In case you're too lazy to make your own 
 According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

  
The bee, of course, flies anyway

  
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

  
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

  
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

  
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

  
Coming!

  
Hang on a second.

  
Hello?

  
- Barry?
- Adam?

  
- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

  
Looking sharp.

  
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

  
Sorry. I'm excited.

  
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

  
A perfect report card, all B's.

  
Very proud.

  
Ma! I got a thing going here.

  
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

  
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

  
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

  
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

  
Never thought I'd make it.

  
Three days grade school,
three days high school.

  
Those were awkward.

  
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

  
You did come back different.

  
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

  
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

  
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

  
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

  
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

  
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

  
That's why we don't need vacations.

  
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

  
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

  
- Bee-men.
- Amen!

  
Hallelujah!

  
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

  
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

  
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

  
...9:15.

  
That concludes our ceremonies.

  
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

  
Will we pick ourjob today?

  
I heard it's just orientation.

  
Heads up! Here we go.

  
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

  
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

  
and a part of the Hexagon Group.

  
This is it!

IT'S TIME TO STOP

Lyrics:
Buttermints
Oh, buttermints
You're so tasty
Put you in my mouth 
And hide you from my mom
'Cause she'll eat you all
Fuck you mom..
You ate them all
All my butter mints..

DOWNLOAD INSTRUMENTAL AND VSQX: http://www.mediafire.com/download/r332c9ap5wu6uw5/THE+BUTTERMINT+SONG+VSQX+and+INSTRUMENTAL.zip

CREDITS:
Vocals: Fukase
Image: Google
Tuning, Music, and Lyrics: me

【Vocaloid Original】THE BUTTERMINT SONG +VSQX【Fuckassy_Kennith Append】

This is a joke, please.

Tonio: (Doesn't speak a lick of Spanish) "Oye Bruno, quiero que me folles ahora."
Bruno: "Vale, pero voy a montarte como un poni."
Tonio: "What?"
Bruno: "Haha, nothing."

Sonika: "A few moments later"

~Sounds~ 

Tonio: Pollo frito! Pollo Frito!
Bruno: "Que?"
"que?"
"Tonio"

Tonio: "Shut up and fuck me harder!"

Tonio: "@ @ @ -- @@ "
Bruno: "Tonio?"
Windows Sound"
Bruno: "God damn it, Tonio."


Vocaloid Yaoi

Mitchie M - Burenai Ai De (feat. Hatsune Inu)

When the shitpost level's too high

my life is full thone of regrets
and this is of them

ust : https://soundcloud.com/plzdontaskwhy (comvert and tuning to vsqx by me ) 
original : vantage 
meme : satan himself

HERE COME DAT MIKU V4X (a longer meme)

death doenst sound so bad after all 

why does this fucking dumbass song stuck in my head and why is @cubialpha 's bf spend an hours make the fking instrument america is a mistake and god doesnt exit im gonna go kill myself with a feather now byE 

art: me
midi: BarryTaylor
Instrumental: @kyttynz
ust: @cubialpha
tuning: @SilentlyFreezing 
america : mistake

Yanking Me Doodle

Miku can't sipp, but she can...
VSQx Download: https://mega.nz/#!PB9F1QAC!yM_09QUprwaybShLzcKJD7DYQ9ny2bgGofWi_gWViHs
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This VSQx will need to be spliced together, and you will need to provide your own S I P P sounds! Sorry! 
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http://imgur.com/a/fLsZR - Part 1
http://imgur.com/a/pqic5 - Part 2
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VSQx: Me, I'll release it if you all want it
Shitty Photoshops: Me
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based off: https://soundcloud.com/jade-s-10/why-sipp-when-you-can

Miku does the... [EAR RAPE] +ADDED VSQx

robbie rotten shitpost #2

Chris (C) Me
Shiki (C) @hello_chainsaws
ust: @jyuhng
Art thing : Me
Original : https://vine.co/v/iEeU3VE5iP0

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED?

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-g_BiBJME

all info on the video so pls go check it out!!

We Are Number One but instead Hatsune Miku is singing it

icon by @hello_chainsaws
Yo! Sup the names Ven!
I love Ariana Grande
Im also the Voicer for Chamber, Jackal & Wilbur!
My Mic: Blue Yeti 
My vocal range is G2 - F5
Im Also Furry Trash