This is an ongoing joke in our culture because of a popular movie, that someone will only consent if you buy them dinner first. SO I am making fun of that little rite of passage, because laughter is a rite of the wind...

Track: 003
for FAWM 2019
Title: Dinner First
by: visiblydistorted
Album: Rites of the Wind


If I had a restaurant
I'd call it "Dinner First"
I'd make it so successful
That I'd rip my old coin purse.

I'd go multinational
As corporations say,
Cooking girls and guys some grub
And when they go away,

OH, Dinner First, 
They'll say to me,
Dinner First,
It couldn't be,
A more special, 
thrilling evening,
Oh Dinner First,
then everything!

When their folks inevitably
Catch on to my philanthropy
(Destroying most celebacy
And Serving up Dessert),

They'll come around with picket signs
And in their puritan designs,
My aphrodisiacal finds,
Will be tossed in the dirt,

OH, Dinner First,
They'll say to me,
Dinner First,
You mustn't see
our most special
generation eat
At Dinner First
We know it means...

A lot of flirty misbehaving
Teasing, and shenanigans,
Next it's kissing then it's shaving,
You can't let young adults in!

But see, I'll argue it's the same
as going to a hockey game,
Cuz' don't you know, to be a gent,
You have to wait for good consent,
And bargain's likely partway spent 
with Dinner First, and that's the aim!

Oh Dinner First,
They'll say to me,
Where were you, 
I was twenty-three,
And had no way to find a date,
Oh Dinner First,
I had to wait!

Dinner First

Hey folks,
I am uploading some of these sound bites with the intention that someone will cut them up and use them as samples in electronic music.
I know they aren't the best quality, but if you want to work on something together let me know and we can figure it out.
♥
(Some of these tracks are specifically for FAWM though)