Vladimyr P. as Steve Minecraft
K.C. as Alex Minecraft
Fightmarker as Diego Márquez
Azia as Dora (the Explorer) Márquez

Steve:
Uh… This isn’t Mineplex.. *clears throat*
but Champions never fail!
I’d Rescue this Ranger from danger but he sounds like Chip and Dale
Lookin’ through your cousin's backpack just to find something to Cash Grab?
With a single observation; your loss is right on The Map
I’m living in my endless world while your show ended abruptly
That little sidekick of yours couldn’t compare to my puppy
From what your field journal told me, you’re just a failed Bubble Guppy
Instinctively throwing fits so I will teach and you can study.

Diego:
Me throwing a fit? Let’s talk about your dirt hut
When kids are screaming at their screens, as you end up blowing up
Working in the salt mines, but not spitting pure gold?
I’ve been around, standing strong, while your shit is getting old
I’m teaching kids survival, while you’re just a living meme
Steve loves PP on the DL as you can probably C
I’ll go hardcore on the mic just to show you what I mean
When you’re speedrunning a verse; your victory’s in a Dream!

Steve:
How does it feel to be living in the shadow of your cousin?
While fan art made you into ..something quite disgusting!
You’ll join the endangered along with everything I build
So you should Go, Diego, Go! because this Bear’s been Grylled!

Diego:
Spitting disses so vicious like the claws of a Jaguar
And for creepers like yourself tend to give children mental scars
My Rainforest flow can’t even hydrate crossovers with Finn
Hypocrisy to think you’re best when no one wants a Steve skin!

Alex:
I’ll slay any hostile Mob who dares to come into sight
I Ender-mite ignite the fire right to pack poisonous snake bites
There will be no season six, only six feet in the ground
because Alex has joined the server, the best player around!
Crafting torches, bright ideas that’ll light up this match
My lines’ll grief this prepubescent; because you’re a noob at rap
The only creatures that you study are the birds and the bees
So you will have to study up, if you wanna beat me!

Dora:
We’ve got Mrs. Steve here with an eating disorder?
It seems you got Sticky Keys from being a twelve year old whore
Vamonos, let’s go! To beat a two timin’ Diamond Hoe
You got your highs and lows, shame your game died a long time ago (oh!)
Your short render distance shows you haven’t gone far
And there’s no need for a dispenser since you couldn’t drop a hot-bar
You both looked up to me, and from what I can see
That cat companion is the only time that you’re near a pussy!
Even Diego agrees, MC ain’t close to an emcee
So. I’d call you a squid, but something smells fishy..

Diego: Tu verso era malo,
Dora: Correcto! Muy bien!

Diego & Dora:
Odd you came back from the dead just to fall off once again!

Alex:
This Explorer’s calling me the whore? Girl, your show’s a bore
I could beat you for a chore so you should shut the wooden door!
Punt a football look alike and jump on brats like Parkour!
Because winning is what a strong, independent woman’s for!
You ain’t no match for Alex, the female survivalist
You couldn’t walk in my shoes, so keep with your Boots, bitch

Steve & Alex:
Your shows have died while our game will forever go down in history

Alex:
It’s the end of both their rhyming sprees, 

Steve & Alex:
so seems we swiped their victory!

Written by Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Steve Minecraft vs Go Diego Go. Universal Rap Battles

Steve Minecraft vs Go, Diego, Go! Universal Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker, Azia, & K.C.)

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic