Dilly as Mega Man
VinnyO as X

Mancha as Shovel Knight

Beat by Casey

Lyrics written by Casey, with help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by Casey

Mega Man:
Looks like it's not just your shovel you've gone and put in the ground
It's the Blue Bomber rocking the Cerulean Coward!
I'll make you dig your grave and jump inside if you've really come to fight
Leave you pleading on your knees like Wily, call you Grovel Knight
I saved the planet twelve times! How 'bout this cosplayer?
You beat a ghost 'cause she was running Renaissance Fair
Ran through a legion, its liege, and defeated three other people
To save your GF from evil? Your armor's not layered!
Stop and watch with your awful locket, your conquest is all in vain
I don't got to charge up the bombs I'm dropping, 'cause Ferrels knows you're not a pain
Try taking your musical scrolls from who inspired this
Leave this gold digger in the cold like Polar Knight did

Shovel Knight:
I've fought with war machines, I'll be frank, I might scoff 
'Cause I'd thought this trite bot could fire off a slight shot
No matter, I'll make sure that I valiantly defend till the end
You're an android? Allocate this to your memory then!
You keep on trying with Wily, but where your victories have gone
Is just another cliffhanger when you don't finish the job!
Your games get little applause, repeating weird tropes
In the shade of Light's other works, simply a Zero

X:
Bring him into this again and I'll make an example of ya:
Don't put a treasure hunter up against the Maverick Hunter!
It's in the name that I'm crossing you out, firing off flames and napalm from my mouth
Your Shovel of Hope is about to fall out with the hand you've been dealt if you're opting to joust
I'm calling you out, so you best take a swig of that lame shit you got from that trout king
'Cause if you dare to be haughty around me, I'm ready to break all that armor you're walking around in
This glistening little child thinks he's on some Sigma grind
But I think I'll call him Baz the way he seems to scream and cry
Do you copy? Beam me somewhere else, give me a real fight
He couldn't pick this win up in his dreams, like Shield Knight

Shovel Knight:
Even I don't have the willpower within your bored supporters
For your lore has got no order, but I'll still leave you quartered!
I'd stomp this pompous twit with honor, wit and confidence
But I'd not need a knock on the noggin just to put this bot out of consciousness
So I'm dropping hits, won't stop with a pausing glitch 'cause I'm awful pissed
You'll be walking off from this combat sick when I strike you down with sound - that's the Doppler effect
But have you honestly thought of this? All this talk about Copy Chips
Rockman here's rocking rockets, thought he'd spit hard like the roster of bots that he fought with is
But what I've seen more often is
The promise of justice followed with a botched DDoS attempt!
I saved the world from an ethereal nemesis!
You're a glorified officer toting self righteous messages!
Sure I've had my share of spin-offs but I'm thinking that the odd one
Was when your creator signed up for a very different Yacht Club
So my advice is, next time you want to match up: 
I might suggest you take your memories and make a backup

Mega Man vs Shovel Knight - Indie Game Rap Battles #1

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaMachine as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook


WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN


Freddy Fazbear:
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie the Bunny:
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken:
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate:
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy Fazbear:
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold

Foxy the Pirate:
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!

Chica the Chicken:
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!

Bonnie the Bunny:
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.


Duck Guy:
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy:
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy:
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy:
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

Yellow Guy:
Matpat was right, 

Duck Guy:
you improvise your games, 

Red Guy:
with no real story.
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy:
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong

Yellow Guy:
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy:
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy:
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.


Chica the Chicken:
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!

Foxy the Pirate:
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie the Bunny:
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary

Freddy Fazbear:
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie the Bunny:
For your belated murder

Foxy the Pirate:
There’s a P-Party Inside.

Freddy Fazbear:
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip

Chica the Chicken:
then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy Fazbear:
You weren’t ready for Freddy

ALL:
and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy Fazbear:
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti


Yellow Guy:
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil

Red Guy:
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?

Duck Guy:
You’re running out of timmee!-

Red Guy:
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy:
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy:
The bird eats the worms 

Duck Guy:
more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy:
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy:
It's game over!

Red Guy:
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure


WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE


Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy's vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as Steve Minecraft
K.C. as Alex Minecraft
Fightmarker as Diego Márquez
Azia as Dora (the Explorer) Márquez

Steve:
Uh… This isn’t Mineplex.. *clears throat*
but Champions never fail!
I’d Rescue this Ranger from danger but he sounds like Chip and Dale
Lookin’ through your cousin's backpack just to find something to Cash Grab?
With a single observation; your loss is right on The Map
I’m living in my endless world while your show ended abruptly
That little sidekick of yours couldn’t compare to my puppy
From what your field journal told me, you’re just a failed Bubble Guppy
Instinctively throwing fits so I will teach and you can study.

Diego:
Me throwing a fit? Let’s talk about your dirt hut
When kids are screaming at their screens, as you end up blowing up
Working in the salt mines, but not spitting pure gold?
I’ve been around, standing strong, while your shit is getting old
I’m teaching kids survival, while you’re just a living meme
Steve loves PP on the DL as you can probably C
I’ll go hardcore on the mic just to show you what I mean
When you’re speedrunning a verse; your victory’s in a Dream!

Steve:
How does it feel to be living in the shadow of your cousin?
While fan art made you into ..something quite disgusting!
You’ll join the endangered along with everything I build
So you should Go, Diego, Go! because this Bear’s been Grylled!

Diego:
Spitting disses so vicious like the claws of a Jaguar
And for creepers like yourself tend to give children mental scars
My Rainforest flow can’t even hydrate crossovers with Finn
Hypocrisy to think you’re best when no one wants a Steve skin!

Alex:
I’ll slay any hostile Mob who dares to come into sight
I Ender-mite ignite the fire right to pack poisonous snake bites
There will be no season six, only six feet in the ground
because Alex has joined the server, the best player around!
Crafting torches, bright ideas that’ll light up this match
My lines’ll grief this prepubescent; because you’re a noob at rap
The only creatures that you study are the birds and the bees
So you will have to study up, if you wanna beat me!

Dora:
We’ve got Mrs. Steve here with an eating disorder?
It seems you got Sticky Keys from being a twelve year old whore
Vamonos, let’s go! To beat a two timin’ Diamond Hoe
You got your highs and lows, shame your game died a long time ago (oh!)
Your short render distance shows you haven’t gone far
And there’s no need for a dispenser since you couldn’t drop a hot-bar
You both looked up to me, and from what I can see
That cat companion is the only time that you’re near a pussy!
Even Diego agrees, MC ain’t close to an emcee
So. I’d call you a squid, but something smells fishy..

Diego: Tu verso era malo,
Dora: Correcto! Muy bien!

Diego & Dora:
Odd you came back from the dead just to fall off once again!

Alex:
This Explorer’s calling me the whore? Girl, your show’s a bore
I could beat you for a chore so you should shut the wooden door!
Punt a football look alike and jump on brats like Parkour!
Because winning is what a strong, independent woman’s for!
You ain’t no match for Alex, the female survivalist
You couldn’t walk in my shoes, so keep with your Boots, bitch

Steve & Alex:
Your shows have died while our game will forever go down in history

Alex:
It’s the end of both their rhyming sprees, 

Steve & Alex:
so seems we swiped their victory!

Written by Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Steve Minecraft vs Go Diego Go. Universal Rap Battles

Steve Minecraft vs Go, Diego, Go! Universal Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker, Azia, & K.C.)

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

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The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.

Skibidi Toilet vs Toilet-Bound Hanako - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii and TAFox)

was originally an epic rap battles of damn daniel repurposed into a serious battle. this was scrapped because it was a mix of unfunny and outdated. enjoy fight as pete and my demo :3

Fightmarker / Cri as Pete Davidson
Mr. Tibbs as Eddie Brock / Venom

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii

Lyrics:

Pete:
So uhh…we got a parasite, I’m seeing no pairs in sight
The aids I’d get lookin’ at you has more similarities, ight? 
Yeah, whatever, he’s a big guy, saying he’s greater
Like congrats, for almost killing a teenager
Falling in Reverse of fight scenes
Dude’s got all his balls in a hearse to fight me
Whether if it’s a brawl or a verse, you might bleed
This isn’t even Taco Bell’s worth, I spike thee
I eat this up for breakfast, but you’d fold at a seafood dish
So fuckin’ with the biggest fish, that might seem foolish
So if you still wanna pray to Jesus for my death, too late
‘Cause jeez, I thought I was one for having too much roommates

Eddie:
Uhhh, dude this seems unfair, can he even win?

Venom:
No, kill the plebian, the unfunny comedian

Eddie:
If you wanna start fiending him, then go and do whatever, bruh

Venom:
YOUR FATHER DIED ON 9/11!! RAHHHHH
We got a lot in common, but now you’re crossing the border
And we ain’t talkin’ borderline personality disorder
You and us, Petey, we’re both giving licks in store
But the hoes would rather be inside of our whole mouth than yours
Ah, your shit’s soft, ay, quit the shit talk, grah
Popping cannons but Cannon’s a better rizz god
You’re just an annoying thot who’s out here spitting ass
Only good at self-deprecating, call you Peteness of Trash

Pete:
What are you symbiotes even fucking smoking
‘Cause I want it, and maybe a blunt sesh could be a token, eh?

Venom:
Peter, what the fuck are you saying
Known for killing spiders, for this web meme, we’re not playing

Pete:
Yeah yeah, and Tom Hardy should just not fuckin’ play you
I could act better than half of your cast just to persuade you

Venom:
Like how Ariana Grande played you? Left your shit for dead, man?
Tell us how the fuck you still get cucked on by a dead man?

Pete:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying SNL while you fucked up Marvel’s time
Like come on, this demon fucking sucks and I saw Morbius
All I need’s the damn volume button to make this morbid, yes
Even Eminem messed you up, yea that stuff is harsh
But from No Way Home, I guess you’re used to being stuck at bars
Now I’m off to get some brain like I was your symbiote bitch
But I’ll make sure with my kid that it won’t leave your whole show ditched

Venom:
We think you’re hittin’ that cart, sir
You can’t be good at rapping, porn actor for Aaron Carter
And with them people you associate with on the daily
You’re child’s play, make sense you’re homies with Machine Gun Kelly
We’ll say that his tries to fight us ain’t nothing canny
But, you can go meatride this Giant, no Eli Manning, bud
We slide in, and unlike half your beef we get shit done
Eating off your fucking head

Eddie:
The intrusive thoughts won

{SCRAPPED} Venom vs. Pete Davidson

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic