Frankenstein’s Monster:
LEGO set from pizzeria against me? In no mood to play!
I choke you with your own wires, this time you thrown away!
You don’t spit ill, ironic with fandom so toxic
Step to me, get neck snapped like toy, Foxy
Flow gold like Fredbear, I give you the death stare
Try to be terrifying, but map bots make people scared
We have characters with same names, is that coincidental?
But now ripping-off Jekyll and Hyde with a sun—I’m skeptical!
This monster leaves your FNaF World Glam-rocked
Toss you out like Bonnie and leave your mouth springlocked
It’s not ‘84, but you still come to me and bite?
Rule34 puts real meaning to “getting quirky at night”
I murder William in one night, I bring father to tears
You killed by William in one night, you can’t kill him for years! (raaah!)
Once upon a time, your game scary and eerie
Then people got confused because of gender and Game Theory!

Mangle:
Better fix your grammar if you want to fight this A.I.
Illiterate Shrek is nothing compared to my franchise
Damn right, you’re on candid camera, so sit tight
And I just might let you survive until the fifth night
You killed an innocent man and let the servant get slaughtered
Then you beg for a girlfriend, but she gets tossed in the water
Thought you’d get revenge on dad by killing Elizabeth
Well now I’m here, the one you shouldn’t have dissed!
Your lines are just like your clothes: old and shabby
While this hot-headed machine is spitting colder than daddy
In this battle you’re my Puppet because you’re no Music Man
Make lyrics that are less withered if you wanna join this band
Your story is complete trash, I’ll shove it in Chica’s beak
My timeline’s less complex than the reasons behind this freak
After listening to you, I can see why you were abandoned
You’re a Nightmare to your father who he wishes he kept dead!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
It’s shocking this machine still hanging around
Well this phantom not fantastic; my raps will burn you down
Be like Scott and retire ‘cause this battle make me tired
My story liked for years with no help from Markiplier

Mangle:
No amount of zapping could make this idiot bright
So quick to murder Henry, but no so quick with your lines
And when your enemy dies, you resort to suicide?
You've reached the very end, but you're not the victor, Frankenstein!

Cast/Crew:
SPM1000 as Frankenstein’s Monster
JesseBox as Mangle
Written by DonivideR & SPM1000
Mixed by Light
Beat by Marsad Men
Art and Cover by Grasman

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Mangle - Crazy Diss Wars

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

Originally intended for April Fools, but here it is now, hope you enjoy. The video will come later within the year. This is a one-off premiere and not the start of a new series.

Miyamoto Musashi: RNG

Yotsuba: Azia

Announcer: Alex M.

Prod: EDX Beats

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Coverart by: M!CAH

Written by: Violet

Musashi:
I don’t understand this match, but I mustn't yield
If you want a slice of my life then step onto the battlefield 
Duels are my speciality, you can Try Try; though
There’s nothing to fear from the drawn out Azumanga Daioh!
Picked up the volumes of your text and I was left bored!
There’s no value in the life of the mascot of a hate board!
My travels across the country are what Ronin aspire for
The furthest of your travels are the park and grocery store!
That slacker of a father makes Japan's future look bleak 
At least the disciples I teach know how to properly speak
When Inoue fine-crafted the craft of my work it broke the mold
All you do is break the peace of the Ayase household!
Pick all the clovers you want: this battle is unchanged
My techniques got finer the more and more that I aged
The legacy I left with my sword and pen have remained
You’re forever self contained: a story where nothing’s changed!

Yotsuba:
Miyamoto? Hey, you make Mario games!
Wait, you’re a Samurai? That’s way more lame
Yotsuba doesn’t see how your story became a hit
All I found were pretty pictures…And that’s about it!
Learn to have fun! Kojiro has a better view on life
You’re just like my daddy cause you both got no wife!
My mighty stick could break your sword, you stupid dumbo!
And you could never overtower my best buddy Jumbo!
Raps hot like Glowball Warming, an A.C couldn’t cool me down
Troubled times are ahead when Mu-sushi arrives in town
Look meanie it doesn’t matter if I’m four, six, or five!
Cause you been on hiatus longer than Yotsubas been alive!

Miyamoto Musashi:
Insolent child…I must relax myself

*Musashi starts to meditate*

Yotsuba:
Uhhhhhh are you sleeping?

Musashi:
No I am meditating

Yotsuba:
But you look like Yotsuba when she reads your manga!

Musashi:
This is the result of an upbringing that's gone too far south
A brat who doesn’t know how to shut their damn mouth!
Hoizon’s monks and all my other foes know I got that hard flow
I’m the real deal unlike that made up contraption Cardbo!
Your petty feuds with Yanda are nothing to what I’ve fought 
At the prime of my youth my strength was self taught!
Though I’ve reached peace in my life and I have made due
Hopefully one day you can cope with your mother ditching you

Yotsuba:
Sorry mister but you can’t scare me with your power
My friends told me not to talk to hermits who don’t shower!
I heard what you did to those Yoshi guys, which did rule
But you can’t leave me schooled since I don’t go to school!
When I see you with Iori my smile is gone for good
You need more than just farming to have a happy childhood!
Though that’s something you don’t know from what I can see
I’d rather have no mommy than have one who hates me!
Yotsuba got friends that she keeps close to her heart
All your sword did was split you and your friends further apart!
You should be lucky I spared you from my Yotsuba gun
I’m bored now, bye! I’m off to go have fun under the sun!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

MAAAANGAAA RAP BATTLES

SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VOLUME

Miyamoto Musashi Vs Yotsuba - MANGA RAP BATTLES

Frieza:
Evil and regal, the rightful heir to my father’s throne
And they pit me against an “equal” failed experiment of a clone?
What a joke! (hah!) I block your path like Snorlax, you won’t go far 
My advice is that you abort, like the fetus that you are (hohohoho!)
So forgettable: Mew-who — this crude fool’s bouta get screwed
The death scene? My Death Beams shooting through you like voodoo
You do read minds right? So why’d you choose this fight?
You’ll be the next to get burned by Supernova-hot rhymes

Mewtwo:
Go use the shitter, sci-fi Hitler, you sound Super constipated
If this were an ego contest, you’d be the winner, undebated
But since it ain’t, you’ve sealed your fate: leave you sobbing like Pikachu
I’m at the Top when it comes to ‘mons, force you to replay peekaboo.

Space Karen better go take a seat next to Ash
For you must be stoned to think you’ll win this clash
Spitting Colder than your dad on the track
We all know that for Cheelai you down bad
When I’m on the attack, this ant should keep back
End you quick with a Focus Blast
You’d think I’m Burter, I’m rhyming fast
Steel-ing this win; like your type is Grass

I suggest growing your horns back, ‘cuz up there right now it’s looking bare
Bet that’s why you really offed Krillin, was blinded with jealousy, no Solar Flare
Really, this space ‘count’ can't even tell the time? How sad.
I’d say you’re screaming like a girl, but I guess one’s voiced you in the past

Frieza:
I expected dazzling fireworks, that was an awful display
And my actress remains praised, yours is hated to this day
Wish to insult my appearance? Here’s something to consider:
Change into your Y form, and take a good look in the mirror!

For somebody who’s used a spoon as a weapon
You can’t scoop a win into your possession
I am divine, you are sublime
Banned from being competitive right? Then get the hell out of my sight!

Now I’ll be wrapping this up like my home in Hell
Flipping off this skinny two toed Pokémon, Go fuck yourself!!!

Mewtwo:
Got saved from death and rebuilt as a cyborg, but it didn’t go well
Trunks went and split you in half just like the opinions of Dragon Ball fans after Cell
I’ve been used as a pawn before to fulfill desires of powerful men 
But that’s nothing compared to when you were used as a toy by Broly for hours on end
Your character’s hard to defend, enslaving races without a care
So how about I whip you until you’re on your knees begging to be spared again?
Couldn’t spew heat like a Charizard, you proved to be no hassle
It would seem your Golden Form has taken Silver in this battle

@fightmarker as Frieza
King Mewtwo as Mewtwo (yes)
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by @sw4nked, @snakebite126, @metamachinee and Robo Rebellion Studios
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover Art by @micahmp4

Frieza vs Mewtwo. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!


Danii As Dababy 


Swizkii As Optimus Prime 


Art by Forgottensons & Supergamerbro 


Mixed by Light_IWNL


Special thanks to Snakebite126


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Dababy:

Less goooo, (yuh) you wanna face me? Dababy? (huh?)

Bitches crazy for me, the only hoes you know are Mercedes (haha)

Saturday morning is a sadder day morning for you fans cuz your show has died 

Yuh yuh, ain’t it funny how optimistic Optimus is past his prime? (Oh!)


So I say you stop it and listen (uhuh) every single shot you be missing (For real)

But if this trash bin’s my opposition I’ll pull out the nine, traumatise all the children (yeah!)

You used to get women but Megatron pulled up and put your bitch down (Ouch)

Ariel’s no longer under the sea, that hoe is six feet under the ground! 


Optimus Prime:

Seems you didn't do your research Kirk, you’ve always been a cop out

See, she and I were rebuilt jerk, don’t try to school me drop out

Your lines are only slapping when your palm lines collide with a woman's face

So do the same as you did after that day: Don’t say shit and walk off the stage


Can’t even create an apology properly so what makes you think you can mess with me?

A balding mumbo jumbo mumble rapper can't even get close to my legacy!

You’re just another fad among many and your bars clearly show that

But I’ll aim for that big target atop your large head, haha no cap


Dababy:

When my fans pull up they pull up vids of them doin’ pull-ups (yuh?)

When your fans pull up all they do is pull up their Pull-Ups, I PULL UP


Step to my group you’ll be leavin’ in two, you’ll look the same as your palette: Red, black and blue

Everyone prefers Bumblee over you bitch ass, plus your movies def belong down the chute (Wooh!)

Bay directed that shit, explains why it blew like your shoulder when I pop out the glock and then shoot

Like you were Brawn, now there goes your brawn. You’ll be taking bronze, silver goes to my crew (yeah)


When these bullets reach your cranium (yuh?) you’ll be turning grey again (true!)

And this time no one will be savin’ him (nope!) it loses stakes, no more playin’ pretend 

You basic bitch, when facing this I'll forge this trash bin ass into my hand warmer

With your ships, not Seaspray (nah), I'm not surprised they call ya Trans-formers! (Ayyy haha)


Optimus Prime:

When Optimus Prime is rocking the mic he’s already erased the thought of mercy

I'm not surprised you’d be droppin’ a rhyme like that considering your controversies 

Committing robberies when you got lots of green? Heh, that's quite depressing, yet 

I wouldn't put trust in your beliefs since you think Kanye should be president! (Nah)


I'm not usually as mean but when faced teeny fiends i’ll easily split them at the seams

Your fame wouldn't be the same as it is today if not for the memes

Ironic, a mugging got you a mug shot, for a third time you’ve been caught now

Luckily for you I'm done going all out… Autobots, roll out


Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

ANIME RAP BATTLE

Lady Oscar: EileMonty

Utena Tenjou: KingSpirals

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by: Audio Network

Written by: Metal and Dusk

Lady Oscar (00:12):
Mon Dieu, this school girl amateur is my challenger.
When it’s clear Madam Juri is more of my caliber!
Unlike you in duels a Jarjayes knows chivalry 
Don’t need to be possessed to win a match properly!
Met your prince and it was the End of the World
Should’ve grown out of Fairy Tales you silly little girl!
At your age I was the model of a top Commander
With Anthys abuse, you’re just a mere bystander
I couldn’t care less about your Council affairs 
Or about how your greatest foe is a flight of stairs!
Now I got no shame in attacking your concepts
Ikuhara looked at me and added artsy nonsense!
Ditched the Courts to etch my name in history
To your talebearing school, you’re just another mystery!
Crawl back in your coffin before you try to flow
Which of us is really Revolutionary Miss Tenjou?!  

Utena (00:57): 
Wow that verse flopped, did Jacques ghostwrite?
Well I shouldn’t expect much from Maries white knight!
Don’t dare talk of Revolution like you set the bar
Had more drive than you when I was a literal car!
Crafted my destiny without wealth and privilege
Disappointed dad so much he made you in his image!
The snooty balls you attend bore me to tears
While I’m straight up ballin 'and dunking on my peers!
Gave my oppressors their deserved karma 
You splatter sparkles and call that trash drama!
Thought Wakaba had bad taste but then I see
You going full bootlicker for a tyrannical Swede 
Claim to be immortal in history, but in reality
To Robespierre you’re just another casualty
In spite of your protests and insistent pride
Only a blind man would make you their Rose Bride!

Lady Oscar (1:42):
Andre is my beloved through and through
Though Touga chose drowning over loving you!
That Academy of yours shouldn’t be boasted
Cause you’ll be its 101st Duelist to be roasted!

Utena (01:53):
Woah your Nanami impression has been pretty killer
This pompous cow has spat nothing but filler!
A Royal Guard Commander shouldn’t be this reckless
I fuck over French nobles like a Diamond Necklace!

Lady Oscar:
I’m not surprised this brat resorts to vulgarity
Such a brute compared to my lovely Rosalie!

Utena (2:04):
Oh it’s ironic how you think to mention her
When you didn’t have the gall to save her sister!

Lady Oscar:
By God, I shall reunite you with your parents!

Utena:
And I’ll reunite you with those angered peasants!

Lady Oscar:
Au Revoir, I end battles with a clean decapitation!

Utena:
I’ve cut down this Rose! Like Toei Animation

Oscar vs Utena - ANIME RAP BATTLES #9

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Beat by me
Both voices by me
Mix by Kenos https://www.youtube.com/@KENOSISHOT
TN by gman2006. on Discord


Story time! A few weeks ago I thought, "Hey, you know what would be cool? Making an entire rap battle, beat and all, in less than two hours!"

I wrote the beat in half an hour, the lyrics in an hour, recorded it in the last half hour... got it all sent to Kenos, got the mix back same day, asked for Gman's thumbnail expertise, got that wicked fast...

And then proceeded to forget to upload it for weeks.

Ohwellyouknowwhattheysaybetterlatethannever.wav

This may or may not be redone with higher quality and better lyrics for a future release, but I wanted to show what I did now because I'm super proud of it!

Side note: Zapdos is mainly based on his iterations in the spinoffs, referencing Rescue Team and Guardian Signs in particular.


LYRICS:
ZAPDOS
Is the Power Plant jacker back from hiatus?
Primeape is less scary past prime, ain’t it?
I’m at the top of Mt Thunder while your kind’s wasted
On a vigilante fresh out of the ice! Face it
You guard a lethal weapon cause your maker bot got personal
Mega showed up and made your Montage Terminal
You know the drill, try to Mirror my Moves
But a thunder god could surely put the fear inside you

MANDRILL
I was at this centuries before you could fly
Scrap the 20, I’ll put two X’s over your eyes
Try to armor through a Squirtle shell but still they let the kill show
Now I’ll do it right back- Disarmored Armadillo
Shifty poultry shoulda stayed in Gen 1
Cause when Shiftry showed you went and let his friends run
With your OU niche depleted, it seems fitting
That a team of children’s your last means of lifting

ZAPDOS
Bitch, I know you didn’t keep that up
You’re a pushover in everyone’s elite TAS runs
And now every single remix sees a beast gassed up
But your battle isn’t even worth a rematch, bud
I’m fly like Layuda, you’re grounded like Renbow
Without any range, fire straight if you can though
Like Eagle so high you got beat from the sky
Now I’ll leave you behind, as fast as Nintendo
MANDRILL
Slow as your plotline, Sigma to Slugma
I’ll bring the dark world your audience runs from
Claim moral high ground, but this tuta-minus
Tries channeling lightning on kids when they fight him
I was built as a sentry protecting this entrance
Electric defenses your pecks never get in
Took too many hits, and now look what’s happened
No Galar, I left this attack chicken blackened

Zapdos Vs Spark Mandrill- THE RAP RING! 2 Hour Challenge

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/gjgQvZi3o9fFXj119

FRB Brawl: Rematch's third battle of Round 1 pits the creator of Super Star Rap Battles, Jofinity, against the creator of Nugget Rap Battles, Nugget.

They say third time's the charm, but this is neither Jofinity's nor Nugget's third bout. Will Jofinity's many FRBs help him be crowned the super star, or will Nugget's begginer status (and swag) help him have this win in the McDonald's bag? Be sure to vote so that one may advance and one may wallow in shame.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

Jofinity:

I’m ‘bout to eat and you won’t be a *Happy* Meal, chief
Fuck McDonalds, I’m bringing some real beef
Packin’ fuckin heat, and I’ll do more than popping corn
Cuz I’m leavin’ no crumbs for you to eat off of the floor

You live under a rock if you think your kiddy shit is ballin’
You musta crawled up from a hole straight outta Kindergarten
I’ll show the mods a dogpile when I beat this bitch
You Nugget Dog: stupid ugly piece of shit

All your fans are dead. And it’s not that your battles hit
You pump out the schlock, but they’re practicin’ abstinence
I’ve never seen a kid be so proud of all his junk
He places better on the talking charts than Battle of the Month

Think you’ll beat me? You must be smoking that “grass, man”!
Nugget’s wanted for ten counts of sexual harassment.
But don’t take it from me, let’s hear it from your loving fans
Creepy Pedophile DK: Yeah, I love Nugget, man!

Nugget:

So Jo, do you think you’re a good foe? I say no!
Cuz you’re not funny you’re more so the joke!
And getting well known in the community was a slow start
Yet I only took half your time to stick or star 

Went through your catalog and it showed you ain’t a hassle 
Since the disses you get from uploading hit harder than what’s in your battles
Just like when he drops on events, nobody cares for him
You lost to two Brit’s and now two Americans 

Jo, sorry bro, but shouldn’t battle the best
Or you’ll be cut off like battles from your direct 
But I digress, I mean it was an honest mistake
Just like those “creative” decisions you make

The whole time finding a beat with you I wanted to die 
It was so bad the next day your computer opted to end its life!
And no matter how much you improve it’s never enough 
So here’s a tip, bud. Give up! :D

Jofinity:

Say I should give up, but you quit your job cuz it’s a bit hard
Went from theater ticket-taker, to taking them in cars
I know you can’t relate, but right now, I am seein’ red
You thought that shit was good? Wait, are you colorblind or deaf?

You would’ve had some material that isn’t lame
If I had hit send that one time I mistakenly misspelled your name
We all pretend to like you, you’re FRB’s villain
And he thinks he’s got a shot at top 10? …Let’s kill him

Nugget:

You may be the wheat, but you won’t eat this beat 
Leave you like your 5 fans; starving 
 5 is a little too nice, maybe none is correct?
Because i've only heard silence in your public 

Just like your request for roles, hmm, though
I do plan on getting you as Rivers Cuomo
But you need to go if you think you’re the joker
Nugget just stole the show, so sorry, itsJover

Jofinity:

Anyone else think Nugget is a stupid little fucking bitch?

Nugget:

Anyone else think Jo ruined Bolt vs Puppington?
And the only thing he’s good at is making people mad

Jofinity:

(Grrrrr) That’s it. Me. You. Krusty Krab!

Jofinity:

…I went from rags, to riches!
Admit it, evildoer, you are… autistic!
You’re a racist, just face it, notoriously misogynistic,
I’d report ya, but your ass is too white to be “black”listed!

Nugget:

Fuck you Jofiny! You should have known I’m goated
While you? Uhh more whack coded 
You think you’re a superstar? I got super bars
And my next verse is going to go super hard!

Jofinity vs ItsNugget. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

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