Penny saved here is a dollar saved there
In my concrete bunker wearing paper underwear
Stick it to the man 'cause he's sure to feel it there
In my single use shoes and my paper underwear
Hiding underground running out of air
With my plastic fashions and my paper underwear
Always on the run from the cataclysmic scare
Eatin' grapes off paper plates in my paper underwear
Canned meat products that can last a thousand years
But I'll never face your fears it can only end in tears
Dwelling gone gorilla and senses gone strange
No cardboard house will save me now 
And everything has changed
Living off of fruit cups and pornographic blues
But I'll never pay my dues 'cause I make less than I use
Reading old newspapers and watching old shows
Flipping through the pages until when nobody knows
(Chorus)
Paper! Paper! Paper! Paper!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow...

Paper Underwear

Wacky Jacket is Andrew, Leif, and Daniel. Wacky Jacket is also reversible, durable, and affordable.