Freshy Kanal - Minecraft Vs. Little Big Planet Rap Battle Ft. Cam Steady

Freshy Kanal - Peter Griffin Vs. Homer Simpson Rap Battle Ft. Chris Voiceman & Joe Cliff Thompson

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

Freshy Kanal: Mr. Monopoly VS Julius Pringles ft. littleflecks

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Vs. The Truman Show

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Rustage as Layton
VGRB as Wright
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

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