This is the first we-finished-it-just-about-so-I'm-putting-it-on-soundcloud song from the third Christian Fitness record. Naturally, it's about the half-life of sperm. I hope you enjoy it. 

Recorded with Steffan Pringle and speed mastered by Anthony Chapman. Drums by Jack Egglestone. Written by me, for which I am mostly sorry. 

Christian Fitness - Bad Boys Die In The Bath

this is the second song to be taken from the forthcoming Christian Fitness record (three titles are fighting it out to see which one inspires the best artwork). I like it and am putting it online for that reason alone. Credits the same as before - Steffan Pringle, Jack Egglestone and Anthony Chapman *cough* represent *end cough*

Christian Fitness - Happiness is not for Amateurs

BEHOLD HEATHENS!!!!  ...our first real release.

Recorded Sept/Oct of 2016 in a basement in Santa Barbara.  This album is a collection of songs we've had in the stable for years, as well as some that snuck in last minute.  It's bare bones but we couldn't be more proud.  

Vox/Guitar:  G. Matthew Wilson

Zelletian Castles (2016)

Trust Fall

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