05 - Dropout Bear

Mashup: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Safety Not Guaranteed (Mullet Man and Suzuha Amane)

-YTMND Memes (Push It to the Limit, What is Love, Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger)

-Any media that revolves around time travel or features it as a central plot point (Steins;Gate, Back to the Future, Samurai Jack)

-Songs from any media in the Science Adventure series (Robotics;Notes, Chaos;Child, Occultic;Nine)

-Famous internet mysteries (Like the Wind, Plastic Love, The Zelda Song)

-Anime by studio White Fox (Re:Zero, Girls Last Tour, Akame ga Kill!)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Eminem - Lose Yourself (YTMND Memes)
ADAM AND ANDREW - The Emo Song (YTMND Memes)
Haddaway - What Is Love (YTMND Memes)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (YTMND Memes)
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (YTMND Memes)
Hard 'n Phirm - Pi (YTMND Memes)
Hirokazu Ando - Dream Land (YTMND Memes)

Telemarketers Beware

Walt Disney. Nikey. Googoo. -P
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Track by: Homerfan
Art: @og_crunkjesus

Dropout Bear

For those who miss the old Kanye, you're in luck. Say good morning to Dropout Bear! Even though he is mostly forgotten by his creator, Dropout Bear is enrolled in Whetzlespach's Artifact Showdown stronger than ever and with more school spirit. He is ready to touch the sky and and become the champion of the tournament... if only he can wake up on time to make it to his graduation ceremony.

Sources:
-Early Kanye (College Dropout - 808s) and prominent or notable collaborations/collaborators
  [Heartless, We Don’t Care, Family Business]
  [Man on the Moon trilogy, Jay-Z, American Boy]
-Soul/Gospel genre and popular songs that sample them
  [Amnesty - Liberty, Everybody Loves the Sunshine, The Story of O.J.]
-Sources about/related to school or giving up
  [Basics in Behavior, Never Gonna Give You Up, Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2]

Track Sources:
Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C (School)
Good Morning - Kanye West (Kanye / School)
Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd (School)
Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club (School)
Aishiteru Banzai! - Love Live (School)
Why Did I Say Okie Doki? - The Stupendium (School)
Jeremy - Pearl Jam (School)
Graduation - Benny Blanco, Juice WRLD (School)

Happy Graduation Day!

From Dropout To Graduate

Change the Mirror

WISHLIST · Denzel Curry · Armani White

King Of The Mischievous South Vol. 2

℗ 2024 PH Recordings, LLC., Under exclusive license to Loma Vista Recordings. Distributed by Concord.

Released on: 2024-07-19

Producer: Madd World
Recording Engineer, Mixing Engineer: Nate Burgess
Mastering Engineer: Ruairi O'Flaherty
Vocalist: Denzel Curry
Vocalist: Armani White
Composer Lyricist: D. Curry
Composer Lyricist: E White
Composer Lyricist: W. Hutch
Composer Lyricist: E. Johnson
Composer Lyricist: A. Delgado

BACKBONE · Chase & Status · Stormzy

BACKBONE

℗ 2024 Chase & Status, under exclusive licence to Universal Music Operations Limited

Released on: 2024-08-08

Mastering Engineer, Mixer, Producer, Studio Personnel: Chase & Status
Associated Performer, Music Production: Will Kennard
Music Production, Associated Performer, Composer Lyricist: Saul Milton
Vocals, Associated Performer: Stormzy
Composer Lyricist: William Kennard
Composer Lyricist: Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

Wishlist x Backbone

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert) https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Etroup)

DAD EGBERT: SORRY KITTY. YOUR NINE LIVES ARE ABOUT TO RUN OUT. I'M GOING TO DO PURRFECT AGAINST YOU. HAHA.

ETROUP (Shades): Maybe so, but that doesn't take away the fact that you've never made anyone laugh.

https://forms.gle/Bwhi3np4xeSDmbeP9

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)
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ETROUP SOURCE LIST:

- Jazz Cat's kfad arrangements (By Fire, Jazz On Mars, World Map, etc)

- Rat related music (as per etroup's request) (Fat Rat music, We're the Rats, etc)

- Songs relating to Cats (Nyan Cat, Whats New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, etc)

- Twitch related music (Brain Power, Never Dance Again, etc)
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Sources Used:
Etroup:
Roc the Dilettante - Nyan Cat [Jazz Cats Cover] (Jazz Cats Arrangements, Cats)
TheFatRat - Unity (Rats)
Mario Paint - Cat SFX (Cats)
Garfield - Cool Cat (Cats)
Fernanfloo/TheFatRat - Rap de Fernanfloo (Rats)

Dad Egbert:
Homestuck - Black (Homestuck)
The Beatles - Hey Jude (Boomer Rock)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Boomer Rock)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Dads)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!

Hey, Etroup!

Track donated by: CheeseFestivities#0326
Art donated by: @max-emerald
Character [02] - The Number Ones

It's the Muppet Show featuring our special guest, Robbie Ro- wait a minute, that isn't Kermit! Constantine the Frog and Robbie Rotten, espionage extraordinaires, have taken to The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. for their shot to go down in history! With their fine range of puppetry, cartoony villains, and their pride keeping them going forward, they're here to prove that they truly are number one! (Just, uh...someone make sure Constantine doesn't steal anything, alright?)

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Sources:
Try This - Pegboard Nerds [Infiltration/Stealth]
I've Got No Strings to Hold Me Down - Pinnochio [Puppets]
We Are Number One - Lazytown [duh]
Miracle Aligner - The Last Shadow Puppets [Puppets]
My Name is Doof - Phineas and Ferb [Cartoony Villains]
Life Will Change - Persona 5 [Infiltration/Stealth]
Clone High Theme - Clone High [Clones]
I Am The Best - 2NE1 [Ego]
One (Is The Loneliest Number) - Three Dog Night [One]
Number One | Bakugou Rap - NerdOut! [One]

Have You Ever Tried This On For Size?

Why did bro ever get clowns anyways? His ass is NOT from the Digital Circus bro 💀😭 -P
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Track By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297
Art By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297

Welcome to the W.A.S.D., I'm your host Whetzlespach and today we have a broadcast from our secretary desk. We are in preparation to bring our contestants from their worlds and begin our battles, so sit back and prepare for a show-down!

Source Ex:
-Cash
(100 gecs - money machine, Whales, ALL THIS MONEY)
-Puppets
(Mr. Oizo's discography, The Muppets, Potter Puppet Pals)
-Clowns
(Insane Clown Posse, THE WORLD REVOLVING, Afro Circus)

INCOMING INTERFERENCE FROM THE WHETZLESPACH ARTICULATE SECRETARY DEPARTMENT

Track: @dashingtoadie-the-sequel and @austhetic
Art: @dafisha21

Sources:
- Undertale Dog SFX
- An Apple Disaster! (Toby Fox, Touhou)
- Undertale OST - Once Upon a Time (Toby Fox)
- Undertale OST - Hopes and Dreams (Toby Fox)
- Deltarune OST - Don't Forget (Toby Fox)
- Undertale OST - sans. (drums) (Toby Fox)

Victory! Apple Girlington

Track by @that-guy-612575399
Art by Dafisha

Character 16# [WiiFit Trainer]

Sources Used:
Physical - Dua Lipa [Exercise]
Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez [Dolls]
Wii Sports Theme [Wii Exclusives]
That's How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter [Sports]
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon [Offsource] 
Barbie Girl - Aqua [Dolls]

Let's stretch our legs! The Wii fit trainer from.... believe it or not... Wii fit is here at Discord Degeneracy. Whether she showed up for the prize, the attention, or the ability to spread her exercise routine, is currently unknown. What is known however. Is with her exercise, doll, and wii sources, she's here to give it her all!

Sources
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-Music about dolls and mannequins (Im a barbie girl!, Dummy fight, Papaoutai)
-Music relating to exercising, and sports (Ain’t nothing like a funky beat, Lets get physical, Rocky Training Montage)
-Music from first party wii exclusives EX: Wii Fit, Wii Party, Wii Sports, Wii Play

Dollface

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: LIL NAS X

BIO:
Spring is here again, and with it, Lil Nas X has ridden into the Mash Pit! He isn't exactly all over the place now, but he's hoping to regain some of the glory he had with Old Town Road by winning the tournament, representing the old west, TikTok and Vine, and himself, as well as one hit wonders. He won't fall off in two months (give or take a whole) this time!

SOURCES:
Cowboy Bebop OST - Tank! (Cowboys)
Lil Nas X - Rodeo (Lil Nas X)
bbno$ - la la la (TikTok)

SOURCE LIST:

> Music by Lil Nas X
(Old Town Road, Rodeo, Panini)

> Sources and songs which gained traction by TikTok or Vine (PRIORITY ON OVERLAP)
(Beef FloMix, la la la, Blueberry Faygo)

> Sources related to vampires
(Bloody Tears, Castlevania OST, DIOs Theme)

> Western/Cowboy related sources
(Django Unchained, Rango, West of Loathing OST)

bebopno$

He would've won, probably. Shame KanYe is a fucker. -P
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Track:  @og_crunkjesus 
Art: @og_crunkjesus

Dropout Bear

For those who miss the old Kanye, you're in luck. Say good morning to Dropout Bear! Even though he is mostly forgotten by his creator, Dropout Bear is enrolled in Whetzlespach's Artifact Showdown stronger than ever and with more school spirit. He is ready to touch the sky and and become the champion of the tournament... if only he can wake up on time to make it to his graduation ceremony.

Sources:
-Early Kanye (College Dropout - 808s) and prominent collaborations/collaborators
-Soul/Gospel genre and popular songs that sample them
-Sources about/related to school or giving up

Track Sources:
Kanye West - Touch the Sky (Early Kanye)
Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness (Prominent Kanye collaborators)
Kids See Ghosts - Reborn (Prominent Kanye collaborations)
Kanye West - Stronger (Early Kanye)
Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Early Kanye)
Kanye West - Intro (Early Kanye)
Big Sean - IDFWU (Prominent Kanye collaborators)
Kanye West - I Wonder (Early Kanye)
Labi Siffre - My Song (Soul samples, Early Kanye)

GHOSTS OF HAPPINESS

301 Votes! You guys reeeally wanted someone to win, huhhh? Or was it purely wanting the other party to die? Do you all really hate journalists, anchors and photographers that much? Jeez! Anyhow... Please enjoy this despair-filled adventure! AHAHAHHAHAHAH! 

Watch the Youtube Results video, plus the Punishment Time for the Loser here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xySPsFo2my0&ab_channel=snorty
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Results Fanfare: Madotsuki / Carmel
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