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Duk Vs Duk Daycore

recorded months before the battle was finished

felix vs mickey 3 cmrb - zander demo

Brighter Days

Broken Record

The other Zander sings out a review for an album.

Lyrics:
[Hook]
School is good, if you want good things [x2]

[Verse 1]
It didn't leave me with much to say
That's just how I roll nowadays
This album isn't really offensively bad
Made me want to stop listening after the 6th or 7th track
Hawaii, Gloom Boys,Take Her to the Moon, Dizzy
I didn't even buy this locally
Um, B, solid B
Totally, Totally

[Altered Hook]
School is good
This was a debut that really, really impressed me
School is good
Double Dare, back in November of 2016

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
That was kind of an unorganized opinion, I'm sorry
Obnoxiously overproduced, you can be
The sugary power chords in the song Rare
Just really, really are a tune to my ear
I could either make or break you during this video
I had high hopes for this album that dropped a few months ago
And the closure to this album which are these fast
Really get you going, pop rock tracks

[Ramble]

[Hook x2]

[Ramble]

[Hook]

School Is Good - Zander P. Songified

Peers:
Yo, Kanack, lookin like a whole snack
But your work ethic lately's been lookin pretty wack
I’ll stop you there, clone, my peer count's been growing
Your only accomplishment blew up without you even knowing
This community sucks shit, glad we went our separate ways
I won’t lie, without you I’ve been seeing Brighter Days
Against my contemporary? Won’t be needing luck now
Like your cello, I think it’s time we tune you the fuck out

(00:43)
Kanack:
Listen up, you prissy fuck, every line you’ve wrote was whack
I had to wait till you grew a pair, to even think to let you back
Kanack can crack your skull in, every thing you’ve said just sucks
By the way, It’s pronounced Kanack you dumb fuck
ZP against ZK, most diss worthy thing is your flow
With those glasses and that nose, looking like young Groucho
Your reviews are a snoozer, and as of recent
I had to add autotune over it, to make them sound decent

Peers:
You know, you’re right, that remix did sound pretty fricking cool
But you can’t have good things anymore, did you go to school???
*You’re* a real crock of shit, and I’m not even trying to pester
No way will I stop by to see your ass in Rochester
and What’s your giraffe ass gonna do? I recall you being 6’1”...
You’re just WoodyHornets, BITCH, not even worthy of a pun
I’ll leave if I want, you can’t hold me to shit
I won’t let up with my “edge”, my disses won’t hurt one bit

Kanack:
Talk about my grammar, like you’re all schooled
I’ve read the way you write, so don’t act all cool
Such an age difference, a decent line from you is a treasure
Surprised you could battle me, even with your Zander Peer pressure
Keep on drumming away, while you’re running away
School is Good, if you like getting bullied everyday
Take a look in the mirror, and see who’s really worth hate
Wanna know who’s the true original? Look at our birth dates

Zander P. vs Zander K. - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles

Our first ECBOP! Written by WWEFan.

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
ZANDERRRRRR!

Zander:
You annoying little fool, walkin round witcha soda
You're a stupid mothertrucker, I'm wiser than Yoda
You LOVE Sunkist? Well why don't you marry it?
Your family might disown you, for marrying soda and s**t

Sunkistluva:
Zander, you stupid little stupid whiny b***h
I'm Frankenstein for Halloween, you're a girly-ass witch
I'm better than you, and I am you!
I pity you like Mr. T.... FOO!

Zander:
If you have a girlfriend, she'll ditch you for me
If you don't, well no surprise there, teehee!

Sunkistluva:
How would you not know that I have a girlfriend?
You're me! F**k this rap, the end.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Zander:
Hold on, Mr. Announcer, this rap ain't over
Lucky little me, I found a four-leaf clover
And I'm gonna shove it down this stupid Sunkist lover's throat
Cause just like Daniel Bryan, you look like a goat

Sunkistluva:
A WWE reference? Well we know who wrote that line

Zander:
Actually, he wrote this whole rap, so no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
MOTHERF***KER I'MA KILL YOU AND RIP OUT ALL YOUR GUTS!
I LOOK AT YOUR FACE AND I GO "WHAT THE F**K?"
I CAN COMPARE YOU TO A DONKEY BUTT CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH ASSHOLES!
AT LEAST I DON'T HANG AROUND STRIPPER CLUBS, WATCHIN' HOS WORK THE POLES!

Zander:
Whoa, keep it down, mothatrucka, little kids are watching this
So go pull a Bear Grylls and drink your own piss

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Zander & Sunkistluva:
WE AIN'T DONE FOOL!!!

Zander:
You're stupid!

Sunkistluva:
No, you're stupid!

Zander:
Nuh-uh!

Sunkistluva:
ERRRG!!!

Zander:
ERRR!!!

Slenderman:
BAAAAAH!
Hide yo kids and hide yo wife cause I'ma comin' for you d**ks!

Zander:
You kill people by looking at them!

Sunkistluva:
No wonder you get no chicks!

Slenderman:
Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, you stupid asswads
I can kill YOU by lookin' atchu, so start prayin' to your gods

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Slenderman, Sunkistluva & Zander:
WE AIN'T DONE YET!!!

Announcer:
Alright, I'ma reveal myself, I'm the announcer, dipsh*ts!
It's finished when I say it's finished, you f**king pricks!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Thanks for not interrupting me there...
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY! 

Sunkistluva VS Zander Ft. Slenderman - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

BOO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SLENDERMAN!
VERSUS!
HARRY POTTER!
BEGIN!

Harry Potter:
Y'know, I could just Avada Kedavra your slender little ass
But first I'ma wait for you to step up to my rapping class
I'm Harry Potter, bitch! The boy who lived! Look me up!
So take your slender man ass and shut the bloody hell up!
I almost banged Hermione, damn, she's fuckin' hot
You think you can get girls? HA! Like, not
I made out with a hot Asian, a ginger girl, and uh, YOUR MOM
Oh! How you gonna deal with that lyrical bomb?

Slenderman:
I can look at your stupid little British face and kill you
I bitch-slapped Zander and some dude, now I'ma thrill you
Cause I'm Slenderman, don't turn around, I'll be there
I'll stress you out so much you'll rip out your fucking hair
Slendy never loses, he just stalks your family!
I'll scare your wizard ass so bad you'll pee!

Chuck Testa:
Noooope. I disagree motherfucker
You're a faceless demon, I look like a badass trucker

Harry Potter:
Who are you? A stupid asshole?

Chuck Testa:
Nooooope. Hey Enderman, do dig up your coal

Slenderman:
I'm Slenderman BITCH! Don't doubt me
I'll scare your taxidermying ass so bad, you'll pee

Chuck Testa:
You already used that line! You must be retarded
*sniffs the air* What's that smell? Eww, Enderman farted

Slenderman & Harry Potter:
IT'S SLENDERMAN DIPSHIT!

Chuck Testa:
I don't give two craps
So go on your first date at Starbucks, drinkin' two mocha frapps

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
I DECIDE, BITCH!!!!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Harry Potter VS Slenderman Ft. Chuck Testa - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY HANUKHA!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
MITT ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
GENA O'KELLEY!
BEGIN!

Gena O'Kelley:
I can't rap, but my husband can, he'll come in on the chorus
Cause guess what bitch, my husband's Chuck Norris
Who do you think you are? We won't vote for you, dumbass!
Satan, take this man back to hell! He's like a chigger biting my ass!

Mitt Romney:
I don't care who your husband is, I've got 100 wives
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Chuck Norris ain't alive

Gena O'Kelley:
You're wrong, fucktard!

Mitt Romney:
Okay, okay.
But at least my spouse doesn't look like Carl fucking Shay!

Gena O'Kelley:
It's ShayCarl! Wow, you're stupid.

Mitt Romney:
Well I don't waste my life scrollin' round on the YouTube!
Hey bitch, look, I appreciate your effort
But I'm winning this debate, and I'll make your butt hurt

Gena O'Kelley:
Chuck!!! Destroy this bad rapper!!!
He sounds like he wrote his rhymes while sittin' on the crapper!!!

Mitt Romney:
Gena, darling. SUCK MY DICK

Chuck Norris:
SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU POLITICAL PRICK!
I am Chuck Fucking Norris! I'll beat you with my eyes shut!
You have a zillion wives, and all of them are SLUTS!

WHO WON?

Chuck Norris:
I DID, BITCH! CHUCK NORRIS ALWAYS WINS!

WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

Chuck Norris:
I DECIDE, BITCH! CHUCK NORRIS ALWAYS DECIDES!

Lies, lies.
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Mitt Romney vs Gena O'Kelly Ft. Chuck Norris - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY MEME DAY!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND!
VERSUS!
BAD LUCK BRIAN!
BEGIN!

O.A.G.:
If I was your girlfriend, I'd hang you from a tree
But you'll never a girlfriend with that luck of yours, teehee
So I'm going to stare at you like a crazed teen
And bully you to death cause ain't I mean
I can parody Justin Bieber like a boss, motherfucker
Cause your mother's the only girl you could fuck, motherfucker

B.L.B.:
I'm competing against someone who rhymes motherfucker with motherfucker
Well, looks like I'm nothing more than a bad-lucker
Or is it you, cause you'll lose this rap battle?
And STOP STARIN' AT ME LIKE A BABY WHO LOST HER RATTLE!
I can destroy you with my... lyrical bombs
And here to help me diss you it's my... mom!

B.L.B.'s Mom:
Play nice, children, no need to swear
Swearing makes me rip out my hair
And yours too, Girlfriend, so kiss my clitoris
Now here to help me diss you both it's... Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris:
I've already appeared in a battle, can'tcha see
So here to diss you assholes is Mrs. Boxxy!

Boxxy:
Hi, my name's Boxxy, um... fuck you
I don't do drugs. But I'm pretty sure you do

Chuck Norris, O.A.G., B.L.B. & B.L.B.'s Mom:
WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DON'T DECIDE, I DO!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Overly Attached Girlfriend vs Bad Luck Brian Ft. BLB's Mom & Boxxy

HAPPY NYAN DAY

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
IAN HECOX!
VERSUS!
NYAN CAT!
BEGIN!

Nyan Cat:
Nyanyanyanya suck my dick
Nyanyanyanya you're a prick
Nyanyanyanya kiss my ass
And taste the rainbows, Smoshy bitch!

Ian Hecox:
I'm rapping against a cat. What the firetruck?
It's no surprise that you just fucking suck
You're nyanyanya-ing won't get you far
I'ma run your rainbow ass over in my space car!
Nyanyanya? SHUT UP, PISSER!
At least I don't have a pop tart for a body, mister!

Nyan Cat:
Nyanyanyanya fuck your face (BOOM!)
You and Anthony should go get a room
I think you must be gay, (huh, like One Direction)
*sniffs the air* Eww, are you having an erection?

Ian Hecox:
Yeah, bitch, cause kitties make me hard
And you, uh, you look like a bowl of lard
Now fuck you and your stupid rainbow ass
I got class, you got a rainbow ass

Nyan Cat:
Nya nya nya you rhymed ass with ass
Looks like your class is low, or do you even have class?
Bring out Anthony, I wanna diss him too
CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH REJECTS FROM MR. MAGOO!

Anthony Padilla:
Hi, Nyan Cat. I got my egg roll ready to go,

Nyan Cat:
POW!
YOU IMMIGRANT-ASS MEXICAN! LEAVE, NOW!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DESLIDE!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Nyan Cat vs Ian Hecox - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY NYA NYA DAY!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ANNOYING ORANGE!
VERSUS!
FREDERICK DOUGLASS!
BEGIN!

Frederick Douglass:
Hello, little fella, what's wrong? You mad?
Do you think that because I'm black, I'm bad?
Well you're just racist, I'ma squish you
You're just a fucking orange, it's so easy to diss you
I started a newspaper and wrote a book. What did you do?
Make videos with a gay pear and a lesbian passion fruit?

Annoying Orange:
Nananananananana
You look like, an overripe banana
You're black, yep, I'm racist, bitch
So suck my navel, nananana bitch!
I rhymed bitch with bitch cause I'm on a higher level
Of rapping, so, prepare to get beveled!

Frederick Douglass:
Nice vocabulary for an orange, but that's your only good trait
You may not weigh much, BUT YOU'RE STILL OVERWEIGHT!
Stop hanging 'round with fruits, apples can't talk!
Neither can that marshmallow or that celery stalk!
Neither can that raspberry, dude, you're delusional
So I got no more lines, this the conclusionals

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Annoying Orange:
Who said I was done?

UHH...

Annoying Orange:
Nanananana you may have freed the slaves
But I'ma kill you and your family, so START DIGGING GRAVES!

Frederick Douglass:
I've been dead since 1895!
And you, you're just an orange, you're not even alive!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU-

Annoying Orange:
I'M NOT DONE!!!!!!

Well, you got pwned, so... it don't matter.

YOU DECIDE!
EPIC CRAP! BATTLES!

...

OF PISSTORY!

Frederick Douglass vs Annoying Orange - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

MERRY BIEBSMAS!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
HERMAN CAIN!
VERSUS!
JUSTIN BIEBER!

Hermain Cain:
Hey, it's me, Herman C.
Best damn dude in the GOP
Fuck you dude, you can't sing
So maybe take a seat, in the right wing!
I was better than Romney but I decided to drop out
I had an affair with Selena

Justin Bieber:
AAAAHHH!

Hermain Cain:
Yeah, I knew you'd shout

Justin Bieber:
Baby baby baby, FUCK YOU HERMS!
I know you've had a lot of sex, but I don't care 'bout your sperms
I'm Justin Bieber, I attract girls even when I'm not nude
And at the thought of you naked, I almost spewed
But, look-

Kanye:
I'ma let you finish, but not till later
Hey bitch I'm hungry, get me a waiter
Now Biebs, I understand that you like gettin' ladies
But if I was Zeus, I'd send your adolescent ass to Hades

Selena Gomez:
Nobody talks to my BF and gets away with it, you prick!
You stupid-ass Republican, suck my dick!!

Herman Cain, Kanye West & The Announcer:
WHAT?!

Herman Cain:
Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen, Justin Bieber's gay
I know this ain't surprising, but I'm say'n' it anyway

Justin Bieber:
No, it ain't like that, see, I'm actually a girl

Kanye West:
Oh god, what the fuck, man? I think I'ma hurl

Herman Cain:
So you're a girl and she's a boy? Dawg, you weird.
Is your mother a man? I think I'm afeared.

Justin Bieber:
I know this is confusing, but please understand this

Kanye West, Herman Cain & The Announcer:
IT DON'T MATTER, DIPSHIT! YOU JUST GOT DISSED!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Herman Cain vs Justin Bieber Ft. Selena Gomez - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

WE ARE BACK BITCHEZ!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!
VERSUS!
REBECCA BLACK!
BEGIN!

Barney:
I hate you, you hate me, teehee
Your face looks like a sculpture made of frozen pee
I teach little kids lots of knowledge
You singin' bout days won't getcha through college
Suck my dino dick, cause I'm an ass-whooper
You ain't supertyduper, your rhymes were written on the pooper
I'll gobble you up on any day of the week
And one of those days, TAKE A SHOWER! YOU REEK!
Do I have to rap to you even more?
You bore me to death. I think I'ma snore

Rebecca Black:
First of all, mister, yes you have to rap more
I'm actually a human. You're a fake-ass dinosaur.
Do you know the day? It's Friday, you whore
You got a show for little kids, but you motherfucking swore
What's that on your skin? Purple herpes?
Don't brag to the kids when you make a little burpee
That's immature, definitely, for sure
Your face looks like a pile of cow manure

Barney:
Hey, uh, what's that behind you?

Rebecca Black:
Your mom! OHH!

Barney:
No, she's dead. But seriously, look behind you!

Rebecca Black:
Oh, what the fuck ever!
There's nothing there-
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Slenderman:
Yeah it's Friday, we don't need your ass to tell us
I'm Slenderman, dipshit, your faces look like cat puss
Hey Barney, damn, you're too easy to diss
And I took one whiff of you. You smell like cat piss!
And girl, why you Black? Are your parents crazed?
Well, I am, and I'll stalk your ass for DAYS!!!!

WHO WON?
WHO'S SEXT?
YOU DECIIIIDE!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF-
(*Slenderman attacking noise*)

Barney the Dinosaur vs Rebecca Black - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY ODAY

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
ONE DIRECTION!
VERSUS!
THE ROLLING STONES!
BEGIN!

Mick Jagger:
I'm gonna take this one, guys, if you don't mind
Simon Cowell discovered you fools, wow, what a find
These stones gonna roll over you, it won't feel great
You're going in One Direction, eh? I guess it's not straight
Now, as a fellow Brit, you're welcome in our land
But you don't know, oh-oh, why you're a horrible band
I got Keith here rockin' out, and he's like 100 years old!
We won two Grammys, we don't care how many albums you've sold!

One Direction:
Mick, Mick, we all know you think you're cool
But you guys are a band led by a dude who dropped out of school

Mick Jagger:
Hold on, guys, I think you're mistaken

One Direction:
Possibly, but not as much as Keith there is shakin'
It's actually sorta funny watching him seizure around
You may be like The Beatles, but you're just a bunch of clowns!
And Mick, what the hell is that dance?
I think you might have chiggers in your pants!
We make girls hard, they're all having erections
And Huffington Post calls this "The Year of One Direction"!

Rolling Stones:
Well, they're a bunch of bloody fools, cause that ain't right!
12 X 5 was way better than Up All Night
Congratulations, berks! You've grown up wrong!
You get girls with your looks! Not your bloody songs!
You've had success, sure, but it's all over now!
Cause we're gonna stab you to death with our lyrical bombs, POW!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

Harry Styles:
Um... I don't think that battle was fair.

The rest of One Direction:
Yeah...

SHUT UP, HARRY!

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

One Direction vs The Rolling Stones - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory (Ft. WWEFan as TRS)

MERRY CHRISTOWEEN!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SANTA CLAUS!
VERSUS!
DANIEL BRYAN!
BEGIN!

Santa Claus:
Ho ho ho, your girlfriend's a ho
You're not good with the cold? Aww? Well, LET IT SNOW!
I'll shove all these presents up your ass
You may be a Tag Team Champion but you have no class
It's Christmastime, dude, time to be merry
And shave that bush off your chin! It's so big, it's scary!
I laughed watching WrestleMania! 18 seconds? WHAT?
You and your wrestling friends can suck my jolly old nuts!

Daniel Bryan:
Were your rhymes written 100 years ago and stored on the shelves?
People say fighting is bad, but you enslave elves!
I'll get you in the No Lock, make your ass tap
I thought Brodus Clay was big, but DAMN, you fat
You plump, furry-suit wearing fool with no class!
I'm the World's Toughest Vegan, kiss my-

Santa Claus:
I don't think so Danny Boy, who in their right mind would want to?
Um.... NOBODY, YOU FOO!

Rudolph:
Alright, bitch! Time to be destroyed!
Call me Rudolf Hitler cause I'll kill you, boy!

Daniel Bryan:
NO! NO! NO! NO!

Santa Claus:
You're covered in cum, I'm covered in snow

George Washington:
We the people don't believe in you
Your holiday is pointless, it's celebrated by Jews too
I never chopped down a cherry tree, can'tcha see
But I'll make one fall on you, goatface! Suck my colonial tree!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
And Merry Christmas, guys! Oh yeah, it's only October.
Well whatever.
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Santa Claus vs Daniel Bryan Ft. George Washington - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY LLOYDAY!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
CHER LLOYD!
VERSUS!
EPIC LLOYD!
BEGIN!

Cher Lloyd:
I'll spin this, win this battle of the Lloyds
I don't do any drugs, like heroin or steroids
You're not Epic, you have sex with men
Tell me dude, how does NicePeter feel in bed?
Simon Cowell made me big, huh, like One Direction
I'll stroke your puny cock and you'll have an erection!

Epic Lloyd:
You're spitting water, I'm spitting fire
When I write ERB's and Dis Raps For Hire!
I'm not givin' you my number, cause I don't want you to call
Think you can make me hard? Well your boobs are very small
And besides, dumbass, you're already engaged
But why would you get hitched at such a young age?
You're 19!

Cher Lloyd:
But Craig is so hot
With your thumb-lookin' head, you're totally not!
I got that Swagger like Jagger, that inspired mah song!
Hey, whoa! Eyes up here! Don't look at mah thong!
Sticks and Stones will break YOUR bones
Now take your midget ass back to Game of Thrones!

Epic Lloyd:
Cher Lloyd, you motherfucking cunt bucket
You see this dick of mine? I don't want you to suck it!
Brag all you want, I DON'T CARE!
And stop hoggin' the food, you fat bitch, learn to Cher!!!!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Cher Lloyd:
Can I just say, I am perfectly skinny!

-IDE!

EPIC! CRAP BATTLES! OF! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTORY!

Cher Lloyd vs Epic Lloyd - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY WINNING/JESUS CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
CHARLIE SHEEN!
VERSUS!
JESUS CHRIST!
BEGIN!

Jesus Christ:
Ho! Ly! Shit! Dude!
How many ladies have you seen nude?
You got "tiger blood"? Well I hope it spills out in pools!
You hang around a bunch of puny-ass-brained fools
I'm Jesus Christ, and though I died on the cross
I'm the star of a novel! (The Bible!) Like a boss!
Charlie, I'm nice, but I wanna kill ya
Me and my Apostles' rhymes will certainly thrill ya

Charlie Sheen:
You need 12 other dudes to take me down?
You asshole. You're, a clown
I fucked Lindsay Lohan, even when
She was in rehab, and she blew me then.
You see Jesus, I don't believe in you
I'm a Winningtologist, not a Jew

Jesus Christ:
You made a fake religion?

Charlie Sheen:
Yes I did!

Jesus Christ:
What are you, a little kid?
I spit at your face, you big disgrace

Charlie Sheen:
You try'na rip off We Will Rock You?

Jesus Christ:
I'ma kill you with my MACE!

Charlie Sheen:
Whoa... whoa. What's happening? I'm... hallucicating?

Jesus Christ:
You mean, hallucinating?

Charlie Sheen:
Yeah... that shit. Hey, it's...my bag of cocaine, and it's got a... MOUTH!

Bag of Cocaine:
CHARLIE, NEXT TIME YOU GET HIGH OFF ME!
I'LL SCARE YOUR DRUNK-ASS ASS SO BAD YOU'LL FUCKING PEE!

Jesus Christ's Foot:
I'm smelly as Charlie's butt, but Charlie's butt is worse!
I'm totally fucking boss, I DESERVE A WHOLE VERSE!

Charlie Sheen:
What... what the fuck was that?

Jesus Christ:
My foot.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NEXT?
YOU DERPCIDE!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

Charlie Sheen vs Jesus Christ - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

HAPPY MC-DOUBLE-D-DAY! 

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISS-PISS-PISSTORY!
RONALD MCDONALD!
VERSUS!
BATMAN!!
BEGIN!

Batman:
You big fool, you ain't cool
You scare kids so much they'd rather go to school
Instead of looking at your ugly, stupid face
I'm Batman bitch, you big disgrace
I'm Batman bitch, kiss my buttcheek
Eww, what's that liquid? Anal leak?

Ronald McDonald:
No, it's a McSmoothie, gayfuck
You won't get laid, but I'm a dude girls may fuck
You're a fucking faggot! Oops
Are those your balls showing, or little poops?
You ain't a bat, and Robin ain't a robin, dipshit
But I got a bat, and you gon' get hit! By it!

Batman:
Suck my bat dick, I'm the goddamn Batman
Your restaurant in a nutshell: out walks a fat man!
Every one of your customers is McFatty!!
Can you make a decent burger patty?
No you can't, bitch, time to rant
Your aunt dances like she got chiggers in her pant

Ronald McDonald:
Bitch won'tcha suck my, uh french fry
It's no lie, I wish your bat ass would fucking die!

Burger King:
Bitch your food sucks, aw shucks
I'd rather eat a hoarde of ducks
This Batman here, he's pwning your butt
Yo Ronny McFatAss, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Joker:
Ronald, why... so... delirious?
Pedophilia is something serious
And you're guilty of it, so now I'm gonna take that fact and shove it
UP YOUR ASS!!

A. Null Leecage:
My name, that gained me fame
Is A. Null Leecage, what's your name?

Batman:
Uh, Batman, and he's Ronald Mc-

A.N.L.:
I don't care! Suck my pubic hair!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! 

BATMAN vs Ronald McDonald Ft. A. Null Leecage - Epic Crap Battles of History

Happy StarWars Day!!!!

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
GEORGE LUCAS!
VERSUS!
GOTYE!
BEGIN!

George Lucas:
After this ass-whooping, you'll be someone I used to know
It's almost winter bitch, so start playin' in the snow
Like Psy, but without all the chicks
So Gotye, please, stop suckin' other dicks
I mean, homos are okay, but don't go around with no underpants
Paintin' yourself to match the wall and doin' a funny dance

Gotye:
Hey Georgey-

George Lucas:
Whatchu gotta say?

Gotye:
You didn't have to cut me off!

George Lucas:
Alright, okay.

Gotye:
You see, Georgey Lukey, your time has come
Where you stop walking around with a beard of cum
You think you're gonna use The Force to beat me? Huh?
No you can't, cause it's fake! So is Star Wars, duh!
Now, look, bitch, I don't mean to be a hater
But the worst villain ever is Darth Fucking Vader

George Lucas:
How much did you pay that chick to stand next to you?
The sins you commit go against any religion, whether you Christian or Jew
Now please, I know you like being different, but you gotta get this:
Your triangle-painted ass is way too easy to diss!

John Lennon:
I read the news today, oh boy
Disney bought Lucas Films, oh joy
Gotye, you didn't have to stoop so low
But Lukey, why you taking your movies and making them blow?
Well you're not takin' em, fucking Disney is
Gotye you suck, and why you covered in jizz?
Oh right, that Kimbra girl. Right.
Well I don't think you'll get to do anything at night
If ya know what I mean...

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DE-FUCKING-CIDE!
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

George Lucas vs Gotye - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

ITS OVER!

Lyrics: 

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
WWEFAN!
BEGIN!

Sunkistluva:
I finally get to diss you, and shit, damn, you're bad at rap
It's Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory, but wow, that's a lot of crap
And I'm an... idiot? Ugh, lemme write my own lines!

WWEFan:
Alright, ya bitch, no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
So this is where it ends, me facing a fan of WWE,
I expected a better ending for Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory!
Who is this shit for brains, with his hair sticking up?
I haven't thrown up faster since 2 Girls 1 Cup
Now let's talk about the forum, you're the ruler of boredom!
You got a faker smile then Mr. RICK SANTORUM!
You are the weakest weakling of the Lollipop Guild
You should have been banned- no wait- KILLED!!!!

WWEFan:
I knew you'd be bitchin', but DAMN, you a whina
I can't believe I'm rapping the dude who wants to put his junk in a Sunkist 'gina
I mean, I know you're SunkistLUVA, but it's gone a little too far
I expected you to be good when I don't write your lines but you lowered the bar!
If it weren't for me, this'd be boring as shit, we need a cameo
So here to diss you Zander, it's Slenderman!

Sunkistluva:
OH NO!

Slenderman:
I've dissed you twice before, or maybe even three times
But nonetheless you suck at rapping, you need a coach to help your rhymes
Besides, I'm fucking Slenderman! One look will leave you dead!
I might as well put you out of your misery, your rhymes are staler than the stalest bread!

Sunkistluva:
Static static static static, IT'S BORING AS FUCK
STOP COMING INTO OUR BATTLES, YOU RETARDED SHMUCK!
GAIN SOME WEIGHT SLENDERTRANNY, YOU'RE AS SKINNY AS A STICK,
ON THAT THOUGHT COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY SLENDER DICK!
OH WAIT, NEVER MIND, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH,
SO GET THE FUCK OFF OUR STAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

WWEFan:
You would want him to do that! You'll never get sucked!
And in a sec, I'ma bring in a trucker

Sunkistluva:
Oh fuck

WWEFan:
That's right, Chuck Testa will soon be here to diss your silly ass
You wanna fight, huh? I wouldn't be too sure, I got knuckles made of brass!
I'll kill you, and we'll celebrate! It'll be a huge fiesta!
Now lemme hand the mic to my pal, Chuck Testa!

Sunkistluva:
Whoa whoa whoa, you think you can diss me?

Chuck Testa:
Yeeeehhhp, and very successfully

Sunkistluva:
Well you've got anal leakage!

Chuck Testa:
Is that the best you got?
No wonder you got a ho, but my girlfriend is hot

WWEFan:
OHHH, Sunkist, you just got dissed
That look on your face makes me think that you're very pissed
Wait, no- I know you are, you just got pwned by
Me, Slenderman, AND Chuck Testa! You probably gonna cry!

Chuck Testa:
Jacob, you're bad too

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonay this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonna play this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WHO WON?
WHO’S-
(rumble)
WWE and Sunkist: wtf was that?
(all characters walk in)
Sunkist: You ready?
WWE: Lets do this.
Sunkist and WWE: ANAL LEAAAAAAKAAAAAGE!!!!!!

EPIC..... CRAP..... BATTLES OF PISSTORY!!!!
SUNKIST AND WWE

VS

THE..... CHARACTERS!!!!

BE---GIN!!!!



THAT’LL TAKE FOREVER TO DO! IT’S LIKE, 30 PEOPLE!
I already used your “we team up” idea. Now you gotta use this idea. Okay?

Nevermind, this is the last one.

Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
WHO WON?
WHO’S-
Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!


WWEFan Version:

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
WWEFAN!
BEGIN!

Sunkistluva:
I finally get to diss you, and shit, damn, you're bad at rap
It's Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory, but wow, that's a lot of crap
And I'm an... idiot? Ugh, lemme write my own lines!

WWEFan:
Alright, ya bitch, no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
So this is where it ends, me facing a fan of WWE,
I expected a better ending for Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory!
Who is this shit for brains, with his hair sticking up?
I haven't thrown up faster since 2 Girls 1 Cup
Now let's talk about the forum, you're the ruler of boredom!
You got a faker smile then Mr. RICK SANTORUM!
You are the weakest weakling of the Lollipop Guild
You should have been banned- no wait- KILLED!!!!

WWEFan:
I knew you'd be bitchin', but DAMN, you a whina
I can't believe I'm rapping the dude who wants to put his junk in a Sunkist 'gina
I mean, I know you're SunkistLUVA, but it's gone a little too far
I expected you to be good when I don't write your lines but you lowered the bar!
If it weren't for me, this'd be boring as shit, we need a cameo
So here to diss you Zander, it's Slenderman!

Sunkistluva:
OH NO!

Slenderman:
I've dissed you twice before, or maybe even three times
But nonetheless you suck at rapping, you need a coach to help your rhymes
Besides, I'm fucking Slenderman! One look will leave you dead!
I might as well put you out of your misery, your rhymes are staler than the stalest bread!

Sunkistluva:
Static static static static, IT'S BORING AS FUCK
STOP COMING INTO OUR BATTLES, YOU RETARDED SHMUCK!
GAIN SOME WEIGHT SLENDERTRANNY, YOU'RE AS SKINNY AS A STICK,
ON THAT THOUGHT COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY SLENDER DICK!
OH WAIT, NEVER MIND, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH,
SO GET THE FUCK OFF OUR STAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

WWEFan:
You would want him to do that! You'll never get sucked!
And in a sec, I'ma bring in a trucker

Sunkistluva:
Oh fuck

WWEFan:
That's right, Chuck Testa will soon be here to diss your silly ass
You wanna fight, huh? I wouldn't be too sure, I got knuckles made of brass!
I'll kill you, and we'll celebrate! It'll be a huge fiesta!
Now lemme hand the mic to my pal, Chuck Testa!

Sunkistluva:
Whoa whoa whoa, you think you can diss me?

Chuck Testa:
Yeeeehhhp, and very successfully

Sunkistluva:
Well you've got anal leakage!

Chuck Testa:
Is that the best you got?
No wonder you got a ho, but my girlfriend is hot

WWEFan:
OHHH, Zander, you just got disesd
That look on your face makes me think that you're very pissed
Wait, no- I know you are, you just got pwned by
Me, Slenderman, AND Chuck Testa! You probably gonna cry!

Chuck Testa:
Jacob, you're bad too

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonna play this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WHO WON?
WHO’S-
Nevermind, it’s the last one.
Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

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