Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

Airport Stored

Bloody murder (feat. scorchiie)

Test.

Hey, everyone! Welcome back to another installment of X Rap Battles. Today, we have the evil, environment-hating, children-despising business man, Mr. Burns, against the kind, environment-loving, children-endearing teacher, Ms. Frizzle!

Dani Onion Rings as Mr. Burns
Azia as Ms. Frizzle

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and Trakked

Mr. Burns:
Watch as this billionaire Mr. Burns the mic, and this mistress
Quit with the children fiddling and let’s get down to business,
Your awful books are comical, while this Man’s Radioactive!
Leave your purple plain polluted, for all my power’s planted!

Ms. Frizzle:
Time for an adventure, children! Today’s trip I dread dearly
A place left a mess, eerie to your dead series!
Joke about my books, crook? This creeper best read more!
Cause this kick-butt teacher takes names like Principal Seymour 
I’ll leave you Waylon in pain when I serve you more than Smithers
Don’t worry, it’s normal for ancient relics like you to wither!
The DNA of a Hack-man flows in your Gene pool, 
I’d school you, but I’m above teaching preschool!

Mr. Burns:
Your birdbrain disses seem to be taken from first grade!
Smithers, who is she? (Ms. Frizzle, sir.) Why, no one knows her name!
No magic matches millions! The top is where my raps rank!
But dressing like Miss Piggy doesn’t mean you have bank!
While this newt of Newton teaches about the nucleus,
I’m sporting nuclear energy, no sweat to nuke your bus!
Not surprising this crazy lady’s class trips involve pills
But trying to be Nye? I do not work with counterfeit Bills!

Ms. Frizzle:
Is Burns from the Ice Age? Seems you’re Minutes from Meltdown
Ironic. Despite your nice pay, you remain a sellout
You best listen, mister, I’ve dealt with my share of class clowns
I mean business, man! I won’t let this Chicken Tap Out
Act as your boring part and recycle story arcs, 
But honestly, you’re just a walk in Montgomery Park

Mr. Burns:
As if befriending kids and lizards didn’t make your life depressing,
Your adventures feature more blood than when you’re PMSing!

Ms. Frizzle:
Ugh, this fossil should know that’s no way to treat a lady
You’d better fit against my kids, taking shots from a baby
Make like your franchise should try doing, and retire,
Cause when Frizzle fires up the grill, this terrorist is fired!


Thank you for listening! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!

Mr. Burns vs. Ms. Frizzle - X Rap Battles #3.

Hello, and Happy Halloween! Welcome to yet another installment of X Rap Battles! Today, we have two mysterious, unnamed characters who use their incredible minds as their power. We have the greatest detective in the world, L Lawliet, against the telekinetic, Eleven!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as L
garbageGothic as Eleven

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine

LYRICS:

L Lawliet:
And I thought I had seen Stranger Things from deadly notepads,
But the thought of my brilliance being beaten by this nomad?
I lay down the Law, Light frightened at my sight.
Follow your norm and take a hike, before you choke near one more Mike!
It’s no thesis! I’m a genius! Telekinesis is no feat to beat this!
This is a free win, another freak kid I’ll quickly cross off of my defeat list!
I’ve got mean hits, and a path to victory that I’m certainly going to accomplish...
With my sharp wits, I bring a strong diss, flipping this emotionless robot’s off-switch!
Ugh, I’m starting to sound like Kira… Let me get back on track.
Halloween candy abandoned, still your teeth and raps are cracked!
I’m checkmating your disses, put you in the proper placement,
My task is forcing your DnD act back into the basement!

Eleven:
A Mouthbreather speaking foul? I’d rather not say a word…
I won’t need to be one of your mindless cops to have you served.
Who exactly has the upper hand in this bout of the best wits?
Yours is cuffed to a grim ending when stepping up to Netflix!
You think your verse en-Lightened? Stay in the dark with those rhymes.
I’m manlier than you in my “normal girl” disguise.
Candy wisecracks? Please.. Your whole joke is faulty,
Cause if you are what you eat, then your taste would be salty!

L Lawliet:
With plotlines cycling like the bikes you ride, it’s best you just re-tire,
You’ve already lost one Will, because like him, you couldn’t fire!
You’ve hidden from detectives before, what comes of this is treacherous.
I’d suggest not attempting to best the best, when you can’t even finish sentences!
Take the L? You take the L; 12th letter, always one step ahead,
Based on the King, freakshows like this one are written in to end up dead!
It won’t take strategy to capture this basket case, 
Character’s as flattened as those Eggos that you masticate!
MC E.T. is getting battered straight, 
met her sister, her maker, and her lasting fate!

Eleven:
Such a lowlife, Lawliet. I bet you want to see your own end. 
What does a mind even matter when you have no friends?
I bring my own Death Note of telekinetic pain,
And that way, the only L that I’ll be taking is your name! 
You could use some Dustin, you Sherlock-loving nuisance. 
Your experiment failed last time you tried to make music!
Go more gory than a Demogorgon when ending your story!
A death that I don’t need ESP to foresee!
Shinigami’s got you going by Ryuzaki! 
Stop me? You’re sloppy! Be ready to take hell!
Just stay on your nonsense crouching philosophy, 
stand up to Eleven and you lose a couple brain cells!
“One step ahead” means you’ve been dead, 
your diss went to an El, guess you’ve been mislead 
No need of sweets to leave this creep sick red, 
your enormous ego is the only thing your wit’s fed!
I’m tearing through terrors and hunting down horrors, 
so much that I’m used to the sight of running foes!
One more bully, freak, monster... 
One more witness to a bloody nose!


Thank you for listening, and stay tuned!

Eleven vs. L Lawliet - X Rap Battles #4.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today, we have two video game digging masters, one classic, one modern. The Atari classic, Dig Dug, is against the Kickstarter game hero, Shovel Knight. 

B O R K as Dig Dug
Freshy Kanal as Shovel Knight

Written by Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine


Shovel Knight: 
Got me pumped for a battle, but then comes this airhead,
A tardy paced Atari game with hardly fame dare steps,
To the Knight in shining armor that King Arthur dreams to be?!
Must be glitched, I don’t see any enemy on the screen!
You’re outdated, outplayed; digging your own grave! 
Abandoned in the cabinets, a slave to your arcade!
Now that I’m at my rap’s end, I’d love to know what happened…
What’s offered from another one of Namco’s has-beens?

Dig Dug:
For all the money raised, expectations didn’t live up
Your Knuckles couldn’t hit crud; 8 bars and then you bit dust!
The ship’s sunk in this Club, can’t spit up with Dig Dug
When this chump’s the type of fruit that I would go and dig up!
You modern flops lay buried, covered by the dozens
Joy-stick with side-scrolling, before I Start pushing buttons
I’m a grandfather of gaming, you’re barely even a Smash hit
Coining the term “Indie” when you’re dependant on the classics?!

Shovel Knight:
Your beep boops leave mute when I blast the War Horns!
I’ll corner a quarter-hoarder, leave him drawn and quartered! (AH!)
Buried in the dirt is where this punk rhymes at!
I’ve discovered more fine maps in the old times of Minecraft!!

Dig Dug:
I know dirt when I see it, and you’re no better,
This man’s rap trash will be my lyrical treasure!
I think you better yield, because with these rhymes I wield,
Sorry, Knight, but it’s obvious you’re lost without a Shield. (ha ha ha!)


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you for listening!

Dig Dug vs. Shovel Knight - X Rap Battles #5.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

epic salad fingers spittin aw yea lets go eddie