Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

I look so cute and pink!
I'm at your door I think
But this is not a standard love letter delivery!
I'm a greeting feline missionary

Hello Kitty has come to your front lawn!
We're here to tell you bout miracles that she has done
Like did you know she created all colors?
When she was born and destroyed the world on accident

We're sure to you that that sounds a bit violent
In your suburban 3 bedroom barbie house
With a dog and two and a half daughters
But we assure you! She's harmless when not ticked off

Hello Kitty will come to your front lawn!
She will compel you to look cute and do her bidding
Like us kittens, for we represent her
Thirst for expansion and rhinestoning all you love

Sing with us as we sing all her praises!
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please be interested
Your soul's style is at risk for damnation (That's right)
Really really real damnation 
Your color vision is thanks to Hello Kitty (Mhmm. that's true actually)
Thank her because they're so pretty
We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please please please please
Please Please Please be interested 

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Repeat after me kitties!
We are definitely, absolutely, and totally not a cult!
Hello Kitty and all related characters are copyright of Sanrio Incorporated, and the views expressed in this song are not those of Sanrio Incorporated or any other affiliated properties.
Sanrio Incorporated does not share the views of the Church of Latter-day Kitties, and they are not associated in any professional manor
Sanrio Incorporated's lawyers have sent a cease and desist to the Church in question, for infringement of copyrighted material not falling under the category of fair use

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Scene Sixteen

Join my cult to Hello Kitty!

Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

For Inquiries, email me at dart.darling@aol.com

HALLOOOOOO IM RICHARD I DON'T REALLY POST HERE BUT WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SUM FRIENDZZ!!!!!!

все цветочные мальчики в радиусе двух км будут благополучно съедены заживо 

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Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3