238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that. 
We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate abroad. It's like listening to a child question how the science works - a lot of questions and sometimes the SAME ones. Over and over and over. 
We have a DENTAL UPDATE from the NEWS - Oh my. Floss your denticles, hahahahaha.
More bummer white people movies, bad music, DMX redeems himself and lot more. 
 
We DON'T LIKE SALT WATER BREEZES!!!

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How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop. 
Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant difference between a hard, bloated belly and a soft, hanging gut. We BREAK IT DOWN!
You, the little mommy weighs in on the Cargo shorts/D**k Detective debate and we gotta tell you, the Mommy's are split! That's right, the debate continues!!!
We got more love for Mike Tyson and we revisit King A** Ripper and his library of artwork (fart work). 
Plus Tina's dad (from the 18th Street Gang) talk about how cops are like, F***in bald, man!
 

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If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation. 
We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you remember that cops are bald and s**t? They're bald, man. They're f****n bald. Do we have a song about that? Yup. 
Plus Tommy ate a Joey Diaz edible again and, you guessed it, panic, fear and unplanned detours took place. When Tina reads their text exchange you might have to rewind it and hear it again. 
Is the Cargo Shorts debate finally resolved?!?! NO. You, the little mommy can't decide and neither can we. Be The JEANS!

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Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you. 
We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.
Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup. 
This episode is LOADED. Jeans UP!!
 

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What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you." 
When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken. 
A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT.
Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun. 
The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see.
Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!

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Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. 
Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.
Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY.
The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one.
Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled?
She's bananas.

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Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant!
It's true. Pastor Manning has informed us to just be careful because there are gay men masturbating into your drinks at Starbucks and that's why it's delicious but also dangerous. 
Who knew that Shane Lee could be such a polarizing figure?!? We dive into some of the emails from listeners - some weren't too happy with us!
Plus is #WipeGate ever REALLY over? This time our closest family and friends weigh in. What does Maria say? Cousin Juli? Even Charo lets us know what time it is. 
And the debut of the Miami Fart Machine will surely have you whistling this hit for days to come. Do we have one the top selling artists of all time on the phone? Si, Senora!

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Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of epic. We discuss the Miami Fart Machine and the potential it has to revolutionize the music industry. Will we go on tour together? Listen and find out. 
Plus we have the original "knowmSayin" and Let Me Tell ya Something, it's really something. Plus ASMR is real (we think) and these whispers might make you feel really special. 
And Maria may have finally met her match at Starbucks. A manager gets testy and FIRED?!?!
We are dancing the night away to the Conga and hope you love it as much we do.

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Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.
Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with you and fluid bond with you. 
SURPRISE - we have an improptu Top Dog call and it does NOT disappoint!
Tommy's workout crushed him and he's seeking motivation.
Plus we explore what is Amaze and that is the wonder of Dennis Rodman in a new documentary that chronicles his trip to North Korea. 
KISS IT!!

248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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