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Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to sit down for some greezy time. A great crowd filled the room while many more watched it streaming online. This live show has amazing audio, mommy confessions, intimate talk, Fill Her Up and so much more! We just opened a new denim processing factory because of this episode! 

Live from the Ice House-217-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy Bunz still went up there and did what a single mom has to do. He found a man to help him out. The great Toby Hargrave sat in as a step mom and he was amazing! Toby and Tommy break down a crazy park landscaper, religious upbringings, parenting, heckling, Fill Her Ups, Would You Rathers and so much more. This ep really is the Moose's (Because Canada) T**s!

Live From Vancouver with Toby Hargrave-219-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live from Denver with Chuck Roy-222-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom in Seattle when Tina couldn't make it. Sadly, the audio isn't great. BLUEBAN'S fault. But it's still worth a listen - why? Well, it's Yoshi. There's no description that does it justice. He covers all his hits: AIDS, assault, murder, kidnapping, racism and more! You ain't ready.

Live From Seattle with YOSHI-223-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!
This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CORE! Toronto is no joke, you know what we're sayin?
Tommy and Tina drop dreams on you! Who requested a T Bunz piledriver? Which race crawled up in Tina in her sleep-filled mind? We try to understand what people are sayin. Pretty sure that one of them is even too advanced for the most seasoned mom. Give it a shot, ketchup/mustard!
Can Britney Spears sing? We have evidence that suggests your opinion on her vocals has always been on point. Plus Aunty FeeFee drops knowledge thru music and Top Dog raises even his own brown bar! Remember, "It's Only Smells." 

Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.
While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodie. Some of the origins of Mommycode are deep within this episode. Listen and enjoy.

Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores. 
This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting history - Top Dog and brown come together in REAL TIME. 
Buckle Up, you ain't ready. 

Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing. 
Once again, this episode features Top Dog and BROWN and it's epic. We hope you took care of your teeth while we were gone. We're going to check each of your toothbrushes to make sure of it, Theo.

Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day. 
Please enjoy this Classic episode which has the origins of F****n Camp! among other Tourettes Classics!
This is high quality denim we have here. 

Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).
We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more! 
This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!

Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

So many treats in this one. 
Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo). 
 
Get at me.

285-Live From Cobb's-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voicemail, which kicks us off to a journey into Christina's childhood. Wipe down!

366-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who desperately want you to look at them, and go in depth on Tom's most recent physical

367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Espanish on TV, we have Would You Rather, Perfect Smiles and MORE!

368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes by the name Bert Kreischer in it. Plus Tommy and Tina watched the movie, Shark Bites - you might like but it has one BIG flaw (same as the Martian with Matt Damon).  There's a really white DJ who really feels comfortable with BIG WORDS and all kinds of accents to master in this one. Who is the Water Champ? Now we can all be with the NEW Water Champ shirt! Get one for Christmas or just to show everyone who H2Flow is in your house.  Keep those jeans up!

369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show!  So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagine.  Plus the Jeans are not only fresh off their Bannismurfurney where they got a Couples Massage (yuck), Tina also claims disrupted relaxing time with a F-A-R-T.  AND, seems that President Camacho is actually going to run the free world. Interesting times ahead! Many Masterful Accents in this one!

370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you.  And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it.  We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks.  Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!

421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?! PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!

422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jeans Within! Jeans Within!  Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary.  PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted.  AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think?  Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"?? Get into it, Jeans.

423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.  This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.  By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.  PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.    Say No More, just listen, JEAN.

424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.  J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.  This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.

425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches.  Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back.  Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want.  We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.

428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura

Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.  We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.  PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.  AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.

433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.

435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents.  Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP!   Show support by visiting our sponsors:  ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE

436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes."  PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true.  AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time.  AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.

438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

<div>Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode!</div> The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog?  Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.

439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too.  Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct.  Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!

Sam Tripoli-449-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang? All the answers you want are here!

450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Daddy is finally here with mommies.  Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back.  Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted?  AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES. This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.

451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one.  We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH.  Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves! AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?" We have dental updates and more!

452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news? We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever.  AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time.  Let us know what you think.  Support comes from:  Stamps.com code word: MOM Brooklinen.com code word: MOM PolicyGenius.com

453=Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

TMZ ain't got S**T on your mommies! We welcome actress, tweeter, and hilarious writer Jenny Mollen aka @jennyandteets into the Mommydome for lots of laughs and general tomfoolery. Real Talk gets really real with more of Big Ang and we get the inside scoop on Jenny's favorite show, The Bachelorette, complete with tons of ridiculous audio. Most noteworthy of all we play Dick Detectives with Jenny and who is the suspect? Her husband - Jason Biggs! (HINT: It isn't small). If that's not enough for you then you go away! Enjoy!
PS. The voice that pops in a few times is Jenny's very hungover friend, Leslie. 

428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura

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