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You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets. 
Do we have a new YKWIS Champ??? LISTEN closely (and count). 
Plus FEEFO is back and he's talking about his new sister and we have to tell you - he ISN'T happy. We also discover the funny adult actress who blessed us all with the catchphrase of the year last week and we hope you'll help us meet her. 
Do you like spending a dollar? Do you document it when you do? There's a community for you where people just like bore the s**t out of other people with their purchases. 
Be the jeans!

295-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Who's the Babe Ruth of porn?
What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?
Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor? 
These are all questions that will be answered on this episode and have you shouting Oh Yoshi Didn't!
The great Yoshi Obayashi is back in the Mommy Dome with enough ridiculous tales to fill 5 podcasts, but we crammed them all into this one. 
Get ready to laugh, get ready to cry and get ready to be confused by how you should react during any specific segment. This is Yoshi and there are no boundries.

Yoshi-296-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.
The Mommies have an announcement so big they have to play a new sound cue just to live up to the magnitude of it - you'll just have to listen. 
Plus can you have jeans sewn into your skin so you never have to change them? 
Serial killers are such a fascinating, but disagreeable bunch of fellas. Have you heard of Ted Bundy? Not nice. We listen to audio of him talking about his favorite activity - killing.
AND it's the return of our favorite GIGOLO -BRACE. He has a bombshell announcement and gets down and dirty about a lot of his Ho'in details.

297-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.
We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay area!
The Mommies are moving - just into an office, but it's going to be SWEET. Plus we gotta get these doggies to stop poopin INSIDE.
 
Make sure the listen to Joe Rogan episode #664 to hear the mommies have a ball of a good time. And it's official Tommy Mommy is shooting a new special in August. Listen to find out where!

298-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!
Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!
We get into it with some help from a really neat guy who throws adventurous birthday parties. Plus, what language do you hate hearing the most? Middle eastern in origin? Asian? Latin? We'll explore. 
You thought you'd heard everthing from the sweet Thai lady who explored with Two Gentlemen, but she's got more to say and it is AMAZE.
We find out who Calvin is and have a new song that we're sure you'll hate.

299-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Tom sits alone and reveals how much of a struggle it was to get the equipment working in the first podcast from the MommyDome. Tom plays a phone call he recorded with his friend, Steve as they recall a drug deal from their youth. The full story of the drug deal is in detail on Episode 185 of The Joe Rogan Experience. Tom plays a few Would You Rather's and flogs himself for his technical shortcomings. Christina is in San Jose, so this one is all Tommy Mommy. 

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura Episode 41


Tom and Christina are together in the mommydome! They talk about "Brown" a lot! Audio of Tom's dad giving advice on wiping and Tom's mom getting extremely upset about it. Tom's snoring is ruining both of their lives and the dynamic duo announce a logo contest for the podcast. Great "Would You Rather's"! We fall in love with some homeless gays!


Your Moms's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 42

Tom and Christina discuss their recent travels, rude passengers, and the alarming number of drunks on morning flights. Tom discusses recording a new album and hearing his neighbors recent powerful orgasm. They play NEW audio of tourettes patients and revisit the classic, "Johnny Davidson!" Christina tests Tom's knowledge of black culture and plays an interview she did with a comic who smoked crack for 15 years. Dental update and more!

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 43

Tom and Christina ask the age-old question, "Where The Dudes At?" again but Casey provides no answers (though Hirsute Pursuit does try to help). T&C reveal their love and addiction to reality shows in a new segment called, Real Talk. They discuss some of the practices of reality shows and play clips from Dr. Oz, Braxton Family Values, and the Road Rules/Real World Challenge. The two go back and forth on the lack of etiquette found in much of society today, NEW Would You Rather's?, and the neighbor "situation" is addressed! 

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 44


Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A "Real Talk" segment features a woman with footlong toe nails and a man who insists on kissing a woman after she has vomited. Christina shares her own stories of hearing the neighbor have sex and Top Dog is back for more "Brown Talk"! 


Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 45

Nothing can prepare your ears for the Mad Flavor that is Joey "Coco" Diaz. Christina and Tom are elated to sit back and have their Uncle Joey share stories of crime, Hollywood, sex, and most importantly, taking dumps outside. You will only wish this episode never ended as Joey has us laughing for the entire duration. Pull your jeans up!

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 54

Mommy, mommy, oh mommy, mommy! Get ready for a good time. Fellow comedian and Southern Belle, Rory Scovel enters the mommy dome for the first time. Rory witnesses the unveiling of our producer, Blueban, to our Ustream audience, we then talk about a fun thing to try to your lover, more Beastie Boys love, couples that don't fart in front of each other, Cosby, shitty people that go to shows, Fill Her Up/Seal her shut, when eating pot goes wrong and more! Go to YourMomsHousePodcast.com for all the mommy magic!

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 57

Well if you aren't my mommy then who are you? Tommy spent the weekend in NYC with his close celebrity friends (no big deal) and shares his love for the great big ol' apple (is that the expression?). We revisit Tom's mom's obsession with everything Wu-Tang. Christina fixates on why she routinely tortures herself with caffeine and toothbrushes, while Tom does the same with his fingers. We discuss our desire for a psychologist to analyze comedic podcasters, play some of our new faves in REAL TALK, and finally introduce you to Christina's father with some primo audio! Be Her!

Episode 61 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Bring the muthafuckin Ruckus! Tom and Christina drop science on you so open up your journals and take notes! We begin with some friendly banter regarding our different tastes in music to warm your ears. Then the moment you've all been waiting for arrives - Tom talks about his trip with Top Dog which includes audio immediately after Top Dog shit his pants. It's a special moment for Tom and all of our little mommies. We read a listener email, discuss our neighbor's new sex friend, talk about a new documentary about Where The Dudes are At, Real Talk about gypsies and more!

Episode 62 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

You're the man now, dawg! Tommy and Tina talk about their recent travels and how lame it is to watch old dudes hit on young girls by trying to sound like they're young too. The lesson: act your age or better yet - just do you, dawg. Christina admits to knowing nothing about current affairs and especially about Kennebunkport. The real treat here is Top Dog gives gold. He talks farts, brown, toilet paper, and how he used to pick up chicks. Guys, you're going to want to take notes cause you're about to start getting laid way more. Bankers beware! And the official Podcast T-shirt makes its debut! Wipe Down!

Episode 63 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

And what is your name, little mommy? Tommy and Tina talk about names that must be difficult to live with, most of which are not suitable for print. The myth that West Coast "dry heat" is tolerable and not as bad as humid heat is addressed with passion! We revisit the legacy of Michael Jackson - greatest entertainer who also definitely molested kids and we share audio about him that states that Michael also "did some dancing." We Fill It Up and Seal It Shut with super heroes and Sci-Fi characters, we explore why in the world softcore porn exits and we finish things off with more Top Dog audio! Set it off in this muthafucka!!

Episode 64 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Happy Birthday, Lady America! Today Mommy United States pushed our country out of her HOO-hole! Set a sparkler on fire to celebrate! We happily welcome Ari "Bear Jew" Shaffir into the Mommy Dome. We talk exercise and how much we like/don't like doing it, embarassing moments on stage, how censoring curse words from your children is fucking stupid and also how adults who are offended by cursing are cunts. An impromptu Dick Detectives comes out of nowhere! Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut athletes addition! We tease the return of Casey "Where The Dudes At?" and more!

Episode 65-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your 2 dearest mothers welcome the lovely and hilarious Felicia Michaels into the Mommy Dome. We discuss what it's like to work with Joey Diaz on her podcast, Beauty and The Beast, what it was like to WIN Star Search, and Felicia weighs in on the "Oil in the road/I own the road" & "Retarded/Retard" debate! A speacial Labor Day edition of Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, plus Real Talk and more! Hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer!!

Episode 74-Felicia Michaels-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Pull your jeans up over your shoulders - it's Mommy time! Tommy and Tina cover all the bases in this one. The duo talk trash about their producer, Blueban, they bring back fan-favorite, The Dick Detectives, read RESULTS from Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, give you a Where The Dudes At update, discuss their interest in Holocaust literature, play NEW Top Dog audio and much more!

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 55

Oh lovers of love and those who desire to be loved more, we think this is the episode for you. Dear friend, hilarious comedian and writer and LADY WHO WANTS YOUR TO TREAT HER LIKE ONE, Sarah Tiana, joins us in the mommy dome with advice that is so good we might just transcribe this episode and sell it as a book! Tiana is a natural fit in the dome because she is one of us - an old friend who just came to kick it. There's a lot of laughs, good times, and excellent insight from romance guru, Tiana on how to get a girl like her. Also, she will blow you (multiple times) if she likes you. Now are you ready to listen? Unbuckle your jeans and get ready to be her.

Episode 74-Felicia Michaels-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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