Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

oblivion

𝚘̶͕̙͕͋͆̿𝚋̶̢̞͎̓͑͛𝚕̶̼̘͔͊̚̚𝚒̶̺͍̼̈́̔̕𝚟̶͎͓͊͌͜͝𝚒̶̡̼̼́̕͝𝚘̶̘͖͕̈́͋𝚗̶͍͚̞̓͐͌

to clear up some confusion

me talking about (a very small portion of) the shit that I've gone through / been involved in is in response to his lyrics about me "acting hard". 

hence me saying "if you really think I'm acting" and "this ain't no damn movie"

as for him complaining that I didn't address other things he said in his lyrics; I listened to his diss track maybe 3 times and read the lyrics in order to try and properly respond; however as far as I can tell 

_his lyrics are not rooted in reality_

most of them come across as nonsense that he thought he had figured out. likely was told those things by his new friend libby shaw. the things he thought would mean something to me meant nothing.

Me calling him a gossiper, a liar and saying that he's toxic _is_ me responding to those lyrics.

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

true colors

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

wanted: 3 other mcs to shred this shit so i can feel motivated to write a verse with some villains

send me your vox stems and reference demos to rapper@gmail.com

or just steal it for yourself i stole everything who gives a shit i lazily arrange some windows noises then loop them who am i da vinci

Error Prone (terrible 30 minutes of work windows beat loop) (unmastered, free dl)

Game Over

Simancas

2016 remix of still dg by @tsadi even though its tzadi or tz80i or tz something

go fuck yourself hack the planet

10 years later ain't a damn thing changed

Late in the evening, or is it morning?
Couple days sat awake and i see me yawnin'
James Bondin', pinging and they ain't respondin'
Mission accomplished, yeah, bitch, I'm pwning
Roll out the crib, white hat on the crest
"Spamtec" like a badge on the right of my chest
Blip-blip on my Sidekick, I flip my wrist
SSH to my box page down to next
My stats look good, what about my checks?
So many digits, it's a googleplex
Rotation of the earth like my spam subjects
Perplex the best, the wicked get no rest
Slide in my Chrysler, the blades will slice ya'
Mesh grill on the front just to entice ya'
IPod in the dash, Nerd Life supreme
Track, track, to the Spamtec audio stream
Still live my life like the perfect dream
There ain't a soul that can touch me or my team, nah
District attorneys set out on journeys
And then I lead them on like "A Weekend at Bernie's"
Feds on the scene, try collectin' my convos
See me on AIM talkin' to all the blond hos
it's Condos, coast to coast, wireless enabled
When they set to sniff I switch to cables
IPs bounce through multi nations
I keep confidential like doctors' patients
It's Nerd Life and it's DG death
Represent DG 'til my dying breath

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I swear, people baffle me
Who the fuck would even want to battle me?
Boy what a fuckin' day that'll be
When their life disappears with their chattel, G
Don't battle me, because we rich in numbers
Every day see a couple of fresh newcomers
Tryin' to make a name off of my demise
And I always hit them up with the YT surprise
It may not happen right away, 'cause I lay in the weeds
And I strike like a snake, whenever I please
And such is the life of most DGs
You don't see it comin' 'til you're on your knees

Every time they try to weasel out of my trap
I pull them right back, put their heads in my lap
A little stressful, but I've got enough cigs
And I got enough to proxies to shake the pigs
Carton after carton of these 72s
And I'm still pullin' hits out my Underoos
I still bruise, pack up and DOS the server
Sit back and act like a calm observer
Call all the shots from miles away
Sittin' in a Starbucks at the break of day
I don't play, so act like you think you know
'Cause I'm a fuckin' DG, you're a fuckin' bitch, bro
Yeah!

ytcracker - still dg (tzadi remix) (2016 edition) (downloadable)

minicard

beat produced by dizzee

acapella (129 bpm) : http://ytcracker.com/music/acapellas/ytcracker%20-%20paint%20%28acapella%20129bpm%29.wav

lyrics:

this palette that i paint with
code fragments sitting all up in the system matrix
make shit happen for the backend keep it dangerous
hacker rooteronomy coming in through the basement
chase it all up to the tippy top
ivory tower shutter island where the QLC shining like diamonds
and i feel like dying sometimes when im flying on the
focus
help my code stay the dopest and hope its
gonna keep on staying clear
well into the following years inflict fear
on all of the antis
trying to keep a man down and his franchise
gotta keep both eyes open cause you never know when a broken
link or a token gonna set your whole world on fire
in the ocean of this cy-space
run it up and lose it all just like im myspace

paint debuggers with the breakpoints
that make the money make it rain on all the strippers at the shake joints
still a hacker with an attitude
getting paper as a badder dude
chilling at tropical latitude
the gratitude of an internet beaming
cause their boy stayed out here dreaming
trying to shake all of his demons 
but failing
give your boy props cuz hes still mailing
lulzboat keep on sailing
keep my eyes on them russians like sarah palin -
mirai botnet on that internet of shit
got that firmware squared layer 3 assailant
packets that i paint with
built all up on them busybox proxy payments
docker containers on these ip ranges
scored that baby blue checkmark verified famous

free pein - who you paint with?
this game swallow brains to the jails from the spaceship
affidavits from the agents
hundred pages
knocking youngins off the internet in stages
CIs who shall remain nameless
imprison bright minds for crimes with sealed statements
protests on the pavement dont rein it in
another soldier on the streets meet the taze again
rigged game with the pay to win
where the elites fight elite hackers aiding the spin
i gotta pray to the man to keep me outta the bin
so i dont catch a case just for saying the trends
but in the meantime im seeing all of my friends
thems copping to pleas they got em bending the knee
threaten em with treason in the first degree
say youll give em twenty years in the penitentiary

paint the block with the EM spectrum 
isolate the embassy and disconnect the head from
wikileaks and then some
leading to the cred dump
try to smoke it out with a five eyes thread bump
say an "actor of the state" go and do a deface
and another government start losing its face
then officials on the news say "were losing the race"
meanwhile our talent disproving the case
DGs forward this thing with an orderless team
cause we live that borderless dream one family
united by the internet stan lee
x-men married to the game and the best men
flexing dressed in hoodies at our desks and
pressing text in a terminal session
penetration testing messing with muggles
keep em guessing (guessing)

ytcracker - paint

here is the original which is actually way better TBH:

https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/track/droppin-hertz-on-em

ytcracker - droppin hertz (tanner4105 VIP)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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