wanted: 3 other mcs to shred this shit so i can feel motivated to write a verse with some villains

send me your vox stems and reference demos to rapper@gmail.com

or just steal it for yourself i stole everything who gives a shit i lazily arrange some windows noises then loop them who am i da vinci

Error Prone (terrible 30 minutes of work windows beat loop) (unmastered, free dl)

beat by projektzero
available for download - originally posted at https://soundcloud.com/tim-nerdcorenow/pinot-noir-superstar-ytcracker

i aint no savage
when im up in the club im above average
gotta spend some cabbage
top scientist like dave miscavige
i dont drink whiskey
vodka beer no im not thrifty
my tastes are tad refined
sophisticated so i drink wine

see im an artist
pinky extend the farthest
when i got some wine to sip on
khaki slacks to match my clip on
tie yea im so classy
pour me another glass g
have a jager bomb man that shits nasty
yall clear a little path see

im a pinot noir superstar (superstar)
im the classiest alcoholic at the bar (at the bar)
got a ponytail and a hybrid car (hybrid car)
and a hand rolled cuban cigar (cigar)

grab my glass at the stem then swirl it
bitch we getting drunk off the merlot
gotta find a suitable pairing
pepperjack with the sauvignon blanc im so daring
im only two bottles down
and my corkscrew fiending to open another round
holler at a broad on my cell
say she coming through for some zinfandel

drinking fermented grapes
has caused a few mistakes
but omelettes need eggs to break
if i dont have wine then i cant create
so tonight i remain a trooper
in the morning rap game bradley cooper
classy rap game guy from looper
rap game drunken stupor ya heard

ytcracker - pinot noir superstar (free download)

im addicted to eve online now
jacked the beat from hassan @ soundclick www.soundclick.com/HASSAN
if you dont play eve you should start because this song will make no sense to you
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=fff23d84-639c-42fd-8071-076381b77b03&action=buddy
join here ill split the PLEX with you

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray 

I’m a newbie living interstellar - under HEROs umbrella
trying to find some content with my newbro fellas
roam in our frigates the ladies dig it they love how i scram it
when i be tackling them talwars or EWAR when i jam it
keep getting podded like a poppy luckily got a copy
back at the station where the dojo teaching starship karate
and once I’m in my new body you bet I’m pimpin a griffin 
not peter even though slip petes been known to catch us all slipping

man im straight ripping through these gate camps
microwarpdrive blowing through them bubbles got a great chance
keep my sensor booster up cuz i hate damps
align to an anomaly and break dance
chuck a 7o in local cuz ya boy keeping it classy
even though when im in provi all the locals harass me
because im brave with it corporation keep the whole game fit and 
bovril still keep the blood god paid wit it

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray

im up here chilling in the captains quarters
thinking bout the sansha nation and how they might be expanding their borders
and theres a pilot up in jita says hell double my isk
so I can purchase perfect metas for my caracal fits
when youre a newbie fitting fittings that are out of your league
and a jumpers fatigue is a problem cuz you forgot to read it
you best believe it you can SRP it if you get lucky
just type the code into the website that you got from the MotD

and every time you form a fleet up you can make no mistake
theres gonna be a dude on mumble who will ask if his drake
can come along up on this stratop then they have a debate
how they wont wind up in a capsule cuz their skill is so great
man - we just trying to stay isk positive
can we live?
the timers ticking better get on the move
and hold sov to this soft groove

i'm brave (space mmo gangster rap)

luvthe80s

2016 remix of still dg by @tsadi even though its tzadi or tz80i or tz something

go fuck yourself hack the planet

10 years later ain't a damn thing changed

Late in the evening, or is it morning?
Couple days sat awake and i see me yawnin'
James Bondin', pinging and they ain't respondin'
Mission accomplished, yeah, bitch, I'm pwning
Roll out the crib, white hat on the crest
"Spamtec" like a badge on the right of my chest
Blip-blip on my Sidekick, I flip my wrist
SSH to my box page down to next
My stats look good, what about my checks?
So many digits, it's a googleplex
Rotation of the earth like my spam subjects
Perplex the best, the wicked get no rest
Slide in my Chrysler, the blades will slice ya'
Mesh grill on the front just to entice ya'
IPod in the dash, Nerd Life supreme
Track, track, to the Spamtec audio stream
Still live my life like the perfect dream
There ain't a soul that can touch me or my team, nah
District attorneys set out on journeys
And then I lead them on like "A Weekend at Bernie's"
Feds on the scene, try collectin' my convos
See me on AIM talkin' to all the blond hos
it's Condos, coast to coast, wireless enabled
When they set to sniff I switch to cables
IPs bounce through multi nations
I keep confidential like doctors' patients
It's Nerd Life and it's DG death
Represent DG 'til my dying breath

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I swear, people baffle me
Who the fuck would even want to battle me?
Boy what a fuckin' day that'll be
When their life disappears with their chattel, G
Don't battle me, because we rich in numbers
Every day see a couple of fresh newcomers
Tryin' to make a name off of my demise
And I always hit them up with the YT surprise
It may not happen right away, 'cause I lay in the weeds
And I strike like a snake, whenever I please
And such is the life of most DGs
You don't see it comin' 'til you're on your knees

Every time they try to weasel out of my trap
I pull them right back, put their heads in my lap
A little stressful, but I've got enough cigs
And I got enough to proxies to shake the pigs
Carton after carton of these 72s
And I'm still pullin' hits out my Underoos
I still bruise, pack up and DOS the server
Sit back and act like a calm observer
Call all the shots from miles away
Sittin' in a Starbucks at the break of day
I don't play, so act like you think you know
'Cause I'm a fuckin' DG, you're a fuckin' bitch, bro
Yeah!

ytcracker - still dg (tzadi remix) (2016 edition) (downloadable)

ytcracker - Green Hat (Max James Remix)

pci compliance

Ytcracker - Antisec (Max James Remix)

"Jetlag Theology" - YTCracker/ProjektZero

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Spamtec ytcracker - got to be a dg (UNFINISHED)

yes i did mean seg faults not page faults that's one of the reasons i didn't release

no, the song "page fault" was not the same error, that was referring to data exfiltration; 
(hdd -- > memory -- > world wide web --- > ??? --- > PROFIT!!11!)

glider (the game of life)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
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