Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

terminal
green on black the cursor flash
cd slash
enter for a chance to win
im breaking in first push a SYN
flood 
im paul rudd - im nude tayne
im saul good(man) - im loose change
im boss boy - im bruce springs(tein)

terminal
this octothorpe on that sudo
stay thirsty for my voodoo
‘piled ADM and that w00w00
my screen shelled machine swell
chain hashes ASIC
i 10 print shit BASIC
with these 8 sticks of raised fit

random access memory (memory)
be scared of me (of me)
prepare to be wooed by the dudes sincerity
this parity in my RAID
keep data flowing unscathed
them stylesheets all in my page
keep me so lit on the stage
that wrist roll in eclipse though
smooth as i move bits breaux
you xamarin you sharp boy
see sharpness and thats art boy
fetching bytes - a black lab
your soundtrack in that hack lab
lock and load that top node
then stop and drop that opcode

terminal
i pen test invested
in zero day by my folks
break em open like yolks
scramble rot13
release that work in a zine
make install and make clean
cursor flash on black and glow green

terminal
spamming cooked thats burnt meat 
sniffing hooks with burp suite
middle man and ill get em man
when they using after free
alzheimers on me
yea they losing memory
when im all up into their heap

terminal

ytcracker - terminal

(since when do buzzwords make you elite?)

(nerdy voice: I got my hypervisor web 2.0 ajax cross-site request forgery
working)

[verse 1]

too.. too.. 
too many buzzwords, black and white hat
too many hype jacking wannabe's at defcon like that (nerd: got root?)
too many white-fat industry pie-graphs
real hackers out hijacking your WiMAX

too much clique bullshit and politics
too many props for sites hit with javascript (yea I said it)
too much of the media acknowledges 
bull shit hacking perpetuating novices

too.. too..
too many phones wire tapped without impunity
too many granted retroactive immunity
too much peacocking in the infosec community
between kids comparing their favorite flavors of unices

too many hackers deserving adequate eulogies
forgotton or burnt reminiscing how it used to be
I dont let this type of shit get to me usually
I cant be complacent, I have to save it

[chorus]

This is your career on life support (whaaat?)
and we're not white hats tryin to write reports
any box can be popped with the right resource
so your threat model's worthless, NICE REPORT

We got your network on life support (yeyeaah!)
fuck your firewall tryin to hide your ports
we hop these through proxies to hide the source
so your packet log is nothing, NICE REPORT (NICE REPORT)

[verse 2]

open the mic wire, flip a beat to the speakers 
and watch me light fire, to this industry's 
hype whores and hype biters, reporters and type writers 
makin doc raid resort to blow torches and vise plyers 

spiked wire (shit!) c4 and battle axes 
put me on a keyboard to battle hax0rs 
sheepish and claiming beef, cattle hackers 
talk shit, get owned by me, and tattle after

the skills of the new kids? useless
exploits? they can't write their own excuses
just downloading sploits and rootkits
and now you think your worthy the status of dade murphy?

a ninja's not defined by his sword, of course
and theres more to a network than switch and a cord
so I retorte and ask an ego damaging question
how do you reckon you're elite merely brandishing weapons?

[chorus again]

[outro:]

Yeah! What up to Conkrete my producer, man, number 1 in the game.
This goes out to my crew SophSec, 
This goes out to Visigoth and all the Kenshoto
Man this goes out to Syncrew
This goes out to RFP, Toby, Sharky and Ap3
Starik, the 0x41 crew
I say what up to Sa7ori, Subrute, Fredrick Diggle, 
Doc Brown, @las, The Janus Group, 
What up to all my homies
Doc Raid, 2009 the World is Mine

[Nice Report!]


Dr Raid - Nice report

i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the mothafuccin gun sound  

whole crew straight from the dog pound
thinkin you a predator - shells on yo box now
sit down - be quiet - you talk too loud
see a opp gun em down send em to the fuccin cloud  

its a massacre  
feelin so spectacular
drainin life from these servers  
like my name was dracula

fuccin with the queed squad cause we got the formula
every single day addin nodes to our reticula
yes we got the work and we flip it like a spatula
beginning to the end, we are the alpha and omega  
  
yuh

keep it tight snakes creepin through the night
whitelist the IP if you pay the right price
talkin shit - my whole crew scannin - better think twice
injure you with RFIs we got shells on yo device
  
bitch

i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the gun sound  

yuh

i might die any day now
you might die any day now  
i might die any day now  
fucc around w/ tha queed squad - hear the gun sound
  
everybody wanna talk about my fuccin style
i been doin this shit since i was a juvenile
modify the source to the PoC i compile
night sights zeroed in send they ass to exile

bitch what you thought got the real time clock
get it in the mail never runnin outta stocc
keep it so real so they always gon flock  
ye we give em what they want got tha innanet on locc  
  
shout out to moony - shout out to dankdank
leave em in the boulevard rigamortis stank
elevated privileges - never catch a case
address resolution had the host displaced

best brace for the impact - they askin for they box back
buncha fuckin skids wit a lame ass LAMP stack
xmpp e2e - communication never tracked
every single one of you always deserved to get whacked
 
i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the mothafuccin gun sound

injure.you

Wake Up (feat Ytcracker)

yung_innanet_bootleg.mp3.exe (time capsule)

5G (ft ytcracker)

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

ytcracker - bitcoin baron (free dl)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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