my daughter and i just having a little fun help the police
using kace's rework of mike will made it - 23
original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

iiiiiiim 

on the web
doing work
server blades on
NATted up
doing dirt
with my JSON

JSON and BeEF
JSON and BeEF
JSON elite
JSON this beat

java driveby reaver on a wifi
in a five by five pixel where i stick the missile - inside my
payload drop like HALO - i hit the volcano
once and then i move through a series of tubes just like i was captain drano
serial killer serialize surprises don't get bitter
im trying to fit a bit o' code up here inside this header
inject a script (script) across domains
cut em up like aldo raine so they refrain from my ip range 

fill the buffer with space
and let the exploit erase
im changin the game up
like a find and replace
disk in the drive
set the channel to side
im in the backdoor
im bout to hack this now


json (f. bibbies) (mike will made it 23 hacker mixtape remix) (free dl)

prod by tunnA Beatz

Oh, shit, my computer, it's haunted
Just when I finally got the game that I've been wanting
It's actin all weird sayin resource exhausted
Control Alt Delete and man, everything halted
Reach on over and I hold down the button
Seven seconds later all my programs are shuttin
Right before it powers down it stops all a sudden
and up pops a message box, its written in Russian

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I don't know what I'm looking at, I don't know what I see
But right in the center it clearly says "BTC"
Reboot the computer and it takes over my screen
Translate on my phone says something about the key
I call up my friend and he tries to log on
Few seconds later he tells me my data's gone
Next day get the mail I'm clippin coupons
Gotta buy a new computer on amazon.com

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

I guess I shoulda just stuck with league of legends
Even though it always got me oh so stressin
Even when my team is always comin in second
At least it didn't leave my data oh so threatened
The worst part is that I didn't even get to play
The game that I had wanted was frozen on my display
I guess maybe next time I'll suck it up and pay
Instead of gettin played by the pirate bay

Please, help me, my computer is cursed
Please, help me, these things are the worst
Please, I didn't do anything wrong, I swear
Please, help me, I'm getting scared

Ohhhhhh my computer is haunted
Woahhhh my computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh his computer is haunted
Woahhhh his computer is haunted

Ohhhhhh your computer is haunted
Woahhhh your computer is haunted
Ohhhhhh all computers are haunted
Woahhhh all computers are haunted

Haunted

Game Over

@keifergr33n flip of the @ytcracker crypto anthem

ytcracker - Bitcoin Baron (KEIFERGR33N Remix)

Superstar

beat by the illustrious atmos

told you to snap up a modest position
of currency minted from factoring digits
which of you listened?
(which of you listened?)
i had these visions of hackers imprisoned
for fighting the system all couched in a fiction
which of you listened?
(which of you listened?)
crypto illuminati from the floppy
no one can stop me this God is adopting a digital body
yea we made paper these wallets a copy -
private keys tucked on a netbook extracted in fashion
with matching bitgold
crypto lint hundredths of coins that are sitting in places untold
keys i control
propagate apps on the nodes

i got gas bitch
i got i got gas bitch

you go last bitch
you go you go last bitch

billions of dollars of drugs on the darknet
we bought above marketed rates
and mainlining coins in to gambling hustling
put your boy up with the greats

now im here
cryptoilluminati
forged in the chain
with all of my gang
decentralized and elite

app is distributed upside unlimited find me a thing to disrupt
solidity contracts to define the process of going and breaking it up
ERC 20 for taking the money a token
i'm poking around an exchange
tooling 'round asia with king in a blazer
we fixing to teach all these youngins the game 

leverage our name fuck all these charlatans mang
fuck all these charlatans talking bout bands
aint got no trezors or no ledger nans
aint got no trezors or no ledger nans
got a whitepaper no one understands
starting a scam for a couple of grands
all of these newbies compiling these forks
compiling prices and filing these shorts
blind leading blind asking “how i start mining?”
the china coin empire defining my grind and
transaction signing
while im fine dining
shapeshift these coins when the market declining
unicorn chilling with villains
larimer building the futures appealing
we killing the game from here to brisbane
dominate drops on these io domains

ytcracker - cryptoilluminati

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

very slightly flipped G Mills + Kyle McEvoy - Haze

just had to write something

even im tripping
im still playing this game and i aint in prison
still out here living
still out here earning my starship deployment blue ribbon
luck with the women
^ maybe a bit out of sorts 
but i aint dead daughter stay fed
aint in the red aint in the courts

this year been crazy broke up with baby
family get murdered or suicide daily
had to quit drinking because i kept thinking
about all this shit everytime i got hazy
^ banned from a venue 
took advice from my friends and i tried to pretend you
didnt exist and put you on a list
but that didnt much help and i still will defend you

music my therapy cant even write it
and when i sit down to i cant even lie its
like i forgot how to string it together
fit all of my feelings in make myself better
heard this beat on a stream might as well pirate
and try it out give it a go
im the king of the scene the shel silverstein
im hacking and phreaking the flow

bad with my money feel like a dummy
feel like a failure and people dont love me
know that aint true at the core of my being
but consciousness kills and my hearts in agreement
^ maybe a mid life 
crisis i guess that its getting that time
i look at my watch and i gather my thoughts
while the memories flood in i ask for a sign

still immature
still out in LA the hacker couture
still popping boxes and feeding the poor
picking myself up and off of the floor
timing is everything right now im hemorrhaging
^maybe we needed a break
take some time to reflect let me clean up my mess
because baby i needed that space

that goes for all of us demons that follow us
gotta forgive yourself or they will swallow us
whole
havent been diligent dim little filament
havent been playing my role
mentally ill -
mentally question my skill
if im not popping them pills
you know the drill
pushing through life with your sheer force of will

planets in trouble
most of the globes in a media bubble
feel kinda powerless 
bathing in cowardice
sitting here silent with no one to cuddle
and this forms a pattern
circle around like the rings of saturn
trying to find some peace of mind
in this of slice of time like something matters

hope i find what im seeking over a long weekend
sooner than later so i can start speaking
and doing the things that im destined to do
and not sitting here lonely and wrestling with you
as for the rest of my crew
continue success i invested in you
Spam God continue to Bless Every Move
so lets get in the booth and stop stressing it boo

boo

ytcracker - status update

analog lawnmower

!hook

ₒᵦ𝆑ᵤₛ𝄴ₐₜₑ

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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