this shit hits hard. the raw emotion in this isn't something you see a lot of rappers do. you're an absolute legend, pulling off every style and mood man. heard your stuff when i was a little kid and it got me into programming. ive changed a lot, but the link never died.

I listen to this almost everyday ❤ thanks g

keep pluggin homie you are doing important work

beat produced by guttstar
vox produced by lavos/ytcracker
world produced by big bang

lavos feat. ytcracker - i am the storm (swat me)

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (ultra beta version)

fact - the feds be making cases off of loose lipping 
not computer chipping agencies just catching people slipping
game is to be sold not to be told this internet is pimping
you would think it was a given but these hackers tripping (tripping)
youngins ima school ya all these things they say to fool ya
theyre your friends theyre here to help ya here to melt ya alka seltzer 
once them agents get you talking promise charges that they dropping
if you promise to co op them the attorneys start flip flopping -
guarantee your placement lock your ass up in the basement
put your friends up in interrogation make em read your statement
then they fabricate discrepancies embellish on your story
now your boys are filling in the blanks accusing you of glory
so

(hey hey what do you say)
you dont say a thing plead the fifth all day
(who who what you gon do)
you will use that phone call to hit your crew
(hee hee what do you see)
if you dont see a warrant then get set free
(ho ho what do you know)
i dont know a thing officer let me go

fact - if you dont give em anything to go on
and your crew dont say a word about the capers you been pulling
they cant prove that you were sitting in the chair when all that hacking happened 
claim entrapment claim a misconfigured server cabinet
wireless stay open for the guests - and encryptions broken
all the people in my squad keep the faith like kenneth copeland
vpn to bounce you when your client go announce you
build them layers of abstraction when youre turning up the action
proxies are like condoms use em once then switch up on em
if you keep position quantum they cant trace you to the bottom
stack that tor and stack that telegram - ladders of alprazolam
cool under that pressure when them agents come to get ya
steady hand steady plan - keep the work off instagram
keep a kill switch on your LAN in case you run into a jam
rules are simple follow them retain a lawyer call on him
and silence still the golden rule bitch - dont be foolish

Heyhey

ytcracker - plead the fifth

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

ytcracker - toolin up (twitch mix) (beat by rajzilla)

beat by @jhfly - "birthday song"

its your boy neals - how you been whats been cracking
i been chilling up in prison since this bullshit happened
been a few years now still trying to make some sense of things
went and risked it all a few listened when my whistle ring
a select few soldiers always loyal
to the words that i was preaching in my hat of tinfoil
like yourself, so i had to pen this letter
to you - cause you've been listening to truth

i've been labeled as a prophet or a leader or an activist
but im just another human asterisk
in the scheme of things - and im despondent about it
cause nobody wanna be a failure filled with that doubt and
you know i tried to raise awareness - and gain some listeners
maybe if i sucked less then opinions would differ
but these reddit threads im seeing no my name is never mentioned
aint a treatise on neutrality where neals gets some attention (no affection)

i might sound like a whiner
but i wouldnt trade my talents for the tea in all of china
yea it hurts when ive devoted all my soul to these pursuits
and ive sacrificed my life to microphones and killer roots
maybe ive inspired just enough to make a difference
but this business is a tough one and i feel ive earned a pittance
for my - relentless efforts going spitting the gospel
authentic to my message never wavered never waffled

my mental health is fragile and perpetually embattled
in this struggle with my demons arthur morgan in the saddle
and my self destructive nature makes more obstacles to face or i
can complicate life further with a misclick of my cursor
but im fortunate and blessed that my skillset gave me options
and i think ive snowballed karma to the point of near exhaustion - 
even when im gone im not forgotten 
which is more than you can say for the average artist dropping
tracks

lose my footing every time i feel im gaining traction
try to focus through the mass distraction
and im feeling like a fraction of my former self no satisfaction 
try to write some music but it lacks the passion -
systems crashing in a chain reaction
so i ingest a bunch of drugs to feel some minor calefaction
and i lack the knack to fasten my seatbelt and strap in
afraid of interacting with the public cause i feel theyre laughing

at me - my inconsistency apparent
from a manic fearless daring bitcoin baron on a tear into
a recluse - an agoraphobic hermit
with a lack of electric current through my hacker circuit -
thin epidermis with no sense of purpose -
my kernel idle with no running service -
alone and nervous with no fuel to drive the furnace
feel im missing all my chances to return in earnest

dude imperfect coding go and serpent -
music merchant asking "is it worth it?"
incarcerated in this prison civil servant
who's been sentenced with a verdict in a freak occurrence
out of control like all my dedis running kubernetes
patchless open access with no coldwater protect my levees
perpetual defendant
i just want to end it overdose and maybe ill transcend it

feel discouraged because i once had the courage
and now im just a shadow with a soul malnourished
hoping praying for the return of the eagerness i demonstrated
killmark etched on cases of the systems that i penetrated
at the very least just let me get it motivated
enough to take a couple steps ahead to get me calibrated
forever yours, gang affiliated
neals
signed and dated

ytcracker - letter from neals

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

very slightly flipped G Mills + Kyle McEvoy - Haze

just had to write something

even im tripping
im still playing this game and i aint in prison
still out here living
still out here earning my starship deployment blue ribbon
luck with the women
^ maybe a bit out of sorts 
but i aint dead daughter stay fed
aint in the red aint in the courts

this year been crazy broke up with baby
family get murdered or suicide daily
had to quit drinking because i kept thinking
about all this shit everytime i got hazy
^ banned from a venue 
took advice from my friends and i tried to pretend you
didnt exist and put you on a list
but that didnt much help and i still will defend you

music my therapy cant even write it
and when i sit down to i cant even lie its
like i forgot how to string it together
fit all of my feelings in make myself better
heard this beat on a stream might as well pirate
and try it out give it a go
im the king of the scene the shel silverstein
im hacking and phreaking the flow

bad with my money feel like a dummy
feel like a failure and people dont love me
know that aint true at the core of my being
but consciousness kills and my hearts in agreement
^ maybe a mid life 
crisis i guess that its getting that time
i look at my watch and i gather my thoughts
while the memories flood in i ask for a sign

still immature
still out in LA the hacker couture
still popping boxes and feeding the poor
picking myself up and off of the floor
timing is everything right now im hemorrhaging
^maybe we needed a break
take some time to reflect let me clean up my mess
because baby i needed that space

that goes for all of us demons that follow us
gotta forgive yourself or they will swallow us
whole
havent been diligent dim little filament
havent been playing my role
mentally ill -
mentally question my skill
if im not popping them pills
you know the drill
pushing through life with your sheer force of will

planets in trouble
most of the globes in a media bubble
feel kinda powerless 
bathing in cowardice
sitting here silent with no one to cuddle
and this forms a pattern
circle around like the rings of saturn
trying to find some peace of mind
in this of slice of time like something matters

hope i find what im seeking over a long weekend
sooner than later so i can start speaking
and doing the things that im destined to do
and not sitting here lonely and wrestling with you
as for the rest of my crew
continue success i invested in you
Spam God continue to Bless Every Move
so lets get in the booth and stop stressing it boo

boo

ytcracker - status update

@queed-inc aka yung innanet

gr33tz drugs i ain't slept in a fortnight
crew hungry call it operation fork knife
Ra got the python and it hit you like a snake bite
mithra got the .40 - got no time for the fist fight

used to sell dope - power for the house lights
now we buy dope - vibes for a good night   
cut the grass low - snakes call it true sight
fucc a bitch throat till i cum - i just might

shoutout steezy body count higher than a kite
real nice fellow - never been a simpin whiteknight
catch em from behind call it 20/20 hindsight
crew don't talk to cops - squad stay airtight

vicelitti that's my mothafuccin crodie
longslide make em burn like a stogie
i got every single reason to up it if you don't know me
i be fuccin with the ones that's been with me since i was bummy

--

look at how i built my life got that social credit
look at how i paid the price with them multi threaded
programs shorty what it do
i got the solution to your problems its forty two
trying to get back in that drivers seat to finally
put my pain behind me and find someone to ride with me -
thankfully i got my squad to keep me memeing hard
since i gave up on them thangs that had me leaning hard

when i feel that paranoia and its setting in - 
and i feel like all the world is testing me and threatening
i remember who the fuck been there these monuments
the people that stuck by me on my buns like these condiments -
i aint ever burned a soul or a bridge
cause that shit will eat your conscience up and thats no way to live
lil homie force my enemies to love me
i be fucking with the ones thats been with me since i was bummy

yung innanet f. ytcracker - since i was bummy (ep coming soon)

@dicepticon beat

im chilling in the lair feeling okay
sitting on a folder full of 0day
looking through these files and i hope they
never patch em up leave it broke hey
all these scanners in the road way
checking for them errors in the code base
clock is ticking and i wont wait
time to live got a hacker feeling slow paced

X11 window manager yes i do some damage yuh
checking on my privilege like a cis white male in canada
then i escalate it my compiler keep it native
every tick up in your system timing attack underrated
bury data in the octets in the segments in your packets
all my DGs keep it gangster all my pinks they keep it ratchet
all my screens they keep refreshing hundred forty four a second
thats the time to live for pixels so its best we stay connected

got no time to spare i mark my meetings for deletion
so much CRUD up in my matrix that im working through the weekend
no i got no time for sleeping got a deadline got to keep it -
and i really like my password so i keep that bitch a secret
you know
im captivated by the captures on my wireshark -
keep the hat green like my cousin vinny's skylark
F to pay respects double F if you the best
double F i stay immortal in my time to live requests

ytcracker - ttl

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
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