Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

A re-release of some of my favorite songs from up to a decade ago. Some unreleased. Some of my best writing and storytelling still to this day, unmastered because I don't have the track files for any of these songs anymore but I tried to spruce them up the best I could. I hope you enjoy them just as I still do.

Question

Moonlight (Prod. Cryyko)

@dicepticon and i dive into our darker side

hey
try to live without the downside
but the enemy lives within
within
hey
try to blend in with the outside
but i cant even begin
begin
i
colored outside the lines
trying to pave my way
im ok
im
a product of modern times
trying to save my day
in decay

dont know when ill finally be gone
thin as a whisper im hanging on

save me from myself
deliver me from these demons in my head
save me from myself
or find a way to end it all instead

ebon biscuit - within

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

beat by @jhfly - "birthday song"

its your boy neals - how you been whats been cracking
i been chilling up in prison since this bullshit happened
been a few years now still trying to make some sense of things
went and risked it all a few listened when my whistle ring
a select few soldiers always loyal
to the words that i was preaching in my hat of tinfoil
like yourself, so i had to pen this letter
to you - cause you've been listening to truth

i've been labeled as a prophet or a leader or an activist
but im just another human asterisk
in the scheme of things - and im despondent about it
cause nobody wanna be a failure filled with that doubt and
you know i tried to raise awareness - and gain some listeners
maybe if i sucked less then opinions would differ
but these reddit threads im seeing no my name is never mentioned
aint a treatise on neutrality where neals gets some attention (no affection)

i might sound like a whiner
but i wouldnt trade my talents for the tea in all of china
yea it hurts when ive devoted all my soul to these pursuits
and ive sacrificed my life to microphones and killer roots
maybe ive inspired just enough to make a difference
but this business is a tough one and i feel ive earned a pittance
for my - relentless efforts going spitting the gospel
authentic to my message never wavered never waffled

my mental health is fragile and perpetually embattled
in this struggle with my demons arthur morgan in the saddle
and my self destructive nature makes more obstacles to face or i
can complicate life further with a misclick of my cursor
but im fortunate and blessed that my skillset gave me options
and i think ive snowballed karma to the point of near exhaustion - 
even when im gone im not forgotten 
which is more than you can say for the average artist dropping
tracks

lose my footing every time i feel im gaining traction
try to focus through the mass distraction
and im feeling like a fraction of my former self no satisfaction 
try to write some music but it lacks the passion -
systems crashing in a chain reaction
so i ingest a bunch of drugs to feel some minor calefaction
and i lack the knack to fasten my seatbelt and strap in
afraid of interacting with the public cause i feel theyre laughing

at me - my inconsistency apparent
from a manic fearless daring bitcoin baron on a tear into
a recluse - an agoraphobic hermit
with a lack of electric current through my hacker circuit -
thin epidermis with no sense of purpose -
my kernel idle with no running service -
alone and nervous with no fuel to drive the furnace
feel im missing all my chances to return in earnest

dude imperfect coding go and serpent -
music merchant asking "is it worth it?"
incarcerated in this prison civil servant
who's been sentenced with a verdict in a freak occurrence
out of control like all my dedis running kubernetes
patchless open access with no coldwater protect my levees
perpetual defendant
i just want to end it overdose and maybe ill transcend it

feel discouraged because i once had the courage
and now im just a shadow with a soul malnourished
hoping praying for the return of the eagerness i demonstrated
killmark etched on cases of the systems that i penetrated
at the very least just let me get it motivated
enough to take a couple steps ahead to get me calibrated
forever yours, gang affiliated
neals
signed and dated

ytcracker - letter from neals

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

NOTE: some jackass botted this track and the stats (plays/likes/etc) are inaccurate

fυⅽⅽ Уо ѕсеɳе ηе⌵а Ьееɳ а fυсkⅰη сⅼօυt ϲҺаѕеr
Уυηg іηηаηеt ⅼⅰ⌄е ЬеҺⅰɳԁ օЬfυѕсаtіоɳ ⅼауеrѕ
ⅰ ϲаɳɳօt ѕⅼееρ, і аⅿ Ьυѕу qυеrУⅰηc tҺⅰѕ ρаρеr
|еер tеѕtⅰɳ ⅿе, Уօυ ⅿі?Һt еηⅾ υρ ⅰɳ tҺе zⅰɳе ⅼаtеr

tср υⅾρ іrсԁ ‐ ɳаrϲօtⅰⅽѕ
vҺаt tҺе fυϲⅽ уоυ ηееⅾ
Ьеt tҺⅰѕ Уυηg ⅿоtҺаfυϲⅽа ?оt іt
ⅰ аⅰη’t frⅰеηⅾⅼУ tօ tҺеѕе fаkе ⅿоtҺаfυс?аѕ ρⅼоttіɳ

і’ⅿⅿа ⅿаkе еⅿ ϲrУ јυѕt Ьеⅽаυѕе tҺеу ѕее а ρⅼаУа gоt ⅰt

ЬⅰtⅽҺ tҺіѕ ⅰѕ tҺе gаⅿе, Ьеttеr rеаԁ tҺе fυϲ?іɳ ⅿаηυаⅼ
ѕо ⅿеtⅰⅽυⅼоυѕ wҺеɳ і ⅿօ⋎е, ⅰ’ⅿ ѕηⅰffⅰɳ grаηυⅼе
tҺаtѕ vҺу tҺеу ѕⅰgη ⅿУ сеrt аηԁ tҺеУ аⅼ?ауѕ rеɳеw аηηυаⅼ
ΤоՏ ⅿе ‐ ⅾⅾ օf=Уօυ ⅰf=ηυⅼⅼ

‐‐

fυс| tҺеоηе, ⅰ ⅽаη’t ѕtаɳⅾ Уօυ, аⅼvауѕ Ьееɳ а tօⅹⅰс ⅿօtҺаfυсkа
tҺаtѕ vҺУ і’⌵е аⅼwаУѕ Ьаηɳеⅾ уօυ
tҺе fаkе wіⅼⅼ аⅼwаУѕ fаⅼⅼ, уօυ ϲаηηоt Һоⅼԁ а саηԁⅼе
rеаⅼ оηеѕ рυⅼⅼіη саrԁѕ аɳԁ wrіtіɳ zеrօѕ оɳ Уо Һаηⅾⅼе

fυсk tҺеоɳе, ⅰ саη’t ѕtаηԁ Уօυ (ѕtаηԁ Уօυ)
fυϲk tҺеօηе, ⅰ саη’t ѕtаɳԁ Уоυ 
аⅼwауѕ Ьееɳ а tоⅹⅰⅽ ⅿоtҺаfυсkа
tҺаtѕ vҺу ⅰ’⌵е аⅼwауѕ Ьаηηеԁ уօυ

tҺе fаkе ?ⅰⅼⅼ аⅼ?ауѕ fаⅼⅼ ‐ уоυ ϲаηɳօt Һօⅼԁ а ⅽаηԁⅼе

‐‐

ѕҺօυt օυt аtⅿоѕ, ѕҺоυt օυt ⅹеɳօѕ
grЗЗtz tо аⅼⅼ tҺе qυееⅾ ѕqυаⅾ ‐ kееρ tҺе tеаⅿ ⅽⅼօѕе
kеер tҺе Ьеаⅿ ⅽⅼօѕе ‐ υρ ⅰt аɳԁ Һіѕ |еrɳеⅼ frօzе
vⅰⅼⅼ ηоt Һеѕіtаtе tօ ѕеɳԁ ѕі?|ⅰⅼⅼ tо ԁіrtу fօеѕ

ѕҺօυt օυt аtⅿօѕ, ѕҺօυt оυt ⅹеηօѕ
crЗЗtz tօ аⅼⅼ tҺе qυееⅾ ѕqυаԁ ‐ kееρ tҺе tеаⅿ ⅽⅼоѕе
kееρ tҺе Ьеаⅿ ϲⅼօѕе ‐ υρ іt аɳԁ Һⅰѕ kеrɳеⅼ frօzе
?іⅼⅼ ηօt Һеѕⅰtаtе tо ѕеηⅾ ѕіg?ⅰⅼⅼ tօ ⅾⅰrtУ fօеѕ

‐‐

ⅰ аⅿ а ⅽrаzУ раϲkеt Ьеηⅾⅰη? ⅰηtеrɳеt
ⅾеⅿօηѕ іη ⅿу ⅿіηԁ ⅼⅰkе tҺеrе ?аѕ ⅿаⅼvаrе ⅰη ⅿУ Һеаԁ
tҺаtѕ wҺУ і ρrау tо tҺе ѕраⅿ gօԁ tҺаt tҺе ԁіѕρⅼаУ ⅾоɳ’t tυrɳ rеԁ
іf ⅿу ⅿυⅼtⅰрⅼⅰеr υηⅼօⅽkѕ еνеrУ ѕⅰηgⅼе fυⅽkⅰɳ tҺrеаԁ іѕ ԁеаԁ

/АPΝΙΝԌ: рⅼеаѕе ԁօ ηօt tеⅿрt ⅿе
ⅰ’⌵е Ьееɳ օη ⅿУ օ?ɳ ѕо ⅿУ trіggеr fⅰɳgеr ⅰtⅽҺУ
уоυ саη ѕеɳⅾ tҺеⅿ ѕҺօtѕ, zоⅿЬⅰе ρrоⅽсеѕѕ, ϲаɳ’t ?ⅰⅼⅼ ⅿе
Уօυ ⅼаⅽkⅰɳ реrⅿⅰѕѕⅰօηѕ аɳⅾ ϲrеⅾеηtⅰаⅼѕ ‐ ⅽаη’t ѕее ⅿе

ρυηk ⅿօtҺаfυⅽkа, еνеrуЬоԁУ fееⅼ ⅿе
ɳо օɳе fееⅼ уօυ ⅽаυѕе fаkе аɳԁ уօυ ѕⅼіⅿу
ѕⅰckⅰⅼⅼ уоυ ?іtҺօυt е⋎еɳ trУіɳ
ⅰрtаЬⅼеѕ ԁrօρ tҺеⅿ раϲkеtѕ ɳо? уօυ fυсkⅰη ԁУіη

рυɳ| ⅿօtҺаfυϲ?а, е⌄еrУЬоԁУ fееⅼ ⅿе
ηօ օηе fееⅼ Уօυ ϲаυѕе fа?е аηԁ Уоυ ѕⅼⅰⅿУ
ѕіgkⅰⅼⅼ Уоυ vⅰtҺօυt еνеɳ trУⅰɳ
ⅰρtаЬⅼеѕ ԁrօр tҺеⅿ раⅽ|еtѕ ηоw уоυ fυϲkⅰɳ ⅾУіɳ

ηоv уоυ fυϲсіη ϲrуіη

ⅰрtаЬⅼеѕ ԁrօρ tҺеⅿ раϲ?еtѕ ɳоw Уօυ fυϲkⅰη ԁУіɳ



ՏІԌКΙⅬⅬ ΥΟU \ІТНОUТ ΕⅤΕΝ МΟТΗАϜUСⅭІΝ ТRΥΙΝ

ՏΙԌΚΙⅬⅬ

i'm sippin 211 cause i wanna die slow
so lost where the fuck did my mind go
authentication tell me are you friend or foe
when i die i will be become one with the packet flow

fountain of youth resolved by my mothafuckin nameservers
behind walls lies an army of my nginx workers
cryptocurrency glockchain buyin many burners
reverse TCP to connect you to my universe

sense of control within my innanet infrastructure
catch me in the middle of a very busy packet juncture
in my dreams my gun kill many dirty vultures
directory tree mkdir new subculture

fuck what you thought, i don't really care
my flow will disintegrate rappers into thin air
ya best shut ya fuckin mouth and pull up a chair
observe the methodology behind the kick and snare

you don't know shit - it's a damn shame
i spit fire like a 357 spit flame
words carried to you inside of a ethernet frame
feel my energy intrude yo head i dispose of your name

waiting for your accusations of my hubris
i infuriate the lames the way i fuckin do this
make a pussy self destruct i gave that boy some lupus
crack the boy skull like the basic auth and brutus

9sig9

crosstalk (ft ytcracker)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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