Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

beat by projektzero
available for download - originally posted at https://soundcloud.com/tim-nerdcorenow/pinot-noir-superstar-ytcracker

i aint no savage
when im up in the club im above average
gotta spend some cabbage
top scientist like dave miscavige
i dont drink whiskey
vodka beer no im not thrifty
my tastes are tad refined
sophisticated so i drink wine

see im an artist
pinky extend the farthest
when i got some wine to sip on
khaki slacks to match my clip on
tie yea im so classy
pour me another glass g
have a jager bomb man that shits nasty
yall clear a little path see

im a pinot noir superstar (superstar)
im the classiest alcoholic at the bar (at the bar)
got a ponytail and a hybrid car (hybrid car)
and a hand rolled cuban cigar (cigar)

grab my glass at the stem then swirl it
bitch we getting drunk off the merlot
gotta find a suitable pairing
pepperjack with the sauvignon blanc im so daring
im only two bottles down
and my corkscrew fiending to open another round
holler at a broad on my cell
say she coming through for some zinfandel

drinking fermented grapes
has caused a few mistakes
but omelettes need eggs to break
if i dont have wine then i cant create
so tonight i remain a trooper
in the morning rap game bradley cooper
classy rap game guy from looper
rap game drunken stupor ya heard

ytcracker - pinot noir superstar (free download)

im addicted to eve online now
jacked the beat from hassan @ soundclick www.soundclick.com/HASSAN
if you dont play eve you should start because this song will make no sense to you
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=fff23d84-639c-42fd-8071-076381b77b03&action=buddy
join here ill split the PLEX with you

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray 

I’m a newbie living interstellar - under HEROs umbrella
trying to find some content with my newbro fellas
roam in our frigates the ladies dig it they love how i scram it
when i be tackling them talwars or EWAR when i jam it
keep getting podded like a poppy luckily got a copy
back at the station where the dojo teaching starship karate
and once I’m in my new body you bet I’m pimpin a griffin 
not peter even though slip petes been known to catch us all slipping

man im straight ripping through these gate camps
microwarpdrive blowing through them bubbles got a great chance
keep my sensor booster up cuz i hate damps
align to an anomaly and break dance
chuck a 7o in local cuz ya boy keeping it classy
even though when im in provi all the locals harass me
because im brave with it corporation keep the whole game fit and 
bovril still keep the blood god paid wit it

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray

im up here chilling in the captains quarters
thinking bout the sansha nation and how they might be expanding their borders
and theres a pilot up in jita says hell double my isk
so I can purchase perfect metas for my caracal fits
when youre a newbie fitting fittings that are out of your league
and a jumpers fatigue is a problem cuz you forgot to read it
you best believe it you can SRP it if you get lucky
just type the code into the website that you got from the MotD

and every time you form a fleet up you can make no mistake
theres gonna be a dude on mumble who will ask if his drake
can come along up on this stratop then they have a debate
how they wont wind up in a capsule cuz their skill is so great
man - we just trying to stay isk positive
can we live?
the timers ticking better get on the move
and hold sov to this soft groove

i'm brave (space mmo gangster rap)

Game Over

(Intro )
Ooh, you know that?
That’s that psychic sauce, mane.
Grill Flame cookin’ up,
Top Secret, extra spicy.

(Verse 1)
Fort Meade, INSCOM,
Psychic squad, stay calm.
NSA got a file, 
Psychics on speed dial (ya).

Remote view, eyes shut,
See the target, what’s up?
Coordinates, no map, 
Mind travel, that’s a wrap (oh snap).

Session locked, Oracle in deep,
Relational DB, secrets they keep.
Data streams, models feed,
Fine-tune LLM, watch it leap. (uh)

MENSA wit, no goats,
Just brains, no jokes.
FOIA dropped the docs, 
Now the world peep the plots (check it).

(Hook)
Remote view, mind move,
INSCOM got the groove. 
Drip, drip, Project Grill Flame,
NSA got that psychic game

Remote view, mind sweep, 
Classified intel  runnin’ deep.
Top Secret, gotta keep it sealed tight,
Precognition, all day and night (uh-huh).

(Verse 2)
Double-blind, no bias,
Targets far, we the flyest.
Impressions on the pad, 
See what they never had (check it).

CIA, Black Vault,
FOy ya made ’em halt.
Session notes, feedback,
Mind flex, never lack. (ya)

S.R.I. ain't trippin, mind games,
E.S.P. in my veins.
INSCOM, hush hush,
Psychic sauce, too much.

(Hook)
Remote view, mind move,
INSCOM got the groove. 
Drip, drip, Project Grill Flame,
NSA got that psychic game

Remote view, mind sweep, 
Classified intel  runnin’ deep.
Top Secret, gotta keep it sealed tight,
Precognition, all day and night (uh-huh).

(Outro )
Mind waves tappin’, psychic energy in the air,
Remote viewers seein’ patterns everywhere (uh-huh)
Synchronicity , like fate in disguise
Coincidences line up, openin’ my eyes (say what?)

Psychic Sauce

Yeah … it’s Cyber … run it …
⸻

[Hook]
Shells & bells (bell!), I came from the basement (yeah),
Blackhat roots, now I walk in amazement (facts).
Jailbroke the world, wrote scripts in the cell (cell),
Now the crown on my head sound like shells & bells (bell!).

⸻

[Verse 1]
Xbox nights, turn the lobby to flames,
Modchip kid, they remember the name.
Packets in motion, the shadows my school,
Turned all the exploits to Fortune 5 tools.

(Bell!) I was root when the system was blind,
(Bell!) Breakin’ the locks just to sharpen my mind.
Came from the black, now I’m guardin’ the gates,
Cyber the legend, just check the estates.

⸻

[Hook]
Shells & bells (bell!), I came from the basement (uh),
Blackhat roots, now I walk in amazement (yeah).
Jailbroke the world, wrote scripts in the cell (cell),
Now the crown on my head sound like shells & bells (bell!).

⸻

[Verse 2]
Glitch in the code, I’m the ghost in the net (net),
Brazilian bounce with the phonk in the set (skrrt).
Trap with the payload, alarms when I’m near,
(Bell!) That’s the sound every sysadmin fears.

DEF CON chants, I’m the voice of the breach,
Amazon halls where the lessons I teach.
Every exploit that I write, every story it tells,
Arman The Cyber, that’s shells & bells (bell!).

⸻

[Final Hook / Outro]
Shells & bells (bell!), I came from the basement,
Blackhat roots, now I walk in amazement.
Jailbroke the world, wrote scripts in the cell,
Now the crown on my head sound like shells & bells (bell … bell … bell …).

[Intro / Flip]
“BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!”

“Bill Nye the Science Guy…”
“Arman The Cyber — the HACKER guy.”

(BILL! BILL! BILL!)
Yeah… Cyber in the lab…
Bills & Shells, run it…

⸻

[Hook]
Bills & shells (BILL!), hacks on display (uh),
I’m Bill Nye and Bill Gates in a hacker way (facts).
Science with the code, money with the skill (yeah),
Arman The Cyber, turn the breach to a bill (BILL!).

⸻

[Verse 1]
Lab coat drip, I was raised in the dark,
Xbox mods put my name on the mark.
Bill Nye brain, every breach is a test,
Bill Gates grind, turn a bug to a check.

(BILL!) Console cracked, I was just a teen,
(BILL!) Packet floods lookin’ like a science machine.
Jailbroke the world, I was born in the shells,
Now the beat screams loud with the bills & bells (BILL!).

⸻

[Hook]
Bills & shells (BILL!), hacks on display (uh),
I’m Bill Nye and Bill Gates in a hacker way (facts).
Science with the code, money with the skill (yeah),
Arman The Cyber, turn the breach to a bill (BILL!).

⸻

[Verse 2]
I’m the glitch in the lab, I’m the ghost in the net,
Trap with the payload, commands on deck.
Every firewall breaks when I step in the scene,
From the black to the white, I was born in between.

(BILL!) Science of hacks, watch the packets collide,
(BILL!) Tech in my blood, I got Gates on my side.
From DEFCON nights to the Fortune 5 halls,
Arman The Cyber — they repeat when I call (BILL!).

⸻

[Hook]
Bills & shells (BILL!), hacks on display (uh),
I’m Bill Nye and Bill Gates in a hacker way (facts).
Science with the code, money with the skill (yeah),
Arman The Cyber, turn the breach to a bill (BILL!).

⸻

[Bridge / Build-Up]
(BILL!) … Nye with the hacks …
(BILL!) … Gates with the stacks …
(BILL!) … Cyber the name …
Whole world react (BILL! BILL! BILL!).

⸻

[Final Hook]
Bills & shells (BILL!), hacks on display (uh),
I’m Bill Nye and Bill Gates in a hacker way (facts).
Science with the code, money with the skill (yeah),
Arman The Cyber, turn the breach to a bill (BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!).

[Outro]
“Arman The Cyber… the Hacker Guy…”

The Hacker Guy

terminal
green on black the cursor flash
cd slash
enter for a chance to win
im breaking in first push a SYN
flood 
im paul rudd - im nude tayne
im saul good(man) - im loose change
im boss boy - im bruce springs(tein)

terminal
this octothorpe on that sudo
stay thirsty for my voodoo
‘piled ADM and that w00w00
my screen shelled machine swell
chain hashes ASIC
i 10 print shit BASIC
with these 8 sticks of raised fit

random access memory (memory)
be scared of me (of me)
prepare to be wooed by the dudes sincerity
this parity in my RAID
keep data flowing unscathed
them stylesheets all in my page
keep me so lit on the stage
that wrist roll in eclipse though
smooth as i move bits breaux
you xamarin you sharp boy
see sharpness and thats art boy
fetching bytes - a black lab
your soundtrack in that hack lab
lock and load that top node
then stop and drop that opcode

terminal
i pen test invested
in zero day by my folks
break em open like yolks
scramble rot13
release that work in a zine
make install and make clean
cursor flash on black and glow green

terminal
spamming cooked thats burnt meat 
sniffing hooks with burp suite
middle man and ill get em man
when they using after free
alzheimers on me
yea they losing memory
when im all up into their heap

terminal

ytcracker - terminal

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

download if you really want to its kind of rough

internet relay - chat
i got a load of MSR dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another lulzsec scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the interknee
bnc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this spam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting baud dada

don data don data don draper of this internet paper
still killing cold capers
got your neighbors wireless up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little trojans up in every major city
what you think i do on tour? rap dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with computer hacking skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the malformed SYN packet

we meddle in mcgirt - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent computer crime

linkedin eharmony databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using burners since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the law will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these bit dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the hackers on my downline
verify a list d3 during downtime
is that a legendary red off the rack?
gonna hit the auction house and sell it for a hundred mil flat

ytcracker - computer crime (demov1) (free dl)

here is the original which is actually way better TBH:

https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/track/droppin-hertz-on-em

ytcracker - droppin hertz (tanner4105 VIP)

Уеѕ і Ье օff ⅿУ rօсkеr
ηо ԁоⅽkеr сօɳtаіɳ ⅿе
ⅾrυgѕ wⅰⅼⅼ rеаrrаɳgе ⅿе
ѕtυρіⅾ Һоеѕ ?іⅼⅼ trу tօ tаⅿе ⅿе

ѕее ⅿе іɳ tҺе ѕtrееtѕ аηⅾ ⅰηηаηеt ѕϲrеаⅿ fυсk Уоυ раУ ⅿе
ⅰ’⋎е Ьееɳ ѕеаrсҺⅰɳg fоr tҺе ⅽօɳfⅰg ⅾіrеⅽtі⌄е ѕtօрріɳ ⅿе ⅼаtеⅼУ
ⅽоⅿⅰɳ υρ vіtҺ ɳօtҺіη - tҺе νօⅼtа?е ⅰ’ⅿ Ьυⅿріɳ
ɳօw ⅰ’ⅿ іɳ уо ѕυЬɳеt ‐ ѕρооfіη ⅿаϲѕ ‐ рас?еtѕ ⅰ’ⅿ ⅾυⅿρіη

ѕɳⅿρ ⌵| ρⅼаⅰɳtе×t ЬіtϲҺ Уоυ kɳоw vҺаtѕ ɳе×t
і ⅽоɳtrоⅼ tҺе rօυtеѕ ѕօ ⅰ соηtrօⅼ tҺе ⅰηηаɳеt
саtсҺ а tеⅼηеt ⅼօ?іη ηօw і сօηtrօⅼ tҺе ԁηѕ
ⅿіɳіⅿυⅿ trаηѕⅿⅰѕѕіօɳ ѕtау qυⅰеt аηⅾ fⅰɳеѕѕе

tҺеѕе аrе tҺе tаⅼеѕ օf а ɳеrⅾУ Һօоԁrаt
а⌵аtаr tҺе ⅼаѕt рас?еt Ьеηⅾеr ‐ уυɳg ՏΝАΤ  
ԁо ɳօt ⅿаkе а ⅼоt оf ηօⅰѕе ‐ ɳօ t× ‐ ɳо RАΤ
rеаⅼ kіⅼⅼеrѕ ⅿоνе іη ѕⅰⅼеηсе ‐ рυt аvау tҺаt ηⅿаρ  

     tҺіɳ|in ⅿу gаⅿе wеаk Уօυ ⅼУⅰη tо Уօѕеⅼf
    ⅰ ⅾоɳ’t ηееԁ ηօ рrоԁυⅽеr ⅰ ⅾօ tҺⅰѕ ѕҺіt Ьу ⅿУѕеⅼf
    і’ⅿ tҺе еηcⅰηееr tҺе ⅽоɳԁυϲtоr аηⅾ tҺе ϲrеwⅿаɳ
    ?7 rօυɳԁѕ ⅰη tҺе rυgеr Һⅰt ⅿаηу ⅿеη

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i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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