I love these chords/sound. Awesome beats, mayne, as usual.

Bro this song describes my relationship perfectly rn with my girl. Only diff is I met mine at a robotics competition for VEX, and damn, love is so sweet bro.

hahhaha tight song dude.. the lyrics make me laugh always.

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

i might change some stuff still i dunno but whatever

smoke weed every day

I NEED NEED NEED puter

dfnctsc hack the planet dg

ytcracker - i need (v1)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ytcracker - i can

some 2k12 album shit ill just throw up for shits to listen to
produced by platinumsellers some fire ish

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i get gwap my way
cuz there aint a safe bet the way that i play
i play it reckless leveraging processors to hilts
i feel - guilty when i look at the speeds
i got them hot fresh leads double opt in copped them
from ryan kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
shopping my service around
trying to find an affiliate network who will run this with me into the ground

i hear that skype *sfx* sound
now im running all my progs like the triple crown
i got the horse dick clowned on the mound with my pitch
im the billy mays of the inboxed internet bitch
run it through the weekend so on monday people go to work
open up an email from another random jerk
selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
im basically a nurse with a fifty thousand dollar purse

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i holla mei wei
hairetsu is japanese for an array
my program religiously; mayday
and it brings a lot of tithing up on pay day
with a fresh newsletter and a fresh new header
the way i blast i promise that you can't do better
a little quick witted all week i stick with it
then that friday comes along and i let the list get it
see the thing with us, is the deals been discussed
and i speak for everyone that we wont show no disgust
see the marketing industry ya i happen to know it
when the monday comes around its gone happen to show it
screw a watch, cause im only wearin a timepeice 
my business model so attractive  that its a dimepeice 
ofcoarse all the emails that i got are opt in's
just keep it noted that im given them options

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me show you how i ghost up on my icase
invisible as two thousand and twelve myspace
and await my connect to feed me the submit
that ill be blasting through the filters yea my pitch to the mitt
im mitt - romney i made a living off my hobby
and yea theres been a bunch of people who would rather rob me
but i treat em softly
because fighting with a hater always ending awfully

id rather no distractions only paper chasing actions
keep my family in traction while i keep the money stacking
let them know that im not acting when i say
that we created fifty thousand dollar fridays
out of bits and bytes and bodies and bolo
credits out the wazoo running all my yolo
servers at the colo burning out they lights
cuz theyre blinking off and on so fast a seizure bout to strike

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

in this game called the internet theres no shame
order domains and the servers under no name
like hank hill with the propane
i got accessories to make the campaign hot like gold flames
slanging berries like its cocaines
then recycle my old messages like coke cains
there aint a limit to the limits in my skyway
on a fifty thousand dollar friday

ytcracker and hairetsu - fifty thousand dollar friday

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i
the return from the space mission
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

got a lanyard full of thumb drives
any shape any color i got any size
im futuristic like the starship enterprise
and im clowning on the game like im pennywise
so idolize me
go on searching through the contents
do some sifting through the nonsense
you will find a cornucopia of allocated
bytes arranged in a deranged way

make sure your shells configured properly
and dont go rummaging so sloppily
that organized chaos sitting sorted by type
took me my whole lifetime to amass so get right
double click on the icons
i see you scan the screen like a cylon
yea its attractive but try to catch your breath
because the hard part aint even begun yet

choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file i got plenty to burn
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file man you got plenty to learn

i see you browsing those extensions looking for rars
but did i mention that good things come in small packages?
i hacked kids and put their docs in a text file
nudes of their girlfriends exported like a textile
jpegs gifs pngs
i got photoshops of taylor swift taking two knees
i got them exes
i got them secret gov certificate rijndael keys

and see those csvs?
thats a bunch of stolen data i got using havij
its so easy anyone could do it try it yourself
then you can form your own leet hacker group and rake in the wealth
powerpoints for the corporate
them nine to fivers doing all kinds of boring shit
man i salute you keep the world turning on its axis
have a couple mp3s from your favorite hackers
choose a file mang

click 4 album free duh

ytcracker - choose a file (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

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ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

let me serenade you with a simplistic dream
about a country once reigned supreme
separation of the state and church
with a right to bear arms and pursue what works
right to say what you feel and the only retribution
is another citizen can disagree aint nobody shooting
all made equal in the eyes of our creator
and the shit we dont agree with we can change it later

leaving plenty room for any enterprise
but still hold a man accountable if he can ruin many lives
visualize aint nobody passed cuz theyre wallets fat
aint nobody getting a reprieve cuz their super PAC
if a politicians crooked we can yoke him up
and we can put him on the stand till hes broken up
we the people and its bout the time weve spoken up
this my dream and i wish id live it woken up

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

sometimes the best kind of press is no press
cause it will scare you into thinking that the world is hopeless
theres more human beings thatd rather give you a hug
than hurt you so dont let the evil concern you
yea a few will try to scam and then burn you
but you cant let it get to your core and then turn you
not to say there isnt value in being a skeptic
as long as your perspective eclectic

dismiss the negativity pit
but dont get tunnel vision and start to close up your mind
and forget what it is that define
the condition of our species and why we havent reached the divine
need to elevate each other on this planet
keep our differences try to understand that
we gotta coexist to survive the apocalypse
so grab a fellow human and start locking lips

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

everytime i stargaze i wonder my place
wonder where im fitting in in this rat race
peep the man in the moon and his fat face
while im sitting on the comp in my hack base
i dont fancy my chances
i wont live to get the inside scoop all the answers
enjoy the scientific advances
while i travel round the universes vast expanses

i wont get to see the end of the planet
until my atoms get fused into granite
then the solar system blows its seed
in a million directions close to light speed
its a fate we all have in common
its a shame that we waste our entire lives bombing
each other on our little blue rock
so i guess thats why im having this talk

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ytcracker - home sweet home

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

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